Tate Speech - September 20, 2023


Tate's New Waterpark | Tate Confidential Ep 188


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

112.611465

Word Count

884

Sentence Count

102

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Tristan is on house arrest and needs a new water slide to spice things up around the house. But can he and the rest of the family get on board with the new project or will they all be sent to jail? Find out on this weeks episode of Bathroom Break Podcast! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with the latest Bathrooms Break Podcast Episodes. The Bathroom Podcast is brought to you by ! and . This episode features: Hosted by & Featuring: , , and Guest Hosted By: ) Music by ) Words and Music by Ian Dorsch All rights reserved. Used wih permission. All songs and music copyright of their respective owners unless otherwise stated. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll make sure to bring you more of your own episodes in the future. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast. Love ya! xoxo, Rory & Andrew - The Bathrooms Bathroom Bathrooms Podcast. Music copyright of the Bathroom Drive Podcast. All Rights Reserved. - This episode was produced and edited by Rory and Andrew. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. All credit and music used is copyright of any other music used on this episode, other than our own. We are not owned by our own creation. Enjoy, unless stated or paid for by our patrons. Thank you, please don t forget to use our own a copy of this episode and credit and credit is given to a third party or any other person else's work. Please don't own any other use in the public service or commercial use, etc.. or credit taken out of this podcast, other wise, unless otherwise noted. . Thank you. ? - Thank you in any other credit, other people's work, etc., etc. - This podcast is not being used without credit, etc. etc. This podcast was produced by the author's credit is not claimed or sponsored, etc etc., , etc., it's a copyright notice or other such thing is appreciated, etc... We are working with any other such credit, except where credit is indicated, etc, etc.) - Please be aware that this means that such work is being used in any way.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So, if you don't know, I'm awarded a huge war site.
00:00:14.000 You know one of the ones that kids use at fairs and stuff like that?
00:00:17.000 So we're going to set it up by the pool, and I've got to put the hose on top.
00:00:20.000 So it's going to be like a huge water slide tomorrow.
00:00:23.000 Tris is going to be super annoyed, but I don't care.
00:00:24.000 Yeah, I've got to have some fun.
00:00:26.000 This place is getting boring, so I've got to mix it up a little bit.
00:00:28.000 ♪ Tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner dans la vie de, ♪ ♪ vie de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, ♪ ♪ tourner dans la vie de, me fait tourner. ♪ ♪♪ We've got delivery for tomorrow.
00:00:56.000 What do you mean? I told you.
00:00:57.000 We never get deliveries. Surprise.
00:01:00.000 Surprising. I said I was going to spice things up a little bit around here.
00:01:04.000 And now the spice has arrived.
00:01:07.000 So we'll see what it is.
00:01:09.000 So as soon as it's set up, we'll see what it is.
00:01:11.000 The sauce is here. That's right.
00:01:13.000 Hot sauce. Remember, you're on house arrest.
00:01:15.000 You're not allowed to go out. They could come in, right?
00:01:18.000 They could come in. But first we have to move furniture.
00:01:21.000 So we're gonna move all this stuff set it up and I'm gonna really get interested.
00:01:54.000 What's this Tristan? What's going on?
00:01:57.000 Oh.
00:01:58.000 Thanks for watching!
00:02:00.000 What the fuck is this?
00:02:05.000 What's up? What is it?
00:02:08.000 Look, hear me out. Hear me out.
00:02:10.000 Hear me out. You'd be angry if...
00:02:14.000 First, you have to have a go.
00:02:16.000 You have to have a go.
00:02:18.000 And if it's less fun than jumping into the pool, you'd be angry.
00:02:23.000 And I've got water guns as well.
00:02:24.000 So no one's safe today by the pool.
00:02:26.000 No one. Just for one day.
00:02:29.000 Are you mentally retired?
00:02:31.000 Yes. Just for one day.
00:02:36.000 Look, everyone's got to have a go.
00:02:38.000 That's the rule. Everyone has got to have at least one go.
00:02:40.000 Sometimes I think you're the biggest ticket in the world.
00:02:43.000 And you can't be any more going on.
00:02:45.000 And then you go and do shit like this.
00:02:47.000 And make my fucking day!
00:02:49.000 Hey!
00:02:51.000 Hey!
00:03:18.000 Who's a dick?
00:03:20.000 Me? You have to hear me out.
00:03:23.000 You have to have at least one go.
00:03:25.000 And if it's less fun than jumping in the pool by yourself, then you can't be angry.
00:03:32.000 Everyone has to have at least one go.
00:03:35.000 Rory, you are a fucking genius.
00:03:38.000 Thanks bro. How the fuck did you even fit this in here?
00:03:43.000 I was up at like 5am this morning and started it.
00:03:47.000 I'm going to do half the rest.
00:03:49.000 Shit.
00:03:59.000 Admit it's a bit fun.
00:04:08.000 That's true.
00:04:10.000 Admit it's a bit fun.
00:04:13.000 It's true that you have to have a cup.
00:04:15.000 It's really a big deal.
00:04:17.000 I think it's important for...
00:04:19.000 I don't know why.
00:04:23.000 Rory's a genius. I take it all back.
00:04:27.000 Rory's the smartest man in the world.
00:04:30.000 Why didn't you go that far? No, he's right.
00:04:36.000 He's very fussed, actually. Very fussed.
00:04:37.000 Let's do it. It's fun!
00:04:49.000 It's fucking quick!
00:04:51.000 You're flying! Do you know what?
00:04:52.000 I didn't realise how big it was going to be!
00:04:54.000 Bigger than the house! Hold on, Rory.
00:05:00.000 Thanks a lot. House arrest has to be fine.
00:05:03.000 You can't mix it up a bit. Go to jail or fly!
00:05:06.000 Now I'm scared I can't do it I'm scared I can't do it Oh, Jesus Christ!
00:05:16.000 Andrew!
00:05:22.000 There's something you haven't thought of!
00:05:24.000 True, true.
00:05:32.000 Waterslide Ikedo!
00:05:34.000 House arrest, massive waterslide Ikedo!
00:05:36.000 Who wins?
00:05:40.000 Our kids just win!
00:05:42.000 That's the only stairs we need to do!
00:05:44.000 You've got to go fairly fast!
00:05:58.000 90 plus!
00:06:00.000 90 plus!
00:06:02.000 Subscribe!
00:06:12.000 What's the point of having a big slide?
00:06:14.000 It's a hole.
00:06:15.000 If you can't have a nice cold Guinness on a hot day.
00:06:18.000 What the fuck happened to my house?
00:06:29.000 you I would imagine I had something to do with this fucking water slide but I'm stuck in the room.
00:06:36.000 My house is broken.
00:06:40.000 Shit, I'm broken. Boring.
00:06:48.000 What the fuck?
00:06:51.000 Why is my house broken? Oh shit!
00:06:54.000 Wait, let me show you something because there's a story behind that.
00:06:57.000 Calm down a sec. Let me show you something.
00:07:00.000 Look. So, it came early this morning.
00:07:04.000 I was tired, right? And I had started to inflate the slide.
00:07:09.000 When I was inflating the slide...
00:07:12.000 So water got caught under the light and ripped all the plastic off the light.
00:07:18.000 So you broke my house.
00:07:19.000 Well, yeah, but, I mean, you can't put costs on funds.
00:07:24.000 Look, shit happens.
00:07:26.000 It got caught, it was still blowing up and blowing up.
00:07:28.000 So I hit it, and it went straight-ping, and the whole thing.
00:07:31.000 But it's my house. What do you mean shit happens?
00:07:33.000 Yeah, but, there's sometimes cord work to the series.
00:07:36.000 Give me my sunlight. Give me that fucking drink.
00:07:39.000 Go on. Stop breaking all the shit in my house.
00:07:42.000 Are you going to fix that?
00:07:44.000 How can you fix it? I've got glue, bro.
00:07:46.000 I can put the glue... Stop using my stuff.
00:07:49.000 Stop breaking my house. Enough of this shit.