Tate Speech - November 02, 2023


Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 21 minutes

Words per Minute

61.25667

Word Count

4,972

Sentence Count

821

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Tristan and Andrew try to figure out how many triceps there are in the world. Tristan thinks he has the biggest triceps in the house, and Andrew thinks he's the biggest in the whole world, but they can't agree on that because they're both triceps trillionaires, and neither of them know how to measure their triceps, so they do a tricep triceps workout to see if they have the same amount of triceps as the other, and it turns out, they don't. And that's not even close to enough! They also talk about how a man with no arms can lift zero weights, and how he does it because he doesn't have any arms. And how he can do it by using the Ancient Babylonian system, which is basically the same as the modern day system, except he has no arms and uses a computer to do it instead of a keyboard and mouse to type on a keyboard. What's the difference between a man without any arms and a man who has zero arms? How does he do it, you ask? . Well, he doesn t have arms, but he does have no arm muscles, and he can type with a mouse, so he has zero arm muscles. How's that working for him? , right? And he's just like a panda? He doesn't even need any arms to do that. He does it on his laptop, he just uses a mouse and a keyboard to type with his other hand. That's right there, right there on the other side of his laptop. Thanks for listening to this episode, guys. If you like it, please leave a review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll be there tomorrow. XOXO. I'll be back tomorrow with a new podcast called The Grinder, so don't forget to give me a rating and review on your favorite streaming platform so I can give you a shoutout! Thank you! XO and a shout out to the Grinder for sponsoring the podcast! . . . I hope you enjoy this episode. xOXO, -Jaden and Andrew xo -JOSH. -TJOSH JOSH & Andrew - JOSH - Jadyn - JUICY XO - JOSEPH - JACOB - JAY & KEVIN


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So, that's it. I hope you enjoyed this video. If you did, please leave a like and subscribe. Thank you!
00:00:07.000 Thanks for watching!
00:00:13.000 .
00:00:13.000 .
00:00:14.000 Oh,
00:00:40.000 .
00:01:45.000 So we're streaming live now to test our mobile live-streaming abilities.
00:01:49.000 We're not doing it.
00:01:52.000 So today's training is called super triceps.
00:02:05.000 No, it's called tricep trillionaires.
00:02:06.000 Tricep trillionaires.
00:02:08.000 Okay, so we do hundreds and hundreds of these.
00:02:13.000 Now be reported so you can't take them home.
00:02:15.000 Okay?
00:02:17.000 I'm not talking to you. You're partaking in the stream.
00:02:20.000 Okay, kisses.
00:02:21.000 If you're in the training hovel, you're partaking.
00:02:25.000 So today's training is...
00:02:27.000 You are.
00:02:30.000 We're tricep trillionaires, and we're going to do endless triceps until Tristan collapses and dies.
00:02:38.000 Everyone's collapsing and dying before me.
00:02:41.000 Alright, fine. Fuck you.
00:02:44.000 Just learn you a backspin?
00:03:05.000 Alright.
00:03:08.000 Listen up. If you play baseball, you'll be a backspin or a backspin.
00:03:12.000 Oh I'm not holding your nose, I'm in the dark We're bastards.
00:03:18.000 Excuse me, where do you put a man with no triceps?
00:03:22.000 Myself.
00:03:24.000 But you have a man with no triceps.
00:03:28.000 You.
00:03:31.000 Do you have triceps?
00:03:32.000 Yes. Prove it. I arguably have the biggest triceps in this house.
00:03:35.000 Nah, not bigger than mine, bro. No way.
00:03:37.000 I absolutely do. No way.
00:03:38.000 I'm sure I do. I will disagree with you.
00:03:42.000 I won't disagree. I'm sure they're bigger.
00:03:43.000 Nah, bro. How do you measure the numbers?
00:03:48.000 Measuring in what? The numbers, yeah?
00:03:51.000 Yeah, numbers. You're full of shit.
00:04:01.000 You're here with the ancient Babylonian system.
00:04:07.000 You gotta use your third eye.
00:04:11.000 And then you'll see the truth.
00:04:14.000 There's mosquito in this jam.
00:04:18.000 And I will kill it. None of it kills you first.
00:04:25.000 Tristan, if you went to war with a mosquito, tried to kill it, and it killed you first.
00:04:32.000 I bet this guy's been using numbers his whole life.
00:04:34.000 I'm not talking anymore.
00:05:13.000 Right.
00:05:17.000 We're doing 500. 10 sets of 50 so Christy can finally get some triceps.
00:05:23.000 I arguably have the biggest triceps in this house.
00:05:25.000 How do you measure it? What numbers?
00:05:28.000 I think my triceps are big.
00:05:29.000 Nah, bro. You're so full of shit.
00:05:37.000 Measuring your numbers. Go on.
00:05:38.000 1 plus 2 is what?
00:05:41.000 Do you even know the answer?
00:05:43.000 What's the one close to?
00:05:45.000 What do you call a man with no arms?
00:05:47.000 Tristan.
00:05:49.000 Here it is.
00:05:53.000 Like a panda, hot like a foreign country, not for one day.
00:05:57.000 I'm a man with no arms.
00:06:42.000 You can lift precisely zero weights.
00:06:44.000 That's set to zero when Andrew does it.
00:06:46.000 Guys, when Andrew's doing it, it's set to zero.
00:06:49.000 It's set to minus one, so the weight's lifting him down.
00:06:53.000 You notice how much he keeps using his numbers.
00:06:54.000 He's getting numbers, you see. What's a zero?
00:06:57.000 Zero's a number, right? Zero's what you have to machine up.
00:06:59.000 You're set on zero. I don't believe in numbers, bro.
00:07:01.000 I work with the ancient Babylonians and our third eye is open so we can see that you're fleshed out.
00:07:05.000 Who's next? Let's give a show of our numbers.
00:07:09.000 It's good you're trying to use numbers your whole life.
00:07:14.000 I'm gonna flip the fuckin' couch.
00:07:16.000 Admit it. How many times do you use numbers?
00:07:20.000 One time. Just then.
00:07:23.000 That's the only time I Small-Arm Marcel.
00:07:49.000 Marcel Small-Arms.
00:07:52.000 I think that's his last name.
00:07:54.000 I wonder if, uh, if he's interested in the system.
00:08:00.000 I don't know, T-Sex.
00:08:02.000 No, you do T-Sex.
00:08:04.000 Yeah.
00:08:06.000 Steven Ellerhouse.
00:08:08.000 How do you type?
00:08:12.000 What controls your fingers?
00:08:15.000 You need muscles in your arms, control your fingers.
00:08:17.000 He's not typing, he's just doing this.
00:08:19.000 His fingers don't move, because he has no muscles in his arms.
00:08:22.000 Zero muscle, negative muscle.
00:08:24.000 So what he does is he, his shoulders, and he types like this.
00:08:28.000 That's what he does on his laptop.
00:08:31.000 On the mouse, he's gonna put his hand and slide it around.
00:08:35.000 No arm muscles.
00:08:36.000 He's gonna put his hand and slide it around.
00:09:02.000 No arm muscles.
00:09:19.000 No arm muscles.
00:09:36.000 This isn't Guinness, actually.
00:09:37.000 This is Jimus.
00:09:40.000 It's a new isotonic sports drink I invented.
00:09:43.000 Protein. Yeah, it's called Jimus.
00:09:46.000 Right, Jimus? Who's going to be?
00:09:50.000 Grinder will be there tomorrow.
00:09:53.000 Grinder will be there tomorrow on your phone.
00:09:56.000 You can give me one of the plates now, and go to the grinder later.
00:09:59.000 52 mil, 275.
00:10:02.000 Alright, so 50 is set.
00:10:06.000 And then we're down to 400.
00:10:09.000 That's it.
00:10:10.000 Why is there a back scratcher in the gym?
00:10:24.000 Let me tell you what back scratches are for.
00:10:26.000 Lonely men, without girlfriends.
00:10:29.000 Because I'll just be like baby, scratch my back and it's fine.
00:10:32.000 Whereas this, this is pretty nice actually.
00:10:35.000 Alright, take it back. I'm now a back scratcher maximalist.
00:10:40.000 No more women in my life.
00:10:44.000 The way they're letting the truth.
00:10:45.000 Shouldn't have known all along. I was here hating on back scratchers.
00:10:52.000 Do you know why Andrew doesn't need one?
00:10:54.000 I'll tell you why. Look, he hasn't got a back at all.
00:10:58.000 So because he has no muscles, he's basically scratching his front when he does this because he's paper thin like paper.
00:11:08.000 And your front scratcher.
00:11:10.000 So you need no back. In the front of us.
00:11:19.000 You're the first round. You're the first one of the system.
00:11:22.000 Alright. How many, Gordon?
00:11:25.000 I'll keep 400 once.
00:11:27.000 We're good, yeah?
00:11:29.000 Yeah, good.
00:11:31.000 You set now.
00:11:33.000 One, two.
00:11:35.000 I had a razor sharp on one of these.
00:11:51.000 I can carry it around, please see it, and I say, it was on my back scratcher.
00:11:54.000 But then, when I finally meet the final showdown against the Shogun of the Matrix, I can be like one of those old school kung fu masters who pulls out his pipe or something, and I'll get out my back scratcher, and it'll be razor sharp.
00:12:06.000 Taking people's faces off.
00:12:08.000 Bro, Warhammer. My secret weapon.
00:12:12.000 I'm sharpening this.
00:12:18.000 Genuinely sharpening this into a weapon.
00:12:20.000 I'm going to carry it around. 100%.
00:12:22.000 Andrew, I think you're a misogynist.
00:12:29.000 No face. Start talking in dogs.
00:12:35.000 I warned you! Watch out!
00:12:51.000 We're wearing scratchy things.
00:14:26.000 ♪ And I'm still here, oh ♪ ♪ Never leaving, I got what I never had ♪ ♪ My death never come, tell me how I'm living ♪ ♪ Life feels like hell sometimes ♪ ♪ Got me late at night sometimes ♪ ♪ Never leaving, I got what I never had ♪ ♪ Some road gonna track me down my field ♪ ♪ Life, it feels like hell sometimes ♪ ♪ Got me late at night ♪ ♪ I wanna walk through the darkest night ♪ ♪ Got me where the hardest fight ♪ ♪ Feel this connection like a heartless mind ♪
00:14:55.000 ♪ Listen up, no I'm a naive man ♪ ♪ Me I'm from God, don't me know what I say ♪ ♪ What I do to deserve it, what I do to match up my mind ♪ Time's up.
00:15:05.000 I want some.
00:15:08.000 Sounds fun.
00:15:09.000 ♪ I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna leave, I'm not gonna leave ♪ What are you, gay?
00:15:15.000 ♪ I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die ♪ ♪ I'm not gonna leave, I'm not gonna leave ♪ Keep that calm.
00:15:20.000 I want you to try to calm yourself down.
00:15:23.000 You've got 325 left.
00:15:26.000 Churches got 280. Stay in great shape.
00:15:56.000 Well, you will. Stay in great shape.
00:15:58.000 Stay in great shape for entire life.
00:16:00.000 Yeah. I can't say that.
00:16:03.000 That's a top secret solution.
00:16:05.000 What you do to these guys at home is, if you were training 24 hours a day, you'd be in great shape.
00:16:11.000 So what you do is you wake up at 12.01, one minute past midnight, and you start your training.
00:16:16.000 One rep. Yeah?
00:16:19.000 Then you take a 23 hour, 59 minute break In between sets.
00:16:26.000 And then you do one more rep at night.
00:16:28.000 So you're actually in your gym session 24 hours a day.
00:16:33.000 Best shape ever. 60 seconds work per day.
00:16:38.000 24 hours a day training.
00:16:40.000 Life path. Power of math.
00:16:42.000 Science.
00:16:44.000 It's my secret.
00:16:48.000 Science.
00:16:50.000 Science.
00:16:52.000 We really gotta get out of here.
00:16:53.000 Whoa.
00:16:54.000 Come on.
00:16:55.000 Ramirez is coming.
00:17:20.000 The Rippers got their sass and it passed.
00:17:22.000 ♪ I'm down, but not in bed at night ♪ We have to clear some space.
00:17:30.000 Obviously, I don't need to train because...
00:17:32.000 Master of the Shallow Backstretcher.
00:17:35.000 I just woke up this morning, so I'm still training.
00:17:37.000 How many?
00:17:49.000 121.
00:17:50.000 121?
00:17:51.000 Ha ha ha!
00:17:53.000 You're a loser.
00:17:54.000 You did 121.
00:17:57.000 Only some genius will come along to 122.
00:18:04.000 Make my day.
00:18:11.000 Gotta watch the phone screen on the lives of this robot camera.
00:18:15.000 All my haters and geeks at home are gonna see their wives messaging me.
00:18:19.000 Sorry.
00:18:21.000 Alright, stop working, everyone!
00:18:23.000 Go to the lab zone!
00:18:25.000 Let's go!
00:18:27.000 Get up.
00:18:28.000 Look at him.
00:18:31.000 Yeah, there's a Marcel though.
00:18:36.000 That's it. Lazy.
00:18:38.000 Fucking uppercase.
00:18:41.000 Alright. Boom!
00:18:45.000 Grab the catch.
00:18:47.000 I'm gonna get beat up in half.
00:18:53.000 Kiss me.
00:18:55.000 What you get?
00:18:57.000 You do it around your mouth, over the top Marcel.
00:19:00.000 No one runs their mouth more than Marcel.
00:19:05.000 Why? I'm going to put the lights on so you can see the motion.
00:19:16.000 You ready? Up, cut, and that.
00:19:19.000 What the heck? Cross, knee, knee, quick.
00:19:23.000 Pasta, floor.
00:19:26.000 Wait, ready, quick.
00:19:29.000 Cross. Up, cut, quick, quick, quick.
00:19:32.000 Cross, pasta. Don't flinch.
00:19:38.000 Stop sitting yourself.
00:19:39.000 I can hit you all the time.
00:19:41.000 Easy. Take this one.
00:19:44.000 Come on, man.
00:19:49.000 Oh, my God. Precision is shit.
00:19:52.000 Don't laugh, huh? I'm scared.
00:19:55.000 That's all right. Come on!
00:20:13.000 Come on! Come on!
00:20:14.000 I'm gonna show you how to do it.
00:20:34.000 I'm in a trade shop.
00:20:37.000 I'm in a trade shop. I'm in a trade shop. I'm in a trade shop.
00:20:38.000 Alright, Alex can have this.
00:20:40.000 Yeah.
00:20:40.000 Thank you.
00:20:42.000 Thank you.
00:20:44.000 Here's my coffee.
00:20:54.000 Recoil is off.
00:21:03.000 Alright.
00:21:04.000 Off-right.
00:21:07.000 My gum's still got a new pipework.
00:21:14.000 We do pad work in clocks.
00:21:17.000 Pad work in flip flops.
00:21:19.000 We come to try this.
00:21:20.000 How will you train? Yeah.
00:21:27.000 No, it takes, I take it easier.
00:21:29.000 You know what?
00:21:31.000 There you are.
00:21:33.000 You go this way.
00:21:35.000 Cool.
00:21:37.000 What the heck?
00:21:39.000 Trisker.
00:21:41.000 Never.
00:21:43.000 Carlos.
00:21:45.000 I can't get any secrets in the way of Casey Lusk.
00:21:47.000 I'm not giving you tickets anyway, I'm taking off.
00:21:50.000 I can get his impulses.
00:21:52.000 He's here, man. I'm fighting.
00:21:58.000 I can feel his fire.
00:22:00.000 Fuck off. He's now here.
00:22:06.000 He's cross, cross, left. Take his neck up.
00:22:13.000 You're good. See myself.
00:22:15.000 That's how you do it. He's...
00:22:18.000 Except this one. I had that.
00:22:21.000 Yeah, drop.
00:22:22.000 Fuck!
00:22:28.000 Wait, wait, which influence?
00:22:29.000 Okay.
00:22:30.000 Cover yourself with that cunt!
00:22:31.000 Stop bothering me, man!
00:22:32.000 I thought you were gonna kill me.
00:22:47.000 What the fuck is he doing?
00:22:49.000 Okay.
00:22:50.000 I'm out.
00:22:52.000 Give me my...
00:22:53.000 My son is one of my old students.
00:22:58.000 Bless him. Thank you, guys.
00:23:01.000 Thank you, bro. 7, 8, 9, 9, 130, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38,
00:23:17.000 39, 140, 141, 42, 43, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one, two,
00:23:32.000 three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, one hundred, seven.
00:23:57.000 Speed! So fast, yeah.
00:23:59.000 It's easy, it's hard. It's really hard.
00:24:02.000 9, 180.
00:24:04.000 180!
00:24:06.000 Oh, come on.
00:24:08.000 Phil Taylor.
00:24:10.000 Nice.
00:24:14.000 Oh, speed that.
00:24:16.000 What did you get?
00:24:18.000 180.
00:24:20.000 Group?
00:24:24.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:28.000 180.
00:24:34.000 Oh, I wanted to do that style.
00:24:36.000 But it's very light.
00:24:38.000 This is the DJ song.
00:24:50.000 Oh, come on.
00:24:52.000 180.
00:25:00.000 If you can walk out, I'll have a Phil Taylor for a second.
00:25:05.000 Okay.
00:25:06.000 Nice.
00:25:06.000 Wow.
00:25:08.000 Nice.
00:25:31.000 Okay.
00:25:32.000 180.
00:25:32.000 How many is that?
00:25:34.000 180.
00:25:54.000 Ten.
00:25:55.000 Three.
00:26:00.000 Okay.
00:26:10.000 ♪♪
00:27:50.000 Hold up.
00:27:51.000 I'm gonna get over here.
00:27:53.000 Is it my turn?
00:27:54.000 I'm gonna do 181.
00:27:56.000 100 for me.
00:27:58.000 This is 100.
00:28:00.000 Eighty.
00:28:02.000 Dang.
00:28:04.000 Dang.
00:28:06.000 I have to do 181.
00:28:09.000 It's impossible that I don't.
00:28:11.000 Because all my stress is stronger.
00:28:12.000 Okay.
00:28:13.000 Okay.
00:28:14.000 ♪ Got a bad feeling when you die, yeah ♪ ♪ When you and I got lost at night, yeah ♪ ♪ When I feel something, when I feel something's wrong, boy ♪ ♪ I'm coming for you, oh ♪ ♪ Got a bad feeling when you die, yeah ♪ ♪ When you and I got lost at night, yeah ♪ ♪ When I feel something, when I feel something's wrong, boy ♪ ♪ I'm coming for you, oh ♪ ♪ Got it under here, so call mommy, yeah ♪ ♪ She'll get food outta here, yeah ♪ All right.
00:28:36.000 ♪ Got a bad feeling when you die, yeah ♪ You got it, guys?
00:28:38.000 You ready?
00:28:39.000 You ready to go.
00:28:40.000 It's a party.
00:28:41.000 It's a party.
00:28:42.000 You ready?
00:28:43.000 You ready?
00:28:44.000 Yeah.
00:28:45.000 I'm ready.
00:32:08.000 Okay. Tristan,
00:34:43.000 Tristan, Tristan.
00:34:47.000 Come on, Tristan, just do whatever you want to do, just do one more, because that's what I'm going to do.
00:34:51.000 Go forever. 8,
00:35:46.000 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 19, 20,
00:36:02.000 20, 21, 22, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 29, 30, 30, 31, 32, One,
00:36:25.000 two, three, five, six,
00:36:44.000 seven, eight, That's my Guinness.
00:37:02.000 Good. Keep it.
00:37:16.000 I feel like doing 253.
00:37:19.000 The number just came to my head randomly.
00:37:21.000 I think it's the perfect amount.
00:37:23.000 I feel like if I did 252, I'd be a pussy.
00:37:25.000 But if I did 253, then I'm strong.
00:37:28.000 I feel like that's just the perfect threshold.
00:37:30.000 253. Do you know what I mean?
00:37:32.000 252 is what a bitch would do.
00:37:34.000 If you do a live stream, I'm going second.
00:37:36.000 Why? Because going second is a cheat code.
00:37:39.000 You're one less than me.
00:37:41.000 Let's go Marcel.
00:37:50.000 I'm going to be a prince.
00:37:52.000 We'll be back outside after a couple of minutes.
00:37:56.000 Come on Marcel, beat your mate in here.
00:38:12.000 Jamaicans never quit. Babylon.
00:38:16.000 They never quit because they never start.
00:38:18.000 Bro, listen. Babylon starts to oppress Sweden.
00:38:22.000 Both of us. One fly upon them.
00:38:25.000 Listen to the music.
00:38:27.000 253. Teach Tristan a lesson about himself.
00:38:29.000 Bat him up. No way.
00:38:33.000 No chance, Marcel beats me.
00:38:36.000 When hell freezes over, Black math.
00:39:25.000 I've got a harder life because I'm black.
00:39:28.000 So you double it.
00:39:29.000 That's true. Then triple that number.
00:39:31.000 We're not adding reparations into our gym sets, Marcel.
00:39:35.000 Reparations. Reparations.
00:39:37.000 I'm half black. I did 360.
00:39:42.000 His ancestors did all their reps in the cotton fields, so you've got to add them on.
00:39:47.000 You can't add reparations.
00:39:52.000 No matter what happens, Alex loses.
00:39:58.000 You sit standing in a white male, so compressing our gym.
00:40:02.000 At least it's not straight.
00:40:04.000 Yeah, true.
00:40:06.000 You can't spin.
00:40:18.000 I mean, that's not being a fool.
00:40:20.000 I told you I'm not a no-fly zone.
00:40:30.000 I'm not a no-fly zone.
00:40:32.000 Tricep, Tristan.
00:40:36.000 Oh There's a leg there.
00:40:38.000 Triceps do.
00:40:39.000 Break it.
00:40:41.000 Break it.
00:40:42.000 Very good.
00:40:43.000 I'm going to be dancing to this song.
00:41:28.000 I mean I need one shot for my life sonny You know you're standing with a miss I'mma change from this style over and again You like every little thing that he has You can't out talk, you gotta use it on me I can't give you 10 of those, daddy You got some style for your own strength, yeah I'mma take you to my party I love you, I love you, I love you I don't want you to let it go Keep your money now Oh yeah I'mma take you to my party
00:41:57.000 I know you're down and with different rants I know I said I'm missing you But I bet you're listening for the tune You're falling so much, I've been missing you I know you're down and with different rants I know I said I'm missing you I'mma take you to my party I love you, I love you, I love you I don't want you to let it go Keep your money now
00:42:27.000 I'mma take you to my party I'm reading the chat. I am reading the chat, motherfuckers.
00:42:43.000 Created by Madual, There's no place that I'd go without you behind me controlled me and I'm not allowed I'm in your head I'm going to give it all to you, you'm not going to take it back, don't fret any boy violate a bum butler deck Any soul send a threat ...
00:43:01.000 GTA Transfer satellite you can't change that How many have you done that?
00:43:07.000 9, 180.
00:43:09.000 80? Yeah. What?
00:43:21.000 90! I'm a master of the seven styles of Oudan.
00:43:52.000 Everyone wants to do this challenge, but I don't know how much weight it is.
00:43:57.000 No, fuck it. Why?
00:44:02.000 Why do I not even have enough weight?
00:44:05.000 Two and twenty. Two and twenty.
00:44:09.000 Alright, two and fifty-three.
00:44:11.000 But I'm going to cheat by giving myself the best song ever to train to.
00:44:15.000 See if you recognize it in the first five seconds.
00:44:17.000 He didn't even recognize it.
00:44:24.000 Why are you lying? Bro, he's thinking it's the classic.
00:44:27.000 It's the Black Ranger. You're the Black Ranger.
00:44:35.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:36.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:43.000 Bro, the song's sick!
00:44:45.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:46.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:47.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:48.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:49.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:50.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:51.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:52.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:53.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:53.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:54.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:54.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:55.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:55.000 Alright, Kyle.
00:44:56.000 I'm gonna go get my phone.
00:44:56.000 You Oh They've got the ability to form that dream is not the draw.
00:45:09.000 No one can ever take them down.
00:45:14.000 The power lies on their side Go, go, Power Rangers Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Go, go, Power Rangers
00:45:42.000 Go, go, Power Rangers They know the world is right in their hands They know only who stands back and for the fans No one will ever take them down
00:46:10.000 The power lies on their side Go, go, Power Rangers Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
00:46:36.000 Ooof.
00:46:48.000 Oh, no.
00:46:52.000 I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:47:17.000 I'm forwarding. I don't have X-Walk Tanks, okay?
00:47:21.000 Just quit, bro. Just quit and you can do it.
00:47:25.000 I'm getting tired already. It's embarrassing.
00:47:27.000 I'm getting tired already.
00:47:57.000 One, two, three, four.
00:47:59.000 3, 2, 1.
00:48:01.000 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38
00:48:19.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:48:32.000 On the count of 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:48:56.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
00:49:02.000 Six, seven, eight, nine, 240.
00:49:08.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 150.
00:49:20.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 150.
00:49:26.000 3.
00:49:27.000 The new team.
00:49:30.000 Let's go.
00:49:31.000 Woo-hoo-hoo.
00:49:33.000 All right, everybody, this is 10 happy puppies.
00:49:36.000 Just tell them how much it is.
00:49:38.000 Everyone's saying at 10 pounds that's still impressive.
00:49:41.000 This is 40 pounds, by the way.
00:49:44.000 40 pounds. So we're done.
00:49:47.000 Are we?
00:49:49.000 18 kilos, so 40 pounds.
00:50:04.000 I'm going to show the weight so you know how much we're doing.
00:50:31.000 you See ya.
00:50:34.000 you On the other side. 18 kilos.
00:50:38.000 On the other side. So it's here.
00:50:40.000 It's on this. 18 kilo, 40 pounds.
00:50:45.000 Two more.
00:50:46.000 Three.
00:50:47.000 Four.
00:50:48.000 Five.
00:50:49.000 Six.
00:50:50.000 Seven.
00:50:51.000 Eight.
00:50:52.000 Nine.
00:50:53.000 Ten.
00:50:54.000 Eleven.
00:50:55.000 Twelve.
00:50:56.000 Thirteen.
00:50:57.000 Fourteen.
00:50:58.000 Fifteen.
00:50:59.000 Sixteen.
00:51:00.000 Seventeen.
00:51:01.000 Eighteen.
00:51:02.000 Nineteen.
00:51:03.000 Twenty.
00:51:04.000 Twenty-one.
00:51:05.000 Twenty-two.
00:51:06.000 Twenty-three.
00:51:07.000 Twenty-four.
00:51:08.000 Twenty-five.
00:51:09.000 Twenty-six.
00:51:10.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:11.000 Twenty-eight.
00:51:12.000 Twenty-nine.
00:51:13.000 Twenty-ten.
00:51:14.000 Twenty-one.
00:51:15.000 Twenty-two.
00:51:16.000 Twenty-three.
00:51:17.000 Twenty-four.
00:51:18.000 Twenty-five.
00:51:19.000 Twenty-six.
00:51:20.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:21.000 Twenty-eight.
00:51:22.000 Twenty-nine.
00:51:23.000 Twenty-ten.
00:51:24.000 Twenty-one.
00:51:25.000 Twenty-two.
00:51:26.000 Twenty-three.
00:51:27.000 Twenty-four.
00:51:28.000 Twenty-five.
00:51:29.000 Twenty-six.
00:51:30.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:31.000 Twenty-eight.
00:51:32.000 Twenty-nine.
00:51:33.000 Twenty-four.
00:51:34.000 Twenty-five.
00:51:35.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:36.000 Twenty-eight.
00:51:37.000 Twenty-nine.
00:51:38.000 Twenty-five.
00:51:39.000 Twenty-six.
00:51:40.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:41.000 Twenty-eight.
00:51:42.000 Twenty-seven.
00:51:43.000 so wow so wow so wow so wow so wow so wow so wow
00:52:13.000 okay alright I'm hurt I remember
00:52:43.000 the ghost of that night you left me all alone I remember how it felt to me when they told me you were gone I thought that I was going to be here but you know that I'm in memory I'm hurt I'm hurt you keep telling me that I'm hurt
00:53:13.000 I'm hurt if I fight this I am one eight nine Let's go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
00:53:34.000 My skin is peeling off my hands.
00:53:38.000 This is my last attempt.
00:53:41.000 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:53:50.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, under 30.
00:54:02.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, under 40.
00:54:14.000 You've got to start the weight full for the last time.
00:54:17.000 We will see the pin in the number.
00:54:19.000 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, on the beat.
00:54:29.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, on the beat.
00:54:41.000 Kids, give me your hands.
00:54:43.000 254. That was my last attempt.
00:54:51.000 My skin's peeling off my hands.
00:54:56.000 255. Guess I'm gonna get Blister with beating him.
00:55:25.000 255. Why don't we just grow up?
00:55:28.000 You know what? We could be growing up.
00:55:30.000 I could have done 253 there and shake your hand.
00:55:34.000 But we're children and we can't help ourselves.
00:55:36.000 This is why we out-compete everyone in the world because we never stop competing It's just blood Your lights Nah. Don't do it.
00:55:58.000 It is rumble JCG 98
00:56:28.000 This ain't pre-recorded you fucking bumbaclot Bye.
00:56:31.000 you Pre-recorded.
00:56:34.000 Fuck you. My pre-record shit.
00:56:40.000 That's right, bear hug. It is live because we are reading the chat.
00:56:43.000 Damn right. How many did you do myself?
00:56:48.000 Three? A hundred.
00:56:53.000 I did a thousand warm-up though.
00:56:55.000 You didn't see it. You didn't see it, but I did a thousand in the warm-up.
00:56:59.000 So I almost still got skin on their hands.
00:57:00.000 And someones will peel it off.
00:57:02.000 I'm 16. I am from Newmark.
00:57:04.000 From the mother town of that.
00:57:06.000 Come, I'll send you my shout.
00:57:07.000 Everything move by your ears.
00:57:08.000 How now? What is my plan?
00:57:09.000 You hear that speaker talk?
00:57:11.000 Oh, no, no.
00:57:11.000 You wanna program that.
00:57:13.000 Wanna program.
00:57:14.000 You wanna shock.
00:57:15.000 I'll be daft.
00:57:15.000 I'm a lone woman.
00:57:17.000 Lone woman.
00:57:18.000 Lone woman.
00:57:19.000 The index finger come.
00:57:20.000 That's what I have.
00:57:21.000 Cause the right finger swing.
00:57:23.000 And I call it a fix.
00:57:24.000 You see a map.
00:57:24.000 Map.
00:57:25.000 Image.
00:57:25.000 Come on, Photoshop.
00:57:26.000 Photoshop.
00:57:28.000 I was the one that left Pat.
00:57:29.000 Pat.
00:57:30.000 I'm a mighty, mighty, mighty.
00:57:32.000 The power of the infinite body.
00:57:35.000 I remember my name is Cody.
00:57:37.000 That'll kill a dog.
00:57:38.000 Go back to your camera.
00:57:40.000 Never say that I'm not a doctor.
00:57:42.000 Never say that I'm fucked up.
00:57:44.000 You're broke.
00:57:45.000 You're less than broke.
00:57:46.000 You're a little broke.
00:57:47.000 You're supposed to tap tap.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:49.000 I love it.
00:57:50.000 You can cross these lines.
00:57:51.000 You can strut.
00:57:52.000 You can get a beer.
00:57:53.000 I know you know.
00:57:54.000 I'm a new taxi.
00:57:55.000 I'm not a driver.
00:57:56.000 I'm a high schooler.
00:57:57.000 I'm a captain.
00:57:58.000 I'm a new driver.
00:58:00.000 I like it.
00:58:02.000 The chat's calling you Baby Arms Marcel.
00:58:04.000 I wouldn't take that.
00:58:05.000 Why not?
00:58:06.000 Gloves!
00:58:24.000 Pizza?
00:58:25.000 I thought you didn't finish your Guinness.
00:58:41.000 Did you? What was I fucking did?
00:58:45.000 Empty somewhere. I don't collect empty cans.
00:58:49.000 I ain't broke. I don't need to recycle shit.
00:58:53.000 Straighten the trash. Along with my recyclables and my plastics.
00:58:57.000 Mine's gone. It's behind you right there.
00:59:01.000 In fact, on the feed they can see it behind you.
00:59:04.000 Literally. It's not closed.
00:59:10.000 That's a closed one. It's not. I can see it's open.
00:59:12.000 It is a closed one.
00:59:14.000 That's your one then. Where's that, Marcel?
00:59:19.000 Alright, give me one of them. I think it's yours.
00:59:24.000 Aha! It's empty. I told you.
00:59:26.000 It's empty. The tricep power comes from.
00:59:40.000 No one alive drinks beer as a training beverage.
00:59:46.000 Beer is not a training beverage myself.
00:59:52.000 That's how we trade, look.
01:00:01.000 Guinness. Yeah, sure.
01:00:05.000 We're exactly bringing their black power.
01:00:07.000 I'm Irish. I remember making tea.
01:00:09.000 Is that Irish? That's Irish.
01:00:12.000 Close enough. Same thing.
01:00:14.000 It's close. Same thing.
01:00:16.000 Oh, I'm back in a sec.
01:00:28.000 Sorry, I'm off to get supplements.
01:00:34.000 It's right here. I'll go get some supplements.
01:00:36.000 We'll be back in a sec, bro.
01:00:38.000 Let's go get the supplement.
01:00:39.000 We'll be back in a sec.
01:01:05.000 Hey!
01:01:07.000 Hey! They call records.
01:02:49.000 Okay. Alright, my hands are done.
01:02:51.000 Bring home the record. Let's go.
01:02:52.000 Fuck out. I'll bring home the record.
01:02:57.000 Here, take a record.
01:03:00.000 What did you do about Fight Man when you did that?
01:03:02.000 No, take a record. This is kind of scary.
01:03:10.000 Wasn't it? A little bit.
01:03:15.000 Warm up my lungs?
01:03:26.000 I need a break.
01:03:29.000 Alright, this could go on indefinitely.
01:03:31.000 Alex was coaxed to be doing like 200s.
01:03:34.000 Me and Andrew were up in the 250s.
01:03:36.000 He's did 261.
01:03:37.000 After my last attempt, he's tore us into herring us.
01:03:40.000 He wasn't going hard in all the middle sets, but he did one big blowout at the end to try to break the record.
01:03:45.000 So now Andrew has to destroy him, so we win.
01:03:47.000 I think they're all scared because I just showed up, and I'm about to fucking obliterate whatever record they do set.
01:03:53.000 Who's got the record? What is the record?
01:03:55.000 I'm about to set it. What is it?
01:03:59.000 Alex, don't tell him what it is and then go.
01:04:01.000 We'll see. We'll see what Andrew has.
01:04:04.000 Woohoo! See, Andrew and I have a superpower that you don't have.
01:04:08.000 And he knows what it is.
01:04:09.000 Your superpower... He knows what it is!
01:04:11.000 ...is resting for the last one hour!
01:04:16.000 the top of the cross, no throws, but on the top of the cross.
01:04:20.000 Alright, bring it home.
01:04:29.000 He was coasting when we were pushing, trying to sneak it in the bag.
01:04:34.000 Two seconds.
01:04:36.000 261 is the record.
01:04:37.000 Here we go, come on.
01:04:39.000 263, that's four.
01:04:44.000 Now seven, eight, 10.
01:05:06.000 25, okay.
01:05:06.000 25.
01:05:17.000 40.
01:05:23.000 50.
01:05:33.000 ♪ I surrender, I surrender, I surrender ♪ Oh Let us surrender!
01:05:42.000 Sixth.
01:05:44.000 Seven.
01:05:56.000 Eight.
01:06:06.000 Nine.
01:06:08.000 Ten.
01:06:17.000 10, 11, 12, 13. 100. Okay, wipe your brain star again. 10, 100.
01:06:28.000 Okay, wipe your brain and start again.
01:06:33.000 10.
01:06:40.000 20.
01:06:52.000 30.
01:06:53.000 30.
01:07:04.000 140.
01:07:16.000 40.
01:07:17.000 150.
01:07:29.000 150.
01:07:41.000 Come on, easy, easy.
01:07:42.000 60.
01:07:43.000 60.
01:07:54.000 170, sorry.
01:07:56.000 I'm sorry.
01:07:57.000 One eight.
01:08:06.000 Two one.
01:08:31.000 One eight.
01:08:42.000 Good.
01:08:54.000 220. 30.
01:09:09.000 Come on. 240. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 150. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Come on, you're
01:09:38.000 almost there. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 150. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Come on, you're One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
01:09:50.000 Six, seven, eight, nine.
01:09:52.000 8, 9, 10.
01:09:52.000 Yeah.
01:09:54.000 2, 7, 5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:10:07.000 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30!
01:10:30.000 Come on!
01:10:34.000 All right, we don't win the supercarriage today.
01:10:37.000 At our house, there's no winners.
01:10:39.000 There's no losers. There's only winners.
01:10:43.000 Only winners. I got shit to do.
01:10:52.000 Or... I have no skin.
01:10:58.000 One more for the road?
01:11:00.000 One more for the road.
01:11:02.000 I'm cold.
01:11:04.000 Give me a shot.
01:11:06.000 Cheers.
01:11:08.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:11:10.000 One more for the road.
01:11:12.000 One more for the road.
01:11:14.000 I know you've been so kind.
01:11:18.000 Tell me what I want to do.
01:11:22.000 Wait, wait.
01:11:29.000 Come on, baby.
01:11:30.000 You can do it.
01:11:31.000 Drop.
01:11:32.000 On the other side.
01:11:33.000 No, not the other side.
01:11:34.000 All right.
01:11:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:36.000 I'm mainly going to do it first.
01:11:39.000 Fuck!
01:11:40.000 I'm mainly going to do it first.
01:11:42.000 Fuck.
01:11:43.000 Ah!
01:11:43.000 Ah!
01:12:07.000 Fuck.
01:12:25.000 Oh When you're doesn't like you tell me I can't say I heard your heart Or was I just a fool in love with you?
01:12:37.000 I am, I am, I am your angel in your eyes I am, I am, I am a very good liar I am, oh yeah, I'm right, I'm right I know you've been lying to me
01:13:02.000 I can't keep staying in love now Everything you're doing is wrong now You're making me cry This is white boy music, baby!
01:13:28.000 This is no music!
01:13:30.000 For your people life!
01:13:32.000 Mobilization is wrong!
01:13:34.000 Jam out to the white boy power!
01:13:37.000 If you put the word boy in the middle, it's acceptable.
01:13:40.000 What the fuck? Come on baby, all the way down. How many of those are?
01:14:01.000 How many? One fifteen?
01:14:04.000 One fifteen. One fifteen.
01:14:09.000 Tomorrow, when next Peter Pan, Peter Parker alert, It's 40kg bench press challenge.
01:14:15.000 I'm gonna save the skin on my hands.
01:14:17.000 I'll give you the record today. You can have the record today.
01:14:20.000 Next time. Next time.
01:14:22.000 Until next time, old friend.
01:14:28.000 Bro, you are third place.
01:14:31.000 I am second place.
01:14:36.000 What was your place?
01:14:37.000 261. I'll give you the record, Andy, don't worry.
01:14:44.000 Okay, somebody else come. Bailey will come.
01:14:46.000 Yeah, you're not in third place, because Alex had loads of resting, wet breaths.
01:14:49.000 Yeah, I definitely won't be in third place after this.
01:14:58.000 What are you 261?
01:15:01.000 Yeah.
01:15:02.000 20.
01:15:09.000 What the fuck man?
01:15:20.000 40.
01:15:29.000 40.
01:15:30.000 50.
01:15:40.000 60.
01:15:51.000 70.
01:16:05.000 80.
01:16:07.000 80.
01:16:14.000 90.
01:16:23.000 100.
01:16:37.000 Me, I'll do it all.
01:16:41.000 One hundred!
01:16:47.000 20.
01:16:54.000 Another 30.
01:17:02.000 Another 30.
01:17:09.000 Another 40.
01:17:16.000 Another 40.
01:17:23.000 Another 50.
01:17:33.000 To the Sky Music!
01:17:35.000 To the Sky Music!
01:17:37.000 Thank you for watching. Please subscribe and like.
01:17:55.000 70!
01:17:58.000 180. 190. 1, 2, 3.
01:18:25.000 Come on Tate, come on.
01:18:27.000 Good girl.
01:18:29.000 Good.
01:18:31.000 200.
01:18:33.000 Come on.
01:18:35.000 Come on.
01:18:37.000 40.
01:18:39.000 50.
01:18:41.000 60.
01:18:43.000 80.
01:18:45.000 100.
01:18:47.000 1.
01:18:49.000 2.
01:18:51.000 3.
01:18:53.000 Yeah.
01:18:55.000 8, 9, 120, let's go!
01:18:59.000 1, 2, 3, 2, One, two, three,
01:19:15.000 four, nine, six, seven, eight, nine, One,
01:19:37.000 two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
01:19:48.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Come on!
01:20:13.000 Five, four, three, two, one.
01:20:16.000 Two, three, four, five, come on, six, seven, eight, nine.
01:20:25.000 On the right, come on, team.
01:20:29.000 One, eight, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, let's go, team.
01:20:37.000 Hey, let's go team!
01:20:40.000 Nine, come on! Last one!
01:20:43.000 Yeah, Alex is still in second because we're tied first.
01:20:59.000 I actually don't have all day.
01:21:01.000 I already have skin left on my hands.
01:21:04.000 So rather than make Andrew do another attempt, today we ended the tie.