Tate Speech - November 04, 2023


WARGAMES | Tate Confidential Ep 194


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

129.16449

Word Count

1,649

Sentence Count

215

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode we have a team of 3 guys come and turn the yard into a laser tag yard and have a big game of laser tag. We have no idea what we re doing but it s going to be a good one. We ll see who makes it to the top 3 and who doesn t. We ll find out at the end of the episode who is going to make it to 3-1 and who will be the real 3-on-3 Champions. This episode was recorded on my phone so the audio quality may not be the best but it should be ok. I hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it then please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we ll try to make a new episode next week. Thank you so much for listening and supporting this podcast. Love ya. XOXO, T.J. & Rory xoxo -Tristan, Rory, Alex, Andrew, and Andrew and the rest of the boys Xoxo -Rory Alex & the guys And the guys from the garage :D Rory, Tristan, Alex & the boys from the Garage . Alex, Alex and the boys. The boys have no clue what to do with the keys to the cars? Can you help us move the cars back to their proper position? Do you know where they are? ? Do they know what they heard me move them back to position them? Can they hear me?? or do they know where to put them back? ... Will they know that they heard us? And what we can do anything else? I don t know what we are going to do next? (I hope they hear us do we can help us do this? Thanks so much? -T.T.B. & the other guys know what to move them (T.R. ? ) Thanks for listening to this episode? :) -ROBBY, RYAN, RORY, EJ & KEVIN TAYLOR, RAYN, SONGS AND KEVAN, JAYE CHEESE, JOSH, GRAVY, GABE, AND KELLY, AND AYAN THANXO


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Roy, what are you doing?
00:00:09.000 Shit.
00:00:10.000 Yes, Bailey. Alright, game's up.
00:00:14.000 Between you and me, I've got both the car keys from security.
00:00:17.000 I've got to move both the cars into different positions in the yard.
00:00:22.000 Why? Like, what are we doing?
00:00:24.000 Oh, you don't know? No.
00:00:26.000 Okay, so the boys don't know. However, last week I had a big slide put in.
00:00:30.000 So this week I've decided to get a team of guys to come and we're going to turn the yard into the Tate laser tag yard.
00:00:37.000 And we're going to have a huge game of laser tag.
00:00:40.000 You're going down. I hope you realize that.
00:00:42.000 Bro, I'm never going down. Yes, you are.
00:00:43.000 The cars are obstacles that we can duck behind.
00:00:46.000 You know? Okay.
00:00:48.000 But do they know you're moving the cars?
00:00:49.000 No, they don't. I'm hoping they don't hear me.
00:00:51.000 So, yeah, we'll see what happens.
00:00:52.000 But the cars are breaking down. Oh, well.
00:00:55.000 It's our secret, I'm not gonna tell them.
00:00:57.000 I'm gonna go.
00:01:30.000 You didn't want them to hear you, so you revved it.
00:01:46.000 You revved it.
00:01:48.000 Thank you.
00:01:49.000 Bye bye.
00:01:50.000 Bye bye.
00:01:51.000 Say nothing. Still gotta move the Porsche.
00:01:54.000 They definitely heard you. No, I don't know.
00:01:55.000 Where are they? Hold on, let's move the Porsche.
00:01:58.000 I don't think they will. Nah, I don't know.
00:02:01.000 Actually, yeah. Maybe they did hear me.
00:02:06.000 Rory, I was scared you were going to crash it for a minute.
00:02:08.000 Why? You did look at home in that, though.
00:02:12.000 Well, I think it is.
00:02:14.000 You're so English, you keep going to the wrong side of the car.
00:02:17.000 I know, yeah. It's just a habit of mine, bro.
00:02:20.000 Lucky I don't drive on the wrong side of the road when I'm here, hey.
00:02:27.000 Jesus, I feel like a valet guy.
00:02:28.000 See you.
00:02:29.000 Roy, they definitely heard you.
00:02:53.000 That car sounds even louder.
00:02:56.000 I know. They definitely heard you.
00:02:58.000 Okay, so I think the cars are in good position.
00:03:01.000 Do me a favor. Okay.
00:03:03.000 Go and see what they're doing and tell me if they heard anything.
00:03:07.000 I hope they didn't. I hope they didn't.
00:03:11.000 Who started the car engines?
00:03:13.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:03:15.000 The car engines started who?
00:03:18.000 I mean, who's not here?
00:03:21.000 Nige is here. Andrew's there.
00:03:23.000 Alex is there. Who's the only person not here, T? Why have you moved my cars?
00:03:33.000 It wasn't me! I don't even care, but why?
00:03:42.000 What's the problem? I told you they would hear you.
00:03:46.000 I told you. Did you snitch on me, bro?
00:03:47.000 Of course not. You know I'm not a snitch.
00:03:49.000 How did they know it was me? Well, everyone is lifting weights except for one person.
00:03:54.000 And that would be you, sir.
00:03:55.000 So, you played yourself.
00:03:57.000 Bro, I had to run. I'll tell you why I ran.
00:03:59.000 Because I had to hide the keys.
00:04:00.000 Because if Tristan gets the keys, they'll put the cars back.
00:04:03.000 Blah, blah, blah. I've hit the keys now.
00:04:05.000 So they can't find, they can't move the cars.
00:04:08.000 The cars are in position to do what they're meant to do.
00:04:11.000 So if you die in the middle of laser tag, they're never going to be able to drive these cars ever again.
00:04:15.000 No, I've hit the keys somewhere only I would know where they are.
00:04:17.000 So, good. And now, if Andrew wants to go out, I have to super hide because I can't let him go anywhere.
00:04:23.000 Oh my goodness. Yeah.
00:04:24.000 I hope you don't die in laser time. No, but I know Andrew super wants to get out of the house.
00:04:28.000 So now he can't because I've hid the keys.
00:04:29.000 You've locked him back in.
00:04:31.000 I've hid the keys. He's back on house arrest until further notice.
00:04:34.000 Nice. Nice joke, Roy.
00:04:36.000 Thanks, bro. You're welcome. Thanks.
00:04:40.000 I don't know what this is.
00:04:42.000 Listen, there's someone outside for you.
00:04:44.000 No, there's not. Because you're wearing a GoPro camera.
00:04:47.000 Yeah Okay What are you making?
00:05:00.000 Because I'm the best guy shooting guns around here You're not. Well, alright.
00:05:09.000 We've decided that we're going to have the Tate laser tag yard.
00:05:14.000 Okay. And we have all laser tag guns.
00:05:17.000 We have some handguns as well.
00:05:20.000 We have, you know, we have the whole yard.
00:05:22.000 I've used the whole yard. So it's going to be three on three, I think.
00:05:26.000 But we're going to have a brief in first because we have to listen to the instructor.
00:05:29.000 And then we're going to come out and try a 3-on-3 and see who the real champions are.
00:05:33.000 What do you think? Oh, I think you're going down.
00:05:39.000 He thinks I'm going down, alright.
00:05:41.000 We'll see about that. See you in two!
00:05:44.000 Alright, now we've just got to wait for Andrew.
00:05:47.000 I can't pretend I'm sad about this.
00:05:49.000 This is Jin.
00:05:51.000 This is Jin.
00:05:53.000 Let's go.
00:05:55.000 He's on military.
00:05:57.000 I was worried. I thought, first of all, is it painful?
00:05:59.000 Is it airsoft? Why is my car in the middle of the...
00:06:01.000 The original idea was painful, but I thought it would destroy everything too much.
00:06:03.000 I thought it would destroy everything too much.
00:06:05.000 It'd just be a shitshow.
00:06:06.000 Alright, so let's all get Tristan.
00:06:08.000 Let's all kill Tristan.
00:06:10.000 Team. Let's take him out so we get super upset.
00:06:13.000 I'll tell you what the teams are.
00:06:15.000 Tell you what the teams have to be.
00:06:17.000 It's three on three, I think. I think it's people who live here versus guests.
00:06:19.000 Me, you and Alex. Fuck them.
00:06:21.000 Yeah? Bro, if you want it.
00:06:24.000 If you want some. Is that how it's gonna go?
00:06:26.000 I think so. Guests versus residents.
00:06:30.000 Is he a guest at this point?
00:06:31.000 He lives here. No, it's fine.
00:06:33.000 I'm happy to be with the guests.
00:06:34.000 I want to shoot you long.
00:06:36.000 He is a guest. I don't want to accept that.
00:06:38.000 I'm putting some shoes on. Let's go. Let's go.
00:06:40.000 I'm changing my footwork.
00:06:44.000 Who's the real runner going to be?
00:06:46.000 Is we going to mess all of us up?
00:06:48.000 Well, he's organized it, which kind of gives him some kind of power for some reason.
00:06:52.000 That makes him powerful. But I think we can take him.
00:06:55.000 Alright, let's do it.
00:06:57.000 I like your shorts.
00:07:09.000 I'm bringing freedom to the third world by dropping quarter million pound bombs on a little farmer who's made three dollars in his entire life to protect the American society.
00:07:18.000 Very, very, very good.
00:07:19.000 Bang! Hold on a minute.
00:07:26.000 They're listening. The enemy are listening.
00:07:27.000 I'm neutral. Now we've got the Merc for cover, too.
00:07:34.000 Nice. That's seriously you're rude.
00:07:43.000 Fuck you Alex.
00:07:47.000 Mando Cobra.
00:07:49.000 Love it when a plan comes together I'm neutral I'm not on a team. Not yet.
00:08:05.000 We're the A team. The A team.
00:08:07.000 I ain't get on no plane.
00:08:09.000 Get up, get up.
00:08:11.000 I'm glad we have a fighter.
00:08:13.000 I'm a fighter.
00:08:35.000 All you can do is chat, shit, and swear You're pretty so I can dislike, see rare Your figures should be in an electric chair I'm going on head-to-head And you cannot go outside, I'm biting you You're a big shit nigga, you ain't got IQ Unrule your fate, I don't like you And I don't believe what you just a nigga to do I heard you need more dick, they approved Of depending on factors, dude, ain't got a clue It doesn't matter who you clash with, you won't get through this bit Like in primary school, yeah too Crazy is big but what's it really on?
00:08:56.000 Has it been signed yet, is it really gone? Popped wet, top wet, is he really strong?
00:09:00.000 I heard you got brushed, nah that's raw I heard you got jerked, nah that's wrong I can see you, yeah that's a big flow Rubbing this shit to the thing and along You're the bitch, you're the beast, you're the thing and along I'm doing it here I'm holding them off, Henry Someone's just dropping the fuck Got him Ah, look
00:09:26.000 Kill Rory. Nothing feels better than killing your friends.
00:09:31.000 Tell that to the youth from the schools.
00:09:36.000 That clip will be cut.
00:09:38.000 I'm so out of context.
00:09:46.000 get away from there I need help go into the drive was good get away from there I need help the f*** goodbye get away from there get away get away I'm gonna get myself an old piece.
00:10:16.000 Shit! Gotta reload!
00:10:18.000 I lost zero lives in that!
00:10:27.000 You need a tactical smoke.
00:10:30.000 Eddie, cover me!
00:10:35.000 I'm hit, I can't feel my lighter.
00:10:37.000 Move, you'll distract him.
00:10:50.000 This is intense. We're under extreme fire.
00:10:54.000 I don't know if I'm going to make it.
00:10:55.000 Move forward! Move forward!
00:10:57.000 But as long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy.
00:11:00.000 As long as I kill Tristan, I'll die happy.
00:11:02.000 They keep smoking me, man.
00:11:11.000 I'm going to die.
00:11:13.000 Thank you.
00:11:16.000 Thank you.
00:11:17.000 We're to the left. Nigel's behind the bandit.
00:11:18.000 All to the left, Andrew. All three of them.
00:11:19.000 all of you don't worry time's up come on I'm gonna go.
00:11:46.000 I'm glad that wasn't real, because they all just went for me.
00:11:49.000 I must have respawned about six times.
00:11:51.000 Don't worry, we'll get them next time.
00:11:52.000 Me and Tristan had a good gun battle here, though.
00:11:55.000 I was behind these things.
00:11:57.000 Hydra was there. Hydra was here?
00:11:59.000 Now we've got swapped sides.
00:12:01.000 I believe that's the good side.
00:12:03.000 But now I don't think it is. Nah, I got the most.
00:12:06.000 We'll find out at the end, find out at the end.
00:12:10.000 What's the scores?
00:12:13.000 Scored up, Jack? So you have 14 respawns.
00:12:25.000 See? 8.
00:12:27.000 We win, guys. Okay, now we've got time.
00:12:31.000 If you kill us 8 times, we could do 20 times.
00:12:33.000 Oh, sh... 14 respawns, 8 respawns.
00:12:35.000 You've completely smashed them.
00:12:37.000 14-8. Woo!
00:12:40.000 That's right, that's right.
00:12:42.000 This ain't the hood, Nigel.
00:12:44.000 This ain't Algeria, Yusuf.