Tate Speech - February 20, 2024


Real Life Tekken Characters | Tate Confidential Ep 217


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

117.20207

Word Count

1,508

Sentence Count

229

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Tristan and Andrew go for a swim in the freezing cold pool. Bailey and Andrew don't want to go in because they don't know how to swim in cold water, but they're not scared of it, they're scared of getting shot in the ice cold water. Also, the Tekken beef heats up and it's a doosey one, and we're here to break it all down. We're joined by special guest Bailey and we talk about all things Tekken. We also talk about how to play Tekken and how to beat the shit out of someone who doesn't know the game. And finally, we end the episode with a surprise guest appearance from a very special guest who's not even in the game yet! Just pay the 2.95 postage and we'll take care of it. Thanks for listening and Good Luck Out There. We'll see you next Tuesday. XOXO. -The Guys Who Know Best xoxo - The Guys Who Play Tekken - The Boys Who Play the Game Xoxo's Theme Song by Ian Dorsch Music by Jeff Kaale ( ) Artwork by Kevin McLeod Music by Ian McLeod ( ) Editor: John Rocha ( ) Music by Mike McLennan ( ) and Christian Blanchard ( ) Additional Compositions by Jeff McElroy ( ) Artwork and Music by Matt Knott ( ) is produced by Ben Koeppel ( ) Thanks to Jake ( ) & Andrew ( ) for the and Alex ( ) Thank you for listening to this episode of the podcast. . and Andrew ( , & Alex ( ) and Andrew ( ) . & Bailey ( & Andrew ( and Bailey ) Thanks to our sponsors is a big thank you for making the music by in this episode. and . . Thank you to for making us feel this podcast thanks to , Jake ( , Andrew & + , and ) & , Alex ? & Brandon ! & Mr. & James ( ? , , & ) , and the rest thank you , etc, etc Thanks also to my friend // & the rest of the guys who helped us make this podcast happen.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Who's down for a swim?
00:00:19.000 Chair Tristan, let's go for a swim.
00:00:22.000 I'm in. Swim?
00:00:24.000 Are you in? You've got an indoor pool now?
00:00:25.000 Yeah, you're in Mr Braves. Do we have an indoor pool?
00:00:28.000 No, the swimming pool.
00:00:29.000 The swimming pool we have outside. No.
00:00:31.000 Well, you can't swim in the hot tub. What do you mean swim?
00:00:33.000 The swimming pool. The icy swimming pool outside.
00:00:36.000 Baby, do you mean the hot tub or do you mean the swimming pool?
00:00:38.000 The swimming pool only. I'm down for some swimming.
00:00:41.000 Alright, T's in. Andrew, are you in?
00:00:44.000 You white people are strange.
00:00:46.000 Alex, hold it down for the white people.
00:00:50.000 Swimming? Yeah. Hold it tight.
00:00:52.000 Let's go, Alex. White people are weird.
00:00:56.000 Bro, it makes sense. It's somewhat outside.
00:00:58.000 I'm ready now if you guys are ready.
00:00:59.000 It was colder last week. So you're scared of the police, and you're scared of getting shot, but you're not scared of the ice cold water.
00:01:06.000 There's no sense at all!
00:01:08.000 To be fair, I'm not scared of those things or ice-cold water.
00:01:12.000 I'll go straight from jail to an ice-cold pool.
00:01:15.000 There is no chance for 10 million dollars that I will get in that puddle.
00:01:20.000 Dip your toe! Dip your toe!
00:01:23.000 Dip your toe! At least.
00:01:25.000 Just a question. Let's go swim.
00:01:26.000 Just wait one second question. What goes through your brain when you think let me get an ice cold water?
00:01:32.000 Just wait. Exercise. No bro.
00:01:34.000 Turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void, it makes me turn in the void, void, turn, turn in the
00:01:46.000 void, turn in the void, it makes me turn.
00:01:52.000 What about fun? You white people are weird.
00:01:57.000 I think it's time to go swimming. Yeah, let's do it.
00:02:00.000 Let's change here. At least stand out by the pool.
00:02:04.000 At least come and watch the men swim.
00:02:07.000 I don't know if I can even watch.
00:02:10.000 When I see that pool, I show respect.
00:02:12.000 I'm like, bro, you stay over there, I stay over here.
00:02:16.000 No trouble. And I'm going to get near it.
00:02:19.000 Facts. Bro, if I need gloves, coat, scarf.
00:02:39.000 No way!
00:02:41.000 No way!
00:02:43.000 Oh, this is nice. This is very nice, Bailey.
00:02:47.000 Come join us. You white people are strange.
00:02:55.000 Why, though? Why, though?
00:02:58.000 I don't under... He put his head under the...
00:03:02.000 No fucking way.
00:03:05.000 There's no money.
00:03:06.000 I feel too close to the pool already.
00:03:11.000 Relaxing. Refer.
00:03:14.000 Bailey, listen. You don't have to do this, Bailey.
00:03:16.000 Listen. We know your ancestors were horrible people, the blue-eyed devil.
00:03:20.000 You don't have to do this. I forgive you.
00:03:22.000 I forgive you! Relaxing.
00:03:28.000 Very relaxing. Nice.
00:03:35.000 Bruh, I'm not even in there and I feel it, bruv.
00:03:37.000 I'm not even joking.
00:03:39.000 It's actually not you will see Look at what it is
00:03:55.000 You don't understand the level of shit talk.
00:03:58.000 Who did this? Marcel, I guess?
00:04:00.000 Marcel, yeah.
00:04:01.000 Okay. Tekken. You don't understand.
00:04:05.000 What planet do you live on? Apparently Earth.
00:04:07.000 Jupiter. Could be stupider.
00:04:10.000 Once and for all.
00:04:12.000 So Marcel will play a 5 in Tekken.
00:04:14.000 It's going on. What's the Tekken beef?
00:04:16.000 Oh, it's been 20 years of beef.
00:04:19.000 20 years of beef.
00:04:21.000 20 years. Do you understand?
00:04:23.000 There's 20 years of backstory.
00:04:25.000 Yeah. 20 years of conflict.
00:04:31.000 Think how long that is.
00:04:33.000 So it's about to go down. Tomorrow.
00:04:42.000 It's different.
00:04:43.000 So take your controller and play the game.
00:04:47.000 I think you'll play for like two minutes Marcel bust him up
00:05:02.000 I'm gonna fuck him. Oh shit.
00:05:07.000 Dude, how old school this rivalry is crazy.
00:05:11.000 This one here. Round one!
00:05:36.000 I don't actually know.
00:05:43.000 I think you've got to get the same time.
00:05:47.000 Dude, stop.
00:05:49.000 Shit.
00:05:53.000 Shit. Shit! I knew it, I knew it.
00:06:00.000 I can see it, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it.
00:06:02.000 Okay, okay.
00:06:05.000 It was in the rhythm.
00:06:07.000 Gee.
00:06:09.000 Shit, it's in the rhythm. Fuck. It's in this rhythm.
00:06:12.000 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:06:13.000 Come on Marcel What was this? A whole beat down?
00:06:29.000 Never heard of it? It's called a beat down.
00:06:32.000 It's called a beat down.
00:06:36.000 See that? Okay, wait.
00:06:37.000 PTSD!
00:06:38.000 Haha, shirt's coming off!
00:06:40.000 Stop!
00:06:44.000 Law is back, everything's different.
00:06:47.000 Everything's different, now law is back.
00:06:51.000 You're gonna have to accept it.
00:06:53.000 Life's become difficult for you again.
00:06:56.000 No way. Help you.
00:07:03.000 Oh my god!
00:07:04.000 You did that because you know the moves, Alex.
00:07:06.000 Nice.
00:07:09.000 You wish.
00:07:16.000 All that fancy moves get punched in the stomach.
00:07:20.000 All that, fuck off.
00:07:22.000 All right, cool. Cool, go again, go again.
00:07:25.000 Last try. Let's go.
00:07:29.000 What the? This game's shit anyway.
00:07:32.000 Listen, things are different.
00:07:35.000 Law and order is back.
00:07:38.000 That's law, I'm order, you're under arrest.
00:07:40.000 Make it up. You're going to jail, you're going to jail.
00:07:46.000 You're gonna have to accept it.
00:07:47.000 You don't want to accept it.
00:07:48.000 You want to try again, but it's fruitless.
00:07:51.000 I practiced a whole 25 minutes and you're done.
00:07:57.000 I remembered all the moves and you're done.
00:08:01.000 You'll never not wait ever again.
00:08:02.000 So your reign of terror is over.
00:08:05.000 It was one night long.
00:08:06.000 You didn't even brag as much as you should have bragged.
00:08:09.000 Think about it really. You didn't talk about Jupiter.
00:08:11.000 You didn't talk about the boss.
00:08:13.000 Nothing. All your fault.
00:08:16.000 Now you never hit it again.
00:08:18.000 You're only as good as your last game.
00:08:20.000 One more, one more.
00:08:22.000 One more, one more.
00:08:24.000 Let's go.
00:08:26.000 No, he's holding my pocket.
00:08:28.000 Watch the leg, stop.
00:08:36.000 Are you done?
00:08:38.000 That is the look of pure defeat.
00:08:41.000 That's not it. Are you showing us?
00:08:43.000 Try again. Try again.
00:08:45.000 I need a new character. That's what it is.
00:08:49.000 Things have changed.
00:08:50.000 Is that what you had? You slept soundly like I'm the champ.
00:08:55.000 You thought I'll just sleep.
00:08:57.000 I didn't sleep.
00:08:59.000 Do you understand? I was awake all night completing the game and becoming the champion again.
00:09:07.000 Marcel, is this you? Why have you come downstairs?
00:09:16.000 So you lost your money at high cards, me and Aaron, yesterday.
00:09:19.000 One eternity later.
00:09:22.000 This is supposed to be filmed by Yusuf or Bailey.
00:09:24.000 Where's Yusuf? Where's Bailey?
00:09:28.000 These are signed to Top G Comics, by the way.
00:09:31.000 Officially signed by me, Top G. So you can get the DMG comics.
00:09:36.000 Go to covertape.com.
00:09:38.000 So I guess I'm going to have to film take confidence on myself.
00:09:41.000 So I have to film myself who may as well be both characters.
00:09:43.000 So first let me be Bailey. Hi guys!
00:09:45.000 Wow! That color looks great!
00:09:47.000 Then I'll be me. Yeah, whatever.
00:09:49.000 I'm a billionaire. Then I'll be Tristan.
00:09:52.000 Who's? Then I'll be your cousin.
00:09:54.000 My hands are... I love it.
00:09:59.000 I wasn't sure at first.
00:10:03.000 Now I think it's gangster.
00:10:06.000 Because you know me, I'm an introverted guy.
00:10:08.000 I don't like to show off too much.
00:10:10.000 I love it, man.
00:10:18.000 What do you think?
00:10:20.000 I think it's the only one in Europe with this rack.
00:10:25.000 I think it looks incredible.
00:10:27.000 Only take the cardboard, not the rack.
00:10:30.000 I'll have to get Bailey out here to film it and take pictures of it properly.
00:10:37.000 I don't know where he is, he's got a little nerd somewhere.
00:10:39.000 Wait, is he with the thermal wheels?
00:10:45.000 Bro, crazy.
00:10:47.000 Am I rich?
00:10:51.000 Sometimes I think maybe I am actually rich.
00:10:54.000 Most of the time I feel poor. It's amazing.
00:10:58.000 What do you think, Bailey? What'd you say?
00:11:00.000 You're a dork? Oh, hi guys.
00:11:33.000 I'm Bailey. Booze?
00:11:35.000 Booze? Let's get booze. Driving cars is boring.
00:11:38.000 No, I just want a drink.
00:11:41.000 Great. My friends, Bailey and Tristan.
00:11:45.000 Who else we got?
00:11:46.000 Marcel. You know what?
00:11:47.000 Marcel's alright, but...
00:11:49.000 He's always late for some reason.
00:11:51.000 I wonder why that is. Am I rich?
00:11:54.000 I'm so fucking rich.
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