Tate Speech - June 03, 2025


Robot Army Takeover | Tate Confidential Ep 301


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Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

166.82594

Word count

2,444

Sentence count

360

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

22

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Hate speech

4

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Summary

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Tristan and Bailey are on a mission to find a new hobby, but it's not a hobby they're looking for, it's a new job they're working on, and it's in Ukraine, and they're not prepared for what they're about to do.

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00:00:00.000 You are not prepared for what's coming.
00:00:01.000 So we get to see what it feels like to be in Ukraine.
00:00:04.000 Then we'll blow up the cars.
00:00:05.000 Dildos on drones.
00:00:06.000 kind of food room Bailey, I found a new hobby.
00:00:17.000 No.
00:00:18.000 No, I did.
00:00:18.000 I found a new hobby.
00:00:20.000 We're going to be pirates.
00:00:21.000 We are.
00:00:22.000 We're going to be pirates.
00:00:23.000 You don't have hobbies.
00:00:24.000 No, no, but I found one.
00:00:25.000 I don't have any because I haven't found any, but I've just found one.
00:00:28.000 We're going to become speed racers on the water.
00:00:30.000 We're going to go super fast on the water.
00:00:32.000 We're probably going to crash loads, but it'll be okay because it's on the water.
00:00:36.000 I've quit driving.
00:00:37.000 Yeah.
00:00:39.000 We're not going to be boaters.
00:00:40.000 We are.
00:00:40.000 Oh, Bailey.
00:00:41.000 Bailey, you are not prepared for what's coming.
00:00:44.000 It's coming.
00:00:45.000 Bailey, it might not come anytime soon, but one day.
00:00:48.000 You're going to be on a boat with me.
00:00:49.000 And we're going to go insane on the boat.
00:00:51.000 You're going to see.
00:00:52.000 I'm going to make you walk the plane. 0.97
00:00:53.000 You're not.
00:00:54.000 There is no plane on these boats.
00:00:56.000 You're about to find out.
00:00:57.000 We're not getting on speed boats.
00:00:59.000 We're not going to the ocean.
00:01:00.000 Bailey's last words.
00:01:01.000 Famous last words.
00:01:02.000 Bad idea.
00:01:03.000 You'll see, Bailey.
00:01:04.000 Has he talked you into this?
00:01:06.000 Chris's cousin.
00:01:07.000 I've talked everyone into this, Bailey.
00:01:09.000 You're just not prepared for what's coming.
00:01:21.000 It's been a while.
00:01:23.000 It's been a while.
00:01:23.000 Your nose is healed.
00:01:25.000 Oh, bro. 0.80
00:01:25.000 You killed me. 0.80
00:01:26.000 You killed me. 1.00
00:01:26.000 Run it back. 1.00
00:01:27.000 No more spying.
00:01:28.000 No more spying.
00:01:30.000 So it's exciting.
00:01:31.000 They got like almost a thousand drones here today.
00:01:33.000 They literally, they had a flight for these yesterday to fly out.
00:01:36.000 I tell them, listen, no one's flying out.
00:01:38.000 No drones are leaving the country.
00:01:39.000 Wow.
00:01:40.000 It's a top G, you know?
00:01:41.000 We had to.
00:01:42.000 We had to.
00:01:42.000 We had to do a big.
00:01:43.000 So we get to see what it feels like to be in Ukraine.
00:01:46.000 Oh, whoa!
00:01:49.000 This is Bailey trying to take my job. 1.00
00:01:51.000 Oh, I got a super camera now.
00:01:53.000 So I thought I finally got rid of you.
00:01:54.000 We were in the car.
00:01:55.000 Like the good old days?
00:01:56.000 Yeah, like the good old days, but without you, so it was even better.
00:01:58.000 And then we got here, and I was like, where are we?
00:02:00.000 We're in the middle of the desert.
00:02:01.000 And I realized, oh wait, there's Bailey. 0.78
00:02:03.000 Saw you walking up, all professional, here before me.
00:02:06.000 Trying to take my job as always.
00:02:09.000 What's going to happen when we go to Romania, Luke?
00:02:11.000 Nothing, I'm staying here.
00:02:12.000 You can't just stay here.
00:02:13.000 Yeah, I stay here.
00:02:14.000 That's what I do now.
00:02:15.000 Fight for your job, Luke.
00:02:16.000 No.
00:02:17.000 So basically, a drone swarm, which I've bombed off the Ukrainian army, filled with weapons, are going to swarm Tristan's cousin. 0.82
00:02:26.000 No.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, you're going to stand in the middle, and the drones are all going to go around you. 0.79
00:02:30.000 No, they're going to hit me and explode.
00:02:32.000 And one might explode.
00:02:33.000 Bro, drones are intimidating.
00:02:35.000 That's actually a very intimidating thing.
00:02:37.000 Because it hovering.
00:02:38.000 Hovering is weird.
00:02:39.000 Nature doesn't hover.
00:02:40.000 Yeah.
00:02:40.000 And it's loud.
00:02:41.000 Nature doesn't hover, but it is hovering.
00:02:43.000 It's like a big bug.
00:02:44.000 Yeah.
00:02:45.000 Like a big bug.
00:02:46.000 Yeah, it is.
00:02:48.000 Anyway, all these drones come to me, so.
00:02:52.000 It's called Luke Games.
00:02:53.000 Guys, we've decided to make Take Home Financial Better.
00:02:55.000 It's called Luke Games.
00:02:55.000 Luke has to run as fast as he can, and a swarm of drones chase him.
00:03:00.000 And then when one of them gets to him, it blows up.
00:03:03.000 I'd probably just run to the cars.
00:03:05.000 Or just stay next to you guys. 0.93
00:03:07.000 Then we'll blow up the cars.
00:03:08.000 Maybe not just stay next to us.
00:03:09.000 No, I'm just gonna stay right here.
00:03:10.000 It's against the rules of the game.
00:03:11.000 No.
00:03:13.000 It can't be against the rules.
00:03:15.000 My positioning can't be against the rules.
00:03:17.000 You're allowed to stand next to Bailey because he has to film it.
00:03:20.000 So you and Bailey can stand over there.
00:03:21.000 The cameraman never dies.
00:03:22.000 Sorry, Bailey.
00:03:23.000 Good.
00:03:24.000 Then I'm staying right next to you, Bailey.
00:03:26.000 Multiple scenarios that we have to take in consideration.
00:03:28.000 Some of them, even for the video gravers, they have some part of the show to be closer, and then some of it far away, you know, just to take the full shapes.
00:03:39.000 How long is the tunnel going on?
00:03:40.000 I can't tell you exactly how many minutes.
00:03:43.000 Oh, minutes.
00:03:44.000 How many seconds?
00:03:45.000 Yeah, but we can plan it out.
00:03:49.000 Don't hit the Bugatti.
00:03:50.000 The drone's going to stay as it is, so try not to hit the drone.
00:03:58.000 It is intimidating.
00:03:59.000 This amount of drones is actually very intimidating.
00:04:01.000 It's an intimidating thing.
00:04:03.000 It's like that Olympics ceremony in China when they're all drumming together.
00:04:07.000 It's intimidating.
00:04:08.000 The uniformity, the coordination.
00:04:11.000 Then there will be a loop.
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:15.000 You can guys be in the middle.
00:04:17.000 Yeah.
00:04:18.000 Here.
00:04:18.000 We'll give you the spot exactly.
00:04:20.000 Nice.
00:04:20.000 And the drones are going to be all above you.
00:04:23.000 Nice.
00:04:23.000 Amazing.
00:04:24.000 I'm excited.
00:04:24.000 Let's do it.
00:04:25.000 Thank you, Jay.
00:04:26.000 Here, have one.
00:04:26.000 You deserve it.
00:04:27.000 You did the drums.
00:04:28.000 You did the real work.
00:04:29.000 It's the team, man.
00:04:30.000 You did the real work.
00:04:31.000 Eat, guys.
00:04:31.000 Do you remember what happened last time we had Ferrero Rochers?
00:04:34.000 I got mad at the box, I remember.
00:04:35.000 Why did they make it impossible to open?
00:04:37.000 So that we don't cheat on our diet.
00:04:41.000 I wanted a chocolate.
00:04:44.000 How you doing?
00:04:50.000 All good?
00:04:50.000 Ready to uh experience.
00:04:53.000 Okay guys, so this is the first time I'm actually seeing Andrew's Bugatti.
00:04:58.000 Bro, honestly, it's crazy.
00:05:00.000 I've never seen this, you know?
00:05:01.000 You wanna drive it?
00:05:03.000 I'll let you drive it, bro.
00:05:04.000 Yeah, I'll let you drive.
00:05:05.000 I can't, I can't.
00:05:06.000 This is your car, bro.
00:05:08.000 Go, go, go.
00:05:34.000 Yeah.
00:05:34.000 Luke thinks that he can escape the drone show.
00:05:36.000 Luke's sitting over there by himself, Tate Confidential, thinking he can escape the drone show.
00:05:41.000 Little does he know that I'm spying on him.
00:05:43.000 I see him getting his phone out to record me recording him.
00:05:46.000 I'm on to him.
00:05:48.000 I'm on to Luke.
00:05:49.000 Bailey thinks I haven't escaped the drone show, but I have.
00:05:53.000 In fact, they're all walking.
00:05:56.000 Walkers.
00:05:56.000 And I'm a sitter.
00:05:57.000 I sit down.
00:05:58.000 And sitting is much better than walking around.
00:06:01.000 Look at Bailey walk.
00:06:02.000 Looks like Bailey to me.
00:06:03.000 There he is, having to walk.
00:06:04.000 He doesn't realize I have escaped.
00:06:05.000 I've escaped.
00:06:06.000 I'm the cameraman now.
00:06:07.000 I do what I want.
00:06:09.000 Welcome to this episode of Tate Confidential, where we're going to sit here, not move at all, and eventually drones will show us a show.
00:06:16.000 T, T, A, Tate.
00:06:17.000 The letter is important, though.
00:06:18.000 Tate is Tate.
00:06:19.000 I have to get Tate now, don't I?
00:06:20.000 I got 8,000.
00:06:21.000 Does it work?
00:06:23.000 I do, actually.
00:06:24.000 Would you get that plate number though?
00:06:25.000 I think everyone's always said it, like, yo, you need to get that plate.
00:06:27.000 I've got T-A-A-A, but I never drive in Dubai anyway because traffic's so bad.
00:06:31.000 I just get my security.
00:06:32.000 If I buy a plate like this, I need to start driving cars.
00:06:35.000 Otherwise, I'll just sit in the garage.
00:06:36.000 At minute 4, 30 seconds, we'll do the loop on the top of you guys.
00:06:41.000 Okay, got it.
00:06:42.000 And then minute 9, 8.50, we're going to do the tunnel with the car.
00:06:46.000 So after that you guys have to get in the car and then drive.
00:06:49.000 So we get, okay, alright cool.
00:06:51.000 So at 8:50 we walk over or we get ready in advance or when do we?
00:06:55.000 I told myself I would never go to a drone show.
00:06:59.000 Why?
00:06:59.000 I've seen those videos of the drone shows where the drones just malfunction and go absolute kamikaze style into the crowd.
00:07:04.000 So you know what to expect.
00:07:05.000 The drone ain't touching me. 0.96
00:07:10.000 I was fucking Aikido it literally in real time. 0.99
00:07:12.000 It made the best fucking footage ever. 0.99
00:07:13.000 Drones coming at me and me snapping them out the sky like bugs. 0.99
00:07:17.000 I'm built different.
00:07:18.000 Luke's ahead of the game.
00:07:19.000 He already started running away from the drones.
00:07:21.000 Where is he?
00:07:22.000 I told you, he started running away from the drones.
00:07:23.000 He left?
00:07:24.000 He got a head start.
00:07:25.000 Is that him over there?
00:07:26.000 I don't know.
00:07:28.000 You told him the game was to run away from the drones, and I think he got a head start.
00:07:32.000 You found my hiding spot.
00:07:34.000 You can't hide from the cybernetic organisms which are gonna destroy us.
00:07:37.000 No, I did.
00:07:38.000 Don't you think this is scary?
00:07:40.000 Bro, that's what I've been telling the camera this whole time.
00:07:43.000 This is intimidating.
00:07:45.000 It's over for humans.
00:07:47.000 AGI is coming.
00:07:48.000 AI is going to come.
00:07:49.000 It's going to plan drone swarms.
00:07:51.000 There's going to be dildos on drones. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Everyone's going to become a faggot. 1.00
00:07:55.000 Bro, did you see how they were coming closer? 1.00
00:07:57.000 It's over.
00:07:58.000 Basically, it's over.
00:07:59.000 We can stop working.
00:08:00.000 You think we just stop now?
00:08:01.000 Just end the show?
00:08:03.000 It's like, stop posting stuff.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:06.000 Nothing matters.
00:08:06.000 We could probably just AI it.
00:08:08.000 Yeah, the drones are coming to kill us all.
00:08:09.000 It might be! 0.84
00:08:10.000 Andrew!
00:08:11.000 It might take a nap. 0.99
00:08:12.000 See, like, especially when they go black. 1.00
00:08:14.000 These aren't even painted black.
00:08:15.000 These drones could be invisible.
00:08:17.000 They could just come at you.
00:08:18.000 So, drone assassination, loot, drone love?
00:08:21.000 Is that a plan?
00:08:21.000 No, I've hidden.
00:08:22.000 So, I'm actually anti-drone technology.
00:08:24.000 Drone malfunction.
00:08:25.000 No, they can't find me when I'm this low.
00:08:27.000 I've actually programmed them.
00:08:29.000 I hacked them all on their little Let's say four foot? 0.99
00:08:35.000 What are they going to do?
00:08:36.000 Flash out a rainbow flag? 0.80
00:08:37.000 No, they're going to smash into you, Tristan.
00:08:39.000 With explosions.
00:08:41.000 Bailey, you should get down.
00:08:42.000 Come on! 0.61
00:08:47.000 85 million jobs, all of them replaced.
00:08:50.000 And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.
00:08:53.000 By 2025, AI automation will replace them all.
00:08:56.000 AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.
00:08:59.000 The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.
00:09:02.000 The entire financial market, one big entity, based on and fully run by artificial intelligence.
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00:09:49.000 Chaos is coming.
00:09:50.000 But chaos means opportunity.
00:09:52.000 Do not miss this chance.
00:09:53.000 Embrace the future.
00:10:15.000 I'm racing against it.
00:10:17.000 Your heart's in my heart.
00:10:19.000 Come place it against it.
00:10:21.000 I stare at your souls.
00:10:23.000 I'm facing temptations.
00:10:25.000 I wanna do right.
00:10:26.000 We both want the sensation.
00:10:28.000 So can we play with the stars tonight?
00:10:33.000 Can we make them all align?
00:10:37.000 So what's it gonna be, yeah?
00:10:39.000 Cause tonight's the night, so baby I lied.
00:10:44.000 We need to move the scene.
00:10:46.000 To here.
00:10:47.000 And now we get the drone show.
00:10:50.000 My footage could be so much better than Bailey's.
00:10:54.000 They went dark.
00:10:55.000 See, that's intimidating because these could just come at you.
00:10:58.000 So one thing about being drones is it's very hard to relax when they're very close to you.
00:11:02.000 Like that one there is really ruining this whole vibe, my whole Because that drone, I don't know, just feels like it moves quickly, might crash into me.
00:11:14.000 They're doing their things over there.
00:11:15.000 That drone's just ruining this whole episode.
00:11:19.000 There it goes.
00:11:23.000 Okay, so this is the real show, Take Off Financial Viewers.
00:11:26.000 That is a lot of drones.
00:11:28.000 Can anyone guess what it's gonna make?
00:11:31.000 Although I don't really know how we do that.
00:11:34.000 Yep, I think that's the night logo.
00:11:36.000 Looks like a chess knight.
00:11:38.000 They need to change the colors.
00:11:40.000 That's getting very cool now.
00:11:51.000 That was a very cool transition.
00:11:52.000 That's very cool.
00:11:53.000 That's impressive.
00:11:55.000 That was very well done.
00:11:57.000 That impressed me.
00:12:02.000 This one, I don't know what it's going to be.
00:12:05.000 This one.
00:12:06.000 It's hard to guess.
00:12:08.000 They're getting close though Oh That is a lot of drones.
00:12:36.000 Join the real world.
00:12:39.000 That was very cool.
00:12:43.000 So for the Tay Confidential viewers, I just realized something.
00:12:47.000 It's actually not that it's windier.
00:12:48.000 The wind hasn't picked up.
00:12:50.000 These are so close, they actually really do cause wind.
00:12:54.000 They cause actually a lot of wind.
00:12:57.000 I can feel it.
00:12:57.000 It's breezy.
00:13:01.000 And if my hypothesis correct the breeze will go away now.
00:13:19.000 Escape the Matrix?
00:13:20.000 So, Bailey, the show was cool.
00:13:23.000 It was a cool show.
00:13:24.000 You had the best seat in the house.
00:13:25.000 I know I did.
00:13:26.000 I know I did.
00:13:27.000 I know.
00:13:27.000 I know.
00:13:28.000 I filmed it all.
00:13:29.000 I filmed all my commentary.
00:13:30.000 Bailey, not a single thing on your camera is going to take confidential.
00:13:34.000 Not a single thing.
00:13:36.000 I got all here with my beautiful commentary.
00:13:40.000 I haven't had to move.
00:13:42.000 Bailey, I'm in the same seat.
00:13:43.000 Did you hack the whole system?
00:13:45.000 I did.
00:13:45.000 I'm in the same seat.
00:13:46.000 I knew.
00:13:47.000 This is the spot.
00:13:48.000 Grabbed it all.
00:13:49.000 You look like such a dad.
00:13:51.000 His lawn chair and his bowl cap.
00:13:53.000 Yeah.
00:13:54.000 Watching the game.
00:13:55.000 Yeah, I was watching the game.
00:13:56.000 Dad mode.
00:13:56.000 Doing my work.
00:13:57.000 In fact, I was working.
00:13:58.000 Not watching, I was working. 1.00
00:14:00.000 Yeah, you're alive, so this is bullshit. 0.99
00:14:02.000 So let's go. 0.99
00:14:04.000 I was too low, Bailey.
00:14:05.000 I told you.
00:14:06.000 If you get low enough, the drones can't find you.
00:14:09.000 Now I'm going to get in the hot seat.
00:14:10.000 Okay, it's dangerous out here.
00:14:12.000 We're going to quickly get in the car.
00:14:13.000 Quickly scurry.
00:14:14.000 So drones are scary.
00:14:16.000 Super scary.
00:14:16.000 The future's coming.
00:14:17.000 They're actually intimidating.
00:14:19.000 It's actually an intimidating feeling.
00:14:21.000 But you were supposed to die and you didn't die.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, I was too low.
00:14:23.000 Told you.
00:14:24.000 Yes.
00:14:24.000 Yes, please.
00:14:29.000 They took his shoes.
00:14:30.000 It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it.
00:14:33.000 It wouldn't be funny.
00:14:35.000 It's pooping. 0.98
00:14:37.000 Oh, slave. 0.89
00:14:38.000 Get off the slave button, please. 0.99