Tate Speech - June 09, 2025


On the Jet Again | Tate Confidential Ep 302


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

123.13589

Word Count

1,767

Sentence Count

281

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the importance of a good coach and how important it is to have a good gym. We also talk about how to be a good fighter and why you need a coach to make you a better fighter.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 They took his shooting.
00:00:03.000 It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it.
00:00:10.000 You have one glove?
00:00:18.000 Yeah.
00:00:22.000 One punch man now.
00:00:25.000 Luke's one punch man.
00:00:26.000 He is, because he's got one glove.
00:00:28.000 No, when Luke hits you with one shot, you're done.
00:00:30.000 I believe you.
00:00:31.000 That's why he's one punch man.
00:00:32.000 I'm not.
00:00:33.000 You are.
00:00:34.000 Believe to achieve.
00:00:36.000 One punch Luke.
00:00:38.000 It's not one punch man.
00:00:39.000 OPL.
00:00:40.000 It's not real.
00:00:40.000 It's true.
00:00:41.000 It's super real.
00:00:42.000 It's not real at all.
00:00:44.000 Anyway, we've got a regiment.
00:00:45.000 No, we don't.
00:00:46.000 No.
00:00:46.000 It's more of a business opportunity.
00:00:50.000 In basketball, champ, there is.
00:00:52.000 If you listen to the songs, you'll see they're all trillionaires.
00:00:55.000 They're all light.
00:00:56.000 Why would they think about having a hundred million bang on you?
00:00:58.000 You carry scissors?
00:01:01.000 Knife, scissors.
00:01:02.000 He carries scissors in his pouch 24 /7, and I made fun of him saying, "Why would you need scissors?" And now he has scissors.
00:01:08.000 Okay.
00:01:08.000 Admit that they surprisingly come in useful.
00:01:10.000 Okay.
00:01:11.000 At the weirdest of times.
00:01:12.000 Considering you carry your whole life around with you everywhere you fucking go like a weirdo, you may as well see.
00:01:18.000 Yeah, of course.
00:01:19.000 This is the second time that they've come in clutch within two months.
00:01:25.000 I can't wait for an opportunity.
00:01:27.000 I have to pull them out.
00:01:28.000 I have two pants.
00:01:32.000 They're really light and small, so I can have two.
00:01:34.000 Nice.
00:01:36.000 Oh, good.
00:01:38.000 Fuck with him.
00:01:40.000 Touch his glove, he's gonna let you.
00:01:42.000 Stick your arm out.
00:01:42.000 Nice.
00:01:44.000 Now go right through.
00:01:45.000 He's in the corner.
00:01:46.000 Step right.
00:01:46.000 He's in the corner.
00:01:47.000 Step right.
00:01:47.000 There we go.
00:01:48.000 Back him up.
00:01:49.000 Keep him there.
00:01:50.000 Don't let him go out.
00:01:50.000 There we go.
00:01:51.000 Embody.
00:01:53.000 Control the ring.
00:01:55.000 Fine.
00:01:55.000 Good round.
00:01:56.000 He's tired, Alan.
00:01:57.000 Fuck him up.
00:01:58.000 Fuck up, Luke.
00:01:59.000 He's tired.
00:02:03.000 Upper body movement from the left.
00:02:05.000 Nice hook.
00:02:06.000 Great.
00:02:06.000 Pull off the hook.
00:02:08.000 Yes.
00:02:09.000 Paint a bit more before.
00:02:12.000 Got jabbed myself, got jabbed.
00:02:14.000 When it comes to you, bring the right.
00:02:16.000 Nice.
00:02:17.000 Nice.
00:02:18.000 Watch out.
00:02:20.000 Yes.
00:02:21.000 Good.
00:02:21.000 Good.
00:02:22.000 Head through the head earlier.
00:02:24.000 I'm going to go to the next level.
00:03:04.000 You're overhand left, he's out to do.
00:03:06.000 walking right what you live life from a sea to a field why do you blue cheese by Oh my God!
00:03:33.000 *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* No!
00:03:37.000 *Sigh* Piste!
00:03:39.000 *Sigh*
00:03:43.000 I don't feel my left half of the face, but that's good.
00:03:48.000 I had more problems when you were in the long distance, and you showed me the hand, and I knew it would come, but still you got me.
00:04:05.000 It was, like, annoying.
00:04:06.000 Like, oh, why?
00:04:07.000 Or you try to close the gap and step back.
00:04:09.000 Boom.
00:04:10.000 Boom or the hook.
00:04:11.000 Try it in the last round more with the step back.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:14.000 But if you're tired then you're lazy and then...
00:04:20.000 It always goes out the window when you're tired.
00:04:25.000 Every single champion.
00:04:26.000 He had a gym, he had a coach, he had somebody who was helping him.
00:04:29.000 It's amazing to me.
00:04:31.000 But all these people think they can go out there and be successful in life by themselves.
00:04:35.000 That Rambo garbage.
00:04:36.000 The idea that you can be a lone wolf isn't real.
00:04:39.000 You need masculine competition around you, even fighters, even though we fight by ourselves.
00:04:43.000 We train in a camp.
00:04:44.000 We train with a coach.
00:04:46.000 It's still a team sport.
00:04:47.000 You still need help.
00:04:48.000 I get all the time people inside the real world be like Why do I need?
00:04:55.000 I already know what to do.
00:04:56.000 You need masculine competition.
00:04:57.000 You need someone to compare yourself to.
00:04:59.000 We provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online.
00:05:03.000 There's nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge.
00:05:05.000 You need a coach.
00:05:06.000 You need somebody who's gonna help you.
00:05:08.000 You need somebody who's gonna motivate you.
00:05:09.000 You need guys who are successful, who are strong.
00:05:13.000 So you know you need to try even harder than you were before.
00:05:17.000 The real world is like a fight gym for money.
00:05:19.000 My entire life, my entire success, It was built in a fight gym.
00:05:24.000 And we are fighting him for money.
00:05:26.000 Fight teams are no nonsense!
00:05:32.000 I would fuck yous lot up at SSB.
00:05:35.000 Fuck yous lot up at SSB.
00:05:36.000 You are so fucking lucky it's not here.
00:05:38.000 You especially.
00:05:39.000 Don't look this way.
00:05:41.000 Don't look this way.
00:05:43.000 I've never lost.
00:05:44.000 You especially.
00:05:45.000 You've never beat me at anything.
00:05:47.000 There's no way you beat me at Smash Bros.
00:05:48.000 We are missing SSB.
00:05:49.000 And everyone knows it.
00:05:53.000 We need Smash Bros.
00:05:54.000 We need a Nintendo Switch.
00:05:55.000 So I'll send you what we need, so I don't have to fuck 'em up quick.
00:05:59.000 But we're not gonna have the characters.
00:06:00.000 That's the problem.
00:06:01.000 Already making excuses.
00:06:02.000 Already making excuses!
00:06:04.000 That's a valid point.
00:06:05.000 That's a valid point.
00:06:07.000 We need the characters.
00:06:08.000 Yeah, it's got a valid point, Andrew.
00:06:10.000 And the custom levels.
00:06:10.000 All the characters are in Romania.
00:06:12.000 And the custom level, bro.
00:06:14.000 You could never make it the same way twice.
00:06:15.000 Wait, let me see.
00:06:16.000 I've got an idea.
00:06:17.000 Does a Nintendo Switch deserve a private jet?
00:06:21.000 We can't take a private jet all the way back to Bucharest just to play SSB.
00:06:24.000 Or are you talking about putting the Nintendo Switch on a private jet by itself to fly here?
00:06:27.000 Marcel, do you really want to get fucked up?
00:06:29.000 Let's go.
00:06:29.000 If she replies, the jet is here, I'm fueling it, and I'm going to fuck you up.
00:06:32.000 You're bound to lose.
00:06:33.000 No, I'm going to intercontinentally beat you down.
00:06:37.000 Across continents.
00:06:39.000 Continental Champion.
00:06:40.000 I will get the jet fueled right now.
00:06:43.000 Pack a motherfucking bag.
00:06:44.000 We're going to go there.
00:06:45.000 I'm going to bust you up and we can fly back and sit back on this couch.
00:06:48.000 And you can talk about...
00:06:50.000 We will sit back on this couch in 18 to 19 hours and you can talk about how you lost.
00:06:57.000 Intercontinental, intergalactic, undisputed, double champ.
00:07:03.000 That's my name.
00:07:04.000 You're not that good.
00:07:05.000 Bro, I've never lost a game.
00:07:07.000 Let's fucking go then.
00:07:08.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:09.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:10.000 We can't do this.
00:07:11.000 You can't.
00:07:11.000 No, no, no.
00:07:12.000 We can just go buy a Switch.
00:07:13.000 A Switch is like $400.
00:07:15.000 How much is a private jet?
00:07:16.000 $200,000 there, $200,000 back.
00:07:18.000 That's $400,000.
00:07:19.000 How valuable my time is.
00:07:20.000 It takes hours to unlock all the characters.
00:07:22.000 We've got to make all the maps.
00:07:23.000 Whereas on the jet, we can just use Wi-Fi.
00:07:25.000 We can work.
00:07:25.000 And it's just, you know.
00:07:27.000 Plus, it's an intercontinental beatdown.
00:07:28.000 Which is what Marcel deserves.
00:07:30.000 Fair.
00:07:30.000 There's no way you beat me.
00:07:32.000 You're the worst player in the house.
00:07:33.000 I'm the best in the house.
00:07:34.000 You're the worst player in the house.
00:07:34.000 And when I get one here, I'm going to win the champion Arabian title.
00:07:39.000 Champion of Arabia, Tristan T. I want to be the Arabian champion.
00:07:45.000 Nah, they call me Tristan of Arabia.
00:07:48.000 You play with Villager?
00:07:49.000 If I get him on random.
00:07:50.000 You know the rules.
00:07:51.000 You can't pick your character, it's random.
00:07:53.000 Stage, random.
00:07:54.000 Computer has to be on nine.
00:07:56.000 All the weapons.
00:07:57.000 All the weapons.
00:07:57.000 The odds, there's no way you win.
00:08:00.000 It's stacked against you.
00:08:01.000 there's no way you can beat me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Pack a bag, nigger.
00:08:15.000 Let's go.
00:08:16.000 Fuck it.
00:08:28.000 Hot chocolate cheers.
00:08:34.000 You know you want one.
00:08:35.000 Admit it.
00:08:36.000 Admit you want a hot chocolate.
00:08:40.000 I can't convert to the dark side.
00:08:41.000 Bro, let's bang.
00:09:42.000 I mean you'll never make it past the border.
00:09:45.000 Maybe not.
00:09:48.000 Border Guard!
00:09:50.000 Border Force!
00:09:52.000 There's fair fruit in this.
00:09:55.000 You're looking for a pun.
00:09:57.000 What do you mean?
00:10:00.000 There it is!
00:10:02.000 Such monumental cuts.
00:10:12.000 Why do you just let him have some food?
00:10:16.000 He's on piss.
00:10:18.000 Why is everyone eating a steak?
00:10:20.000 What's wrong with the game?
00:10:22.000 I just want to piss he left his steak eat this one.
00:10:24.000 Why do you got it?
00:10:26.000 Food poops.
00:10:28.000 That's all that funny.
00:10:30.000 But he is food.
00:10:32.000 That's it.
00:10:34.000 Who cares?
00:10:34.000 Why you got so many people?
00:10:38.000 What is in there?
00:10:40.000 Oh!
00:10:50.000 Easy.
00:10:52.000 up to something.
00:11:00.000 Hello?
00:11:01.000 Who took your laptop first?
00:11:05.000 Who took your laptop first?
00:11:07.000 I don't care.
00:11:12.000 Nice.
00:11:14.000 Nice.
00:11:15.000 I got you a couple.
00:11:20.000 You were kicking his shoe across the plate floor.
00:11:23.000 Now he's your bro.
00:11:51.000 The Skyman now.
00:11:53.000 Upgrade it.
00:11:54.000 I ain't no window shopper.
00:11:56.000 You're man out here window shopping.
00:11:58.000 I be in all the stores and know we ain't window shopping.
00:12:01.000 She throw her back cause I'm popping.
00:12:04.000 I make a place with the, we run it back like a option.
00:12:08.000 Niggas saying it outside.
00:12:12.000 Niggas saying it outside.
00:12:15.000 Send her out here we gon'slot.
00:12:19.000 Air it out when we around.
00:12:23.000 I do actually know magic trick with two tissues.
00:12:26.000 This one you have to look carefully about.
00:12:29.000 I'm gonna go to the top of the top.
00:12:33.000 And that's what I'm saying.
00:12:35.000 It's a little bit more than that.
00:12:37.000 We're all exhausted, James.
00:12:39.000 Even on this damn plane.
00:12:41.000 Do you want to see a real magic trick?
00:12:44.000 Yes, please.
00:12:45.000 No, I do.
00:12:47.000 Where's your laptop?
00:12:49.000 Your laptop in front of me as the plugs come out of your laptop.
00:12:53.000 But they put it in front of me, but I'm not the one who took it.
00:12:58.000 Because if I took it, it wouldn't be in front of me.
00:13:00.000 It wouldn't be a bitch for one of you guys.
00:13:03.000 If it was me, it wouldn't be in front of me.
00:13:06.000 I don't know why you're looking at me.
00:13:08.000 Payback is going to be a bitch.
00:13:10.000 Trust me.
00:13:10.000 It wouldn't be in front of me.
00:13:13.000 Everyone keeps looking back here like they're on to some inside joke that I'm not a part of.
00:13:18.000 I don't trust any of you.
00:13:19.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:13:20.000 Marcel stole Nigel's laptop.
00:13:22.000 So we stole Marcel's stuff.
00:13:24.000 And then everyone started stealing each other's stuff.
00:13:27.000 Everyone's just holding on to their stuff extra tight.
00:13:32.000 Nigel's shoe.
00:13:33.000 They took his shoes.
00:13:36.000 Who nicked Nigel's laptop three hours ago?
00:13:39.000 Not me.
00:13:39.000 I'm just saying.
00:13:41.000 When all is said and done.
00:13:42.000 We need to find patient zero.
00:13:44.000 Fuck 'em.
00:13:45.000 Fuck 'em.
00:13:45.000 It's me.
00:13:47.000 I don't mind.
00:13:48.000 Even the stupid jokes were not funny.
00:13:49.000 We were just tired.
00:13:50.000 I think I'm just nicking people's shoes and shit.
00:13:53.000 Grow up, Marcel.
00:13:55.000 Thank you very much.
00:13:56.000 Thank you.
00:13:58.000 Thank you.
00:14:00.000 Good morning or whatever.
00:14:02.000 Thank you.
00:14:03.000 Bye-bye.
00:14:03.000 Bye-bye.
00:14:19.000 This is going to be a transatlantic beatdown.