Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


ROLEX STORY ROBBERY | Tate Confidential Ep. 86


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

133.82253

Word Count

1,307

Sentence Count

184

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tristan and I are lost in the middle of the night in the biggest mall in the world, and we don t know where to go from here. We need to find a way out of this maze, but how do we get out of a mall that's so big we can't even find a store that sells butter in the mall? How do we survive in a mall where we don't even have a way to get food to survive? How can we escape this mall that won't let us out of it? We don't have a plan, we just have a dream. If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich, and start training to become rich right here, right now. If your plan is longer than three years, it's a fantasy. It's a hope. It s a hope, not a plan. And if you don't plan, you'll just sit around and pray for a miracle to happen. That's how quickly you can get rich with a plan - if you have no idea what you're doing it's never going to happen, you're going to have to do it the old fashioned way, right? and that's how you get rich. with a dream and a plan or a dream, right here in the Mall, right in the center of the world where we are stuck in a giant mall, no food, no money, no way out, and no way to escape from the mall, we need to buy some butter to survive in order to survive. This is the Mall. and I don't know where we can get food, let me know that we can survive in the next day. I don t have a place to get some food, but I'm going to find something to survive here, and I'll be back in a better place soon, okay? I hope you're listening to me listening to this episode. I'll see you soon. XOXO, xoxo Xoxo, P.S. - P.A. - BOB AND GABE - - SONGS - KEVIN - JOSH - RYAN - BONUS EPISODES - PODCAST EPISODE - THE MENTIONED IN THIS EPISO - LAURENS - VODCAST - CRY AND PRODCAST PRODUCER - ETC


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Take advantage of Sudoku!
00:00:04.000 I see you though!
00:00:05.000 I can't even.
00:00:06.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:07.000 Stupid.
00:00:11.000 What's wrong, Everything?
00:00:13.000 What's wrong, Everything?
00:00:24.000 Stay confident, Don't cry.
00:00:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:31.000 I think that was my best run.
00:00:57.000 Russian girls who were here last night...
00:01:00.000 I think they're playing piano in tandem.
00:01:07.000 This is the line we live in.
00:01:21.000 This is what we do. I need to go back to Chipotle.
00:01:32.000 I shouldn't be here. I don't belong here.
00:01:34.000 I don't belong here.
00:01:36.000 There is a massive and fundamental difference between a dream and a plan.
00:01:46.000 If you ask someone, do they want to be rich?
00:01:48.000 Every single person will say yes.
00:01:50.000 Yes, I want to be rich. And they say, okay, how will you become rich?
00:01:54.000 Oh, well, I'm going to save my money and da-da-da, hoping for some dream in the future.
00:02:00.000 Or they just say, I don't know, maybe when my ship comes in.
00:02:02.000 Most people want to get rich with one of two tactics.
00:02:05.000 A miracle! Winning the lottery.
00:02:07.000 Or two, patience.
00:02:09.000 The slave masters have convinced you you need to be patient to get rich.
00:02:13.000 Don't worry. Work your job.
00:02:14.000 In 10 years, you'll get a raise.
00:02:15.000 Get your mortgage. In 40 years, you'll own your house.
00:02:17.000 And eventually, with your 65, you might have enough money to retire without going broke.
00:02:22.000 They want you to be patient.
00:02:23.000 And this is what you do. This is a subversion tactic.
00:02:26.000 If you want to keep someone as a slave, just say, don't worry.
00:02:28.000 You'll be rich later. Don't worry.
00:02:29.000 Just keep waiting. Keep waiting.
00:02:31.000 Let me tell you something. At 24, I couldn't pay the rent.
00:02:35.000 At 28, I was a millionaire.
00:02:36.000 And at 32, I bought a Bugatti because I was worth $20 million.
00:02:40.000 That's how quickly you can get rich with a plan.
00:02:44.000 If you don't have a plan, all you have is a dream.
00:02:47.000 So let me say this to you. If your plan to get rich, your plan, is longer than three years, it's a dream.
00:02:53.000 It's a fantasy. It's a hope.
00:02:54.000 If you're going to sit around and pray for a miracle, it's never going to happen.
00:02:58.000 If you want to learn piano, you find someone who can learn piano, you learn from them, and you start training to be able to play piano.
00:03:05.000 If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich and start training to get rich right here, right now.
00:03:11.000 Stop waiting. Why would you steal my last cigar and then smoke it and then also smoke shisha at the same time?
00:03:21.000 Why don't you just take the shisha and let me have my cubo?
00:03:23.000 Let me ask you a question.
00:03:27.000 What? When's the last time you went to the shop?
00:03:30.000 Bought some buck.
00:03:32.000 Put in a buck.
00:03:34.000 Mixed it up.
00:03:36.000 It's very interesting.
00:03:38.000 Don't take my bucking.
00:03:43.000 Don't take my cigars if you're gonna smoke fucking swisha.
00:03:48.000 Fuck you and fuck you.
00:03:55.000 I don't move till tomorrow.
00:03:57.000 Why?
00:03:57.000 Meanwhile.
00:03:58.000 I'm with my poor people.
00:03:58.000 Why?
00:03:59.000 Because we are moving.
00:04:01.000 That's what we do.
00:04:03.000 So how's Corona affecting you?
00:04:05.000 Vodka's coming.
00:04:07.000 You're welcome.
00:04:09.000 I'm sorry. Where are we?
00:04:14.000 Is this the biggest mall in the world? I don't know.
00:04:16.000 It's a huge mall. It's a massive mall.
00:04:20.000 What about we get lost? What if we live in the mall?
00:04:23.000 I need to find a store that sells butter for the mall.
00:04:27.000 I agree. We would need to live here.
00:04:29.000 Buy some butter. So we're lost.
00:04:32.000 We're mall men. Tristan, you think you know where we're going?
00:04:36.000 Well, honestly, we should just find a place to sleep, get ready, get some food, and we're stuck in the mall forever.
00:04:45.000 We do. This mall is too big.
00:04:47.000 We can't find a way out. It's like a maze.
00:04:48.000 They've trapped us. We need to buy things to survive.
00:04:51.000 It's a good move. It's a good business model.
00:04:58.000 Ah, I think that's an exit.
00:05:00.000 Yeah, see, five guys. So we found our food for the day.
00:05:04.000 And we'll continue the quest to get out tomorrow.
00:05:09.000 Tristan, are you not listening to me?
00:05:12.000 Are you not listening to me?
00:05:14.000 There's no one listening to me.
00:05:16.000 Anyway, at least it has things.
00:05:23.000 I'm convinced that we are lost.
00:05:25.000 Directions are all about confidence and all about geography or north and south.
00:05:30.000 That's not true. It's all about how you feel.
00:05:33.000 That's how... See, he just accepted it.
00:05:36.000 We live in the mall.
00:05:38.000 Three days later.
00:05:39.000 That is the roll-up stool that leads downstairs to the place that we came in for the school.
00:05:43.000 You've been saying this for three days.
00:05:45.000 It hasn't been three days.
00:05:47.000 No one watching this is going to believe that we've been in here today.
00:05:50.000 You've been saying this for three days.
00:05:52.000 Three days. Three days you've been trapped.
00:05:56.000 Three days you've been...
00:05:57.000 Oh, it's this way, guys.
00:05:58.000 Don't worry, you just have to be confident.
00:06:00.000 Yeah. Three days.
00:06:02.000 Three days. Now he knows.
00:06:04.000 Oh, that's the Rolex store that we were by.
00:06:06.000 So you're making up the least believable look skills.
00:06:08.000 It's not...
00:06:10.000 Tristan, why does it look like you've been sleeping on the floor?
00:06:14.000 Why's your shirt all crinkled?
00:06:15.000 Yeah. How does that make sense if we haven't been here for three days?
00:06:20.000 Why are you addicted? Yeah, why?
00:06:24.000 Don't worry, guys. It's this way.
00:06:25.000 I'm confident. You have no idea where we're going.
00:06:29.000 You've been lost for three days now, and it's your fault.
00:06:32.000 Four days. It's not been four days, it's been three.
00:06:35.000 Now you're trying to lie.
00:06:36.000 You're trying to lie to take confidential viewers.
00:06:42.000 So we're here. So just to start off, guys, right?
00:06:45.000 I absolutely love Hand and Heart.
00:06:48.000 Tate Confidential.
00:06:50.000 I watch every single episode, hands down, without fault.
00:06:54.000 And when I heard there was a Series 2 coming out, I got too excited.
00:06:58.000 And they're trying to say there was nothing going on.
00:07:00.000 There's always something going on in a Tate brother's life.
00:07:04.000 Right, so today I've met Tristan and went out there with Andrew with the The legend Luke himself, sat off on the beach, very nicely caught up.
00:07:13.000 I've had a bit few months to drink, but it's all fine.
00:07:15.000 And today we've carried on the night.
00:07:17.000 Don't worry, I've rested.
00:07:19.000 I'm not going to be sick.
00:07:20.000 Fingers crossed I'm not going to.
00:07:22.000 And as I've met the boys, they're drinking coffee, they're smoking their cigars.
00:07:26.000 We may not be in the war room right now, but maybe some of the time you might see Me in there.
00:07:32.000 And like I say, guys, it's the car.
00:07:34.000 I probably won't be invited out again, but it's fine.
00:07:38.000 You might see me, okay?
00:07:40.000 But it's going to be a good night tonight.
00:07:41.000 There is a girl coming today.
00:07:42.000 That will be the third time I've seen her.
00:07:45.000 You might recognise her.
00:07:49.000 Things crossed. Things crossed.
00:07:51.000 I steal the deal.
00:07:53.000 So we're going to say cheers.
00:07:54.000 Cheers. Good night tonight.
00:07:57.000 Let's go. Take confidential, baby.
00:07:59.000 Take confidential. Take advantage of Shadoku.
00:08:03.000 Aikido. Aikido.
00:08:07.000 Stupid. Do me a favor, please.
00:08:13.000 Get out of here. Oh, classic.
00:08:19.000 I've done it today on the beach.
00:08:22.000 I was like... What's that thing you do?
00:08:24.000 I went...
00:08:25.000 I went...
00:08:27.000 Get out of here, man.
00:08:31.000 Shit, you know what I'm saying? He's like...
00:08:38.000 That's when I realised he does actually watch the series.
00:08:40.000 No, I'm not the same. Like, I lay in bed and watch the series.
00:08:44.000 You think I'm actually joking, mate.
00:08:47.000 I'm not telling people, I love you, man.
00:08:51.000 I'm like, yeah, don't really watch what I'm doing.
00:08:53.000 So don't lie, because I'm here.
00:08:55.000 But just so you know, I've generally seen every single episode without that.
00:08:59.000 Nice. It's true.
00:09:36.000 It is quite nice. Yep, every time.
00:09:42.000 It does.
00:09:45.000 It's actually super nice. I didn't realize.