Tate Speech - April 26, 2017


S2 E11 - Tourettes & YOUR MUM!

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S2 E10 - It Wasn't Me S2 E12 Tate's with people

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

163.24

Word count

1,023

Sentence count

129


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 One time, two time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:00:11.000 One time, two time, will you tell him it's like, ooh.
00:00:15.000 One time, two time, will you tell him it's like, ooh.
00:00:19.000 One time, two time, will you tell him it's like, ooh.
00:00:34.000 It's not a bad view, eh?
00:00:41.000 You see, when I invited you, all expresses paid, it was just like around Europe and like to our house and stuff.
00:01:00.000 You're supposed to film one thing for Andrew.
00:01:04.000 How are you here?
00:01:05.000 How?
00:01:05.000 Well, thank Loda for that one, I think.
00:01:07.000 I've never had them there.
00:01:09.000 I know you're looking for me.
00:01:12.000 Nigga, I can see.
00:01:13.000 Run up and down in my keys.
00:01:16.000 And then I fought and spread up on pee.
00:01:19.000 Call your fans one night.
00:01:20.000 Oh, I'm grisly about on.
00:01:23.000 Food Tourette's.
00:01:24.000 Tourette's isn't real.
00:01:28.000 Tourette's isn't real.
00:01:29.000 I'll tell you why.
00:01:30.000 TV proved to me that Tourette's isn't real.
00:01:32.000 But I like to live in the world of pure logic.
00:01:34.000 And people don't like this world.
00:01:35.000 They like to live in the fantasy world because it's much easier.
00:01:38.000 But in the real world.
00:01:39.000 The world I live in, you often see most things of bullshit.
00:01:41.000 Tourette's is obviously bullshit.
00:01:42.000 I'll tell you why.
00:01:43.000 I also took a program where there was a camp of Tourette's kids.
00:01:46.000 It was called Tourette's Camp.
00:01:48.000 And they all went to this camp and had to do camp activities and bullshit.
00:01:50.000 And obviously none of them gave along because they were all too busy swearing at each other, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:53.000 Anyway, this fat bitch, when she was fat, was sitting there calling all the other kids niggers.
00:01:57.000 Niggers, niggers, niggers.
00:01:59.000 And then she was doing her interview, you know, like all these things.
00:02:01.000 You film them, then there's their coast cutaway interview.
00:02:03.000 She's like, I can't help it.
00:02:04.000 I have Tourette's.
00:02:05.000 You know, they're nice.
00:02:06.000 I have Tourette's.
00:02:06.000 I can't help it.
00:02:07.000 And then they're like, you're a nigger bitch.
00:02:09.000 Oops.
00:02:10.000 Calling them all niggers.
00:02:11.000 And then they all and start going, oh, okay, hi, they're a fat bitch, da-da-da, during their Tourette's.
00:02:16.000 And then she starts crying her eyes out and saying, they're calling me fat, they're calling me fat.
00:02:19.000 I thought they couldn't help it, bitch.
00:02:21.000 You've got Tourette's.
00:02:22.000 You should know better than anyone if they actually mean that or they couldn't help it.
00:02:25.000 If you had Tourette's and genuinely couldn't help yourself, but if someone called you a fat bitch, you're like, oh, she can't help it.
00:02:29.000 The fact that you're calling them niggers, and then you're sitting there going, oh, they're calling me fat when they have Tourette's, means that it's obviously some degree of control over it, just getting away with it.
00:02:37.000 What they should do is everyone who has Tourette's, fucking old school, every time they say something they're not supposed to say, fucking shock them with a cowboy.
00:02:42.000 Fucking, shuck them.
00:02:43.000 Watch her stop.
00:02:44.000 If my kid had Tourette's, I'd fix it.
00:02:47.000 Old school.
00:02:48.000 Now I'm not saying Tourette's is completely made up.
00:02:50.000 My point is, she's crying that they were calling her fat.
00:02:52.000 There's obviously some degree of control over it because she'd know better than any of us here.
00:02:56.000 I saw her on Fat Camp, or Tourette's Fat Camp, whatever she was on.
00:03:00.000 Fuck that bitch.
00:03:39.000 This is Downstairs?
00:03:40.000 Yeah.
00:03:40.000 This is my girlfriend, what's your name?
00:03:43.000 Tita.
00:03:44.000 Tita.
00:03:44.000 Tita.
00:03:45.000 We're like pretty much engaged.
00:03:46.000 You go.
00:03:47.000 Okay, that's it.
00:03:48.000 Woo!
00:03:49.000 Oh, it actually feels like I'm back at Iceland.
00:03:52.000 Mum's shop at Iceland?
00:03:54.000 Yeah?
00:03:55.000 What do you have to say about mums?
00:03:58.000 Mums.
00:03:59.000 Fuck you.
00:04:00.000 Go on, detail.
00:04:00.000 Basically, anyone who says anything bad to me, they straight go back to the year 11 insult.
00:04:07.000 Like, oh, I think you're a dickhead.
00:04:11.000 I was like, your mum doesn't think so.
00:04:14.000 They're all like, inboxing, my mum's dead.
00:04:16.000 I'm like, I don't care.
00:04:17.000 I'm like, I'll still fuck her.
00:04:19.000 I don't care.
00:04:19.000 What did you think about the basic lyric?
00:04:22.000 Obviously, you're a big connoisseur of rap music yourself.
00:04:24.000 Yeah.
00:04:24.000 But more money, more problems.
00:04:26.000 How did you feel about that?
00:04:28.000 More money, more problems.
00:04:29.000 That was bad.
00:04:30.000 I think when you get money, you get different kind of problems.
00:04:33.000 Like, when I was broke, I never ever thought I'd need a lawyer.
00:04:37.000 Same as with a month of years ago.
00:04:39.000 I thought I'd never ever need a lawyer.
00:04:41.000 I think, who needs lawyers?
00:04:44.000 And then when you get money, all of a sudden, You start spending a lot of money on lawyers, people try to sue you.
00:04:49.000 People are like, oh, he beat me up.
00:04:51.000 Oh, he fucked my girlfriend.
00:04:53.000 Oh, you know.
00:04:54.000 Shit happens.
00:04:54.000 You need a lawyer.
00:04:55.000 So now I'm giving like 100 grand a month to wait for a lawyer.
00:04:57.000 So I think you get different kinds of problems when you get money.
00:05:00.000 Not necessarily more, just different kinds.
00:05:02.000 But I can definitely pay the phone bill.
00:05:05.000 And I'm a G. Stream courses.
00:05:07.000 Enough questions.
00:05:07.000 Let's move.
00:05:08.000 Oh, man, this is so cold.
00:05:09.000 Why are we here?
00:05:11.000 Thailand.
00:05:12.000 We're cool guys.
00:05:13.000 Hi there.
00:05:15.000 But you keep on singing in train hour, right?
00:05:20.000 Yeah, we both do.
00:05:20.000 Everywhere, all over the world.
00:05:21.000 Bloody Bopar.
00:05:22.000 You make Japan?
00:05:23.000 Yeah, I've been in China.
00:05:24.000 Yeah, I know, I'm Chinese, I'm Chinese, I'm Chinese.
00:05:27.000 Yeah, yeah, we're both kickboxers.
00:05:28.000 We're bothers, actually.
00:05:29.000 You have done it.
00:05:30.000 But you make the day, day, day, day.
00:05:31.000 You don't like wipes.
00:05:34.000 If you're not boozing, you're losing.
00:05:39.000 Boozing.
00:05:40.000 I pay you, Stephen.
00:05:42.000 It's okay.
00:05:43.000 No, no, thank you.
00:05:44.000 What do you think of this man?
00:05:46.000 He looks amazing.
00:05:47.000 He looks amazing.
00:05:47.000 Thank you.
00:05:50.000 But what did he like?
00:05:51.000 Do you think I'm a good person or a bad person?
00:05:56.000 I don't know, I didn't know you yet.
00:05:59.000 Do you like my earphones?
00:06:01.000 Yeah, thank you.
00:06:02.000 Made from China as well.
00:06:04.000 Made from China like me.
00:06:06.000 I've only been to China once.
00:06:08.000 And it was shit.
00:06:09.000 One time, two time, will you tell him it's like who?
00:06:12.000 One time, two time, will you tell him it's like who?