Tate Speech - April 28, 2017


S2 E12 Tate's with people

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S2 E11 - Tourettes & YOUR MUM! S2 E13 - Korea Kosher

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

170.03

Word count

1,023

Sentence count

150

Harmful content

Toxicity

5

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:00:14.000 That's great.
00:00:15.000 You eat all you choose.
00:00:16.000 Alright.
00:00:16.000 You eat all you choose.
00:00:20.000 What do you want?
00:00:20.000 Thumb more.
00:00:21.000 For what?
00:00:22.000 You win for free.
00:00:23.000 No money.
00:00:24.000 I win the bar.
00:00:25.000 What?
00:00:25.000 100 baht?
00:00:26.000 Yeah.
00:00:27.000 What's your name?
00:00:27.000 My name is Bruce Lee.
00:00:29.000 Bruce Lee is your name?
00:00:30.000 Yeah. 0.70
00:00:31.000 Give me one kick.
00:00:32.000 Your name is Bruce Lee, yes?
00:00:33.000 Yeah.
00:00:35.000 1,000.
00:00:36.000 1,000 baht.
00:00:36.000 For you.
00:00:37.000 Thank you.
00:00:39.000 Because you're Bruce Lee.
00:00:41.000 Because you're Bruce Lee.
00:00:43.000 Hey man, look.
00:00:44.000 Work hard, stay in school, drink hard.
00:00:46.000 Yeah.
00:00:47.000 What day you make it?
00:00:49.000 One day you'll make a one day you'll make a how much you bet?
00:00:55.000 A little bit fat, a little bit fat. 1.00
00:00:57.000 What, Yo, I'll kill Bruce Lee. 1.00
00:01:01.000 I'll kill Bruce Lee right now. 1.00
00:01:03.000 Hey, Bruce Lee, tell. 1.00
00:01:04.000 No, no.
00:01:04.000 You, good luck in your future, in everything you do.
00:01:08.000 Make some money. 1.00
00:01:09.000 Keep a man. 1.00
00:01:10.000 You can do it.
00:01:11.000 See you later, brother.
00:01:14.000 I win.
00:01:15.000 Oh, Bruce Lee, I win.
00:01:16.000 He beat me. 0.63
00:01:17.000 I beat Alma Sue.
00:01:18.000 You're meeting me?
00:01:19.000 Yeah.
00:01:20.000 In school, stay in school.
00:01:21.000 Hello, man.
00:01:22.000 How are you doing?
00:01:23.000 Good, man.
00:01:24.000 How are you?
00:01:25.000 Bloody fantastic.
00:01:26.000 You're a good man, Dave.
00:01:28.000 I try to be.
00:01:29.000 Kosamoy will not be the same without you. 0.99
00:01:31.000 Carry on.
00:01:32.000 So the safe offers have checked in.
00:01:34.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 To yours?
00:01:36.000 We know.
00:01:36.000 What was your first impressions of the safe?
00:01:39.000 My first impression was after I saw some YouTube videos, I thought I was going to get my head broken in.
00:01:45.000 And I was really kind of like, I wasn't sure, like, is this the way I want to die?
00:01:49.000 Is this the way to go?
00:01:51.000 Seriously, I was really, you know, when you see this stuff, because like these Muay Thai, MMA guys, you don't know what's going to happen.
00:01:57.000 Like, blood doesn't just start dripping out.
00:02:00.000 It starts squirting out, like out of arteries.
00:02:02.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:02:03.000 It's really sick.
00:02:04.000 But then I realized, no, dude, these are fun, loving guys.
00:02:07.000 Like, if you're not in the match inside of an octagon or a ring, they're great people.
00:02:12.000 And then I was like, I was like throwing, then I let my guard down.
00:02:15.000 I'm like, let's hang out.
00:02:16.000 Maybe, you know, talk about life and maybe some things in common.
00:02:20.000 And then I realized, Andrew is a cool guy.
00:02:24.000 Andrew is, he's the guy, they always say it's the quiet ones you got to watch, you know?
00:02:32.000 But Andrew, I thought that, but then I realized he's the coolest guy.
00:02:36.000 He's a fun-loving guy.
00:02:37.000 Tristan, he, I always call him the closer.
00:02:40.000 Tristan's a closer.
00:02:41.000 He goes out, you know, he talks to people.
00:02:45.000 He lets you know exactly what's on his mind, you know?
00:02:48.000 So anyways, long story short, I told you a little bit about the two.
00:02:52.000 Okay, this is improv, no scripted.
00:02:55.000 This is not fake news.
00:02:57.000 This is not, you know, no teleprompters here.
00:03:00.000 This is me talking to you, talking to you, David, and everybody, whoever's watching the vlog.
00:03:05.000 You know, listen, great guys, they're really awesome.
00:03:10.000 And if you ever get a chance, ask Tristan about how he can flip over fences.
00:03:20.000 I'm gonna leave it at that.
00:03:21.000 Is the frog, you know, it's true.
00:03:24.000 You don't worry about the snakes.
00:03:25.000 Spiders, anything, you know, it's the frog.
00:03:30.000 That's what they say, you know.
00:03:31.000 Chang O'clock, Chang O'clock, fellas.
00:03:33.000 Chang O'clock, Chang O'clock, it's my little name.
00:03:36.000 So, anyway, how are you feeling?
00:03:37.000 I'm very good.
00:03:38.000 My knee is grazed, actually.
00:03:40.000 You can see my hand is grazed because I did the worst thing in the world yesterday.
00:03:44.000 What I actually did, Dave, is broke his wrist.
00:03:46.000 Yeah, yeah, no, I almost broke my wrist.
00:03:48.000 Yeah, no, you're right.
00:03:49.000 What I did was I came home, I wasn't even that hammered.
00:03:53.000 I jumped over the wall, tripped on a palm tree like a legend, and I broke the spine.
00:03:59.000 Spirit temple, the spirit statue, which is very meaningful for anyone with any kind of belief, especially the ties.
00:04:05.000 I fell to the ground and shattered the statue, and I'm mortified.
00:04:11.000 Luckily, the lady of the house knows I'm a stand up guy, I'm a solid guy.
00:04:17.000 I paid her for the repairs again.
00:04:19.000 I'm a stand up guy, but I'll fall down.
00:04:21.000 And once again, I do apologize, I really do.
00:04:24.000 Donna, how did you see the events?
00:04:27.000 Well, I was devastated.
00:04:29.000 Absolutely devastated because I thought that the spirits left us.
00:04:32.000 But didn't you become spiritually enlightened today?
00:04:36.000 Didn't you become, when you met, you know, but just I wanted to talk to Tristan and I wanted to make sure.
00:04:43.000 That we are on the same page, honestly.
00:04:48.000 Because, you know, I saw you crawling from the accident place and I really wore it so bad.
00:04:57.000 So, so.
00:04:57.000 Because you were crawling.
00:04:59.000 I will say, I will say, I didn't try.
00:05:01.000 Next morning you were like, did you break the.
00:05:02.000 Yes, it was me.
00:05:04.000 How much do I owe you?
00:05:04.000 I broke it.
00:05:05.000 You know, I'm a stand up guy.
00:05:07.000 That's who I am.
00:05:07.000 You know, I'm not a good guy, but I'm an honest guy.
00:05:10.000 So hopefully.
00:05:12.000 I told her, I said, listen, if it was Tristan, if it was Andrew, if it was David, I said, I know they're stand up guys.
00:05:19.000 If it happened, they're going to say it.
00:05:20.000 Don't worry about it.
00:05:22.000 It is what it is.
00:05:22.000 No, but I said, We'll take care of our own.
00:05:24.000 Because I, honestly, I saw that he did not have a curly head.
00:05:35.000 Yeah, no, it was outside, you know, for the statue broke.
00:05:39.000 I was like, ah, yeah.
00:05:40.000 I walked outside.
00:05:41.000 Yeah, it was me.
00:05:41.000 How much do I owe you?
00:05:42.000 You know, I mean, come on.
00:05:43.000 But you've got a new statue now.
00:05:45.000 Is that correct?
00:05:46.000 Yes, I do.
00:05:47.000 Actually, I do have a very nice one.
00:05:50.000 It is.
00:05:51.000 It's not as good as the one we had, but I'm very happy that I have something new.
00:05:56.000 And, you know, with hopefully great, fantastic spirits.
00:06:01.000 That's great.