Tate Speech - May 01, 2017


S2 E13 - Korea Kosher

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Tate Harry Ramsey Trump Andy
S2 E12 Tate's with people S2 E14 European Driving Laws

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

99.8

Word count

998

Sentence count

107


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Welcome back to the most expensive and offensive thing on the internet.
00:00:04.000 This is a Thai massage.
00:00:05.000 And it is the absolute tits.
00:00:09.000 Fantastic.
00:00:13.000 Travel blog number two.
00:00:14.000 Things you should know about Thailand.
00:00:18.000 Coffee comes in a bag.
00:00:19.000 So, for the busy man.
00:00:22.000 The scooter is the official vehicle of the Land of the Smiles.
00:00:30.000 You know, you see couples, couples with babies, couples and a goat, it's whole families.
00:00:35.000 Also my vehicle.
00:00:36.000 One of the people.
00:00:37.000 Electricity is an issue.
00:00:39.000 Not exactly health and safety approved.
00:00:40.000 That cannot be safe.
00:00:42.000 I know an electrician who leads work like this actually.
00:00:48.000 A guy by the name of Harry Ramsey.
00:00:53.000 Obviously he's got his qualification in Thailand.
00:01:00.000 Yep, that's his work.
00:01:01.000 That is definitely his work.
00:01:26.000 Bloody good massage.
00:01:31.000 Yeah, this one's going to shock him.
00:01:33.000 Turns out there's blokes out here.
00:01:36.000 Alright, pretended to be women.
00:01:41.000 So, bloody good looking ones as well.
00:01:44.000 Let me tell you, not homosexual but these lads are starting to make me think.
00:01:49.000 Dark bread.
00:02:02.000 Probably best getting it in this original places like Spain or Sweden.
00:02:08.000 Not bad.
00:02:11.000 Not a bad effort.
00:02:14.000 Tears from Thailand.
00:02:17.000 Only in places where they have hinds.
00:02:21.000 Today we're going to discuss some world issues with Mr. Andy T himself, the Cobra.
00:02:30.000 Dave Tate.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, so North Korea.
00:02:34.000 Nuclear.
00:02:35.000 Should we be worried?
00:02:37.000 I think the war is going to happen sooner or later anyway.
00:02:39.000 I think North Korea has defied international sanctions repeatedly.
00:02:43.000 They made it very, very clear they don't care about international sanctions.
00:02:45.000 How can you sanction a country that has very little connection or correlation with the outside world anyway?
00:02:51.000 What is a sanction?
00:02:52.000 A sanction is just cutting off trade, cutting off banking, but they don't trade or bank with any other countries in any place.
00:02:57.000 So they're only allies.
00:03:00.000 China doesn't want the regime to fall because it doesn't want the American military on their doorstep because South Korea is extremely militarized.
00:03:05.000 But it looks like the war is going to happen sooner or later.
00:03:07.000 it's better for Trump to strike now before they actually have long-range nukes.
00:03:11.000 I think Trump would be doing the right thing by starting the war now, kicking their asses, getting it over with, before they actually have the capability to strike with mainland America.
00:03:18.000 The only country that's going to suffer is South Korea.
00:03:20.000 South Korea's going to get fucked up bad.
00:03:21.000 But mainland America won't be damaged.
00:03:23.000 Otherwise, what?
00:03:24.000 You keep sanctioning on them, you keep trying to negotiate with them, and you wait until they have long-range nuclear weapons, and then what?
00:03:33.000 No choice.
00:03:34.000 Go fight.
00:03:36.000 Cooking up dope in the crock pot We came from nothing to something nigga I don't try nobody, grit the trigger Call up the gang and they come and get gang Cry me a river, give you a tissue Bad and bullshit bad Cooking up dope with a oozy My niggas are savage, ruthless We got thudders and hunter rounds too My bitch is bad and bullshit bad Cooking up dope with a oozy My niggas are savage,
00:04:00.000 ruthless We got thudders and hunter rounds too All set Wreckage on records, got backers on backers Fly boutique.
00:04:11.000 Fly, feel unique.
00:04:13.000 Certainly do, as I'm eating my kosher meal.
00:05:01.000 At this point, I realized the real Jew sitting in front of me, the real Jewish man, had taken off his skullcap and was tucking into a delicious normal meal.
00:06:44.000 So, fuelled with water and water alone, we entered Bangkok.
00:06:51.000 You can see, long live the king, Leicester footballer.
00:06:56.000 Ooh.
00:06:58.000 That means I have to change literally all of my presents that I bought for the family.
00:07:17.000 Old radio.
00:07:20.000 I like it personally.
00:07:22.000 Andrew refused to stay in here because of this.
00:07:28.000 Instead, he's gone somewhere a bit more upmarket.
00:07:30.000 I quite like this.
00:07:38.000 If those sheets could speak, that's absolutely nothing.
00:07:49.000 Yeah, I don't know how I feel about going back to England.
00:07:55.000 To be honest, I've had a great time.
00:07:58.000 Go karting, pool, bit of that.
00:08:05.000 You know, at first I was, you know. A bit sceptical.
00:08:11.000 Didn't get the jabs or anything.
00:08:13.000 They wouldn't allow the jabs, they wouldn't cover the jabs.
00:08:16.000 And it was all last minute.
00:08:17.000 So, you know, I thought I was going to be strung down with the fever, but I managed to survive.
00:08:23.000 Mound up somewhat.
00:08:27.000 A few cultural differences.
00:08:30.000 We've touched upon the Kit Kats before, green tea Kit Kats.
00:08:33.000 McDonald's is different.
00:08:34.000 They serve a lot more chicken.
00:08:36.000 There you go.
00:08:42.000 I didn't order just because I've been there, done it, got the costume.
00:08:47.000 It's first class anyway.
00:08:49.000 Find out one day Dave, you're in a lorry.
00:08:52.000 Maybe.
00:08:53.000 My flight was absolutely an ordeal.
00:08:54.000 Oh really, that's a shame.
00:08:56.000 I feel really bad.
00:08:57.000 I'll have to buy you first class next time, aren't I?
00:08:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:59.000 I could find your economy from Bangkok to the other side of the world.
00:09:02.000 I'll have to make sure I definitely buy you a first class next time.
00:09:05.000 It would be much appreciated.
00:09:08.000 Honestly, screaming child.
00:09:10.000 Why do people take babies on airplanes?
00:09:13.000 I have no memory of it and it's just traumatic for them.
00:09:16.000 It's true.
00:09:17.000 I actually agree with you.
00:09:18.000 If you take a kid to Thailand, so kids are ungrateful little shits.
00:09:22.000 They'll be happy in England with an ice cream, they'll be happy in Thailand with an ice cream.
00:09:34.000 My friend's the other side of the fucking world is stupid.
00:09:38.000 Dump him with your fucking grandparents, send him the fuck off.
00:09:42.000 You can go Thailand with his own motherfucking dang problems.
00:09:46.000 I'm young and rich and plus I'm bougie.
00:09:47.000 I'm not stupid, so I keep the oozy.
00:09:49.000 Rackets on records, got back ass on back ass, so my money making my back.
00:09:52.000 You niggas got a low act rate.
00:09:55.000 We from the north, yeah, that way.
00:09:56.000 That could be blunt in the ashtray.
00:09:58.000 Two bitches, this national smashdown.