Tate Speech - May 03, 2017


S2 E14 European Driving Laws

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Marine Le Pen Via Europe Surrender Waterloo Martin Cribs Euro Dave
S2 E13 - Korea Kosher S2 E15 Road Trip Part 1

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

149.76

Word count

629

Sentence count

88


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 Make progress.
00:00:10.000 Saving the world today from busy.
00:00:13.000 Gotcha.
00:00:14.000 What are you doing today?
00:00:21.000 Look in the Euro tunnel.
00:00:24.000 Nice.
00:00:27.000 Lots of rules to consider when going through Europe.
00:00:33.000 Lots and lots of rules.
00:00:36.000 I'll look them up now.
00:00:38.000 Okay, guys, actually quite a lot of compulsory stuff to consider when going to Europe.
00:00:43.000 Driving license tick.
00:00:47.000 You got my driver's license, yes.
00:00:50.000 Good motor vehicle insurance.
00:00:54.000 Yeah, GB sticker for the car.
00:01:00.000 I'm not fucking up my amazing car with a fucking GB sticker, it's got a British number plate on it.
00:01:06.000 It says you may be fined if not.
00:01:08.000 Find how much?
00:01:09.000 Probably about 50 euro.
00:01:11.000 That's more devastating.
00:01:13.000 Next.
00:01:15.000 Alright, okay.
00:01:16.000 A warning triangle must be kept in the boot at all times.
00:01:19.000 My boot can't fit anything else in it.
00:01:22.000 Have you seen a Lamborghini boot?
00:01:26.000 It'll happen.
00:01:26.000 Warning.
00:01:27.000 Awesome specimen of man coming through.
00:01:29.000 Next.
00:01:30.000 Reflective jackets.
00:01:31.000 We must take some reflective jackets.
00:01:33.000 Why?
00:01:35.000 Just in case we have to get out of the car at night.
00:01:37.000 No one misses these guns.
00:01:39.000 Not bringing one of them either.
00:01:42.000 Listen, who came up with these little rules?
00:01:44.000 The fucking French.
00:01:45.000 I bet it's all French bullshit.
00:01:46.000 You must have a reflective jacket.
00:01:49.000 Why?
00:01:50.000 Listen, I've been to France four times to fight.
00:01:52.000 I've got so many times I've won.
00:01:53.000 Four.
00:01:55.000 Fuck them.
00:01:55.000 I've beaten their best fighters in the world.
00:01:56.000 What are they going to do about it?
00:01:57.000 Charge me fucking 50 euros.
00:01:58.000 I don't give a shit.
00:01:59.000 Can't wait till Marine Le Pen takes over and heard Trump start World War III.
00:02:05.000 Tell them until Le Pen is the leader of France, I don't respect their laws.
00:02:09.000 What are they going to do?
00:02:10.000 Surrender at us?
00:02:11.000 Send them a letter.
00:02:13.000 Alright.
00:02:15.000 I take it we won't be taking a first aid kit either?
00:02:17.000 Absolutely not, under no circumstances.
00:02:19.000 If anything bad happens to you and you require first aid, Dave, you're basically dead.
00:02:24.000 Survived Thailand, despite many a mosquito bite, which I've yet to get checked out, by the way.
00:02:29.000 So, if we do swing by hospital, maybe it's worth.
00:02:33.000 No.
00:02:34.000 Okay, well, we need a fire extinguisher.
00:02:38.000 No, no, we don't.
00:02:39.000 Okay, daylight headlights passing lights?
00:02:42.000 Not really sure what that means.
00:02:43.000 That means, because I know these fuckers, because our cars are.
00:02:47.000 Right hand drive and their cars are left hand drive.
00:02:49.000 They want us to put stickers on our lights so that at night the lights don't get in other people's eyes.
00:02:54.000 Makes sense.
00:02:54.000 Little French eyes.
00:02:55.000 Keep going.
00:02:56.000 The little French eyes.
00:02:57.000 Fuck them.
00:02:58.000 They eat so many onions, their eyes should be basically bulletproof.
00:03:03.000 I'm not changing over the lights of my beautiful Lamborghini or my British Aston Martin for these fucking frog bastards.
00:03:10.000 I'm just going to drive through the country breaking the speed limit with none of the compulsory items.
00:03:15.000 That's my intention.
00:03:17.000 Very well.
00:03:18.000 Worked at Waterloo.
00:03:20.000 Final one, quite important, breathalyzer.
00:03:22.000 Single-use breathalyzer.
00:03:24.000 No way.
00:03:26.000 Not when am I going to not have a breathalyzer, I'm going to guarantee be drunk.
00:03:30.000 Tristan, beers.
00:03:32.000 Beer only.
00:03:33.000 I'm not giving the police a tool to incriminate me with.
00:03:37.000 Yeah, if you want to find me guilty, do it yourself.
00:03:39.000 Bring me a breathalyzer.
00:03:40.000 I'm going to do it myself and prove to you I'm drunk.
00:03:44.000 This is going to be fun.
00:03:46.000 This is going to be fun.
00:03:48.000 Slightly dangerous, but europe.
00:03:51.000 Road trip.
00:03:53.000 Aren't you done like filming us now?
00:03:57.000 Now you're back in England.
00:03:58.000 Why is he still with us?
00:04:00.000 We're supposed to do a Cribs episode.
00:04:01.000 That's the whole reason he got here in the first place.
00:04:03.000 Fuck, bro.
00:04:04.000 Looking forward to seeing the new manor.
00:04:08.000 Via Europe.
00:04:09.000 Lads on tour.
00:04:12.000 It's finally happening.