Tate Speech - May 05, 2017


S2 E15 Road Trip Part 1

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Aston Martin Luton Tina Turner Brexit Snow Bond Ting
S2 E14 European Driving Laws S2 E16 - Genuine Meat Power

Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

125.25

Word count

1,908

Sentence count

243


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 One of these kids ain't.
00:00:02.000 Rev, rev, rev. It's like, fuck off, mate.
00:00:06.000 You don't pay the fucking petrol bill.
00:00:08.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:00:09.000 It's like, what the fuck would I rev for you?
00:00:12.000 You've got a fit sister who's 16, maybe.
00:00:15.000 But you're just a little douchebag.
00:00:18.000 Like, I'm still shit.
00:00:21.000 Right!
00:00:21.000 We're on the road.
00:00:23.000 I feel very unprepared.
00:00:25.000 Like, I know I've forgotten at least 10 to 15 important items.
00:00:30.000 Toothbrush?
00:00:30.000 No, I don't have a toothbrush.
00:00:32.000 But I do have a walkie-talkie.
00:00:33.000 I'm interested in what walkie-talkie is.
00:00:35.000 We did not buy high vis vests, we did not buy triangles, we did not buy one time breathalyzers, we did not change our headlights over.
00:00:41.000 The French can fuck off.
00:00:42.000 But I did buy a walkie talkie.
00:00:45.000 Aha.
00:00:46.000 Dave's a worm.
00:00:48.000 So we can cooperate and coordinate over very important facts, such as that one.
00:00:56.000 I've got phone chargers, I've got a phone, I've got a debit card with tons of money.
00:01:01.000 So I think our first destination is Folkestone, because that's where the European Union is.
00:01:06.000 Not a lovely place.
00:01:07.000 I don't know, is it?
00:01:08.000 Let me put it.
00:01:09.000 That's in.
00:01:10.000 So, we're going to try and get to Munich tonight.
00:01:16.000 No, tomorrow morning.
00:01:17.000 It'll be Munich.
00:01:18.000 We'll get to Munich in the morning.
00:01:20.000 We'll try and get to Munich, Germany.
00:01:21.000 Yeah.
00:01:22.000 Nice.
00:01:23.000 Because Tristan says he knows people in Munich.
00:01:25.000 So, we're going to go to Munich and then we have a little itinerary of important things to do.
00:01:31.000 Nice.
00:01:31.000 Some cultural highlights, I imagine.
00:01:33.000 Some cultural highlights, correct.
00:01:34.000 Because I was supposed to, any of our hardcore fans, precisely zero, who watched the first series, they'd know that I was supposed to take my Aston abroad.
00:01:44.000 At the beginning of the first series, I need to get to Romania pronto.
00:01:51.000 Slick tires in the wet, in the snow, and I just fucking trust my driving ability to not kill us.
00:01:59.000 That's the option.
00:02:00.000 But either way, I need to leave Friday.
00:02:01.000 So we're either going to go in a car that's ready for the drive or not ready for the drive.
00:02:04.000 But we're going one way or another.
00:02:06.000 So we'll just see what happens.
00:02:08.000 And I couldn't because of snow.
00:02:09.000 And then we bought the beast.
00:02:10.000 And we lost 700 quid in two hours.
00:02:11.000 And then it all went wrong.
00:02:12.000 If we had the exit tier.
00:02:14.000 From Bookerest, we could teleport it.
00:02:15.000 Would you be comfortable to make the drive?
00:02:16.000 If we had a second car, I'd be a lot more likely to do it, yeah, but I still think we're not going to be able to make it.
00:02:21.000 But I'd be a lot more likely, yeah, if we had a second car at least.
00:02:24.000 We'd have a car capable of driving the same.
00:02:26.000 I'll handle it.
00:02:27.000 I'll handle it.
00:02:29.000 Luton's my city.
00:02:31.000 Luton's not your city.
00:02:32.000 It is.
00:02:33.000 I'll handle it.
00:02:35.000 Back layer.
00:02:36.000 Dave.
00:02:36.000 Keep him company.
00:02:42.000 Have a second, Dave.
00:02:45.000 This is nice, isn't it?
00:02:48.000 I am brrrr.
00:02:50.000 Original and best.
00:02:54.000 Fuck Christmas.
00:02:57.000 The most wonderful time of year.
00:03:00.000 Only comes once a year.
00:03:02.000 Happiness.
00:03:05.000 Snow.
00:03:06.000 Snow is the problem with my entire life right now, snow.
00:03:13.000 Fuck snow.
00:03:14.000 I'm getting charged 200 quid a day storage in fucking Romania.
00:03:19.000 I plug it over there and I pull my snow.
00:03:21.000 So fuck snow.
00:03:22.000 What do you mean it's mine?
00:03:25.000 I've got the V5 in here.
00:03:26.000 I haven't filled it out yet, but I can put in my name if you like.
00:03:30.000 So you just bought this?
00:03:32.000 Yeah.
00:03:34.000 How much was it?
00:03:35.000 Less than the 10 grand that your wheels would have cost.
00:03:38.000 Money saved?
00:03:39.000 No.
00:03:41.000 Take it back?
00:03:41.000 No.
00:03:43.000 Legit.
00:03:43.000 I can't take it back.
00:03:44.000 I literally think I bought it from the dealership.
00:03:46.000 It's secondhand.
00:03:46.000 I'm going to go there.
00:03:47.000 He's going to tell me to get lost.
00:03:48.000 He's got my money now.
00:03:49.000 Your money.
00:03:53.000 Romania, here we come.
00:03:57.000 Car's going back.
00:03:58.000 I think he's mad.
00:03:59.000 I think we're down about 700 pounds because the guy knows we're in no position to haggle so he said I'll take it back but that much less than I paid for.
00:04:08.000 Oh well that's one night out of the world I've been after.
00:04:13.000 No ice cream, no dessert, no lunch.
00:04:17.000 Some of these Range Rovers are pretty nice.
00:04:18.000 I was tempted to pick one of these up but I was using Andrew's card he would have been furious.
00:04:25.000 Plus I've got the X6 which is nicer so.
00:04:30.000 Death of the Beast.
00:04:35.000 Love you, love the beast.
00:04:36.000 So now instead of the beast, we've got a Lamborghini because this is what happens when you make as much money as me.
00:04:40.000 It's just like, oops, it's been two months, oops, I had an extra quarter of a million, oops, I bought a car.
00:04:44.000 So now we're trying to get both cars to Romania without dying.
00:04:51.000 That's the general intention.
00:04:55.000 Sounds feasible.
00:04:56.000 I wouldn't overestimate our abilities now, Dave.
00:05:03.000 So there's a Brexit going on.
00:05:04.000 We are leaving England and going into Europe.
00:05:08.000 We're doing the opposite of Brexit.
00:05:10.000 We're doing the opposite of Brexit.
00:05:11.000 If we were in the Aston Martin, I'd mention how we're in a British car, blah, blah, blah, but we're in an Italian car.
00:05:16.000 So, really, we're not representing the UK in any way, shape, or form.
00:05:21.000 But what is there really to represent?
00:05:23.000 I mean, when I first came to England from America, I was expecting like little posh people in like suits and correctly spoken English, and it's just fucking pricks.
00:05:37.000 Isn't it really?
00:05:38.000 I mean, English people are just dickheads.
00:05:40.000 No disrespect.
00:05:40.000 But you're all fucking morons.
00:05:43.000 Like, Americans are stupid, but at least Americans are nice and stupid.
00:05:47.000 Americans will sit there and go, oh my god, you're from England.
00:05:50.000 That's amazing.
00:05:50.000 And they're stupid, but at least they're impressed by the fact you're from another country.
00:05:53.000 Like, when you're American in England, they're just, fuck off then.
00:05:57.000 Leave, you can't.
00:05:58.000 I'll stab you.
00:05:59.000 Like, they're just twats.
00:06:00.000 The English people are the worst, least friendly.
00:06:03.000 That's why at the Eurovision, no one votes for us.
00:06:06.000 If you disagree with me for five seconds, let's use a sample test.
00:06:10.000 The Eurovision.
00:06:11.000 Song contest, nobody votes for England, everyone just thinks, fuck England, very true.
00:06:16.000 So, I'm obviously correct, it's actually one of my areas of expertise.
00:06:19.000 Uh, Eurovision, love it, absolutely love it.
00:06:22.000 And we have not won in many a year by many a year, of course, I mean 20 years.
00:06:26.000 Our last winner was Katrina and the Waves, and who could forget this one, Love Shine a Light, absolute classic.
00:06:51.000 How can you be an expert on fucking Eurovision?
00:06:53.000 Yeah, it's just good pop music.
00:06:56.000 We'll never win.
00:06:57.000 See?
00:06:57.000 Walkie talkie, stopping for petrol.
00:06:59.000 You're lovely.
00:06:59.000 Shit.
00:07:02.000 Ooh, I might get myself a nice bag of Monster Munch.
00:07:06.000 If you spill a single crumb in this car, you're hitchhiking.
00:07:10.000 To Romania.
00:07:11.000 Because you still have to make my fucking Cribs episode, which is the only reason you're coming.
00:07:15.000 Because I paid you your £220.
00:07:17.000 You did, yeah.
00:07:17.000 It's kind of gone.
00:07:18.000 So, do you reckon you could save us the money for the Monster Munch?
00:07:32.000 You have one crumb in my car, Dave, and leave you here.
00:07:38.000 I've got 14 hours to get to Munich.
00:07:41.000 This car is going to be uncomfortable enough as it is.
00:07:43.000 I don't want any fucking mess in my car.
00:07:45.000 I don't want to listen to you eating monster munch the entire way.
00:07:52.000 Definitely the best Christmas we've got.
00:08:01.000 All jokes aside, I have the utmost respect for people who want to be police officers, but I think if you're a police officer, You're supposed to serve the community.
00:08:08.000 Now, if I'm driving a Lamborghini down the road at the speed limit, you're going to pull me over.
00:08:13.000 Why?
00:08:14.000 Not because you think I'm doing something wrong, but because you want to find something I've done wrong because you're jealous of the fact that I have a nice fucking car.
00:08:21.000 That's not being a policeman, that's being a cop.
00:08:26.000 Now we're cruising.
00:08:28.000 Bond fiends, Aston.
00:08:30.000 You're my Bond girl, babe.
00:08:35.000 Come, come, Mr. Bond.
00:08:37.000 Don't come.
00:08:38.000 Yeah.
00:08:39.000 Don't say that again.
00:08:40.000 Nah, it's dumb.
00:08:41.000 Feel the shadow on the wind, I feel his breath.
00:08:48.000 Golden night, I found his weakness.
00:09:02.000 But a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees.
00:09:12.000 from the shadows as a child.
00:09:17.000 You'll never know how it feels to be the one who's left behind.
00:09:31.000 The tears, the tears I've had I would fuck Tina Turner so hard because she was sitting at that.
00:09:52.000 How old is she now?
00:09:53.000 80.
00:09:53.000 Don't care.
00:09:54.000 As soon as she's dead, I can still do it.
00:09:57.000 She can still hit the note.
00:09:58.000 Full road safety kit? No.
00:10:01.000 Morning triangle? No.
00:10:03.000 Spare bolt kit?
00:10:04.000 Unlikely.
00:10:05.000 Beam adapters? No.
00:10:06.000 Ivy's vest? No.
00:10:09.000 GB plates? No.
00:10:12.000 Alco testers? No.
00:10:17.000 We may have one of those.
00:10:22.000 Triangle, spare bulb kit, beam adapters, high vis vest, GB plates, algo testers.
00:10:31.000 Nah, fuck them, arrest me.
00:10:54.000 Ads on tour.
00:11:01.000 Good life, innit?
00:11:03.000 Do you have your safety triangle, Dave?
00:11:05.000 I do, actually.
00:11:07.000 Catching the train.
00:11:09.000 First class, second class.
00:11:11.000 Aston Martin class.
00:11:12.000 That's how.
00:11:19.000 I'm going to go ahead and get a couple of things.
00:11:48.000 Euro Tunnel.
00:11:50.000 Underground and Ting.
00:11:52.000 I'm now the new official cameraman.
00:11:57.000 The Hateful Tate series.
00:12:04.000 Dave, can you do me a favour, mate?
00:12:10.000 Yeah, can you just quickly say redundant for me?
00:12:16.000 Redundant?
00:12:18.000 Correct.
00:12:18.000 You are now redundant, yeah.
00:12:20.000 You're obviously no longer needed.
00:12:22.000 Because I can film, can't I?
00:12:24.000 Well, you're doing a cracking job, yeah.
00:12:26.000 But the trouble is, we're actually going to France.
00:12:28.000 So if I make redundant now, I'm kind of stuck in France.
00:12:34.000 Alright, I'll let you.
00:12:36.000 Do you speak French?
00:12:37.000 Because obviously there's like.
00:12:39.000 Oui.
00:12:40.000 Pretty well, actually.
00:12:41.000 You can take up with French work, employment, law.
00:12:45.000 Good luck.
00:12:46.000 After being threatened with redundancy and the prospect of staying in France, I had to get out of the car and prove my worth.
00:12:53.000 So I started shooting this.
00:12:55.000 Yeah, that was nice.
00:12:58.000 Then the Tates made a friend, a man in an orange shirt and cap.
00:13:01.000 He also had a car, so they were talking about cars and wheels and turbos and stuff.
00:13:06.000 Typical lads.
00:13:08.000 Keep yourself hydrated.
00:13:10.000 Yeah, every time I think I have enough of this, I seem to end up with more.
00:13:17.000 I bloody love some.
00:13:18.000 Any?
00:13:21.000 Any at all?
00:13:24.000 Come here.
00:13:24.000 Okay.
00:13:30.000 Despite the mass of turbos and horse turbo power, the boys had to tow their cars out comically slow from the Eurotunnel.
00:13:50.000 France is freezing!
00:13:56.000 Leave it to France!
00:13:59.000 Oh, whatever Dave.
00:14:01.000 France is shit.
00:14:01.000 I don't know.
00:14:03.000 Good bread.
00:14:04.000 Do I look like I'm in the mood for bread?
00:14:08.000 Nah, does make me very tired, white bread.
00:14:17.000 Can you hear me?
00:14:20.000 I'm the car behind you.
00:14:23.000 Stay there.
00:14:43.000 Can we take our first sip of booze?
00:14:44.000 Okay, I'm tired.
00:14:44.000 We've been drinking for two hours.
00:14:46.000 We've been drinking for way too long.
00:14:48.000 So drinking is finished.
00:14:49.000 No.
00:14:49.000 We've finished our 20 drinks.
00:14:50.000 Absolutely.
00:14:51.000 I can't stop booze.
00:14:52.000 We're boosing.
00:14:53.000 Finally, I mean, I've been driving all my adult life.
00:15:00.000 Now we're cruising.
00:15:01.000 Let me tell you something.
00:15:03.000 We're done drinking here.
00:15:04.000 We started losing.
00:15:05.000 Now we're hurting.
00:15:07.000 Now we're fucking boozing.
00:15:12.000 Finally, we're cruising.