Tate Speech - May 08, 2017


S2 E16 - Genuine Meat Power

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Snoop Dogg Alpha Taste Dave Donald Trump Andy T. Peel
S2 E15 Road Trip Part 1 S2 E17 - ROAD TRIP PART 3 - Parenting

Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

118.23

Word count

1,600

Sentence count

186


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Lads on tour, M&M's on tour.
00:00:02.000 This is Belgium service station.
00:00:07.000 Look at the M&M's.
00:00:11.000 Andrew was happy to be rid of France.
00:00:13.000 So we made it through France.
00:00:15.000 Did not get stopped.
00:00:16.000 Made it through France.
00:00:17.000 Without a high-vis jacket, without a breathalyzer, without a fucking triangle, without any of their shit.
00:00:24.000 Fuck them.
00:00:25.000 Now we're in Belgium.
00:00:28.000 Which is basically shit France.
00:00:31.000 Nevertheless, French.
00:00:33.000 Consuming a meat product.
00:00:35.000 Vegetarians are aware that the key to driving across continents is supercharged to consume dead animals.
00:00:43.000 I'm going to eat as many sausages as possible.
00:00:47.000 Make sure I'm constantly supercharged.
00:00:50.000 Genuine meat power.
00:01:02.000 How can I fall asleep or crash when I've got dead animals to eat?
00:01:08.000 Their souls invigorate me.
00:01:14.000 Aim is to get to Munich by sunrise.
00:01:17.000 If you'd been tearing through France, tearing through Belgium, tearing through most of Germany by sunrise, I would have been about 30 to 35 hours without sleep.
00:01:32.000 Which means I can take a two-hour nap, which is more than enough for a man of my caliber.
00:01:40.000 Get fucking pissed like champions.
00:01:43.000 Eat more meat, consume more dead animals for power, and push forward Austria, Hungary, Romania.
00:01:51.000 That's the plan.
00:01:52.000 Don't need sleep, just need dead pigs.
00:01:57.000 How many dead animals do you think you will consume in the entire road trip?
00:02:04.000 Would you like to put a ballpark figure on it?
00:02:07.000 I don't know the exact number, but what I do know is that the convenience stores of the world have prepared by slaughtering millions of animals, putting them in nice little packets for me.
00:02:22.000 I can have as many as I fucking want.
00:02:24.000 How about that, vegetarians?
00:02:26.000 How about that, vegans with dead animals up and down this highway?
00:02:30.000 I'll eat as many of them as I fucking can.
00:02:32.000 Fuck you.
00:02:33.000 I heard the chicken schnitzel is to die for in Germany.
00:02:38.000 Not many things are worth dying for, Dave, especially not chicken schnitzel.
00:02:44.000 So I'm looking forward to a snissel.
00:02:57.000 In the world that could fuck off, Belgium's pretty high up the list.
00:03:00.000 Like, Belgium can fuck off.
00:03:02.000 Like, if Donald Trump was mad at you, like, if you got a text one day, Trump's pissed, he wants to talk to you today, you'd be like, fuck, the leader of America wants to talk to me, I pissed him off.
00:03:13.000 But if the leader of Brussels texts you, he said, we need to talk, you'd be like, do we though?
00:03:19.000 I'm busy.
00:03:20.000 What's his name?
00:03:21.000 Who even is he?
00:03:22.000 Do you know his name?
00:03:23.000 I don't know his name.
00:03:25.000 No idea.
00:03:25.000 Sprout, I believe.
00:03:26.000 Might be a chick.
00:03:27.000 I don't even know what's saying.
00:03:29.000 It might not even be a person.
00:03:31.000 It might be a fucking cow or a windmill or something weird, something liberal.
00:03:37.000 Oh, the windmill's in charge of us.
00:03:39.000 The wind tells us what to do.
00:03:41.000 Fuck you.
00:03:42.000 Fuck Belgium.
00:03:43.000 The Prime Minister of Belgium ever gets beef with me and WhatsApps me and says, hey, Big Daddy TV, we need to talk.
00:03:49.000 I'm going to tell him to fuck himself.
00:03:51.000 I'm going to tell him about the time I drove through this country above the speed limit with none of the fucking law-abiding preparation bullshit I was supposed to have and ate loads of fucking meat products and threw my wrappers on the floor as I went through.
00:04:07.000 The fucking window.
00:04:08.000 Fuck Belgium.
00:04:09.000 What did Belgium do?
00:04:10.000 Nothing.
00:04:11.000 What's Belgium got chocolate?
00:04:13.000 Well, it's chocolate shit anyway.
00:04:15.000 And Belgian chocolate's no better than any other chocolate.
00:04:18.000 Fuck Belgium.
00:04:20.000 A couple of nice beers, I believe.
00:04:22.000 That's a strong point, isn't it?
00:04:24.000 Good beer.
00:04:24.000 Beers sucks anyway.
00:04:25.000 Anyone who pretends Alpha Taste does this, kid.
00:04:29.000 Anyone who pretends whiskey, even Tristan does this, this whiskey, that whiskey, it's all disgusting.
00:04:33.000 You're going to pretend this wine, that wine is all horrible.
00:04:36.000 None of it tastes good.
00:04:38.000 Orange juice tastes good.
00:04:39.000 Alcohol doesn't taste good.
00:04:40.000 None of it, ever.
00:04:41.000 The only reason to drink alcohol is to get fucking pissed.
00:04:45.000 So if you're drinking beer going, oh, I like this beer.
00:04:48.000 I don't like that beer.
00:04:49.000 Oh, this beer is slightly better than that beer.
00:04:53.000 You're just a prick.
00:04:54.000 Get a bowl of vodka down as quickly as you can.
00:04:56.000 Get intoxicated.
00:04:57.000 That's the end goal.
00:04:58.000 Get it over with.
00:04:58.000 And then you're going to fucking taste even horrible alcohol.
00:05:01.000 We all know it's disgusting.
00:05:03.000 No one pretending otherwise.
00:05:05.000 Mind rum and coke?
00:05:06.000 Fuck off.
00:05:07.000 Yes, you do.
00:05:08.000 If rum and coke didn't make you drunk, would you drink rum and coke?
00:05:13.000 No, never.
00:05:14.000 You drink coke.
00:05:15.000 It's all you fucking drink.
00:05:16.000 Glad you got a list of top 10 beers I want to try in Belgium.
00:05:20.000 I'm not going to try anywhere.
00:05:22.000 Driving straight through to Munich.
00:05:24.000 A few places I wanted to stop on this trip.
00:05:26.000 I decided we can skip all of France and we can skip all of Belgium.
00:05:33.000 We can burn.
00:05:34.000 through to the middle of the night into Germany, you can burn through most of Germany and get to Munich.
00:05:39.000 That was the intention, that's what we're gonna do.
00:05:43.000 That's why we left in the middle of the fucking night, look, there's no one else in the roads but us.
00:05:51.000 There's nothing you're gonna see here.
00:05:53.000 Don't be fooled into thinking that's just some 99p air freshener.
00:05:59.000 Wouldn't dream of it.
00:06:01.000 That's 100% certification.
00:06:03.000 I'm a bishop.
00:06:04.000 Snoop Dogg, don't you know?
00:06:06.000 Snoop Doggy Dogg?
00:06:16.000 Snoop Dogg's doing a cooking show.
00:06:18.000 Would you ever consider doing a cooking show?
00:06:22.000 Potatoes have been boiled.
00:06:24.000 I've never done it with a machine.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, well, it's easy.
00:06:26.000 So, how do you do it with a.
00:06:27.000 Yeah, we in the hood.
00:06:28.000 We like.
00:06:31.000 So, just peel the potatoes.
00:06:33.000 You can peel that one with your fingers or a knife.
00:06:36.000 Like peel it back?
00:06:37.000 No, this one.
00:06:38.000 This one needs to be peeled.
00:06:39.000 See?
00:06:39.000 Like this?
00:06:40.000 Just take the peels off.
00:06:41.000 Peel.
00:06:42.000 Like making French fries.
00:06:43.000 The skin.
00:06:44.000 We make French fries.
00:06:45.000 That skin ain't good.
00:06:46.000 No, no, yo.
00:06:46.000 No, just the skin.
00:06:47.000 Just the skin.
00:06:48.000 Look.
00:06:49.000 This just peel the skin off.
00:06:50.000 Oh, you want me to take the skizzin' off of it?
00:08:27.000 After a terribly uncomfortable night in the Lamborghini, we finally made it through Belgium and into Germany.
00:08:35.000 And Andrew will be happy because it turns out the leader of Germany is also a windmill.
00:08:41.000 There she blows.
00:09:40.000 You're still fucking pulling away.
00:09:42.000 You've got fucking 20 hours to drive.
00:09:43.000 Slow the fuck down.
00:10:04.000 Andy T. Are we switching?
00:10:11.000 I don't know.
00:10:12.000 The police control sent their fucking five liter fucking beamer, which is there, as you can see, over to chase us and catch us, and he just came up to me and demanded my passport.
00:10:26.000 Really?
00:10:27.000 Don't know why.
00:10:27.000 Maybe it's because I'm too sexy.
00:10:30.000 I'm about to find out.
00:10:31.000 Too sexy for the Germans?
00:10:33.000 Yeah, him and his buddy are in the car now making phone calls, so I don't know what's going on.
00:10:36.000 Blimey.
00:10:44.000 Maybe it's the ladybird.
00:10:46.000 It might be the bug.
00:10:48.000 I think the bug might be because he obviously knows I'm a certified G. Uh huh.
00:10:52.000 He could be worried.
00:10:57.000 I don't think there's many certified Gs left in Germany.
00:11:00.000 So, well.
00:11:02.000 Maybe one over the quota.
00:11:05.000 Maybe.
00:11:05.000 Maybe I broke the speed limit or something.
00:11:06.000 I don't think there were speed limits.
00:11:07.000 So I don't know, but he seems.
00:11:12.000 Anonymous?
00:11:13.000 Alright.
00:11:14.000 Film from the distance, please.
00:11:21.000 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:11:32.000 Supposedly, I don't know, it must have been some massive glitch in the system or something, but supposedly I was seeing a motorway camera undertaking another car at 280 kilometers an hour.
00:11:43.000 Nonsense.
00:11:43.000 I'd never do that.
00:11:44.000 It's crazy.
00:11:45.000 And then he said to me, I need your license, your passport, and the registration for the car.
00:11:50.000 And I gave him, and he went back to his car, and then he said, you're giving me an English registration, a Romanian license, and an American passport.
00:11:58.000 I said, yes.
00:11:58.000 He goes, where are you from?
00:12:01.000 I said, well, I guess I'm from all of them.
00:12:02.000 He said, well, you've made this very difficult.
00:12:05.000 Where do I send your fine?
00:12:07.000 I said, you could send it to America if you'd like, obviously with no intention of ever paying it.
00:12:11.000 He said, then he looked at me and said, I don't think you're going to pay it.
00:12:15.000 Please don't be an asshole anymore.
00:12:18.000 Gave me my things, and that was it.
00:12:21.000 Obviously the mock of stopping an asshole.
00:12:23.000 Yeah, I was going to say, he really doesn't know who he's speaking to, does he?
00:12:26.000 I mean, so he should have given me a fine.
00:12:28.000 Anyway, what we've got planned for today?
00:12:30.000 Any nice cultural activities?
00:12:32.000 We're going to go to the spiritual home of a very important gentleman.
00:12:36.000 Fantastic.
00:12:37.000 He set the standard in parenting in many ways.
00:12:41.000 So, fuck you there.
00:12:42.000 Gentlemen, set the standard.
00:12:43.000 You keep thinking you're famous Austrians, see if you can work it out.
00:12:47.000 I'm your cop.
00:12:51.000 Very bizarre.
00:12:53.000 Famous Austrians. Adult.
00:12:57.000 Army.
00:12:57.000 That's about it, isn't it?
00:13:04.000 That is the pear of my eye.
00:13:06.000 Or is it the apple of my eye?
00:13:08.000 Have you ever seen a fucking mountain before or what?
00:13:11.000 The Alpha of my eye.
00:13:12.000 It's the Alps, isn't it?
00:13:15.000 Don't talk to me anymore, Dave.
00:13:16.000 I'm serious.
00:13:17.000 I've had up to here.
00:13:18.000 I've been in the car with you two fucking many hours.
00:13:21.000 I've had up to here.
00:13:23.000 Stop talking.
00:13:24.000 No more talking.
00:13:26.000 It's been fun, though, isn't it?