Tate Speech - May 09, 2017


S2 E17 - ROAD TRIP PART 3 - Parenting

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S2 E16 - Genuine Meat Power S2 E18 - ROAD TRIP PART 4 - Budapest

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

188.13

Word count

671

Sentence count

65


Transcript

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00:00:02.000 This is more like it, boys.
00:00:03.000 Bit of culture.
00:00:05.000 Nice cafe, roadside, Austria.
00:00:08.000 He came here for one reason and one reason only.
00:00:11.000 Yeah, why is that?
00:00:12.000 This is the town of Joseph Fritzl.
00:00:13.000 You know who Joseph Fritzl is?
00:00:17.000 Joseph Fritzl.
00:00:19.000 He's like the world champion at keeping your kids home safe.
00:00:24.000 It's like the opposite of the Bacchans.
00:00:27.000 He set a benchmark.
00:00:29.000 He set a benchmark for parenting.
00:00:30.000 Now, some people seem to believe he went a little bit too far.
00:00:34.000 That's debatable.
00:00:34.000 What he did was he locked his daughter in a dungeon for 25 years because she didn't do as he said and raped her and had six or seven kids or something.
00:00:43.000 Now, I'm not saying that every parent should do that.
00:00:46.000 Everyone has their own methods.
00:00:48.000 But the point is, is that he was important because he allowed us, it's like political parties.
00:00:53.000 You have the communists who are too left-wing and there's the Nazis who are too right-wing.
00:00:55.000 You need to know the two extremes so you can find somewhere nicely in the middle.
00:00:59.000 And Joseph was one of the extremes for us.
00:01:01.000 Like, obviously the McCanns are completely awful at keeping their daughter at home.
00:01:06.000 Joseph seems to be far too good.
00:01:08.000 I keep a new spot around him.
00:01:10.000 The best there's ever been?
00:01:11.000 The best there's ever been.
00:01:12.000 So by meeting somewhere in the middle, you get to look and say, am I too much like one of the McCanns?
00:01:16.000 Am I too much like Joseph?
00:01:17.000 And you get to have a nice, happy medium where a child doesn't go missing and doesn't end up basement raped for 25 years.
00:01:23.000 So he's like, I think in terms of parenting, he's a very important benchmark.
00:01:28.000 All right.
00:01:29.000 And he lived here?
00:01:30.000 He lived here, yeah, in this little town.
00:01:32.000 Doesn't feel very fritzily, does it?
00:01:34.000 Doesn't feel very fritzily, but maybe if we built ourselves a dungeon, we start to get in the spirit a bit.
00:01:41.000 It's not a bad idea.
00:01:45.000 Only downside, no daughters yet.
00:01:48.000 He's basically Kate and Jerry's McCann's archetype.
00:01:53.000 Like, if there was like a comic book, they'd be enemies.
00:01:56.000 Marvel.
00:01:57.000 If Madeline McCann is anywhere, it's in his basement.
00:02:00.000 That's how good he was at keeping girls out.
00:02:05.000 That's a cultural stop.
00:02:07.000 Yeah, done.
00:02:09.000 Where else are you going to stop in Europe?
00:02:12.000 Berlin.
00:02:13.000 See the cathedrals.
00:02:14.000 Yeah, the fucking one else you're gonna do.
00:02:16.000 It's Fritzeltown.
00:02:18.000 Are we going to the house?
00:02:20.000 I tore him down.
00:02:22.000 They teared him up and tore it down.
00:02:23.000 Filled the basement with cement, tore it down.
00:02:25.000 Paid his wife the value of the house.
00:02:28.000 None of they included the extension.
00:02:31.000 A lot of work went into that.
00:02:32.000 A lot of work.
00:02:33.000 The value of that door alone.
00:02:34.000 Can't put a price on a kid's safety, can you?
00:02:38.000 Well, you know what?
00:02:40.000 It's one of those things.
00:02:41.000 He told her, stop going out, stop dating boys, start doing what she told.
00:02:44.000 She didn't listen, and she ended up in a dungeon.
00:02:45.000 These things happen sometimes.
00:02:47.000 How did you get caught?
00:02:49.000 He got caught because one of his bastard inbred offspring was sick and about to die, and his daughter, also mother of his child, said, Please, let's take the kid to the hospital, and he didn't want to, and he eventually reluctantly agreed.
00:03:01.000 The people at the hospital said, There's no record of this kid being born, and there's loads of weird fuck ups, and his skin isn't right, and it's obviously never been his son, Mike.
00:03:07.000 What the fuck's going on?
00:03:09.000 And then they raided the house.
00:03:10.000 Basically, it's his good nature that let him down.
00:03:12.000 He was too nice a guy.
00:03:13.000 It's always the good guys.
00:03:15.000 Always the good guys.
00:03:17.000 It's like the story of my life.
00:03:18.000 You know, you're just too nice and everyone just, you know, turns against.
00:03:21.000 It's tragic.
00:03:26.000 Anywhere else I won't find this suspicious, but that looks like a small one bed.
00:03:33.000 100 euros.