Tate Speech - May 10, 2017


S2 E18 - ROAD TRIP PART 4 - Budapest

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Femme Fatales Thai G. Soffitel Budapest Vegas Lambo Dave Matt
S2 E17 - ROAD TRIP PART 3 - Parenting S2 E19 - ROAD TRIP PART 5 - Aloe Vera Dream

Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

91.4

Word count

1,208

Sentence count

160


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 Get out of chip, get him.
00:00:06.000 You had two simple jobs.
00:00:07.000 One, stay awake.
00:00:09.000 And two, charge the camera.
00:00:11.000 Now you're filming on your phone because you slept all night while I drove.
00:00:14.000 The camera wasn't charged.
00:00:16.000 You filmed none of it.
00:00:18.000 You can't have a fucking chip, no.
00:01:01.000 The batteries are... Your only job is to make a movie. Don't charge the camera. The camera's literally never fucking charged. Technical hiccups is a fucking plug.
00:01:20.000 Plug it in, the proper shots you should be getting. We're coming to Budapest now, made it all the way across Europe, there's a castle, there's a bridge, all this sheesh beyond.
00:01:52.000 Dave, let's charge the camera. Yep. So what are we going to do here then, Budapest? Well, it's a well -known city. It's got a bit of a vibe. It's got a bit of a party scene. Also, we're tired. We've been burnt for 1,000 miles today, nearly. So I guess we could get some sleep, or we could go out and get some sleep.
00:02:14.000 start boozing so it's you know the age old conundrum conundrum correct yeah My body needs more.
00:02:33.000 lot of hours to do again tomorrow.
00:03:03.000 Very plush.
00:03:05.000 A bit of arson, isn't it really?
00:03:08.000 Well, we've gone down a fucking no entry.
00:03:11.000 Ah, well that's not good.
00:03:14.000 I just trust him's an idiot.
00:03:20.000 What the fuck are you doing, man?
00:03:31.000 Hungarians are laughing at the stupid English guy.
00:03:33.000 He's getting sucked by Google Maps, which is obviously out of date.
00:03:39.000 He's taking up a seat in my car for absolutely zero reason.
00:03:45.000 Zero reason.
00:03:51.000 I'll get the first rounded.
00:03:53.000 Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
00:03:54.000 You can lend us a score, could you?
00:04:02.000 Cool, you don't.
00:04:05.000 Most music and most alcohol without online.
00:04:23.000 This is my kind of night to be honest with you.
00:04:28.000 This food.
00:04:32.000 Thai G. We've already been in Thailand.
00:04:38.000 This is a billion florins.
00:04:39.000 How much is a billion florins?
00:04:41.000 You easily have a billion florins.
00:04:42.000 A billion florins less than our cars.
00:04:45.000 True.
00:04:45.000 True.
00:04:46.000 We've rolled up with a billion.
00:04:47.000 I'm not waiting to know why.
00:04:49.000 I see you put a table.
00:04:51.000 How much?
00:04:52.000 They say no.
00:04:53.000 I'm going fast, like.
00:05:02.000 Nate, that'd be a worm.
00:06:04.000 Made it to Vegas.
00:06:05.000 Yes, basically went to the world's worst club, drank about 15 shots each, and then ended up in Vegas.
00:06:09.000 Andrew, can we just lose and laugh about it instead of chasing our losses and then losing them around?
00:06:14.000 I don't lose.
00:06:17.000 I'll chase my losses until I get it back.
00:06:19.000 See, basically, the way you look at casinos is they just borrow your money.
00:06:23.000 See, like, you lose some, but they're just borrowing it.
00:06:24.000 They're just waiting for you to win it back.
00:06:25.000 They're friendly guys.
00:06:25.000 Exactly.
00:06:26.000 All you gotta do is go get another 10,000 euro and keep playing.
00:06:28.000 Eventually, you get it back.
00:06:29.000 You mean dollars, because you're in Vegas.
00:06:35.000 Dollars.
00:06:41.000 Basically what happened was, we sat down, got rich, started boozing, and then we started gambling.
00:06:56.000 It was boozing while I was gambling.
00:06:58.000 Basically, we lost loads of money and then they come back.
00:07:00.000 So our total money, including the ship club, including here, including about 50 shops of vodka each, cost about 100.
00:07:05.000 Not bad.
00:07:06.000 Not bad.
00:07:08.000 I'm tempted to like keep gambling.
00:07:11.000 Little faggot brother here.
00:07:15.000 Fresh from the shower.
00:07:17.000 Actually, a shower as well.
00:07:18.000 Proper.
00:07:20.000 Fantastic.
00:07:22.000 Anyway, I knew it was my kind of place where we're staying, which is Soffitel, when I saw the sleep menu.
00:07:30.000 Never seen this before in my life, gotta be honest.
00:07:33.000 Sleep amenities.
00:07:35.000 Sleep mask.
00:07:37.000 Achieve a deeper level of sleep with our soft sleep mask.
00:07:43.000 I don't know how I feel about the sleep mask, to be honest.
00:07:47.000 I think it's okay for the first night, but then you're never going to sleep normally again.
00:07:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:53.000 So, sleep mask, I didn't go for that.
00:07:54.000 Earplugs, escape the outside world and drift off in soothing silence.
00:08:01.000 I quite like a good house noise, to be honest.
00:08:05.000 I'm not one for complete silence.
00:08:09.000 If anything, that worries me.
00:08:11.000 Where's everyone?
00:08:12.000 Indulgent bath.
00:08:14.000 Three different menus.
00:08:15.000 Soothing bath.
00:08:19.000 Energiser bath.
00:08:21.000 You don't get energy by having a bath.
00:08:23.000 Do you?
00:08:24.000 It's filled with Red Bull, is it?
00:08:26.000 Red Bull and cocaine.
00:08:29.000 Even then, that'd be fantastic.
00:08:32.000 Third one romantic bath.
00:08:34.000 Should have done this just by myself.
00:08:36.000 Indulge in a truly sensuous soak.
00:08:39.000 Sounds lovely.
00:08:41.000 With a pure natural rose milk bath.
00:08:44.000 Complimented by fragrant rose petals and a glass of fine champagne.
00:08:49.000 It's my kind of thing.
00:08:50.000 I actually do like a bath.
00:08:54.000 It's a shame.
00:08:54.000 Didn't see that one.
00:08:56.000 This is where it really got me the sleep menu.
00:08:59.000 In case you're tuned out and come back in.
00:09:02.000 Still on the sleep menu.
00:09:04.000 Pillow menu.
00:09:07.000 It was fine.
00:09:09.000 Good pillow.
00:09:10.000 Probably better than average, I'd say.
00:09:12.000 Anyway, let's go into this.
00:09:13.000 The current pillow in your room.
00:09:16.000 This is the current one I dealt with.
00:09:19.000 The exceptional craftsmanship and generous dimensions of my bed rectangular pillow.
00:09:27.000 Is it craftsmanship?
00:09:30.000 You've got to give credit to the birds if it's feathers, isn't it?
00:09:32.000 Crafts.
00:09:33.000 birdship.
00:09:38.000 Craftsman's bird.
00:09:40.000 Anyway, the exceptional craftsmanship and 30% duck feathers.
00:09:48.000 Cotton cover.
00:09:50.000 70% down?
00:09:53.000 What the fuck is a down?
00:09:57.000 It's not a down syndrome dark.
00:09:59.000 That's.
00:10:00.000 Why would they 70% Down syndrome duck, 30% normal duck?
00:10:08.000 It would make sense to pluck the Downs one, but probably not a thing.
00:10:16.000 Probably not happening, is it?
00:10:20.000 I slept well, no matter what.
00:10:22.000 So, if they are doing that, you know, then people will go, oh, I can't do that to Down syndrome duck.
00:10:30.000 It's benefiting people, normal people.
00:10:33.000 Can I have a beer?
00:10:38.000 Yeah, sure.
00:10:40.000 Start the day right.
00:10:41.000 Exactly.
00:10:42.000 So we're back.
00:10:45.000 We have two Mexican loaves.
00:10:49.000 Nice.
00:10:49.000 One beer, please give them a shake.
00:11:13.000 Usually when I say I live in Bucharest people say, oh you mean Budapest?
00:11:16.000 I'm like, no I know where I fucking live.
00:11:18.000 What do you mean what I mean?
00:11:19.000 Tell me what I mean.
00:11:20.000 Motherfucker.
00:11:24.000 What do you mean?
00:11:25.000 Well, it's a big ass Lambo, it doesn't fit, so That was getting an awful lot of looks, didn't it, this girl?
00:11:40.000 That's an eagle's looks.
00:11:41.000 Wow, who's that handsome devil?
00:11:44.000 Could be good, Matt.
00:11:49.000 Let's monitor the looks.
00:11:51.000 Oh, she's taking a snack.
00:11:52.000 She's keeping us away.
00:12:14.000 It's worth it.
00:12:15.000 It's totally worth it.
00:12:30.000 About the car, maybe they've just all seen the hateful tape series.
00:12:32.000 I'd hope so.
00:12:33.000 We nicked some viewers, so it would be great if they are just getting a pic of us.
00:12:39.000 Yes, it is like that's those really funny, those real funny guys.
00:12:43.000 Yeah, speaking of, we did the uh council estate back in the day.
00:12:48.000 Any any thoughts?
00:12:50.000 Basically, everyone hates us, but I'm used to that.
00:12:53.000 Yeah, I'm not so used to the hate.
00:12:55.000 What's new?
00:12:56.000 Welcome to the real world, friend.
00:12:58.000 You're a prick, and everyone knows it.
00:13:00.000 Yeah.
00:13:00.000 I've kind of done well to disguise it though, because no one actually thought I was a brick for about 26 years.
00:13:06.000 Upon a few Femme Fatales.
00:13:09.000 And I do mean a few.
00:13:11.000 I literally have three.