Tate Speech - May 29, 2017


S2 E29 - THE HATEFUL TATE SEASON 2 FUCK FINALE

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Lucy Jones Fuck Lucy Comedy Cribs Clara Dave Dick
S2 E28 - EUROVISION EP35 - Tate on Anjem Choudary Prison Release

Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

139.18

Word count

740

Sentence count

97


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Well that was a completely devastating result really.
00:00:05.000 15th is kind of noble but I really thought Lucy Jones was going to do it.
00:00:11.000 I really bled he did it.
00:00:13.000 Face it.
00:00:15.000 It hasn't happened.
00:00:16.000 Gonna have to face reality.
00:00:19.000 But yeah, still it is.
00:00:22.000 Still takes lives so it's all good.
00:00:25.000 Taking the cars away?
00:00:30.000 Slovakia.
00:00:32.000 Next stop, Slovakia.
00:00:34.000 Hey, you need to make sure I make it up.
00:00:40.000 I know that the free ride comes from the original.
00:00:44.000 You're wrong about Eurovision.
00:00:46.000 You did the Cribs episode, fine, fair enough.
00:00:48.000 But besides that, you're a huge burden on every aspect of my life, financial and emotional.
00:00:55.000 And I want you to leave.
00:01:10.000 Yeah, basically with film, no doors ever closed, especially with charities.
00:01:17.000 Charity.
00:01:18.000 Hello!
00:01:20.000 Hello?
00:01:22.000 How'd you cockle doodle do?
00:01:25.000 Huh?
00:01:26.000 How'd you cockle doodle do?
00:01:29.000 Who's this?
00:01:30.000 It's in Chickens.
00:01:33.000 It's Dave, the filmmaker.
00:01:36.000 Why the fuck are you calling us?
00:01:38.000 Why the fuck are you calling me?
00:01:41.000 Just a kind of courtesy call, just that you know I'm back in the country.
00:01:46.000 Yeah.
00:01:46.000 I don't fucking shit if you're back in the country.
00:01:49.000 Why are you calling me?
00:01:50.000 You fucking left us.
00:01:51.000 You took our money, you took our costume, you fucked off, and now you're back again.
00:01:57.000 We fucking finished the advert without you.
00:01:59.000 We don't need you anymore.
00:02:00.000 Nobody needs you anymore.
00:02:02.000 The brothers have obviously let you go because I don't give a shit about you anymore.
00:02:06.000 I fucking carried you along like a fucking, like the fucking little parasite you fucking are, the fucking piece of low life shit.
00:02:12.000 And now you're phoning me asking for a job.
00:02:15.000 Is that it?
00:02:17.000 You've got nothing.
00:02:18.000 Well, I was quite egg excited, as in chicken egg excited to continue the video today.
00:02:25.000 Those fucking shit jokes aren't going to get the audio, and not now.
00:02:29.000 I've seen your fucking shit videos, I've seen you in fucking wherever you are, covered in water.
00:02:34.000 What the fuck are you doing now?
00:02:37.000 Comedy.
00:02:37.000 You've had the time of your life now, you've been there, but now you're back in the fucking shithole that is my day, and now you come back to me asking for a job.
00:02:45.000 No chance.
00:02:46.000 Fuck you, man.
00:02:47.000 Fuck how you say it.
00:02:48.000 Fuck off.
00:02:51.000 It's a bit harsh.
00:02:52.000 Dick hungry, just wear a side.
00:02:54.000 Fuck me.
00:02:56.000 Fuck you.
00:02:57.000 Fuck you.
00:02:58.000 Fuck your ugly girlfriend.
00:02:59.000 So fuck Christmas.
00:03:00.000 Name fuck you.
00:03:01.000 Fuck Christmas.
00:03:01.000 Fuck your TV show.
00:03:02.000 Snow.
00:03:03.000 Fuck snow.
00:03:04.000 Fuck snow.
00:03:07.000 Fuck couscous.
00:03:08.000 Fuck your ultrasound fucking kid.
00:03:10.000 Fuck Santa.
00:03:11.000 Santa can fuck himself.
00:03:13.000 Fuck snow.
00:03:15.000 Fuck the bitch.
00:03:19.000 Fuck Christmas.
00:03:19.000 Fuck you.
00:03:20.000 There's no place in the world I can fuck off.
00:03:24.000 Belgium's free, I am bulls.
00:03:25.000 Fuck your carrots, fuck you.
00:03:26.000 Alright, what do I get out of the end of this?
00:03:29.000 Where's the business deal?
00:03:30.000 Where's the sweets at the end?
00:03:31.000 Nah, fuck this.
00:03:32.000 Let me tell you how you've been.
00:03:33.000 Like, fuck you.
00:03:33.000 Fuck your mum, get away from me.
00:03:35.000 Fuck the ice bucket channel.
00:03:36.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:03:37.000 All that banner throughout this whole episode.
00:03:39.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:03:40.000 I'm the fucking sun, because I eat fucking meat.
00:03:42.000 Fuck you.
00:03:43.000 Come hang with me, I'll defeminize you.
00:03:45.000 Fuck you, Clara.
00:03:45.000 What's the fuck about eggs?
00:03:47.000 No one gives a fuck.
00:03:50.000 What's the monkey ever done for me?
00:03:52.000 Has the monkey ever paid my rent?
00:03:55.000 Everyone's been everywhere in Thailand.
00:03:57.000 Fuck you.
00:03:58.000 Better, less touristy.
00:04:00.000 You're a fucking tourist.
00:04:02.000 You're worth a pound of overpaying.
00:04:03.000 Fuck you.
00:04:04.000 What's Belgium got in chocolate?
00:04:07.000 Well, it's chocolate shit anyway.
00:04:10.000 Belgian chocolate's no better than any other chocolate.
00:04:14.000 It's this one.
00:04:15.000 Fuck it.
00:04:15.000 Fuck that bitch.
00:04:18.000 Fuck that bitch.
00:04:21.000 50 tickets.
00:04:22.000 Why?
00:04:23.000 Listen, I've been to France four times to fight.
00:04:26.000 Guess what?
00:04:27.000 Four.
00:04:28.000 Fuck yeah, fucking hate this place fucking hate Thailand They eat so many onions our eyes should be basically bulletproof The Belgians can fuck on it It's called a five-star hotel and clean sheets, so fuck yourself Fuck off mate,
00:04:41.000 I'm gonna pay the fucking petrol bill The French can fuck off They're not vegetarians They're not decent with dead animals up and down this highway I think I fucking can The wind tells us what to do Fuck Belgium No one pretending otherwise She got my little to go, we lost to us.
00:05:10.000 Lucy Jones, bring it home.
00:05:15.000 Fuck Lucy, that can be the last bit.
00:05:17.000 Fuck Lucy.