00:00:40.000Like everywhere that comes to thailand, they think they do these amazing little local experiences and they're dickheads.
00:00:45.000Thailand is filled with beautiful scenic spots with 10,000 people in it, all trying to take one Instagram photo with themselves only, trying to cut out everyone else in the background to make it look like they're lost on some adventure when they paid fucking 800 baht to be picked up from their airport and taken in a fucking taxi.
00:01:06.000You can't see it, you're on the blind side of him.
00:01:46.000Thailand's a place where there's no real laws, you can act a bit crazy, you can spend some money, fine.
00:01:50.000But the problem with Thailand is it's full of dickhead travelers with fucking backpacks who think they're better than everyone else because they manage to spend as little money as possible.
00:01:58.000And I'll sit there and go, oh, I got a real experience of Thailand.
00:02:00.000I was traveling around with my backpack and I was staying in hostels and, you know, me and the local people.
00:02:04.000The local people don't give a fuck about you.
00:02:06.000The local people do not care about your fucking travel blog.
00:02:10.000All they care about is how much money you have.
00:02:11.000The reason there's no real adventure in Thailand is if there's anything worth discovering in Thailand.
00:02:16.000The Thais would have fucking put a road sign and a fucking dude would be standing there charging you 300 baht on your way in and I'll put it on every single fucking poster saying you want to come because they want to take your cash.
00:02:27.000So they're like, oh I discovered this temple, I went here today.
00:02:29.000Like you just discovered some random shit.
00:02:38.000The road to the temple has shops left and right of it so people can sell you things on the way to the temple.
00:02:52.000That's what makes the world go round money.
00:02:54.000Let me tell you one thing local people appreciate people like me who turn up with big bucks and will tip and will spend cash more than they appreciate you Mr. four pound a day for fucking accommodation and food You're a dick and the worst thing about people who come here.
00:03:07.000It's when they get back Once they get back into the Western world, they start talking shit like oh, you know, and I really learned a lot about myself It was really spiritual and I've made a decision.
00:03:15.000I've decided I want to be a travel blogger and I don't want to work a nine to five and I'm not the kind of person designed to be stuck in a job.
00:04:45.000All your shit cheap experiences I could have and as well as that I also have another experience you don't have called a five-star hotel and clean sheets.
00:05:03.000If you're thinking, you know what, I want to, I want to I want to bang some chicks that come to Thailand.
00:05:06.000You haven't got to pay for a Thai girl, trust me.
00:05:08.000Because there's some blonde chick out here who's finding herself because her fucking boyfriend dumped her and she got a loan off her fucking dad.
00:05:14.000And she's out here like, oh, I'm just discovering myself.
00:05:16.000And all you have to do is be 5% fun and 10% interesting for about 33 minutes.
00:05:22.000And she'll be like, oh, wow, I met someone.
00:05:23.000Oh, this guy is and I'll leave a real connection.
00:05:25.000Before she's sucking on your dick and doesn't even know your fucking full name.
00:05:31.000If I meet a girl in the Western world and I'm sitting there having a date with her, I'm talking to her, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, where you been.
00:05:34.000And they sit and say to me, Oh, I traveled around Thailand for two years.
00:05:37.000I'm sitting thinking, okay, that's 10 dicks that have been through you.
00:06:12.000Fuck the dickhead dudes who come here as well and get a fucking tattoo and do like five days with them Wai Tai and think they're hard and walk around with a fucking Wai Tai vest on.
00:06:19.000I will kick the fuck out of all of you.
00:06:21.000Do you know how many times I've woken up pissed up my brain, walked into a fighter's gym full of people who are going running every single morning and even though I stink of vodka, just beating the shit out of them all.