Tate Speech - April 10, 2017


S2 E4 - No Robin in My Hood

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Buddhas Thais
S2 E3 - Where's my Mansion T S2 E5 - Tag a Traveller

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

80.44

Word count

610

Sentence count

58


Transcript

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00:00:05.000 I'm sorry.
00:01:25.000 Not exactly what I had in mind for the first meal in Thailand.
00:01:28.000 Starbucks.
00:01:30.000 Who gives a shit?
00:01:30.000 The world's more and more samey by the day.
00:01:32.000 It doesn't matter if you're in England, it doesn't matter if you're in Romania, it doesn't matter if you're in Thailand.
00:01:37.000 Starbucks will always take your money.
00:01:41.000 So, what's on the agenda today?
00:01:43.000 Go and see a couple of Buddhas?
00:01:45.000 My spiritual hike?
00:01:47.000 Spiritual?
00:01:49.000 I hate that shit.
00:01:49.000 The absolute worst thing about Thailand is all that spiritual mumbo jumbo crap that comes with it.
00:01:55.000 Like, if you come on holiday, If you go on holiday to any other country, everyone understands that you come back from the country you visited as the same dickhead you left.
00:02:03.000 But for some reason, with Thailand, they think if they visit Thailand, they come back and they've learnt something new or they're a different person.
00:02:10.000 You're exactly the same Belen that got on the plane.
00:02:12.000 Except now you write motivating Facebook statuses with your non-existent bank account.
00:02:18.000 The Thais had something so magical to teach you, it wouldn't be a third world country.
00:02:21.000 So what are we doing now?
00:02:24.000 Freaking coffee.
00:02:25.000 Starbucks.
00:02:25.000 Anything else after?
00:02:27.000 Go karts?
00:02:28.000 Anything with a competition, we're going to compete.
00:02:32.000 We're going to race go karts, we're going to race buggies to the mountains, we're going to have an archery competition, I'm going to prove I'm the best in the world at any known realm of human endeavour.
00:02:45.000 Nice.
00:02:46.000 I'm pretty good at go karting as well.
00:02:49.000 Do you even have a driving licence?
00:02:52.000 Nah.
00:02:52.000 2007, came third in a go karting competition.
00:03:09.000 So who won?
00:03:11.000 Me obviously.
00:03:13.000 Good race?
00:03:14.000 Yeah, fun!
00:03:15.000 It's a shame because I'm actually a pretty decent go-kart myself.
00:03:25.000 Maybe not.
00:03:33.000 Hey, go check shit.
00:03:34.000 Alright, that was a bar.
00:04:32.000 Sorry, I'll close it in a second. Sorry, I'll close it in a second.
00:04:35.000 So my accuracy is better and I've got closer to the centre.
00:04:38.000 How?
00:04:38.000 Because my closest arrow is closer to the closest at the centre.
00:04:40.000 If you want to cheat, that's fine.
00:04:41.000 You want to bend the rules to favour yourselves.
00:04:43.000 Just pay me my money.
00:04:45.000 I was closer to the centre.
00:04:49.000 I was given a chance to redeem myself with a bit of quad biking.
00:04:53.000 The lads had picked up a couple of what they called rupees, which means attractive female.
00:04:57.000 I had this guy to show me along.
00:05:01.000 I'm adjusting my GoPro there.
00:05:02.000 That's so easy.
00:05:04.000 And yeah, so I was technically at an advantage, as you can tell from this.
00:05:08.000 non sped up footage of me cruising.
00:05:23.000 To be fair that corner came out of absolutely nowhere so could have taken the best of drivers This one's got to be blamed on the elephants.
00:05:40.000 I mean look at them.
00:05:41.000 Raging animals.
00:05:43.000 So that was a necessary precaution in my opinion.
00:06:05.000 That was a technical fault with the quad.
00:06:07.000 The guy's just apologising there.
00:06:09.000 I can't understand him, but he's just saying, sorry mate.
00:06:12.000 It doesn't usually happen, especially to a skilled driver as yourself.
00:06:16.000 No harm done.
00:06:21.000 No, when a Thai guy just jumps out of the middle of a tree and bloody scares you like that, it's only normal.
00:06:27.000 He was having a laugh.
00:06:28.000 We were having a laugh.
00:06:29.000 It's all good fun.
00:07:12.000 All in all, a bloody good day out.
00:07:13.000 So, went to the jungle, met the lads, bantered with the Thai geezers, and, you know, didn't quite know what to make of this.
00:07:24.000 It was like a strange prison style hose down, but, you know, all good banter.
00:07:33.000 Lads, lads, lads, takes on tour.