Tate Speech - April 09, 2017


S2 E3 - Where's my Mansion T

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Mentioned
Series Two Episode Two - Too much Chicken S2 E4 - No Robin in My Hood

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

113.12

Word count

888

Sentence count

88


Transcript

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00:00:05.000 So there we are Leaving at 9 got here at midnight so I didn't want to miss it chance of a lifetime Turns out there's not a lot to do at an airport, actually.
00:00:29.000 All the good seats are taken.
00:00:33.000 Can't afford a Burger King at those prices.
00:00:36.000 Either that or just have a Starbucks.
00:00:38.000 So, yeah, not a fan of those.
00:00:44.000 Free Wi Fi, at least.
00:00:47.000 I suppose I'll just wait for him to roll in.
00:00:53.000 Seven and a half hours to go.
00:01:13.000 What have you got going on there?
00:01:24.000 Important business, this is how I became a millionaire, to save the world. I'm all the Sudoku man myself.
00:01:43.000 You want to meet Tristan?
00:01:45.000 He's been in charge of the project, the house we bought.
00:01:49.000 We need a lot done to it.
00:01:50.000 So he's been in charge of the project while I've been away, obviously, buying Lamborghinis, going to Barbados, working hard.
00:01:57.000 Fact about Romania.
00:01:59.000 Romania has more luxury cars per car than any other city in the world.
00:02:04.000 And actually, London might be beating it now, but I know that was definitely true two years ago, Maserati.
00:02:09.000 I see Maserati, Ferraris, Bentleys everywhere.
00:02:11.000 People say, oh, it's the poorest country in Europe.
00:02:13.000 And I have no fucking clue.
00:02:16.000 There's a lot of people here who have a lot of money.
00:02:24.000 Like me.
00:02:25.000 Yeah What's the exchange rate of Romania?
00:02:27.000 What's my 225 quid worth here?
00:02:28.000 What in Romanian lei?
00:02:30.000 Yeah About 5.6 Romanian lei to a pound So about a thousand lei So I've got a grand Yeah, you've got a grand, yeah I guess You want to look at it that way Fantastic Nice, huh?
00:02:42.000 Yeah, it's a theatre.
00:02:45.000 I went there once, but I was hammered, so I don't remember much.
00:02:56.000 I should go again.
00:02:57.000 There's lots of things I should do.
00:02:59.000 Like I don't know.
00:03:02.000 Wash my feet.
00:03:02.000 Have a shower.
00:03:07.000 Donate to the British Hand Welfare Trust.
00:03:11.000 Donate to the British Hand Welfare Trust.
00:03:14.000 I might do a donation.
00:03:16.000 Maybe I should start to feel bad about the fact that I've taken away the person making their advert.
00:03:22.000 It's funny.
00:03:22.000 It just fucked up everything.
00:03:25.000 Maybe I should donate.
00:03:27.000 Should I donate?
00:03:30.000 You should definitely donate.
00:03:33.000 See you, dog.
00:03:34.000 Dave.
00:03:35.000 What are you doing?
00:03:36.000 Bloody good, man.
00:03:36.000 All the better for seeing you.
00:03:38.000 How are you, B?
00:03:39.000 Yeah, not too bad, not too bad.
00:03:41.000 How did you guys find me?
00:03:52.000 Right.
00:03:58.000 Mansion, where I read the mansion.
00:04:02.000 It's being done, they've got some wait a second.
00:04:20.000 Well well well back to the casino he goes Tracked him down none other than the casino Casino?
00:04:35.000 Yeah, typical What do you have to gamble?
00:04:39.000 Oh No, I didn't go in You didn't even go you're wearing how yeah, they wouldn't let me in with the shorts, but I don't imagine they would yeah, but he's gone in the casino so in a bad mood now could be in a much worse mood in a minute didn't go well Nah, I like to assume.
00:05:00.000 Oh well.
00:05:03.000 It's 2.30pm on a Thursday.
00:05:06.000 Dave tells me you've been gambling.
00:05:08.000 Productive session?
00:05:09.000 Is that how it's done?
00:05:11.000 Ages.
00:05:15.000 Any luck at the casino?
00:05:17.000 Yeah, it was alright.
00:05:23.000 Thanks Dave for your fucking private eye.
00:05:27.000 Investigation.
00:05:28.000 That's what I'm here for, just keeping you safe.
00:05:32.000 This hasn't affected my fee.
00:05:33.000 You haven't spent my money, have you?
00:05:35.000 How do I spend money?
00:05:36.000 I make money.
00:05:37.000 How much do you pay them?
00:05:38.000 200 quid.
00:05:40.000 200 pounds.
00:05:41.000 I spent more than that here on lunch.
00:05:44.000 But you didn't spend my money.
00:05:47.000 How much do you think you made last year?
00:05:51.000 How much do you think I made last year?
00:05:53.000 Yeah, last year.
00:05:54.000 12 months.
00:05:55.000 It's tough to put a ballpark on it.
00:05:59.000 I'd say somewhere in between five and six grand probably.
00:06:04.000 Okay, well I just made that now in about 15 minutes.
00:06:12.000 Did you?
00:06:17.000 Anyway, house.
00:06:19.000 Good.
00:06:21.000 Not gonna be ready for ages.
00:06:22.000 A million things to do.
00:06:24.000 Plastering, reupholstering, that couch I like.
00:06:28.000 Loads of things.
00:06:30.000 Swimming pool needs to be filled.
00:06:32.000 Chemical treated loads of shit So where's the list of things that's been done haven't been done I had a list on my phone which I dropped and broke It's done when it's done.
00:06:43.000 He's gonna call me when it's done and we'll go get the keys Can we keep it?
00:06:50.000 Series one was on me.
00:06:51.000 This was all you were doing now the guy's essentially homeless nowhere to go now I don't believe for one second that the British Hen Welfare Trust was the only lifeline you had to accommodation My finances are a mess, honestly.
00:07:04.000 It's Dave, the British hen welfare trust.
00:07:09.000 Look at the guy.
00:07:10.000 I've literally got nothing to go home to other than the chicken costume.
00:07:14.000 And they've probably taken that.
00:07:15.000 Let's keep him.
00:07:16.000 I've always wanted one of my own homeless.
00:07:19.000 Okay, so the house isn't ready for about a month.
00:07:21.000 I don't know, a while.
00:07:23.000 So we want to live in hotels.
00:07:24.000 Well then, yeah.
00:07:25.000 Why do we have to live here?
00:07:26.000 We can live anywhere in the world in a hotel.
00:07:28.000 Why are we remaining here?
00:07:31.000 What do you suggest?
00:07:41.000 Fucking beaters!
00:07:43.000 Where's the fucking beaters in this taxi?
00:07:46.000 Fire him!
00:07:47.000 I'm sinking your shit!
00:07:50.000 All of you!