Tate Speech - April 06, 2017


Series Two Episode Two - Too much Chicken

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Cribs Cribs Lambo Dave MTV Cribs Chicken Jerry
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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

172.36

Word count

1,557

Sentence count

194


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 So, yeah, what brings you to the cockmaster?
00:00:10.000 Never called myself that.
00:00:11.000 Why not again?
00:00:12.000 Right, so basically what happened was, as usual, I accidentally made loads and loads of money.
00:00:16.000 Terrible, isn't it?
00:00:17.000 It happens, yeah.
00:00:18.000 I breathe in, I'm walking through life, and I slip, bam, cash.
00:00:22.000 And people are like, hey, Andrew, how does he make so much money?
00:00:24.000 But, you know, I'm just me.
00:00:25.000 So I bought a four and a half million dollar mansion.
00:00:27.000 Right.
00:00:29.000 Just soak up something.
00:00:30.000 Lambo, I still had loads left.
00:00:31.000 And I bought the mansion.
00:00:32.000 I've still got loads left.
00:00:33.000 Now one of those things.
00:00:35.000 So it's annoying, you know, because every time you like you go to check your balance, it's like it's too big for the phone screen.
00:00:39.000 You scroll across and so um yeah, I uh want to make do an episode of Cribs.
00:00:46.000 You know what Cribs is?
00:00:47.000 MTV Cribs Cribs, MTV Cribs do you remember it?
00:00:49.000 Yeah, it's like it's a gang, isn't it?
00:00:52.000 No okay, so Cribs, that could be Cribs.
00:00:56.000 Yeah, Cribs is when they had people who were obviously super successful.
00:01:00.000 Badasses like me and you build their house and look around their house to see all the cool things their house has.
00:01:03.000 So all normal people hate their life.
00:01:05.000 You know, normal people with like one living room.
00:01:07.000 Yeah, wankers.
00:01:08.000 So what we do is you do an episode and you show the wanking room.
00:01:12.000 Exactly.
00:01:12.000 So I've obviously got eight bedrooms.
00:01:14.000 I've got a cinema room.
00:01:16.000 I've got two living rooms.
00:01:16.000 I've got an indoor pool, an outdoor pool, which gives you on the roof, blah blah blah.
00:01:19.000 So what you have to do, you have to turn up, the Lambo, the Aston, the range, all outside.
00:01:23.000 We've got to talk about all the cars.
00:01:25.000 I'm going to show you around the house store, all the things I've got.
00:01:27.000 It's going to be a beautiful thing.
00:01:29.000 And that's what I was hoping to hire you to do, but I turned up in your own chicken costume.
00:01:33.000 Well, it's funny.
00:01:34.000 I did something quite similar with the chicken charities.
00:01:36.000 Went around on their hens, filmed the chickens.
00:01:38.000 You cannot compare my episode of Cribs to the shit you've got.
00:01:43.000 You don't understand.
00:01:45.000 You need to watch an episode of this.
00:01:46.000 It has to have cool music and cool montages and me being a G and those are fit women and my massive mansion and everyone has to be like, I hate that Andrew guy.
00:01:53.000 He's so fucking successful.
00:01:54.000 He's so fucking wrecked.
00:01:55.000 He has to be cool.
00:01:57.000 And I've come here.
00:01:57.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 Do you think I'm necessary to hate you?
00:02:02.000 I feel you're doing a fantastic job on you.
00:02:04.000 Can you do my episode of Cribs and can you make it look good?
00:02:08.000 What does that do?
00:02:09.000 Is it gonna look dumb?
00:02:12.000 If you're gonna try and film it the same way you filmed a chicken, I'll do the reset.
00:02:14.000 Come on, I'm a professional.
00:02:15.000 I don't think I've ever seen you do any of the refreshing ever.
00:02:22.000 So, we're gonna do it.
00:02:23.000 You have to come arrange it with me.
00:02:25.000 You have to film my new four and a half million dollar mansion.
00:02:27.000 What are we talking?
00:02:28.000 Considering you're filming, I'm gonna estimate the cost that you were getting for filming a chicken at.
00:02:36.000 Yeah, go on, go mad.
00:02:38.000 I guess they paid you around 200 quid.
00:02:42.000 I'm gonna pay you 200.
00:02:43.000 25.
00:02:43.000 Done.
00:02:45.000 They didn't even pay that, so I'm quite happy.
00:02:49.000 Fine.
00:02:49.000 225 pounds for my cribs, that's it.
00:02:51.000 Done.
00:02:52.000 What are you?
00:02:54.000 Chicken.
00:02:59.000 You ordered chicken?
00:03:00.000 Yeah, I ordered chicken.
00:03:01.000 Obviously, chicken.
00:03:02.000 That's what the head and foundation are going to do.
00:03:03.000 Come after me.
00:03:04.000 Track me down in the middle of the night, kick my door down.
00:03:07.000 Watching men in chicken suits.
00:03:08.000 I'm interested enough to go militant and start knocking chickens out.
00:03:11.000 Six foot tall chickens.
00:03:12.000 Now that looks like an episode of cribs.
00:03:15.000 Chickens versus tates.
00:03:18.000 Fuck which chicken, Jerry?
00:03:22.000 They tried so hard to save chickens, and all it did was make me order too much chicken.
00:03:26.000 I guarantee it was more chicken than I could eat.
00:03:29.000 Guarantee more chickens than I could possibly eat.
00:03:36.000 I'll chip in.
00:03:37.000 I'm pitting the whole crowd, I feel.
00:03:42.000 Maybe the chickens want to die.
00:03:43.000 Have you ever asked a chicken if it wants to live?
00:03:45.000 It doesn't even reply.
00:03:47.000 It's clucks.
00:03:47.000 Yeah.
00:03:48.000 Fuck you then.
00:03:49.000 The thing is they're very mistreated quite a lot in the battery and in the battery.
00:03:53.000 Mistreated.
00:03:54.000 I can't see.
00:03:54.000 The real world mistreats everyone.
00:03:57.000 The real world mistreats everyone.
00:03:59.000 Everyone's mistreated.
00:04:00.000 The person in there behind the bar pulling pints for £6 an hour is mistreated.
00:04:04.000 There's very few people on the planet who aren't mistreated.
00:04:06.000 Tell me more.
00:04:06.000 People like me.
00:04:07.000 People like me.
00:04:09.000 £220 to get a reminder.
00:04:11.000 It's not bad.
00:04:12.000 Yeah.
00:04:14.000 Okay.
00:04:15.000 You're overpaid.
00:04:15.000 But I'm severely overpaid.
00:04:19.000 Like severely.
00:04:20.000 Like I make over £1,000 an hour and I do nothing.
00:04:23.000 So I'm not mistreated.
00:04:24.000 But everyone else is mistreated.
00:04:25.000 So you've got two kinds of chickens.
00:04:26.000 You've got the tape chickens, which are just like banging other chickens, being a cheese.
00:04:31.000 Lambo, chicken Lambo, you know, cruising around, has his own hen to himself, 4.5 million dollar chicken coop.
00:04:37.000 You've got the Tate chickens, and then you've got the scumbag chickens, the Dave chickens.
00:04:42.000 You can't see the Dave chickens, but somewhere in between.
00:04:45.000 They actually, they've got a little chicken camera, chicken go-frog, and they're following their Tate chickens.
00:04:50.000 The Tate chickens, you know, fucking an outrageous amount of birds.
00:04:53.000 Nice.
00:04:53.000 Yeah.
00:04:56.000 Good to be back, innit?
00:05:00.000 You have to leave tomorrow.
00:05:02.000 We're going to rain tomorrow.
00:05:05.000 Could be an issue.
00:05:08.000 No, won't be an issue.
00:05:09.000 I can drop some.
00:05:11.000 To be honest, I think I've probably lost the chicken charity video once I see this.
00:05:14.000 You think so?
00:05:15.000 Yeah.
00:05:16.000 Okay, tomorrow.
00:05:19.000 Cheers.
00:05:19.000 Cool.
00:05:19.000 Yeah, cheers.
00:05:20.000 So, I thought in case the British hen funder are watching this and got, you know, not particularly happy about our comments, they might be happy when they see me take a fucking dead chicken, chop its flesh up, put it in my mouth.
00:05:32.000 There's one more plate of chicken.
00:05:44.000 Don't pretend not to eat the chicken, Dave.
00:05:45.000 I'm gonna eat the chicken, I just don't know how I feel about it.
00:05:49.000 I'm gonna leave this.
00:05:51.000 A little bit, let me get my fish for you to chicken costume.
00:05:54.000 It doesn't make sense to be anyone's, and I'm not explaining it.
00:05:58.000 When people message me, like, hey, Tate, what are you up to?
00:06:02.000 And they just get messages and reply.
00:06:04.000 I'm just like, what the fuck?
00:06:13.000 I'm expected to come out and find five or six people, and they found me and you in a chicken soup.
00:06:19.000 To be fair, it's very good chicken.
00:06:22.000 Fuck.
00:06:23.000 What is this dozy bitch's attempt at barking?
00:06:25.000 Is this something I'll do?
00:06:28.000 The cameras make her a little bit more intimidating.
00:06:29.000 Is it the camera, or is it a quarter of a million pound car?
00:06:32.000 Or is it my evil look?
00:06:35.000 Stare her out.
00:06:35.000 Yes, right, apologize, bitch.
00:06:37.000 It'll be the chicken.
00:06:38.000 Yeah, I forgot what the chicken costume is.
00:06:41.000 She's like, what the fuck's going on?
00:06:42.000 I can't bark at it.
00:06:44.000 Good day.
00:06:45.000 Oh, this is rolled up.
00:06:47.000 Right, so, episode of Cribs.
00:06:51.000 So, um, I'm going to speak to some people to get the car shipped there.
00:06:54.000 You need to bring your cameras.
00:06:55.000 You need to have our, I don't know, fucking lenses and shit.
00:06:58.000 Yep.
00:06:59.000 Absolutely.
00:06:59.000 Um, I'm going to need, probably need to, uh, pack.
00:07:02.000 I need to do a watch as well because I've been down to my last 20 pesos subs.
00:07:09.000 Well, what's the weather?
00:07:10.000 like in Romania.
00:07:10.000 Do you know what I need?
00:07:15.000 Is that a fact?
00:07:15.000 It's hot.
00:07:15.000 You don't need much.
00:07:16.000 It's like a two-day thing.
00:07:18.000 So you don't need lots of stuff.
00:07:20.000 You need a camera.
00:07:21.000 You need things.
00:07:21.000 What things?
00:07:22.000 You need a camera.
00:07:23.000 You have to film around my house.
00:07:24.000 You don't need anything.
00:07:25.000 Bring some clothes.
00:07:26.000 You don't even need a fucking suitcase.
00:07:27.000 Don't be buying and bringing loads of fucking junk to my place.
00:07:32.000 Yeah, tomorrow.
00:07:33.000 I'll message you later what the flight is.
00:07:47.000 I'm not your taxi driver.
00:07:50.000 We've got a quarter of a million pound Lambo taxi.
00:07:51.000 Fuck off.
00:07:52.000 Organize your life.
00:07:53.000 We've agreed your £225 price to see the airport.
00:07:55.000 Can I at least get this back?
00:08:00.000 What?
00:08:00.000 All the way into Margate Centre?
00:08:01.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 Nah.
00:08:04.000 It's far, man.
00:08:04.000 It's the opposite direction to where I'm headed.
00:08:07.000 Here.
00:08:08.000 It's a bus stop.
00:08:13.000 Right.
00:08:14.000 So.
00:08:15.000 What's the plan?
00:08:16.000 I'll text you a time.
00:08:17.000 I think it's around 9.55.
00:08:18.000 five tomorrow morning I'll see you at the airport.
00:08:20.000 You better find your way to Luton.
00:08:21.000 For now you can get a bus.
00:08:24.000 I'm dressed as a chick.
00:08:26.000 You've done this too many times.
00:08:29.000 You have done this too many times.
00:08:30.000 This is it.
00:08:31.000 This is the last time I will willingly climb out a car.
00:08:36.000 Left at a bloody bus stop.
00:08:38.000 Here's the bottle mate.
00:08:48.000 Mixed feelings I suppose.
00:08:55.000 Mixed feelings.
00:08:57.000 Got a job which is good but I haven't even got any change.