Tate Speech - April 04, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE SEASON TWO - Cock Cruise

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Lamborghini Huracan Easter Lambo Botany Bay Benny Gall Andy T. Alfred Insta
THE HATEFUL TATE 58 Series Two Episode Two - Too much Chicken

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

137.24

Word count

1,011

Sentence count

94


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Eggs.
00:00:03.000 We all respect the egg, whether it's scrambled, fried, or my personal favourite, poached.
00:00:14.000 But my question to you is if you respect the hens who have to lay them.
00:00:21.000 Yeah?
00:00:24.000 Jesus, that's.
00:00:28.000 It's an old time low.
00:00:31.000 But do we have enough respect?
00:00:34.000 For the things that have to lay them.
00:00:38.000 But do we have enough respect for the creatures that have to lay them?
00:00:43.000 Like me.
00:00:46.000 A chicken.
00:00:48.000 A hen.
00:00:50.000 Dressed up as a hen.
00:00:55.000 But do we respect the creatures that have to lay them?
00:01:02.000 The British Hen Welfare Trust.
00:01:04.000 Wants you to take a little second this Easter time and think about free range.
00:01:14.000 It's a lot of egg in it.
00:01:17.000 That is a protein overdose.
00:01:22.000 But my question to you is do we respect the source of the egg, aka the hen?
00:01:33.000 On behalf of the British Hen Welfare Trust, I want to ask you all this Easter time to think about free range.
00:01:40.000 You'd be clucking mad not to.
00:01:44.000 You'd be clucking mad not to. Jesus.
00:01:51.000 What am I doing?
00:01:58.000 The fuck are you doing?
00:02:10.000 Andy T. You're early, man.
00:02:14.000 Come here.
00:02:17.000 Why are you dressed as a chicken?
00:02:18.000 Why are you dressed as a chicken?
00:02:20.000 Doing a chicken charity advert.
00:02:23.000 Is this true or is this just something you did because you knew what you were supposed to meet?
00:02:27.000 No.
00:02:27.000 No, no, I genuinely am getting employed by a chicken charity to promote.
00:02:30.000 And I'm worthy cause, honestly, these chickens go through hell to produce these.
00:02:33.000 Who gives a fuck about eggs?
00:02:35.000 Huh?
00:02:36.000 Who gives a fuck about eggs?
00:02:37.000 And who gives a fuck about chickens?
00:02:38.000 They're the worst animal in the world.
00:02:40.000 Well, apparently that's.
00:02:41.000 That's what we're trying to do at the British Hen Welfare Trust.
00:02:43.000 We're trying to change the opinion of the chicken.
00:02:45.000 Did you genuinely go from filming our series where we travelled the world spending untold amounts of money to making adverts for the British Hen Welfare Trust?
00:02:54.000 I admit, it's a slight diversion of career path.
00:02:59.000 It doesn't pay as well.
00:03:00.000 Slight diversion of career path.
00:03:02.000 The British Hen Welfare Trust is not a career path.
00:03:05.000 They've got the costume.
00:03:08.000 Something fucking wrong with you.
00:03:11.000 But a while you're filming chicken adverts.
00:03:13.000 I didn't know chicken adverts were a real fucking thing.
00:03:16.000 Well, they are now, yeah.
00:03:17.000 It's Easter time.
00:03:18.000 Fine chicken time.
00:03:19.000 Eggs.
00:03:22.000 Do you want KFC?
00:03:24.000 Absolutely.
00:03:24.000 You in the Aston?
00:03:28.000 Well, since we last met, while you've been filming chicken adverts, I bought a four and a half million dollar mansion and I bought a quarter of a million pound Lambo.
00:03:37.000 And I think, yeah, I've got Lambo with me today.
00:03:40.000 I blew the clutch up on the Aston racing the Lambo, so I'd spend 20 grand getting Netflix as well.
00:03:43.000 But it's all good, it doesn't matter because I make real money and I film chicken adverts.
00:03:47.000 You know what?
00:03:48.000 The Welfare Trust really.
00:03:49.000 Appreciate a contribution.
00:03:51.000 I've got a contribution for the Hen Welfare Trust.
00:03:53.000 Oh my shit.
00:04:05.000 I try very hard to let everyone know.
00:04:07.000 It's a bit low.
00:04:08.000 Yeah, just a bit.
00:04:09.000 I try very hard to let everyone know I'm a G.
00:04:11.000 And then, even like a Lamborghini Huracan, you manage to destroy any street cred.
00:04:17.000 You're in a fucking chicken costume, man.
00:04:20.000 Listen, let me tell you something, man.
00:04:22.000 That's not the kind of thing you can just buy from Alfred's for 75 feet.
00:04:25.000 You have to be a certified G. You've got to put bodies on the streets and pop cats before you can get a little bug air freshener.
00:04:31.000 So you think, as long as you keep that in mind, sure respect.
00:04:34.000 I've got obviously the Huracan, I've got the mansion, I've got the women, I've got everything.
00:04:37.000 But the real hard work came and I knew I really pulled it off when I got that bug air freshener.
00:04:42.000 It's something.
00:04:47.000 I came down to see you for a reason, Dave.
00:04:50.000 And now I'm not entirely sure I want to see you ever again.
00:04:54.000 I came I came here to pitch to you about a job we could do together and I turn up and you're in a fucking chicken suit.
00:05:01.000 Wings.
00:05:02.000 It's even got a tail with this dog.
00:05:05.000 Where can we go somewhere and talk where everyone's not going to be too surprised by your outfit?
00:05:11.000 Probably want to avoid the main strip.
00:05:13.000 Can get a bit mental.
00:05:15.000 Let's go Botany Bay.
00:05:20.000 How have you made a Lamborghini Huracan on call?
00:05:23.000 Dave, this is like a complete talent.
00:05:25.000 How have you made.
00:05:26.000 When I bought this car, I got literally maybe. 300 messages on Insta from people I'd never met before saying you've got the hottest car on the streets, there's only three of them for sale in the UK, how'd you get a Huracan?
00:05:35.000 And you've taken away any credibility from one of the cars.
00:05:38.000 I know you're being a bit unfair.
00:05:39.000 I also got 50 likes on Facebook.
00:05:41.000 I posted a little picture of me in this, 50 likes.
00:05:47.000 You've taken any credibility away that's possible from the coolest car.
00:05:51.000 As we drive along here, everyone stares at this car and realizes I've got a fucking massive dickhead in a chicken suit next to me.
00:05:58.000 We're getting bibs and shit, the police are staring.
00:06:01.000 What the fuck have you done?
00:06:03.000 Don't mind the police, let me deal with it.
00:06:08.000 Our conversations are over, Dave.
00:06:21.000 That would be a massive shame.
00:06:24.000 I guarantee this is the first time in history for everyone watching this.
00:06:28.000 I guarantee this is a world first where Lamborghini Huracan playing Bashman has a fucking 5'11 chicken in the passenger seat driving along the coast.
00:06:41.000 This is the first time ever.
00:06:42.000 This is a world exclusive.
00:06:45.000 World exclusive.
00:06:47.000 Oh, you are a boy.
00:06:49.000 I know him up in a Benny Gall.
00:06:58.000 I mean, him, I make you get wet like in a rain, and I make you feel high like on a plane.
00:07:15.000 You'll be back up,