Tate Speech - February 26, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE 58

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Mentioned
THE HATEFUL TATE 57 THE HATEFUL TATE SEASON TWO - Cock Cruise

Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

98.66

Word count

1,886

Sentence count

289


Transcript

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00:00:04.000 Gun.
00:00:08.000 Drop 45 and two zigzags.
00:00:11.000 Maybe that's all I need.
00:00:13.000 This was me a week ago.
00:00:14.000 This doesn't have to be the end.
00:00:17.000 I'm pretty sure this is manageable.
00:00:21.000 We're millionaires.
00:00:21.000 We don't have to end it like this.
00:00:25.000 I'm a millionaire.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:00:27.000 There's ways around everything.
00:00:28.000 You're not a millionaire.
00:00:29.000 I'm a millionaire.
00:00:38.000 He's gone.
00:00:40.000 He's fucking gone.
00:00:47.000 Goodbye, Hilton.
00:00:49.000 The end.
00:00:57.000 That's a mountain.
00:01:09.000 If anything, it's a positive.
00:01:11.000 Distraught, desperate, sort of at the end of the road, lost the world's best filming job.
00:01:21.000 The only one I haven't been sacked for being too sarcastic, to be honest.
00:01:26.000 You know, not that it's the end of the road, there's other stuff in the pipeline.
00:01:33.000 Since I've been back, I've been advertising and got a.
00:01:38.000 filmed a.
00:01:39.000 filmed something, you know, like a poetry night the other night, so.
00:01:43.000 That was alright.
00:01:47.000 Yeah.
00:01:48.000 Yeah, I didn't get sacked for sarcasm on this one, but I did get sacked for basically because of the fussy Chinese.
00:01:57.000 And, you know, they'll eat a canine, but they won't let me into the country.
00:02:03.000 A professional filmmaker.
00:02:07.000 I'll never kill it on my safe books.
00:02:09.000 I'll never kill it on my safe books.
00:02:11.000 So, no visa, no China.
00:02:13.000 Back in Margaret.
00:02:16.000 Back in Margaret, it's alright.
00:02:17.000 Seeing my mates getting recognised all the time, so.
00:02:20.000 What, man?
00:02:21.000 How are you doing?
00:02:22.000 Hi.
00:02:23.000 Bloody fantastic, good to be back.
00:02:24.000 Good to be back.
00:02:25.000 You've been back, where have you been?
00:02:26.000 Romania.
00:02:27.000 Romania?
00:02:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:28.000 Thank you, any good?
00:02:29.000 Yeah, you've not been watching the web series?
00:02:31.000 No, I'll be honest with you about it now.
00:02:32.000 No, sorry about that.
00:02:34.000 What was you like?
00:02:35.000 The usual, please, mate.
00:02:36.000 What's your usual?
00:02:37.000 Right, Ann, how are you doing?
00:02:39.000 Alright, thanks.
00:02:40.000 Good, you missed me?
00:02:41.000 You know you'd gone.
00:02:43.000 Yeah.
00:02:44.000 I thought to myself, what am I going to do?
00:02:46.000 Like, sit around in the shed?
00:02:49.000 Been in sorrow for myself for.
00:02:50.000 Well, I did for two days.
00:02:54.000 It was awful.
00:02:55.000 But then I turned on the telly and I saw Mr. Trump.
00:02:59.000 Yeah?
00:03:00.000 The orange faced man who's currently running the world.
00:03:03.000 He was signing some papers or some shit, I'm not sure.
00:03:08.000 And I thought to myself, what would he do?
00:03:10.000 So I grabbed myself one of these.
00:03:12.000 Grab him by the pussy.
00:03:14.000 Grab him by the pussy.
00:03:16.000 And took to the streets of Margate to show the Tates why there's a G in Margate.
00:03:22.000 That's G. All right.
00:03:36.000 Margate is one of the few seaside towns that can boast of a wimpy.
00:03:41.000 That's G.
00:03:41.000 It's for sale.
00:03:49.000 It's irrelevant, isn't it?
00:03:50.000 Still got a wimpy for now.
00:03:56.000 Margate is one of the only towns where you can actually have a baby on your pizza.
00:04:01.000 Only at Samos.
00:04:13.000 Margate has got a banging beach.
00:04:16.000 This is where the mods and rockers used to have it out in the 60s.
00:04:20.000 That's G. Hear that?
00:04:28.000 Just another crime in Margate.
00:04:30.000 Happens.
00:04:31.000 We deal with it.
00:04:54.000 Margate is of course the place where artist Tracy Emming conceived well many a thing but mainly all of her artistic talent so that's G ish
00:05:13.000 Margate is home to the world's best illustrator 2015 now that is G that's G this man makes his money by turning seaweed into offensively good fragrance that's G that's G That's a G. How much is it?
00:05:32.000 116.
00:05:34.000 Margate isn't just hipsters, vegans, artists, paradise.
00:05:40.000 No, no, no.
00:05:41.000 We also do a lovely cupcake.
00:05:45.000 Cupcake Cafe.
00:05:46.000 Good enough for the Queen.
00:05:48.000 That's G. That's Royal G. As in Royal E. Whoa.
00:06:08.000 Margate is apparently hip, according to some websites and some knobhead in sheepskins.
00:06:14.000 And of course, it's full of neon signs.
00:06:18.000 Now that's G.
00:06:19.000 Now that's G. Margate boasts a bong shop that's right next to a joke shop.
00:06:35.000 That's G. In it.
00:06:41.000 G. Margate has the loveliest skies in all of Europe.
00:06:47.000 So said William Turner, famous painter.
00:06:49.000 The man was a G.
00:06:51.000 An artistic G.
00:06:53.000 A grunting G.
00:06:55.000 The building behind me, the Turner Contemporary, is named after him.
00:06:59.000 That's G. Margate, we're so G, we're so busy being gangsta, even our cafes are.
00:07:22.000 That's G, in case you missed it.
00:07:26.000 That's G.
00:07:27.000 I sent that little advert, you know, the G in Margate, to Tristan and Andrew in our once active group chat.
00:07:38.000 No response, nothing.
00:07:41.000 So, you know, I had to up my game.
00:07:46.000 What's.
00:07:48.000 For some reason, they didn't like it.
00:07:50.000 You know, Margate is G, it's a fact.
00:07:54.000 But for some reason, it wasn't for them.
00:07:58.000 So I went with saying a bit more universally G.
00:08:10.000 I said my bollocks, that said my bollocks.
00:08:40.000 In Margate you can get anything you want.
00:08:41.000 You can literally get anything you want.
00:08:43.000 So I've organised a gun steal.
00:08:45.000 No biggie.
00:08:47.000 No skin off my back.
00:08:48.000 So, any minute now, I'm about to meet a man and a bat dog.
00:08:55.000 Could say.
00:08:59.000 I'm a bit nervous, to be honest.
00:09:02.000 But, you know, if it gets into Margate, then it serves its purpose, hasn't it?
00:09:09.000 It's logical.
00:09:41.000 He's just a mate, so I suppose he's a mate as well. He's got a need for no basis.
00:10:00.000 Peace. It's a standard hard gun, peace.
00:10:06.000 So, trainers, you know he's a G. Keep it down with you, mate, come on.
00:10:16.000 What are you after?
00:10:18.000 Basically, something small, compact, but massive in gangster qualities.
00:10:24.000 We're just the thing for you, I think.
00:10:26.000 Let's have a look.
00:10:29.000 Fucking hell.
00:10:30.000 A lot of guns, innit?
00:10:32.000 That is gangster.
00:10:33.000 Something small, compact, yeah?
00:10:34.000 Yeah, pretty.
00:10:35.000 Give it a try.
00:10:36.000 A lot of G. See how that feels.
00:10:39.000 It's a bit you, innit?
00:10:41.000 Not bad.
00:10:42.000 Did a lot of damage there.
00:10:44.000 That is pretty gangster, I suppose.
00:10:47.000 Sushi?
00:10:48.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 Does it look a bit like a female's gun?
00:10:51.000 I'm just wondering.
00:10:51.000 I called it the Prozzi gun.
00:10:53.000 You called it the Prozzi gun?
00:10:54.000 Well, no, not the Prozzi gun.
00:10:56.000 No.
00:10:56.000 Yeah, something else.
00:10:58.000 Small, compact, deadly, massive in G qualities.
00:11:02.000 Were you looking for a silent kill or a messy kill?
00:11:05.000 We've got loads of noise.
00:11:07.000 Probably not a messy kill.
00:11:08.000 Something smart and sophisticated.
00:11:10.000 Yeah, basically.
00:11:15.000 Look at that one, Joe.
00:11:20.000 That's G. Is that loaded?
00:11:25.000 No, good.
00:11:27.000 Yeah.
00:11:29.000 Yeah.
00:11:31.000 They're probably too big to take about, aren't they?
00:11:33.000 So.
00:11:34.000 Depends what sort of mission you're on, mate.
00:11:36.000 Yeah, just a sort of G mission, regular G mission.
00:11:40.000 So, cool.
00:11:43.000 Okay.
00:11:45.000 I'll take it.
00:11:47.000 Basically, last of my money.
00:11:49.000 So, a bit of a gamble.
00:11:56.000 So, what do we do now?
00:11:57.000 Do we take it for a test?
00:11:59.000 Take my word for it, mate.
00:12:01.000 It works.
00:12:02.000 Yeah, I know, but I need some target.
00:12:05.000 Well, you're not going to fucking practice it here, mate.
00:12:07.000 Yeah, I know, but maybe we could go.
00:12:09.000 I don't know.
00:12:09.000 It's up to you.
00:12:11.000 Right, well, basically, I'm brothers with the kickboxing champion of the world.
00:12:17.000 So, I think you want to take my word for it.
00:12:19.000 Who's that then?
00:12:20.000 Andrew Tate.
00:12:21.000 Never heard of it.
00:12:23.000 Hateful Tate web series hasn't got the views to be honest.
00:12:29.000 So, no target.
00:12:32.000 Should probably go because.
00:12:37.000 How'd you sleep?
00:12:39.000 Once you get to the best, get out of here, he's a nutter.
00:12:42.000 See you later, mate.
00:12:44.000 Cheers for the.
00:12:47.000 Had to.
00:12:48.000 Forgot the bullets as well, so.
00:12:51.000 Had to go back and literally borrowed money off my mum to get some bullets.
00:12:57.000 The cameraman left me because he wanted money as well.
00:13:03.000 What happened to just doing it for the love of it, you know?
00:13:05.000 Filming's not supposed to be about money.
00:13:07.000 He left me.
00:13:08.000 I had to pay for the bullets.
00:13:11.000 Then I went to target practice and tried to impress him with that.
00:13:31.000 That was probably a we passed the half.
00:13:49.000 Champions don't miss, either do worms.
00:14:38.000 I can't even send them that, can I? It's just borderline pathetic, so.
00:14:47.000 I mean, for the last hour, I've just been sort of posing for pictures here on Facebook, trying to get some bitches over.
00:14:58.000 Not even hot bitches, to be honest, literally anything.
00:15:02.000 But nothing's come.
00:15:07.000 So, that's fucking it.
00:15:12.000 It's over. I've got no mates.
00:15:17.000 I've got no takes.
00:15:26.000 Fuck it.
00:15:45.000 I'm watching Homes Under the Hound.
00:15:46.000 I was told about an interview.
00:15:47.000 I don't know what else we're going to be filming today.
00:15:49.000 I've got things to do.
00:15:50.000 It's not what you told me.
00:15:51.000 I've got my passport, so.
00:15:53.000 No, thank you.
00:15:54.000 Kristen!
00:15:54.000 Hey, my man.
00:15:55.000 How you doing?
00:15:56.000 Not bad, mate.
00:15:56.000 How are you?
00:15:57.000 Gary, don't be taking the piss.
00:15:58.000 I'm just trying to make me look like a cunt.
00:16:01.000 Because.
00:16:02.000 Who's paying for him?
00:16:03.000 You could miss the out, wouldn't you?
00:16:05.000 But I don't speak English.
00:16:06.000 Hey, man.
00:16:08.000 Kind of left me at the hotel there.
00:16:11.000 Iron Brew.
00:16:11.000 Didn't have you down as an Iron Brew, man.
00:16:13.000 I'm just like, bitches apply here.
00:16:16.000 Car's going back.
00:16:17.000 I think he's mad.
00:16:18.000 I think we're down about 700 pounds.
00:16:20.000 Hot girl supply, free burger king.
00:16:25.000 Hot women, inbox Andrew.
00:16:28.000 He's got paper.
00:16:34.000 Offensive.
00:16:36.000 Equally offensive.
00:16:39.000 Hot tub.
00:16:40.000 You.
00:16:43.000 You're a worm until you could do that.
00:16:45.000 I have a look from you.
00:16:47.000 Right, we'll find you.
00:16:49.000 Mate, completely.
00:16:49.000 You'd be an idiot not to.
00:16:50.000 We've finished our 20 drinks.
00:16:52.000 Absolutely.
00:16:52.000 I am.
00:16:53.000 Stop boom, boom, boom.
00:16:54.000 I'll tell you something.
00:16:56.000 We're done drinking here.
00:16:57.000 We started booming.
00:16:58.000 I've held onto money and saved it, put it in an ice hog, and was a dickhead.
00:17:01.000 I wouldn't be a fucking badass, would I?
00:17:03.000 Give me more money.
00:17:04.000 Okay, stutter.
00:17:05.000 Boom.
00:17:07.000 What do you mean I like the beer?
00:17:09.000 Rogue one for one rogue.
00:17:14.000 I've never given up my taste first.
00:17:16.000 Watch me.
00:17:16.000 I'll hit the gym.
00:17:17.000 Biceps will be bigger than ever before.
00:17:19.000 Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:17:22.000 You're not excited about Christmas.
00:17:23.000 Christmas isn't happening, Dave.
00:17:25.000 You're gonna have to get over that.
00:17:28.000 The boner Grinch.
00:17:30.000 Chainsaw in one hand, axe in the other.
00:17:33.000 Massive dong.
00:17:34.000 The 10-inch Grinch.
00:17:35.000 We are professional losers.
00:17:37.000 I use a complete prick.
00:17:40.000 Things about people.
00:17:41.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:17:43.000 Trump is a G. When someone comes up to me and takes my sandwich out of my hand and throws something on me, it's funny.
00:17:49.000 Like, I will literally end your life.
00:17:54.000 The ice bucket challenge was one of the most stressful periods of my life.
00:17:57.000 I'm just in Bucharest by myself then.
00:17:59.000 Yeah, you're in Romania, but be careful, it's dangerous.
00:18:07.000 You call me a taxi.
00:18:10.000 The president, the most powerful man in the world, is telling Ellen how brave she is, what amazing things she's done, all because she looked a bit up listening.
00:18:18.000 What is wrong with these people?
00:18:19.000 Bloody good to be back there, innit?
00:18:20.000 Tropical, mate.
00:18:21.000 No.
00:18:22.000 Seven degrees.
00:18:22.000 Uh huh.
00:18:23.000 I hate snow.
00:18:23.000 There's one thing I hate more than snow.
00:18:24.000 It's England.
00:18:25.000 See, people say, oh, Tate's got it easy.
00:18:26.000 Tate's a millionaire.
00:18:27.000 I don't have it easy.
00:18:27.000 I've got to decide where to go now.
00:18:29.000 I've been busy.
00:18:30.000 I'm a G. I've been busy.
00:18:33.000 I'm an international gangster.
00:18:35.000 I've got shit to do.
00:18:36.000 Give a fuck about this hard hand shit.
00:18:38.000 I mean, hateful.
00:18:39.000 What's it called?
00:18:39.000 Hateful Tate.
00:18:56.000 I missed. I fucking missed.
00:19:02.000 Hell of a toothache.
00:19:06.000 Hell of a toothache.