Tate Speech - April 16, 2017


S2 E7 - RIP WOLF

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THE HATEFUL TATE - S2 E6 - Travel Blog S2 E8 - Songkran Thai New Year Germ Warfarew

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

129.9

Word count

866

Sentence count

76


Transcript

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00:00:04.000 Dave, I think we've discovered a waterfall.
00:00:06.000 Nah, I think we have.
00:00:08.000 Must be the first people ever to see it.
00:00:10.000 They should name it the Tristan and Dave waterfall.
00:00:12.000 What a privilege.
00:00:12.000 What a privilege.
00:00:13.000 Unbelievable.
00:00:16.000 Ah.
00:00:16.000 Takes on the Orv8.
00:00:22.000 Coined it last night, what do you reckon?
00:00:31.000 Maybe.
00:00:34.000 Maybe.
00:00:35.000 Wicked!
00:00:35.000 Wicked!
00:00:36.000 Jungle is massive, wicked, wicked, wicked.
00:00:38.000 Literally, I hope you get fucking the same.
00:00:43.000 Jungle is massive, wicked, wicked, wicked.
00:00:45.000 Jungle is massive, wicked, wicked, wicked.
00:00:49.000 Incredible.
00:00:50.000 But big up!
00:01:03.000 He's letting the air out of our boat.
00:01:13.000 To be fair, you did say you'd only enjoy it if there's a risk of death.
00:01:16.000 There's definitely somewhat of that.
00:01:46.000 Company genius.
00:01:47.000 They should be doing the series.
00:01:48.000 The only solace I get is that anyone who gets happy that easily gets sad that easily.
00:01:51.000 It's all they make me feel good.
00:01:52.000 And when something bad happens, I don't give a fuck.
00:01:54.000 I just handled it.
00:01:55.000 If something bad happens to them, they're on antidepressants.
00:01:57.000 They want to kill themselves.
00:01:58.000 Because the microwave doesn't work.
00:01:59.000 But when they get a splash of water, they're happy, and the microwave doesn't work, and they're sad.
00:02:04.000 But when I just keep a level head, you fucking rich.
00:02:09.000 Drowning these people is close to my mind at least two stories, by the way.
00:02:12.000 Next person who splashes, I'm gonna jump in, skip over him, fucking get him in the water, fucking holding his head down for a little stupid fucking friend.
00:02:22.000 They're gonna fight me.
00:02:24.000 Thankfully, we managed to make it out of there without Andrew drowning anyone.
00:02:28.000 And we were safely back in Batong Tower, which was our new home.
00:02:32.000 But not for long.
00:02:33.000 We were soon to fly.
00:02:35.000 Some of us, literally.
00:02:37.000 You know how much that means.
00:02:40.000 You found that special thing.
00:02:43.000 You're flying with our wings.
00:02:59.000 That's the most uncomfortable experience ever.
00:03:02.000 I've never had a wedgie that big.
00:03:07.000 All the blood in your legs goes, so your legs just go numb.
00:03:10.000 You've got the worst wedgie ever, obviously, I've got a package like you look at the Dom.
00:03:15.000 So it doesn't fit.
00:03:16.000 My big dick's all squashed, and I'm floating, and my legs are numb.
00:03:21.000 Wasn't enjoyable, then?
00:03:22.000 Shit.
00:03:28.000 Tasty fruit, isn't it?
00:03:28.000 It tastes exactly the same as England.
00:03:33.000 Maybe it's a British tops.
00:03:35.000 Amazing.
00:03:37.000 What's been your favourite activity anyway so far?
00:03:42.000 Rafting's been okay.
00:03:47.000 Wolf's dead, which is bad news.
00:03:51.000 Really bad news.
00:03:52.000 Wolf was a G. Wolf was the best dog any man could have.
00:03:58.000 Now I'm in two minds whether I need to try and get another dog or just resign and remember Wolf forever.
00:04:11.000 Thing is about life you can get really upset about things.
00:04:14.000 I don't know you know when I said on the rapids like people who get Happy about little things get sad about things.
00:04:21.000 What I say people who get happy about things easily get sad about things.
00:04:24.000 Yeah And all the people will splash water and laugh and giggle like it's the most amazing thing in the world Something like this would crush them although I'm quite upset.
00:04:33.000 You know, you just got I've got quite a cerebral quite a neutral view to life It's not a nice thing.
00:04:39.000 I'm unhappy it happened.
00:04:41.000 But you can't let things get you down, man.
00:04:43.000 You gotta fucking keep pushing forward.
00:05:24.000 Easy to do that.
00:05:25.000 I think a lot of people in life are just like I look at other people and they're just feathers in the wind, like when bad things happen they're sad and when good things happen they're happy and they're just like a, like a feather in the wind, like at the beginning of Forrest Gump.
00:05:37.000 I always found that quite an interesting analogy the beginning of Forrest Gump.
00:05:40.000 There's a feather floating in the wind and I think it kind of is saying like Gump's life is just being him, being taken wherever the wind blows him, and he ends up in this crazy life.
00:05:50.000 I think a lot of people live that way where, especially by their emotions, good things happen, determine exactly how they feel, and I don't think that's the best way to get anywhere in life.
00:05:57.000 I think it's better to be in control of yourself, you know?
00:06:01.000 When bad things happen, that's fine and it's okay to feel sad about them, but you can't let that completely destroy you or own who you are.
00:06:10.000 Even temporarily, I think that's a bad thing to do because as upset as I am, I need to be smart enough to realize it's just chemicals in my body telling me a bad thing's happened, you know?
00:06:19.000 And I've just got to look at it from an external point of view and say, I miss my dog, I love my dog, it's chemicals in my body telling me You feel this way and sooner or later I feel better and you start to keep on keeping on.
00:06:27.000 There's no other way about it.
00:06:29.000 So, the option for a stunt doesn't work for Andy too.
00:06:32.000 For a stunt.
00:06:36.000 I could run faster than a forest bump in the end.