Tate Speech - April 18, 2017


S2 E8 - Songkran Thai New Year Germ Warfarew

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Lambo Rambo Dave Lloyd Bates Song Crown Songkran Shady Wear
S2 E7 - RIP WOLF S2 E9 - KARTS & BIKES

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

93.33

Word count

672

Sentence count

55


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Everyone's been everywhere in Thailand.
00:00:04.000 Fuck you.
00:00:04.000 Everyone's been everywhere.
00:00:06.000 Let me tell you something.
00:00:07.000 All your shit cheap experiences I could have.
00:00:10.000 And as well as that, I also have another experience you don't have called Five Star Hotel.
00:00:16.000 Fucking hate Thailand.
00:00:25.000 The key is not so good with the tap water, so gotta spit a lot.
00:00:34.000 Good thing about Thai and hotels, they provide you with a 3D roll on, slide it up.
00:00:42.000 Parrot botanicals, thank you very much.
00:00:49.000 Yeah, so basically, we've got a text on Trisman, they've gone out already.
00:00:53.000 Typical lads, lads on the door, you know.
00:00:57.000 No rest for the wicked.
00:00:58.000 I like a sleep, you know, like between an 8 and a 12 hour sleep.
00:01:02.000 That's uncomfortable with that.
00:01:04.000 So they've left somewhere between.
00:01:07.000 Six and seven hours.
00:01:11.000 Wait for this.
00:01:21.000 Lambo.
00:01:23.000 Lambo Rambo is what they call me.
00:01:26.000 So, yeah, as a Tate, you've got to have a Lamborghini, haven't you?
00:01:33.000 Even if it's just a replica t shirt.
00:01:36.000 So, I've got a good price for it.
00:01:38.000 Hang all tucked.
00:01:39.000 Beats on, Lambos on.
00:01:43.000 Raybons, yes please.
00:01:49.000 So, ready for action.
00:01:52.000 It does feel a bit wrong wearing trousers in Thailand because it's uncomfortably warm.
00:02:00.000 But you know, when the tapes say, Wear your best, wear your best, you know, they're not gonna be stitching me up with a little side street cafe, alright?
00:02:12.000 I'm gonna be eating in God knows where.
00:02:16.000 Five stars, five star plus, if anywhere.
00:02:20.000 Shall I take that hat?
00:02:23.000 Probably leave that at home.
00:02:24.000 Makes me look a bit harder than necessary to leave the hat.
00:02:33.000 I don't know what was going on here, but it looked like absolute carnage.
00:02:36.000 Look at it, mental.
00:02:37.000 Not the kind of place you want to go in your Sunday best, though, when you're wearing the Lambo t shirt.
00:02:41.000 But one for later, maybe.
00:02:43.000 Yo, Andrew!
00:02:45.000 Does Dave have any idea what Songkran is?
00:02:51.000 I told him to meet us here, and I told him to dress for the occasion.
00:02:55.000 What the fuck is this?
00:02:56.000 What the.
00:02:58.000 That's a fucking Lamborghini t shirt!
00:03:07.000 Oh, I don't fuck.
00:03:08.000 Everyone's fucking half naked, fucking wet.
00:03:15.000 That's not on.
00:03:16.000 Nope, she'd surrendered, tactically.
00:03:19.000 Well played.
00:03:21.000 Oh, not the beast!
00:03:26.000 Oh!
00:03:27.000 Oh!
00:03:30.000 Come on, the bees!
00:03:33.000 Oh!
00:03:33.000 The animals!
00:03:34.000 Hey!
00:03:38.000 Oh!
00:03:42.000 Fucking savages!
00:03:42.000 I don't know what the fuck's going on here, but this is not cool.
00:03:47.000 Look, look, I'm in my bloody trousers, Lamborghini tub, covered in white shit, soaked.
00:04:21.000 Dave, what the fuck are you wearing, mate?
00:04:25.000 You're dressed for the occasion!
00:04:30.000 Don't you know what the occasion is?
00:04:32.000 It's stonecraft!
00:04:34.000 Yeah, warfare!
00:04:35.000 I've looked at it!
00:04:36.000 Yeah, it's warfare, do you?
00:04:38.000 I'm dressed for the occasion, he's dressed for the occasion.
00:04:42.000 What the fuck is this?
00:04:44.000 They're ruined!
00:04:45.000 Fucking brand new Bluetooth!
00:04:50.000 Ah, at least you're smiling.
00:04:51.000 He's smiling!
00:04:53.000 You're nice and dry.
00:04:57.000 Oh, yep, it was Song Crown 2560.
00:05:02.000 Thai time.
00:05:03.000 My beats were ruined, but revenge was to be had.
00:05:06.000 I give you the G unit.
00:05:21.000 Yeah, I got 50 cent.
00:05:25.000 Lloyd Bates.
00:05:33.000 Yo, look.
00:05:34.000 T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- The pipes of your melon and your brains on the pavement These niggas is talking,
00:05:55.000 thinking security gon' save them Nobody gon' speak when homicide pay a visit Look you right in the eyes and tell you we don't know who did it Corrupted my street corner by shooting at the police The fiends up all night and the neighbors getting no sleep You better get used to it, you know how we do it Shady aftermath in the scope and G-Unit
00:06:29.000 Songcloth 2560 Turns out they used tap water to follow the video So all the trouble of trying to avoid it Pointless, futile, still end up with the shits Selfish video, probably more brand new documentaries So actually they're only 7
00:07:01.000 There's only one here in the phone that's broken so if you know me or you're partially deaf and it's a bit of a gangster and fancy to put me in touch.