Tate Speech - March 30, 2024


SHAGGY THE GOAT Part 1 | Tate Confidential Ep 224


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

157.11711

Word Count

1,744

Sentence Count

248

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

Shaggy the goat is my new pet and he's not a bad one! Shaggy has a bad attitude, but I think he's going to be a great pet. I just hope he doesn't get eaten by other animals. I don't know what else to do with him but keep an eye out for the next episode where we talk about it! I hope you enjoy this episode and that it doesn't make you want to get a pet of your own, but if it does, don't worry, we'll figure it out together. I'm not going to lie, I'm a little worried about this goat, but sometimes you just gotta spice things up around here, and that's exactly what this episode does! Enjoy, and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you never miss an episode! XOXO, Andrew, Tristan, Rory, and Tristan xoxo - The Jamaican Jerrod & Andrew xoxoxo (The Jamaican Boys) Xoxo is a new podcast hosted by the Jamaican boys and is all about Jamaican food, Jamaican coffee and Jamaican friends. Xxoxo Corrigo is my first pet, so if you like it, please leave us a review and tell us what you think of it! XOXOXO! (Thank you so much, please rate, rate, review and subscribe, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! - Cheers, Cheers! Cheers. - The Jerrigo, Rory & Andrew Xox Cheers - Corrigos :D Chiggy CHEERO (Chiggy is a good boy! Chaggy is my pet! xo, Chaggg (the Jamaican Boy! Cheeroy and Chagdog <3 - Chagog Thank you, Rory and Andrew xo - Choggy is here! CHAGGGY " Love, Rory Corrigog XO, Choggoog (ShagggG chaggy, & Chagg Tristan & Andrew . This is not a good one? is a goat?!? - Chogg is here!! ,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So here we are, finally found my pet, this is Shaggy guys.
00:00:14.000 For those of you at home that don't know, I live at the house now and I decided that a pet is the best way to move forward.
00:00:21.000 I mean, Andrew has GE, you know, Andrew and Tristan have GE as you know.
00:00:26.000 So yeah, I've decided that I wanted my own pet and a dog is just too cliche.
00:00:29.000 So I decided to give myself a go.
00:00:31.000 I think the perfect mate for this one is Shaggy.
00:00:34.000 So we're going to see what happens when we get back to the house.
00:00:36.000 I think Tristan's gonna love it.
00:00:38.000 Music Rory
00:01:02.000 Rory So this is Shaggy.
00:01:06.000 He's got a bad attitude.
00:01:08.000 Yeah, he's pretty bad.
00:01:10.000 Why do you have a goat?
00:01:12.000 I just figured, I need a pet.
00:01:13.000 And Tristan and Andrew have G, so now I have Shaggy.
00:01:17.000 There's no way they're going to be fine with you having a goat, Roy.
00:01:19.000 It's not okay. What do you mean?
00:01:21.000 Sometimes you've got to spice things up around here.
00:01:24.000 Guys we have a new roommate No way
00:01:28.000 Jesus It's a second
00:01:32.000 Guys, why are you calling him a second?
00:01:34.000 It wasn't me It's a good name
00:01:36.000 Come on, second Shaggy. Bro. He's cool, yeah?
00:01:40.000 I mean, I just want to spice things up around here, get myself a pet.
00:01:44.000 Andrew and Tristan have G. So now, the new member of the gang, Shaggy.
00:01:48.000 What's going on, Shaggy? I told you he's mad!
00:01:53.000 He's super mad! Yeah, but he's already tired of your shit.
00:01:57.000 He's mad for like 10 minutes. I think he's scared of Nigel.
00:02:00.000 Why is he scared of Nigel? Yeah, he might be scared of Nigel.
00:02:02.000 He recognizes me.
00:02:04.000 Goats recognize goats.
00:02:06.000 Oh, he did!
00:02:08.000 I knew he did!
00:02:10.000 I saw his tail go up!
00:02:12.000 I literally knew that he would!
00:02:14.000 Oh my god!
00:02:16.000 He's a fan of Peach!
00:02:18.000 I knew you!
00:02:20.000 I missed you!
00:02:22.000 You're gonna get some shit today!
00:02:24.000 That is your mate!
00:02:26.000 What do you mean? Your mate.
00:02:27.000 Oh my god.
00:02:29.000 He's just listening. He's finding his way.
00:02:31.000 Shaggy, good to move. He's finding his way.
00:02:33.000 I like Shaggy. I like Shaggy even more.
00:02:36.000 Alright. Come on, Shaggy. Out of here.
00:02:37.000 You can't be shitting in the fucking house, Shaggy.
00:02:41.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:46.000 Where's Tristan? I know you just finished an emergency meeting.
00:02:50.000 Has Rory fucked up my house? But I'm calling an official emergency meeting.
00:02:55.000 Has Rory fucked up the house? Let's go.
00:02:57.000 Oh, easy, guys. Why the fuck do you have a goat in my house?
00:03:05.000 I decided that now that I live here, I needed a pet.
00:03:09.000 And obviously you have G. Goats recognize goats, right?
00:03:12.000 Has G seen this yet?
00:03:13.000 No, no, no. Because he will kill this.
00:03:15.000 No, no, this goat's crazy. He is mad.
00:03:17.000 Let me tell you. He is fucking insane.
00:03:20.000 He's got bad attitude, this one.
00:03:21.000 Let me tell you. Shaggy's here to stay.
00:03:23.000 Shaggy? Shaggy's...
00:03:25.000 Oh, you didn't know his name's Shaggy.
00:03:26.000 Why did you purchase a goat?
00:03:29.000 I can't be mad. I should be much more mad about this than I am.
00:03:34.000 So you call a goat because goats recognize goats.
00:03:37.000 Goats recognize goats, G. Top G, top goat.
00:03:40.000 What does a goat even think in his spring?
00:03:42.000 No, he's alright. There's nothing going on between those two ears.
00:03:46.000 He's not house trained yet though.
00:03:47.000 He's shit on the sofa and yeah.
00:03:50.000 But he's not house trained. It's like when you get a new puppy, right?
00:03:52.000 You have to teach him things.
00:03:54.000 I'm teaching him fetch, rollover.
00:03:56.000 Why don't you teach him to go to your house?
00:04:03.000 We don't have an official Mo Pets War.
00:04:05.000 We don't. I'm supposed to be mad.
00:04:08.000 I can't be mad. I don't know what to say.
00:04:11.000 You know, sometimes you've got to spice things up a little bit.
00:04:15.000 Fine, the goat lives here.
00:04:17.000 Shaggy the goat. Nice.
00:04:18.000 Fine, we have a goat. But what I don't know what we're going to do about G, because G is going to kill him.
00:04:21.000 We can put him in the land behind the house.
00:04:23.000 They're going to be best friends. No, G will rip his throat.
00:04:24.000 G will kill this dog. This goat.
00:04:30.000 Shall we eat shaggy?
00:04:32.000 Trust the Jamaican to talk about Corrigo.
00:04:34.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:04:36.000 We can't eat shaggy. Shaggy's our boy, man.
00:04:39.000 You know? He's not here to lie.
00:04:40.000 He's here to tell the truth. I'm not even mad.
00:04:48.000 I'm not gonna show.
00:04:49.000 I'll know who they are.
00:04:50.000 Bye.
00:04:51.000 Alright, well, see you in a bit, guys.
00:04:53.000 So, Bailey.
00:05:07.000 I've been teaching him tricks all morning, and he's actually quite good.
00:05:12.000 So, Shaggy, look. What's this?
00:05:14.000 Shaggy. Shaggy fetch.
00:05:19.000 He did it earlier. He actually did.
00:05:20.000 I'm sure he did. He did. Nigel, can you pass me a stick again?
00:05:24.000 Here it is. Yeah?
00:05:26.000 No, look. Shaggy.
00:05:28.000 Shaggy fetch. Shaggy, come on, man.
00:05:33.000 You're showing me off. You're showing me off in front of the cameras.
00:05:35.000 Come on. Shaggy, sit.
00:05:38.000 Shaggy, sit. He did it earlier.
00:05:41.000 He did. I'm sure you've done, like, give me hoof.
00:05:45.000 Yeah. As well. That's his next trick.
00:05:46.000 That's his next trick. Shaggy, hoof.
00:05:49.000 This one. Yeah.
00:05:50.000 See that? You see that?
00:05:53.000 He's actually getting real trained.
00:05:54.000 I mean, I've only had him a day.
00:05:56.000 So, yeah, I mean, it's going to take a bit more time, but...
00:05:59.000 I think he's really starting to grow on me.
00:06:02.000 So, yeah. Can he roll over?
00:06:04.000 Hold on. Can he play dead?
00:06:06.000 Bro, that's going to be a toughie, but I'm going to work on it for sure.
00:06:11.000 But right now he's just, I don't know, I think he wants to relax because he's around the sofas and stuff.
00:06:15.000 You know, he doesn't want to do any tricks, but he's alright.
00:06:17.000 He's growing on me, man. He's growing on me.
00:06:19.000 I'm just going to show him the supercars.
00:06:21.000 I think you should. So, Shaggy, this is a Lada.
00:06:24.000 Now, it might not look fast, but this is an absolute classic.
00:06:27.000 You know? The Russians. Show him the inside.
00:06:38.000 Let him get in. Let him experience this.
00:06:40.000 I don't think he likes that one.
00:06:46.000 Let's show him something different. Yeah, fair enough.
00:06:49.000 Now we're talking. Now we're talking.
00:06:51.000 See that gear change? He was ready.
00:06:55.000 Sorry guys, coming through.
00:06:57.000 Goats recognize goats.
00:06:59.000 So, Shaggy, look. This is an SF90. Now this runs at 1,000 horsepower, which is very fast, Shane.
00:07:06.000 I mean, maybe we'll take you out one day.
00:07:09.000 Maybe you can go for a ride.
00:07:10.000 It's also got some upgrades on it.
00:07:13.000 Shaggy, listen to me when I'm talking to you.
00:07:15.000 It's also got some carbon alloys on here and it's been matte PPF. Looks sick, right?
00:07:20.000 And this is the Aston.
00:07:21.000 Let me show you this one. This is going to blow your mind.
00:07:24.000 This one runs at 770 brake horsepower, but don't be fooled because it keeps up with everything.
00:07:30.000 It's good. We took this one to the mountains the other day, where we see some of your friends.
00:07:33.000 But we won't talk about what happened to them.
00:07:36.000 Scott. Show him Alex's Lambo.
00:07:38.000 Yeah, I think he might like that.
00:07:40.000 He walks with me freely now, most of the time.
00:07:43.000 Which is great. Which means he's starting to...
00:07:45.000 He's starting to get a connection, you know?
00:07:47.000 Goats recognise goats.
00:07:49.000 So, Cherki, this is a Lamborghini.
00:07:54.000 I think this one's currently running at about 610.
00:07:57.000 But yeah, do you like the colour?
00:08:00.000 You like it? Look, it's got yellow disc calibers.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, it's a real head turner, this one.
00:08:05.000 I think this one belongs to Alex, Shaggy.
00:08:08.000 I think this is the supercar that the boys bought Alex.
00:08:10.000 I think he actually likes this one.
00:08:11.000 He's more into this one.
00:08:13.000 I think you need to take him for a drive in this one.
00:08:15.000 See? He kissed the badge.
00:08:17.000 He kissed the badge. Oh, Shag.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, see, Shaggy? I think he's got a favourite.
00:08:22.000 Is that your favourite one, Shaggy?
00:08:24.000 Is that your favourite one? Why you got an attitude still?
00:08:27.000 This is what I mean. Like, sometimes he's real friendly and then he just puts on this mad, like, bad boy attitude.
00:08:32.000 There's no reason for it.
00:08:33.000 Come on. Let me show you the rims.
00:08:36.000 Look at these. What do you think of these?
00:08:39.000 Huh? Very expensive to service.
00:08:41.000 Yeah. That's right.
00:08:43.000 Probably smells bad because Alex has been in it.
00:08:46.000 He's really starting to grow on me.
00:08:47.000 It's like walking a dock. It's quite easy.
00:08:49.000 Like, now he knows me. He just keeps up alongside me.
00:08:52.000 Gary, come on. Shaggy.
00:08:54.000 Come on, Shaggy. See?
00:08:58.000 I think everyone should have a pet goat.
00:08:59.000 You know? Even the name goat is fucking cool, right?
00:09:02.000 Because it means greatest of all time.
00:09:04.000 So in my opinion if you haven't got to go, go out and get one today.
00:09:08.000 Come on Jack.
00:09:10.000 Oh you make me live.
00:09:13.000 Whatever this world can give to me.
00:09:18.000 You, you're all I see.
00:09:22.000 Oh you make me live now honey.
00:09:26.000 Oh you make me live.
00:09:29.000 Oh you're the best friend that I ever had.
00:09:36.000 I've been with you such a long time.
00:09:40.000 Jack, this is different.
00:09:43.000 This is where we do work out, bro.
00:09:44.000 Get that fucking piss out of my gym.
00:09:47.000 No, no. He wants to see how we work out.
00:09:49.000 He doesn't want to see anything.
00:09:51.000 If he's going to live here, Tristan, we have to show him how we live.
00:09:54.000 Sorry to interrupt your workout.
00:09:56.000 Look, can you just...
00:09:58.000 What is this? What is this?
00:10:02.000 This is called a weight bar.
00:10:05.000 So we go up and down.
00:10:09.000 Stop eating your rope and concentrate for a minute.
00:10:11.000 Get that fucking goat out of my gym or I'll fucking kill it.
00:10:15.000 I'll kill and eat your pet boy.
00:10:17.000 I don't give a shit. Get it out of my gym.
00:10:20.000 Listen, he doesn't mean it.
00:10:22.000 I fucking do. Come on, Chad.
00:10:23.000 He doesn't mean it. Come on.
00:10:25.000 See what I mean, baby? Live and let live.
00:10:28.000 I'd never threaten to kill Tristan's pet.
00:10:30.000 Come on, Chad. Let's go.
00:10:33.000 What the fuck is wrong with that boy?
00:10:36.000 He's 35 years of age.
00:10:38.000 What is wrong with him?
00:10:40.000 I think he's gonna grow on you.
00:10:42.000 I'm gonna kill this fucking goat.
00:10:44.000 Christopher, what have you done?
00:10:56.000 Tea. Trivia.
00:11:03.000 Hello Rory. How are you today?