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SMOKING CIGARS IN THE BOXING RING | Tate Confidential Ep. 84


Summary

Tristan and Luke are in a fight and it s getting tense. Andrew and Tristan are on the other side of the ring trying to save the day, but it s not as easy as it looks. Listen to find out who s winning and who s losing in the fight. Also, find out what s going on with Luke s birthday party and find out if it s really as bad as it sounds. Just pay the 2.95 postage and you re in for a treat. Enjoy the episode and remember to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we ll read it out to the world. Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast. We really appreciate it. XOXO, Andrew and Luke xoxo Xoxo, Andrew & Tristan Tristan: Luke: . Andrew: , & Andrew: . Luke's birthday party: Luke and Andrew's birthday: 1:00:00 2:30:00 3:15:00 4:40:00 5:00 Tristan's party 6:20:00 My birthday party 7:00 After the fight 8:00 The fight 9:00 What's the worst thing I ve ever done? 10:00 11:00 Can you tell me what you think of a fight? 12:00 How do you feel about your birthday party? 13:00 Do you think it s better than a real one? 14: 15:00 I don t get denied? 16: Is it better? 17:40 18: What do you like it? 19:00 Does it get better than that? 21:30 22:00 21:00 23:00 24:00 22:10 25:00 27:00 26:20 27:20 26:00 29:00 28:00 30:00 32:00 31:00 33:00 34:00 35:00 36: Is this better than the best thing I m going to fight 35: Is there a better than this? 36:00 37:00 38:00 39:00 40: Is that better than you think I m gonna fight tomorrow? 41:00 41:15 39:20) 40:00 43:00 45:00 44:00


Transcript

00:00:00.000 **Music**
00:00:48.000 Now go hold your ground there.
00:00:49.000 loop. Going backwards does nothing for you. Good. Good, but hold your ground.
00:01:03.000 Perfect. Hold your ground Luke.
00:01:22.000 Come on, you're walking back too much now.
00:01:24.000 That's it, that's better. Perfectly fine.
00:01:28.000 Counter attack. Good.
00:01:33.000 Throw it back. Woo!
00:01:53.000 This is the real world, Luke.
00:01:55.000 I'm gonna feel like you.
00:01:58.000 In 48 hours.
00:02:00.000 This is the world we live in.
00:02:02.000 It's a violent place. We're gonna imagine it all.
00:02:05.000 If you don't know what a coward is on the team, one more round.
00:02:12.000 It's a pressure loop.
00:02:18.000 Every time you walk backwards you get your ass kicked.
00:02:21.000 If you're trying to get your ass kicked, then walk backwards.
00:02:25.000 If you're not trying to get your ass kicked, don't walk backwards.
00:02:28.000 Side to side and forward only.
00:02:30.000 Good. He dodged the punches, but so?
00:02:48.000 Stay there. Alright, walking backwards now.
00:02:51.000 Luke's gonna start getting his ass kicked.
00:02:52.000 Good Luke, now throw.
00:03:01.000 And throw.
00:03:13.000 Alright, he's walking backwards.
00:03:15.000 He's walking backwards. He's getting his ass kicked time.
00:03:20.000 See? Now he's going to get his ass kicked.
00:03:22.000 Here it comes. Alright, I'm changing teams.
00:03:27.000 Andrew, work the body. Back again.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, we're back. We're still crying right now.
00:03:36.000 Yeah. No one in my party died, by the way.
00:03:43.000 They're all still alive and healthy people.
00:03:45.000 Now? Wait for COVID to hit them, Tristan.
00:03:49.000 Tristan, we basically just committed genocide.
00:03:51.000 There's no COVID at my party.
00:03:52.000 Tristan, listen, this was basically genocide.
00:03:54.000 50 people, it's not genocide.
00:03:56.000 So what does- Why?
00:04:18.000 Emergency. They want me to fight tomorrow.
00:04:21.000 Against some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
00:04:25.000 Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
00:04:29.000 So, if you want to fight tomorrow, I think I need some whiskey and cigars now to empower me through the fight.
00:04:37.000 What do you think? It's textbook.
00:04:38.000 No, that's not textbook.
00:04:40.000 That's training. What do you mean? What do you know?
00:04:42.000 How is that? How is that for you for her?
00:04:45.000 Okay, zero. Okay, exactly.
00:04:46.000 Okay. Exactly.
00:04:48.000 So you agree. So you agree that you don't know what you're talking about.
00:04:51.000 That can't be textbook.
00:04:53.000 So I'm gonna do a little bit of training, and I'm gonna sit here and have some whiskey, and I'm gonna fight tomorrow.
00:04:57.000 Nice. Because I know you, he's going to get his ass whooped.
00:05:02.000 Exactly, because I drink whiskey.
00:05:03.000 But no, it's not the whiskey.
00:05:05.000 Without the whiskey. No, it's despite the whiskey, not because of the whiskey.
00:05:10.000 No, it's despite it. It's because of the whiskey.
00:05:12.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
00:05:14.000 Why don't you leave the pros to talk about fighting?
00:05:18.000 This is true.
00:05:19.000 And you can talk about whatever it is you do.
00:05:23.000 I wouldn't mind if your life spin it over I'd waste it all Yo, it's boosting up my left hand, man.
00:05:35.000 I'm gonna smash across your face.
00:05:37.000 Keep going with that. Listen, this is how I train.
00:05:44.000 This is how I train that day.
00:05:46.000 Oh, fuck. Oh, get tired.
00:05:48.000 I smoked some of these cigars. Listen.
00:05:50.000 Tired. Tired is a social construct.
00:05:54.000 I'll be tired after the fight.
00:05:55.000 During the fight, buckle someone up.
00:05:57.000 Left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg.
00:06:00.000 By the end, he's gone.
00:06:02.000 I'm afraid.
00:06:07.000 The next day, I was in the gym.
00:06:09.000 I was in the gym, and I saw a guy with a super combat suit.
00:06:13.000 I said, I'm going to fight him.
00:06:15.000 He said, I'm going to fight you.
00:06:17.000 I said, I'm going to fight you.
00:06:19.000 He said, I'm going to fight you.
00:06:21.000 I said, I'm going to fight you.
00:06:24.000 I'm going to beat you.
00:06:40.000 Oooooh, oooh, ooooh.
00:06:47.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:52.000 I don't get denied, it's cool.
00:06:55.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:57.000 All I've been saying is, what's cool?
00:07:00.000 Blue and blue.
00:07:04.000 Time!
00:07:07.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:16.000 I don't get denied, it's cool.
00:07:23.000 All I've been saying is, what's cool?
00:07:26.000 Blue and blue.
00:07:36.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:41.000 I don't get denied, it's cool.
00:07:46.000 All I've been saying is, what's cool?
00:07:51.000 Blue and blue.
00:07:54.000 Time!
00:07:57.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:08:01.000 I don't get denied, it's cool.
00:08:05.000 All I've been saying is, what's cool?
00:08:09.000 Blue and blue.
00:08:12.000 Time!
00:08:15.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:08:19.000 I don't get denied, it's cool.
00:08:23.000 All I've been saying is, what's cool?
00:08:27.000 Blue and blue.
00:08:31.000 Time!
00:08:35.000 They are. The memes are good.
00:08:37.000 The memes are why Bitcoin prices skyrocketed.
00:08:39.000 Hey Luke, do you mind going outside?
00:08:41.000 I've got food for us. Goddammit.
00:08:44.000 No, I'm just wondering. Do you mind going outside?
00:08:46.000 Food's here. Yeah, what food?
00:08:49.000 Delicious food. That's what I thought.
00:08:51.000 That's what I thought. Exotic cuisine.
00:08:54.000 Yeah, he's outside. He's calling me now.
00:08:55.000 Where are Japanese people from?
00:08:57.000 Where are Japanese people from?
00:08:59.000 China. Mexico!
00:09:01.000 Why don't you go get our food, Luke? Because it's ass.
00:09:04.000 Okay, there's the car. I can hear it now.
00:09:06.000 What's that? Let me send this meme.
00:09:10.000 Taco Bell's banned from the house, though, Luke.
00:09:12.000 So what do you think I have? Last guess.
00:09:14.000 McDonald's. Burger King.
00:09:16.000 Chicken and rice. McDonald's.
00:09:17.000 Chicken and rice. Burger King. Good guesses.
00:09:19.000 So Taco Bell's banned from the house, yeah?
00:09:21.000 Some other Mexican food. Some other Mexican food.
00:09:23.000 What is that? Welcome to big school.
00:09:33.000 You can't say I banned it and then order it.
00:09:35.000 Can I? The forbidden fruit tastes all the more sweet.
00:09:41.000 Can you at least get the french fry things again?
00:09:42.000 Yes. If you're going to order a taco bell, why do you order so much?
00:09:47.000 Every time. Way too much.
00:09:49.000 There's fucking cheesy fries, 10 burritos, 10 tacos, 10 of them big circle things, cakes.
00:09:54.000 That's what you're not talking about for 10 humans.
00:09:56.000 10 people. And we hate Taco Bell.
00:09:59.000 You don't even want it. I eat one cheesy fry, feel disgusted with myself, and then don't even look at the other things.
00:10:04.000 Why is it when you're in a club that you order loads and bottles of champagne more than anyone can drink?
00:10:09.000 I'll tell you what. I'm talking about bitches who like champagne.
00:10:12.000 Every time you order a Taco Bell and you're talking about a bunch of fucking hoes who love Taco Bell, I wouldn't complain.
00:10:16.000 It's just us three feeling sick.
00:10:20.000 I'd rather literally have zero Taco Bell.
00:10:24.000 Zero. Zero is better.
00:10:27.000 Hoes love guacamole, bro.
00:10:29.000 Just saying. Why do we do this?
00:10:35.000 I feel sick.
00:10:36.000 I'm sick now. I was happier before.
00:10:39.000 Alright, I think this is giving me Corona.
00:10:42.000 I might rather have Corona.
00:10:44.000 Me too. Yeah.
00:10:47.000 Alright, talk about Ben from now.
00:10:49.000 You made it yesterday.
00:10:51.000 It's Ben for real now.
00:10:53.000 It's Ben for the next two weeks.
00:10:55.000 It's not real. It is.
00:10:57.000 I promise there'll be no Taco Bell here for next week.
00:10:59.000 I know, but I also know that's bullshit.
00:11:01.000 Why? I know why. Why?
00:11:03.000 Because we're gone. There will actually be no Taco Bell in this house.
00:11:10.000 I bet Dubai has Taco Bells.
00:11:14.000 I feel super sick.
00:11:16.000 I know you do too, and you just keep eating just to try and prove a point.
00:11:19.000 What are you talking about? You're not happy.
00:11:21.000 I'm enjoying the stir. No, I can see in your face you're not happy at all.
00:11:24.000 What's this? You're the virgin strong one.