Tate Speech - Tate on Business Women

In this episode, I talk about how to turn your passion into a successful business and how to become a millionaire. I also talk about why you should quit business if you don t have a passion and why you don't even need a passion to make money and how you should just be happy being a nice girl and being nice all the time. If you have no idea what a passion is, then you need to quit business because if you really believe in your passion then you ll make money. I don t even care about making money, I just want you to be happy and I have unlimited money for what you want to do with that money. I don't care about your passion, I only care about you making money and being happy and being satisfied with your life and that's all I care about! Ladies and gentlemen, if you still believe in the crap you see in business online, then quit business completely because you re not going to make any money from it and you re going to have to start your own business or you ll never get the money you want and you won t even get the satisfaction you deserve. I'm going to give you the best business advice I can give you, and you're not even going to get the chance to learn how to be a millionaire because I'm gonna show you how to do it! I will show you exactly what a millionaire is really about and you can do it and I'll show you the REAL money and you'll learn how you can become one. so you can be one, you'll get the REAL MONEY, you won't even if you have the money, you deserve it, you're gonna have it, and it's going to be able to have it all, you can have it and it will be the real money you need it, it's gonna be a good business, you will have the real business you'll have the REAL business you're going to learn to make it all the money that you need, you ll be the money to get it, I'm not even have to have the MONEY you'll even have it so you'll know how to get money to do that, I'm giving you the money I'm talking about it, yayeeeeeeeeee, I'll teach you the secret of how to make you the rant, I will teach you how , I'll tell you how I can be a MONEY and you will get money,

00:00:00.000 you know what happens when you're a real g you guys aren't real g so you don't know i'll tell

00:00:10.500 you what happens when you're a real g when you're a real g you end up with all these chicks right 1.00

00:00:13.060 and when you have all these chicks they're obviously fall in love with you instantly

00:00:16.200 and they fall in love with you completely and they comply blindly they listen to you why wouldn't

00:00:21.620 they listen to you you're the best thing they could possibly ever get of course they listen

00:00:24.340 and what happens also when you're a real g is that you're here you're there you're everywhere

00:00:27.460 you're making moves you're making money you gotta go to poland you gotta go to warsaw 0.96

00:00:31.440 fucking dubai miami anyone who watches take confidential knows i'm all over the place 0.99

00:00:36.340 so i end up with all these chicks just stuck in their house sitting there bored completely in 1.00

00:00:40.040 love with me and of course they don't go out they're not allowed out like all tapes away so

00:00:45.100 they go out with their friends no no no no you don't go to the club with your friends i don't 0.99

00:00:49.060 know what kind of bitch-ass dude is letting his chicks go to the club with her friends without 1.00

00:00:53.460 him no you stay in the house you don't go nowhere you're not no restaurants no clubs nothing so 1.00

00:01:03.000 because i have all these chicks sitting in their houses and they're bored and i'm going here there 1.00

00:01:06.100 and everyone making money they all end up coming up with the same idea and their idea is this

00:01:10.440 sooner or later it's a full circle they say well andrew they text it they text a nice long text

00:01:16.880 and they say it in a way like i'm going to be pleased with what i read that's what's actually 0.97

00:01:20.560 amazing they say hey i've got a great idea heart heart what bitch no seriously it's such 1.00

00:01:28.140 a good idea what bitch she's like well you're always busy working so why don't i start a 1.00

00:01:35.080 business too so that i'm not bored while you're away and we can make more money like i'm gonna 0.99

00:01:40.060 and they expect me to go yay yeah great no i don't need you one i don't even need women 1.00

00:01:47.360 to make money why would i want you making money for what i have unlimited money i have so much

00:01:52.380 money what i want you to do is just be pleasant and smile and comply and obey i want you to be 0.98

00:01:58.180 happy all the time the last thing i want you doing is fucking making money because we don't need any 0.98

00:02:01.780 money but worse than all that you want me to pay to start your business that's what this real thing 0.99

00:02:06.500 is every single fucking time and the worst thing is women believe in all the crap they see about 1.00

00:02:10.980 business online right like follow your passions if you really believe in your passion then you'll make 0.99

00:02:15.780 money which is not even true that's the worst business advice ever do you think the chinese

00:02:20.060 billionaire the concrete billionaire in china is passionate about concrete you think he's jerking 0.99

00:02:25.720 off over concrete i think he rubs his face on concrete blocks no he doesn't give a fuck he wants to get 0.99

00:02:31.140 paid anyone out here who's actually made any real money knows sometimes you've got to do shit you don't 0.99

00:02:34.820 want to do to get paid so this whole passion thing is garbage if you still believe that then you should 0.99

00:02:39.080 fucking quit business completely so because women believe this junk then they come at you with one of their 1.00

00:02:43.560 passions and usually around about 99 of the time and i'd know because i've had this exact conversation 1.00

00:02:50.660 probably around 100 times with 100 different women and 99 of them said the same thing one of them said

00:02:56.940 pet grooming don't get me started the other 99 said beauty salon i want to open a beauty salon

00:03:04.040 why do you want to open a beauty salon oh because you know i really like makeup and i'm really good at

00:03:08.700 makeup and i watch these things on youtube about makeup and my friend claire is really good at makeup and i

00:03:12.320 know all these girls who need their makeup done and it's really hard to get your makeup done properly 1.00

00:03:15.280 and i will be the place you can get your makeup done properly it's going to become called beauty 0.92

00:03:19.160 elysium and everyone's going to come and they're going to make up done and it's going to be a big

00:03:23.840 successful business so i just need you to rent me a building and put gucci sofas in and get me a nice

00:03:29.880 sexy sign and cover the whole place in flowers and spend all your money so that i can at 11 45 crawl out 0.99

00:03:36.100 of bed with a fucking cappuccino and walk in there with my hair fucking curled like a ceo in a little 0.99

00:03:42.020 girl suit and look around all my customers and all the money i'm making and have them do my makeup and 1.00

00:03:47.240 then i'll go off for lunch at two o'clock and we'll be millionaires 1.00

00:03:50.280 shut the fuck up you know women don't have a clue how fucking business works that wouldn't ever work 1.00

00:03:57.920 but this is how it works in their mind in their mind they're going to have this little cute 1.00

00:04:01.140 beauty shop and they're going to go there for like 20 minutes and they're going to fuck about 1.00

00:04:06.540 and everyone's going to be laughing it's all going to be funny ha ha ha big jokes like sex in the city 0.99

00:04:11.340 episode and money's going to come from the sky they don't anticipate the fact that every single 1.00

00:04:16.500 organization that is primarily run by females is just a fucking bitch fest anyway the staff are 1.00

00:04:21.460 going to hate you bitch the staff are going to hate each other the staff are going to start stealing 1.00

00:04:25.080 customers behind your back because you're never there the staff who's the actual members of staff 1.00

00:04:29.120 who are doing the actual work the fucking makeup are going to be like you know what that bitch never 1.00

00:04:33.260 even comes into her own business fuck this hey customer i could do the exact same thing at your 1.00

00:04:38.020 house cheaper at 7 p.m tonight you're gonna get famoosed you're gonna get famoosed taxes you're gonna do 1.00

00:04:45.200 the taxes what about the fucking fire code where's the fire extinguisher gonna go bitch oh you know all 1.00

00:04:50.360 about the fucking gucci sofas what about the fire extinguishers it is fucking garbage and they're 1.00

00:04:55.860 looking for your money to pay for it so they can put their fucking name on it beauty elysium by claire 1.00

00:05:02.520 claire shut up claire you swallow come on claire you literally swallow what the fuck do you know 1.00

00:05:09.740 about business be quiet worst thing about all of this is every single time the bitch comes with this 1.00

00:05:14.280 shit i obviously say no because it's never going to make money you think it's going to be some dream 1.00

00:05:17.820 because you don't understand business it's going to be stress it's going to be headache no the worst 0.99

00:05:21.140 thing is though i know a lot of millionaires who say yes and i've had to stop talking to guys because

00:05:26.040 they agreed to open a business for their chick now i know you normies are sitting here going what 1.00

00:05:30.480 you're going to stop talking to your friend because he opens a business with his wife yes you fucking 1.00

00:05:36.500 heard me correctly that's exactly what i will do now you normallows you normal little peons you worms 0.99

00:05:44.960 you peasants you don't understand why i would do something like that but i'm going to explain it to you 0.98

00:05:49.320 if i'm at a table for dinner and i'm with my friend i expect us both to be perspicacious high

00:05:55.380 alert perhaps someone's going to approach me from behind with a machete with murderous intent

00:05:59.280 and i want my friend to warn me i want him to notice and tell me so i can activate the aikido

00:06:04.500 and disarm the assailant what i don't want is my friend too busy typing on his phone arguing with his 0.97

00:06:11.140 wife over some bullshit business he should have never fucking started to not pay enough attention to 1.00

00:06:16.540 protect me i roll with guys who are switched on and i'm telling you this more than sickness 1.00

00:06:25.380 more than natural disasters female bullshit has wasted more male energy than anything on the face 1.00

00:06:33.420 of the planet since the dawn of human time female arguments have wasted more male energy than anything 1.00

00:06:38.680 else you can name every single one of you knows those dudes were sitting there just texting away 0.98

00:06:42.780 arguing with some bitch not paying attention to the outside world yeah in a minute in a minute 1.00

00:06:46.920 fuck you bitch i ain't got time for that i don't want it round me you understand so when a guy says 1.00

00:06:53.100 oh i'm gonna open my wife a beauty salon i can just stop being his friend because i know he is no 1.00

00:06:57.020 longer perspicacious he's no longer combat ready because he's gonna end up arguing with that bitch 1.00

00:07:00.460 over that fucking salon every single time they argue and they argue because the dude forks up two 0.99

00:07:07.280 million he builds the sign beauty elysium by claire they have the opening party with the free champagne 0.99

00:07:15.040 that costs fucking 25 g's all her friends come her friends ain't gonna pay her to do makeup they're her 1.00

00:07:20.620 friends boys men will pay their friend in their friend's business because we understand how business 0.99

00:07:26.000 works girls won't girls will go well i've known claire forever she should do me for free so all her

00:07:31.520 friends wanted to be done for free anyway so all her friends are sitting there drinking champagne 0.84

00:07:35.100 they're not even fucking customers claire realizes oh i don't have any business i'm sitting here all 0.98

00:07:40.160 day bored this is bullshit i want to go to lunch disappears on long lunch breaks and about three 0.99

00:07:46.200 weeks later the place is barely functioning you just spent two million three weeks later it's limping 1.00

00:07:51.780 along and my friend is sitting there on the phone to his fucking bitch why aren't we open i spent two 0.99

00:07:56.840 million it's wednesday afternoon and the place is closed and claire's like well and i couldn't make it in 0.99

00:08:03.460 because her kid was sick and i have a migraine what do you want me to do about it bitch i gave 1.00

00:08:10.400 you two million now you won't even go to fucking work because of a migraine i got punched in the 1.00

00:08:14.500 face i had 87 professional kickboxing matches you don't talk about fucking headaches you dumb hoe 1.00

00:08:18.020 there's a reason i don't start these stupid businesses for bitches because i'd lose my temper 1.00

00:08:21.680 with one of them i'd set the whole fucking place on fucking fire fuck her and fuck her shit business 1.00

00:08:26.660 but these dudes don't listen these dudes don't understand so they end up opening them 1.00

00:08:29.700 and that's the exact kind of conversations they have exact to the t the chick just stops trying 1.00

00:08:35.620 failing she wanted to be a sex in the city episode she wanted to walk in with a little dog and a 1.00

00:08:40.960 frappuccino yeah my business i'm such a successful business lady like a fucking rom-com you're not 1.00

00:08:46.800 julia roberts hoe you're an idiot you're an idiot and your business is never gonna make money and any 1.00

00:08:51.560 man who agrees to fund anything for his chick purely because she is bored is a fucking moron 1.00

00:08:57.360 so 1.00

00:08:58.220 you

00:09:18.340 Thank you.

Tate Speech - July 14, 2022

Tate on Business Women

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