Tate on James Bond
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Summary
The story of the sword of damocles and how he lost his throne and became a man. The story of how he became the man he is today. And how it all ties back to the movie James Bond. I m starting to get worried about the future of this world and how we are all going to survive it. I m not sure what s going to happen to me, but I know one thing for sure, it s not going to be pretty. I am going to die soon and I can t wait to see what happens to me next. I ve been living the life of a king for a while now and it s been fun for a very long time, but it s time to wake up and realize that I m going to have to make a decision about what s next for me and the rest of the world. If I don t make it to the throne, I ll never be the man I always dreamed of being, and if I do, I'm going to get to be the guy who s supposed to do it, and I'll be the one who does it the way he's supposed to be, and that's not even close to being the guy they simply need him to be. Let s talk about it, shall we? xoxo, JAMES BOND . XOXO, J.B. XO , EJ & Tate - The bond Podcast (featuring James Bond, EJAMES BORDER and EJ TATE & EJ SONLY JAMES BRADYANOTHER JAMES DOUGAR is out here on the planet, and it's a good one, so I hope you like it, yay! JAMES bond is a good friend of mine, and he's going to give me a chance to make it all the love it deserves it. Thank you for letting me know what you think of it, I love you. - EJ&TATE, JORDAN BOND, and thank you for all the support I can give it, love you, love, support, support me, and support me with your support, and much more. I really appreciate it, you're all so much, I really do appreciate it all of that love, I appreciate it so much. xOXO - JORDANS BORDERS EJ
Transcript
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i'm actually james bond i know no luke i actually am james bond we've just pulled into my
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lair in the rolls royce starry eyes i've got the starry roof look at my other cars i'm james bond
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and it was fun for a very long time but i'm starting to get genuinely concerned
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have you heard of the story of the sword of damocles have you heard of that
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never it's an old story i think it's ancient greek it's very very old and it's a story about a king
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who did a lot of crazy things a lot of brutal horrible things to come to power and once he
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came to power he could no longer rule fairly or justly because he would look weak in the eyes of
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his enemies so he continued to do unfair and unjust things and the king damocles was sitting on his
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throne and all around his throne he had gold he had beautiful women he had fruits he had everything
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a man could desire and his servant of many many decades 30 40 years said i can't imagine how it
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would feel to sit in that throne i've seen you in that throne for all of this time and all i can
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imagine is the feeling of just sitting on that throne and people adoring you i can't possibly imagine
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damocles said the things i have done to get here the things i have done to take my place on this
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throne i mean it doesn't feel the way you would imagine it but tomorrow i'm gonna let you sit in the
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so the slave couldn't sleep the servant was awake all night imagining the day he's finally
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going to sit in the throne and be able to grab fruit grab titties at random in this golden chair
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you couldn't possibly imagine how amazing it's going to feel but damocles wanted to replicate
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the feeling of power because what happens when you're powerful is that people want what you have
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so damocles hung a sword by a single horse's hair above the throne when the servant sat down for
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the first few seconds he was a stag he was happy until he looked up and he saw the sword
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he started to panic and feel uneasy because he realized that although you have all of the worldly
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goods around you still there is the things you have done to get there do you understand it haunts
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you from the past and it's hanging over your head and at any moment you can die and the slave didn't
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want to be in the chair anymore they gave damocles the throne back that's the sword of damocles now
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i've been living that life for a while but the difference between me and everyone else is
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when i look up at the sword i appreciate its beauty i see the glimmer of the sword in the sunlight i think
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isn't that beautiful maybe one day it will fall probably look pretty beautiful as it falls just
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before i die that's why i am where i am that's why i've done the things nobody else can do that's
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why i live the life nobody else can live everyone sits me because i want your life you couldn't do
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what i've done i've told you all what i've done and you still won't do it you can't do what i've done
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because you couldn't handle being me the sword would frighten you i've learned to fall in love with
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the sword it's fine that's over my head people have tried to kill me before there are people in the
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world who are actively planning to kill me right now that's fine all i can do is prepare to make
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sure that i don't make it easy for them so i sit here with all my bitches around me in my beautiful
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cars in my castle and everyone's jealous of me i want you to understand that you are inferior to me
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because of that you could not possibly be where i am i know you're thinking how does this all tie
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back to james bond but this ties back to james bond heavily because i actually am james bond
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when most people watch the bond movie what they do is they immerse themselves in fantasy
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and they watch it and then they go back to their four out of ten wife and they read a book before
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checking into work tomorrow at 9 a.m because if they're late their boss will tell them off
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they don't ever get to be the maverick they don't ever get to break the rules they don't ever get
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to be the guy who's so fucking good that despite the fact he does nothing the way he's supposed to
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do it they simply need him i am that guy most these men out here are blundering through life
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with no skill set amateurs yeah i can fight yes i can yes i can i've shown it all but it's not even
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about that it's about the mentality that bond has most men look at a girl and they want to fuck her
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because she's beautiful i will state with conviction besides james bond and andrew fucking
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tate we're the last two people on the planet who will look at a beautiful woman and think
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i have to fuck her so that she tells me what i want to know i have to fuck her so she obeys me
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i don't give a shit about having sex with beautiful women i fuck them so they listen to me so i can get
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what i actually want which is not them it's a means to an end every single bond girl was exploited
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that's exactly what i do when i watch a bond film and i see him basically pimp a bitch to me that
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speaks to my heart i've been there i've done that anyone who's followed me long enough knows that i
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first made my million dollars with a webcam business i have met beautiful women with a
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good personality and thought she will make me money i have to fuck this bitch i don't want to have sex
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i just need the money bond needs the fucking nuclear codes do you understand i am james bond
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people have tried to kill me i felt a blade my skin has been penetrated by murderous steel
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men out here haven't they watch a james bond movie eat their popcorn go back to starbucks go back to
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their middle management they've never been selling drugs to pay the rent and someone's tried to
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fucking kill them bond sleeps lightly watch the movie
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you see that doesn't happen to me fucking three times a week i wake up and grab the fucking knife
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next to my fucking table that's my exact life i am actually fucking james bond head to toe
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all the driving scenes you can see me do all over youtube all the shooting all the professional
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fighting outside of the realms of fantasy the closest thing a human being can be within the
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constraints of the real world is me i'm the closest possible thing to james bond and the reason i am
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upset is because these last few bond movies have been telling me something and what they've been
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telling me is that for men like me time is running out in the 1950s 1960s 1970s bond comes in the nice
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as i do drive beautiful cars as i do drink as i do people say on take off financial take you never get
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hung over all you do is drink you don't allow yourself to understand james bond is never hung
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over you can't be hung over when people are trying to kill you you must survive and for the longest
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time james bond was the only other person on the planet i could look at and go you know what
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andrew you're not alone there's someone else out there who's living the life you live with all of
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the things every man wants but couldn't handle having but these last few movies i think i've
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noticed things starting to change have you noticed these last few movies bond is old bond's ways are
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no longer needed we need a new generation we need the computer geeks we need the people who listen to
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the system follow the rules then this fovid virus came along this is here now follow the rules obey
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obey obey mavericks are punished you're no longer allowed to be a maverick no longer allowed to think
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for yourself when this fovid came i realized i am absolutely alone on this planet i'm big on twitter
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right i'm in the manosphere a bunch of other manosphere guys big people with big followings
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who were tough anti-establishment alpha males everybody collapsed everybody cowered it out
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everyone all of them it was just me by my fucking self who resisted the system who went to sweden
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and fucked a bunch of women because what would james bond be he'd drink a martini
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vodka martini chicken or stirb do i look like i give a damn
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he'd go to sweden and he'd think you know what i need to see this city and make important
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connections how what's the easiest way to do that let me get a couple hot bitches because they know
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all the good places in the sea and i have status when i walk into places with some hot bitches
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i'm fucking girls just to conquer the city i don't need sex that's what me and tristan did we
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literally conquered sweden inside of two weeks i am james bond and these last few movies have told me
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that my time is running out and i just watched the last bond movie and they made it very very clear
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that people like bond are going to be replaced and that people like bond are no longer needed
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and that people like bond are going to be eradicated so i have a choice i either stop being james bond
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or sooner or later there is a near 100 chance that i andrew tate end up in a jail cell or dead
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and i andrew tate end up in a jail cell or dead