Tate on Buying A Lamborghini
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Summary
The Lamborghini Huracan evo has rear wheel steering, 7 times as much downforce, 30% more horsepower, and 7 times more downforce than my current Huracan, but does it really need it? Do I really need to upgrade my current car for a tiny bit of performance which I'm only going to notice at the absolute upper echelon of driving and most people won't notice it, or do I spend the extra $100,000 on a new car with every option which I'll only notice it at the next level of driving, which most people will not notice at all. Why the fuck would I drive a car that doesn't have every option? Why would I go on the configurator and tick all the boxes on the options list and not tick every single option? Why do I need it all? What kind of man buys a lamborghini and won't tick every option, and won t tick every box? I'll do it on a Ferrari right now, and I'll order a 1212, right now 812, and it'll be super fast, super cheap, super fast and super fast in your face. I'll get you a car with all the options you need, and you won't even notice the difference between it and my current one. I'm a G. I'm not a G, I'll buy a car on a 12, and get you to pay double the price you're paying for it. That's right now! You're not gonna believe this, you're not going to believe it, are you? It's not even worth it, is it? You're gonna get a car you can do it, it's not gonna be fast enough for me to drive it, you'll have to have it in the future? You won't be able to afford it, will you have it, won't you? You won t even notice that it's only got 300 G's, will it have enough power, it won't have a cup holder, it'll have a 320 G? you won t notice it has only 300 G? You don't have enough horsepower, it will you can't have it? you don't even have enough for that, you don t have enough money to buy it, do you have enough to buy the car you need it, you'll just have to get it in your dreams, you need to get the car of your dreams?
Transcript
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yesterday it was raining it was raining i wanted to drive my cars i couldn't drive my cars because
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obviously it was raining it pissed me off so i decided to design my dream lamborghini you people
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at home don't understand my struggles you don't understand my life but for a long time i've been
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sitting there thinking do i really need to upgrade my huracan my lamborghini huracan
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to the lamborghini huracan evo even though they look basically the same and every shit muncher
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out here won't be able to tell the difference i'll be able to tell the difference because i'm a
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lamborghini guy but these shit munchers they won't tell the difference to them a lambo is a lambo
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i mean okay the lamborghini evo has rear wheel steering seven times as much downforce 30 more
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horsepower blah blah blah but do i spend all this extra money for a tiny bit of performance which i'm
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only going to notice at the absolute upper echelon of driving and most people won't notice but it was
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raining so i decided to go on the lamborghini configurator and configure an evo so i'm looking
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on the options list is two grand for a cup holder two grand for a cup holder but if that's how much
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a cup holder costs that's how much a cup holder costs i want a cup holder so it's two g's it's two
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g's then i'm going through the options list i need the lifting system to go over the speed bumps and
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i need the rear view camera because you can't see shit out the back of a lamborghini so there's all
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these things you kind of basically have to buy and then there's other shit like x extra chromatic
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exochromatic mirrors i don't even know what the fuck that is so i took it off let me get it exactly
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for you because maybe one of you at home knows what it is it is called
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electrochromatic exterior mirrors so i took that shit off because that is
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1928 pounds so i unticked it and then i felt like a bitch i'm like what kind of man buys a
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lamborghini and won't tick every option well my poor my peasant am i broke so i had to buy one
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with every option so i had to tick yes on everything put an extra 100 grand on top of the price just to
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have every single option because i'm a fucking g i'm a g like that i did that in real time you can
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watch the video here you can see me we recorded me doing it in real time did you seriously just
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tick all the boxes why would i go on the configurator and look at the things hmm no my
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lamborghini doesn't need this but do i do it bro i need it all every single box has been ticked on
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my lambo why all of them chromatic exterior super mirror what does that mean
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it doesn't matter it's there it's an option why am i going to drive a car that doesn't have every
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fucking option like a peasant i'll do it on a ferrari right now step to me right now i'll run the
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ferrari configurator right now tick every fucking box on a12 super fast and i'll order that too
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in your fucking face no no stop you need to stop you keep i'll order ferrari right now
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812 every fucking option you need to stop right now fuck me you think it makes a difference
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it makes a difference to me we have so many difference yeah so i'll buy another house listen
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you don't move in the driveway i'll buy another house i don't care i'll buy the neighbor's house
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i'll knock on the neighbor's door and say how much for the house i don't want to sell i'll pay you
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double so i put my car in a fucking row i'm a g one more fucking word i'm buying nit 12
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one more complete about my fucking miraculous tick every box system i'll buy the fucking road
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fuck me i'll do it what else i'm gonna do what time was thursday it's four o'clock it's raining
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and i'm bored so i went on the configurator and thought let me configure my dream
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because i already have the huracan i thought the huracan evo has rear wheel steering some more
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horsepower let me configure my dream huracan oh it's only 300 000 euro chump change
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it's chump change print my order form it's printing out it's like 300 300 g's those 300 g's
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like what kind of man are you if you even got 300 g's just like i configured it and it had a
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little graphic and it can move around how can i not buy it what choice do i have i'm only fucking
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human look what's the difference between my current huracan and evo fuck knows i was about
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saying why do i have two because i'm a fucking g how many times have i said this i tell everyone
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i'm a g and they're like oh well why i'm a g you think i'm lying i'm a g that's why
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two are the same car two are the same no it's not the same car that's the huracan that's the huracan
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evo i heard his dice on his desk he dice huh he didn't dice
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he didn't play in cards look but then he playing cards is dice i don't see any playing cards
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what did you really tell him what do you see any playing cards no because this ain't no game
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lamborghini huracan spider 5.2 v10 640 liter lp 644 evo previous owners zero
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vehicle price rah dee rah dee rah chassis number blah blah blah nero noctis it's black
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electric heated seats smartphone interface for connected devices electrochromatic exterior
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mirrors 900 pounds i don't have any idea what electrochromatic exterior mirrors are i just
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ticked the fucking box 900 pounds for my fucking electrochromatic you're gonna fuck with a man
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with electrochromatic mirrors i'm gonna see everything rear diffuser style package digital audio
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broadcast tuner 9vk sensorium premium sound system 4g's ambient light program colored stitching nr7
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avoided brand new package rear view camera lifting system lifting systems four grand you have to have
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a lifting system because you can't go over speed bumps any other ways it's like a four grand tax you
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have to pay for your lambo nav track pro adr don't know what that is i'm a tracker maybe 52a 20 inch
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alloy wheels graphite gray delivery 3600 to deliver oh wait we're not done upholstery elegant leather
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bicolor nero ada bianco polar whatever big forged composites package 6g's what the fuck is that
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what is that i'm playing with the configurer i'm just taking boxes big forged composites package i don't
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know what that is six grand formats customized with piping and stitching nice kick plate and forged
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composites how much i just take every option who goes on the lambo configurator and takes every box
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all of them where do i sign here purchase your signature boom boom boom oh all these other dorks
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look i bought a tesla model 2 i put a 400 with your fucking geeks who the fuck drives a tesla
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there's no man alive in a tesla i couldn't get the living fuck out of i'll drag you from your tesla
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by your neck in front of your bitch and you won't do nothing and i'll get back in my lamborghini
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fucking fully spent evo step to me do you see any playing cards for you there's no playing cards
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anyway do you know why is it because it's not a fucking game so then i'm sitting there and then
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i'm checking my emails being a g and i got these offers from vice news and a few other people we
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want to come out and film your life tate and i'm trying to explain that there's already been movies
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made about my life there's already been movies made about my life and i say this completely
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unironically without humor i genuinely mean this watch casino royale or watch one of the daniel
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craig james bond movies that is actually my life when i watch these movies i'm like yeah that's me
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he doesn't fuck a bitch because he wants to fuck a bitch he fucks a bitch to get information
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he's pimping these hoes he's driving aston martins he walks in the room everybody's
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intimidated he can fight he's got unlimited cash he does what he wants he goes where he wants
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that is me how is that not my life i've been living this life for so long and there's still people
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out there going no it's not yeah it actually is i just got back to romania now i was
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traveling all of europe in a supercar i was in london i went from london to paris went to
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disneyland went down to south of france grenoble i think i stopped in the alps for a little bit
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then i went down to monte carlo from monte carlo i went to the italian alps then i went to milan
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from milan i went up to munich the police took my car for driving at 300 kilometers an hour crushed
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my ferrari no problem got a train to prague get out of western europe get into eastern europe
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had a truck pick up cars from here three cars are waiting for me in prague got on those cars went
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to vienna and then from vienna i went to budapest budapest back to bucharest just took a month out
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driving across the continent like a g during covid during lockdown no travel restrictions travel
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restrictions fuck you and to start the whole thing i got from here to london to start the
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whole drive on a private plane because i'm a gangster like that i'm a g how is how is my life
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not a james bond movie my life is absolutely a james bond movie
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fucked a new bitch in milan fucked a new bitch in vienna and i'm not talking about like you know hooker
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club bullshit like you dorks or meet her on tinder no i just walked into cavalli club milan
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walked into cavalli club took the best table went up to her hello hi boom boom boom
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anyway we've diverted because the point of this tape speech isn't to tell you
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that my life is basically a james bond movie even though it is a james bond movie and i don't want
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you to think i'm exaggerating because that is genuinely actually my life and the point of this
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video was not to tell you that i bought a lamborghini with every single option because i was bored
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because it was raining when i say my life's a james bond movie there's actually one key component
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that makes my life more james bond than everything else lots of people have cars lots of people can
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you know go around travel go to clubs all these kind of things but there's something very very
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important that you'll notice james bond does and what james bond does is he manipulates his
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relationship with women for his own personal gain and this is extremely important this is b
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pussy ass b this is extremely important because in the world we live in now women exploit men
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this is what women do women get in a relationship with a man and they may love him but they still
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exploit it for their personal gain james bond is the last character that you can find on any kind
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of popular any kind of movie anywhere in hollywood anywhere that uses women oh he pretends he loves
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him and he finds out what he needs to do so james bond has reversed the game and once they kill that
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from james bond which is happening very soon along with the wokeness of hollywood there'll be one man left