Tate Speech - July 14, 2022


Tate on Christmas


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

178.80937

Word Count

2,505

Sentence Count

284

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

A Christmas message to the peasants. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of us who are having a hard time getting on the same page as the Peons and the peasants this holiday season. I hope this Christmas message inspires you to never give up on yourself and keep trying your best to get on the peon's level. I know it's tough, but it's Christmas and it's time to remember that we are all in this together. Merry Christmas! XOXO, -Tate Pippin xoxo - :D - "I don't want you to ever give up. Just because you're going to die and nobody's going to give a shit doesn't mean you shouldn't try your very best when you're here on earth" -Tay Pippins - "I'm a better specimen of man than you" - "God's Favorite" - "You don't have to be like everyone else." - "If you want to save all your money, you gotta work hard" - - "Let me change your life" -"Let me just blow it out of the balloon" - I don't give up, I'll give you a chance to be cool" - I'm not here to make a ripple in space, I'm here to help you be cool! - I want to be a better man than everyone else. - God's Favorite - I love you, I don t give you the chance to have a chance at a better life - and I'm going to be the best version of yourself that you can be. - I can't wait for you to get a better you in the best you possible - I'll try my very best at life - I hope you do what you can do! - I know you'll give yourself the best chance to improve your life, and you'll be cool enough to do the most you can give yourself a chance, and I'll do your best, you'll learn how to be awesome in life so you can have the best possible day to do what's best you can - you'll get the most out of your day to day life. - God bless you! - - XOXOXOXO - xOXO. Xxoxo, - Tate - XO <3 - :) - TATE Thank you for listening to this episode of the Peon Podcast


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Merry Christmas!
00:00:12.320 I decided to do a Christmas message because I think a lot of people have the wrong idea about me.
00:00:18.520 They look at me and they go, you hear about that tape guy, you know, he's a four-time kickboxing world champion.
00:00:23.000 He's tall, he's strong, he's smart, he's fucking gorgeous, he's intelligent, he's got a world-class network.
00:00:30.320 Every worldly good a man can possibly desire. Unlimited beautiful females begging to birth his sons.
00:00:36.820 Surely, he's arrogant. But no, I'm as humble as they come. I'm a nice guy.
00:00:43.620 For that reason, I decided to make this Christmas message to inspire all of you lesser-excuse peons to one day possibly get on to my level.
00:00:51.140 So this is going to be an inspiring message for you all.
00:00:55.280 Sorry about that. Obviously, I'm trying to film my Christmas message.
00:00:58.140 And they sent a very polite man to tell me that although I spent $10,000 on this hotel suite over Christmas,
00:01:05.000 along with all the other rich Qataris and everyone else who has the great idea of staying in such a beautiful hotel in London,
00:01:10.460 that I'm not allowed to smoke.
00:01:12.220 I said, for $10,000 a night, my friend, I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
00:01:15.820 So I apologize for the interruption.
00:01:17.300 Anyway, where was I with my Christmas message?
00:01:24.940 The message for next year...
00:01:26.300 Let me just blow it out of the detector.
00:01:35.060 ...is to never give up.
00:01:37.700 I think so many of you out there, you're existing in your peasant life.
00:01:42.260 You wake up when the alarm goes off.
00:01:46.800 You go to your job.
00:01:48.080 Sorry.
00:01:55.360 My boss took the money.
00:01:59.140 Okay, you go to your job.
00:02:03.480 Crazy.
00:02:04.880 You get paid your wages.
00:02:07.200 And you're like,
00:02:08.420 how did Tate get all that money?
00:02:10.380 That guy has $100 million.
00:02:12.860 And here I am, slaving away.
00:02:15.440 And maybe at the end of the month, I might get $5,000 or $6,000.
00:02:18.920 And I can pay my 401k.
00:02:22.500 I know it's easy to look at me and realize that I'm a better specimen of man.
00:02:27.520 In fact, not only am I a better specimen of man,
00:02:30.200 I am actually fulfilled with divine purpose.
00:02:32.800 I'm one of God's favorites.
00:02:35.260 Imagine you're God.
00:02:36.180 You're building people all day.
00:02:37.500 You're going to end up going, you know what?
00:02:38.720 Let me make a really cool one.
00:02:40.620 I mean, you make the peons and the peasants.
00:02:42.240 And then you're like, you know what?
00:02:42.920 Let me just make a real badass.
00:02:45.440 Just to see what happens.
00:02:47.540 I'm God's favorite.
00:02:49.540 So I know you're looking at me thinking,
00:02:51.180 I'm working my job and my life's shit.
00:02:54.100 And I'm never going to be able to buy Bugatti sheer arms on my debit card.
00:02:58.700 Or stay in hotels for $10,000 a night and tell the concierge to get fucked and smoke anyway.
00:03:05.080 Before all my women come around for my Christmas gangbang.
00:03:08.680 I know.
00:03:10.140 But I don't want you to ever give up.
00:03:12.140 Because that's what this Christmas message is about.
00:03:14.100 I don't want you to ever give up.
00:03:15.540 Just because you're going to die and nobody's going to give a shit doesn't mean you shouldn't try your very best when you're here on Earth.
00:03:24.740 I mean, it's Christmas Day today.
00:03:27.180 You're about to have Christmas dinner with a bunch of other insignificant losers.
00:03:30.520 Think about it.
00:03:31.580 Your dad's a fucking bitch.
00:03:33.500 Mom's stupid.
00:03:34.940 Your sister, brother, whoever.
00:03:37.080 Losers.
00:03:37.560 Aunt, aunt, your aunt.
00:03:38.820 That favorite aunt.
00:03:39.840 Dumb as fuck.
00:03:40.380 I mean, they might be successful to you.
00:03:43.300 She has a BMW.
00:03:45.600 They're not actually successful.
00:03:47.280 They don't actually put ripples into space time.
00:03:49.200 If they died, nobody would care.
00:03:52.720 And when you die, nobody's going to care.
00:03:55.300 And you're going to raise very average children because you're a very average person.
00:03:59.720 And it's just like a continuum of meteorocracy.
00:04:04.120 A continuum of insignificance.
00:04:06.860 You're all going to die eventually.
00:04:08.180 And nobody's ever going to care.
00:04:09.600 I mean, the other peons who know the peon.
00:04:11.280 Someone might write a Facebook post.
00:04:12.860 But no, the world doesn't give a shit.
00:04:14.960 So I know that upsets you a little bit.
00:04:16.420 And if it doesn't, you fucking should.
00:04:19.820 And you're thinking, but I want to make a ripple in space time.
00:04:23.060 I want to be like Tate.
00:04:24.560 I want to be cool.
00:04:26.080 And you're thinking, but I can't.
00:04:28.080 Because I just don't have the genetic gifts.
00:04:30.180 But I don't want you to ever give up.
00:04:31.320 I want you to believe in yourself.
00:04:32.340 If you try really, really hard.
00:04:37.900 And you work.
00:04:39.840 And you save all your money.
00:04:43.080 Okay, no.
00:04:43.800 Still ain't going to work.
00:04:44.820 All right.
00:04:45.180 Let me change it.
00:04:47.400 If you go to the gym every single day.
00:04:50.640 And you train as hard as you can.
00:04:52.720 And you eat right.
00:04:53.560 And you stick to a diet.
00:04:54.760 While all I do is booze and smoke.
00:04:58.620 No, I'll still be stronger than you.
00:05:01.000 That ain't going to work either.
00:05:02.340 In fact, it's actually quite interesting.
00:05:05.380 What I would like you to do.
00:05:06.440 My Christmas present to you all is some self-awareness.
00:05:09.040 If you watch this video, I'd actually like you to genuinely undertake the following exercise.
00:05:13.260 I'd like you to go into the bathroom.
00:05:15.360 Strip down to your underwear.
00:05:16.920 And look in the mirror what an average piece of shit you are.
00:05:20.600 You're such an average piece of shit.
00:05:22.760 That you don't even have to self-control.
00:05:24.680 To be selective about what food goes in and out of your own fucking mouth.
00:05:29.040 And to lift some weights up and down for 20 minutes a day.
00:05:32.060 So you don't look like complete trash.
00:05:34.780 You can't even do that.
00:05:36.580 You look like shit.
00:05:38.360 It's the easiest thing in the world to change.
00:05:40.020 It's a biological certainty that if you stop eating like a gluttonous moron.
00:05:44.820 And go do bare minimum exercise.
00:05:47.140 You're going to be in the top 5 percentile of body shapes on the planet.
00:05:50.620 And you haven't even managed to do that.
00:05:54.940 You're a fuck up.
00:05:57.100 What kind of fucking human existence is that?
00:06:00.400 They talk about average.
00:06:01.540 Hey, I'm just your normal guy.
00:06:02.980 The normal guy is a fucking loser.
00:06:05.220 The average guy is a fucking loser.
00:06:07.040 If the average guy and me want the same pussy, guess who's getting it?
00:06:11.980 And that girl, when I get it, she will share me with other women.
00:06:15.520 She will never complain at me.
00:06:17.180 And she'll do anything I say.
00:06:18.580 When the average guy gets it, he has to give up his whole life to keep her.
00:06:21.480 He has to marry her.
00:06:22.560 I love you.
00:06:26.600 Gay.
00:06:27.540 Nothing gayer than getting married to a chick.
00:06:30.520 I want you people to understand something.
00:06:34.260 For this last year, and I know it doesn't seem very long ago that it was New Year's, right?
00:06:38.880 For this last year, you've had all these big hopes and dreams and aspirations.
00:06:42.780 And you've achieved precisely fucking none of them.
00:06:45.480 You've made a little bit of money.
00:06:46.840 You paid your rent.
00:06:48.020 You bought some food.
00:06:49.380 With your spare money, you bought a bit of Bitcoin.
00:06:52.560 And watched a Bitcoin price, praying for it to go to...
00:06:55.160 I don't know what you guys even need it to go to to be rich.
00:06:57.720 You don't even have a Bitcoin.
00:06:58.960 So we need to go to fucking 100 million for your fraction to be worth something.
00:07:04.240 Losers.
00:07:05.480 And you've achieved nothing.
00:07:07.340 You know that the world's getting locked down.
00:07:09.480 You know that global enslavement's coming.
00:07:11.320 You've not even managed to get a second passport.
00:07:13.280 You haven't joined the war room and got a second passport.
00:07:15.520 You haven't had endless women birth your sons.
00:07:18.120 You have progeny.
00:07:18.840 You haven't built a bloodline.
00:07:20.560 You've done nothing.
00:07:21.260 You call your year successful because you've managed to eat and pay your rent the whole
00:07:24.820 way through.
00:07:26.740 Congratulations.
00:07:28.480 And on top of all of it, something which is effectively free to do that we just discussed,
00:07:33.840 like go to the gym a little bit and not look like fucking human garbage, you've once again
00:07:38.300 failed at.
00:07:40.780 But I don't want you to ever give up.
00:07:43.040 I want you to truly, truly believe in yourself.
00:07:45.540 And I hope that next year things are different.
00:07:49.400 I hope next year that your brutally mundane existence is blessed with blossoms of excitement.
00:08:01.060 I hope you get to live with some adrenaline.
00:08:02.520 I hope you get to be spontaneous.
00:08:03.340 I hope beautiful women actually want to talk to you.
00:08:07.040 I hope you tell your boss to get fucked.
00:08:09.120 I hope you get to live the life I get to live every single day for even a week of the 52.
00:08:13.380 Just one week to see how gorgeous life is from outside the matrix.
00:08:17.160 I really hope you get to do that.
00:08:19.300 The odds are you won't, of course, because you have been conditioned to be a fucking slave
00:08:23.400 because everybody you know is a slave.
00:08:25.300 Everyone around you is slave minded.
00:08:27.020 So, of course, you're a product of your environment.
00:08:29.720 Think about the people you're having Christmas dinner with.
00:08:31.280 Do you want to be any of them?
00:08:34.280 Fuck no.
00:08:35.700 You don't want to be any of them people.
00:08:37.140 They're all fucking losers.
00:08:40.400 You know, earlier today, this is a completely true story.
00:08:45.060 I was having lunch.
00:08:46.960 Minding my own business.
00:08:48.440 Having lunch by myself.
00:08:50.180 Eating roast turkey.
00:08:52.000 When some guy, a little bit drunk, but polite.
00:08:54.320 Hey, man, I've seen you on YouTube.
00:08:56.440 You made that video calling out Jake Paul.
00:08:58.680 You had the fur coat on.
00:08:59.480 Oh, God.
00:09:00.900 Hey, hey, this guy's from YouTube.
00:09:02.640 Points at his friends.
00:09:04.540 Hey, man, hey.
00:09:05.680 They're all a bit drunk.
00:09:06.540 I'm like, hey, guys.
00:09:08.020 Hey, come have a drink.
00:09:08.980 Come have a drink.
00:09:09.580 I was like, oh, for fuck's sake.
00:09:11.280 I didn't really want to, but it's Christmas.
00:09:14.140 I'm humble.
00:09:15.720 Sure, I'll come have a drink.
00:09:16.540 So I'm sitting there with six dudes, all 30-something guys, right?
00:09:23.500 Turns out, turns out they all work together.
00:09:33.240 He's a middle manager of some finance firm.
00:09:35.440 Some other guys didn't turn at some finance firm, et cetera.
00:09:37.900 What do you do, mate?
00:09:39.720 And you know what's actually when you know you're brilliant?
00:09:41.600 You know you're brilliant when you don't want to tell the truth about yourself.
00:09:47.600 Because you know it's going to be awkward when everybody pales in significance.
00:09:52.400 Like, I'm trying to be polite now.
00:09:54.120 So I don't want to come to the table and everyone hate me.
00:09:56.240 I don't want to spread any negativity.
00:09:57.640 But if I tell the truth about myself, without bragging, everyone's going to be miserable.
00:10:03.780 I'm a kickboxer.
00:10:04.480 Oh, you're a kickboxer.
00:10:05.300 Oh, I used to do a bit of kickboxing.
00:10:06.580 Oh, yeah.
00:10:07.380 Yeah.
00:10:08.280 Oh, really?
00:10:08.780 You're a kickboxer.
00:10:09.220 So that's your job?
00:10:10.100 Yeah, I'm a kickboxer.
00:10:11.660 Oh, really?
00:10:12.180 So you're good then?
00:10:13.320 Oh, that was okay.
00:10:14.740 Oh, yeah.
00:10:15.040 No, this guy's a world champion.
00:10:16.060 You're a world champion of kickboxing.
00:10:16.940 And what happened across the next five minutes of conversation is,
00:10:19.720 every time they talked about women or cars or where they've been or what they do
00:10:22.940 or their job or who they are or their accolades or anything,
00:10:26.300 I destroyed them.
00:10:28.200 I didn't even mean to.
00:10:29.280 I was just existing.
00:10:30.320 Oops, I'm a kickboxer.
00:10:31.580 Yeah, I'm a multimillionaire.
00:10:32.740 Yes, I'm staying in the best hotel.
00:10:33.920 Yes, the fucking Lambo outside is mine.
00:10:36.440 Yes, I'm sorry.
00:10:37.620 I'm fucking sorry, okay?
00:10:38.920 But it's not my fault.
00:10:40.680 They're just so fucking lame.
00:10:42.900 I can't even sit around normal dudes and tell the truth
00:10:45.180 without just people ending up going quiet.
00:10:48.020 They stopped talking.
00:10:49.380 They stopped telling their stories.
00:10:50.800 They stopped interacting with each other.
00:10:52.400 Because before me, it was all, hey, you know what?
00:10:54.380 Next year, I might buy that BMW.
00:10:55.480 But when I'm at the table, you can't say that.
00:10:58.420 You can't say it.
00:10:59.720 Because you look a fucking loser.
00:11:01.400 Because you are a loser.
00:11:02.940 That's how the world works.
00:11:03.820 It's all about comparison.
00:11:05.080 So you're sitting around the Christmas table.
00:11:06.720 You're sitting with your family saying,
00:11:08.200 hey, you know what?
00:11:08.720 This has been a really good year for me.
00:11:10.300 I've managed to pay my rent and I've eaten food
00:11:12.360 and I've managed to save up and I've bought 0.2 Bitcoin.
00:11:15.200 And next year, I really hope I get a 10% raise at work.
00:11:18.720 And you know what your family's going to say?
00:11:20.680 Wow.
00:11:21.920 But do you know what I would say?
00:11:23.140 I'd say you're a fuck up.
00:11:24.580 I'd say you've wasted an entire fucking year
00:11:26.760 and done nothing of significance.
00:11:28.340 I'd say the things you've done last year
00:11:29.980 pale in comparison to the things I've done last year.
00:11:32.380 And the things that you will do next year
00:11:33.800 pale in comparison to the things I will do.
00:11:36.660 It is a spiral, a death spiral,
00:11:39.440 in which you will perpetually fail in comparison
00:11:41.620 to Andrew Tate for the rest of your fucking human years.
00:11:43.940 And when you die, if by some freak accident,
00:11:47.240 our graves end up next to each other,
00:11:49.040 everyone's going to read my headstone and ignore yours
00:11:52.360 because you're fucking average.
00:11:54.320 And there is nothing worse on this planet
00:11:56.780 than Mr. Fucking Average.
00:11:58.760 Nothing about you, from the way you look,
00:12:01.700 to the things you say, to the people you associate with,
00:12:05.120 absolutely nothing about you is exceptional.
00:12:08.080 You are brutally mundane.
00:12:10.440 Your last year, if I was forced to endure it,
00:12:14.240 would be a level of depression
00:12:15.500 in which I have never experienced.
00:12:18.020 Your last year, the happiest day of your life,
00:12:21.060 was worse than the average Tuesday of my existence.
00:12:24.660 Your last year was shit.
00:12:26.320 Your upcoming year is going to be shit.
00:12:28.120 You look like shit.
00:12:29.520 You think like shit.
00:12:30.980 Everything about you is shit.
00:12:33.340 And unless you do some kind of massive,
00:12:36.120 dramatic overhaul of your entire existence,
00:12:39.460 you are going to die as the piece of shit you are.
00:12:43.040 If by some freak accident,
00:12:45.140 and I pray to God this doesn't happen
00:12:47.040 because it would be,
00:12:48.420 it would stain me even in death.
00:12:51.420 If by some freak accident,
00:12:53.480 your tombstone and my tombstone
00:12:55.320 end up next to each other,
00:12:56.820 everybody's going to read mine and ignore yours.
00:13:00.140 You're insignificant,
00:13:01.300 like all the other billions of people in history
00:13:03.500 who are insignificant,
00:13:04.500 who died and nobody gave a fuck.
00:13:06.980 We still talk about the kings of old.
00:13:08.700 Don't worry.
00:13:09.640 They'll talk about me when I'm gone
00:13:11.160 and my son will continue bringing honor to the bloodline.
00:13:14.680 The name Tate is here to stay,
00:13:16.000 but you,
00:13:17.240 you don't mean a fucking thing.
00:13:19.080 And your children don't mean a fucking thing.
00:13:20.860 And your shit family don't mean a fucking thing.
00:13:23.940 All of you are insignificant.
00:13:25.440 You're the peons and the peasants
00:13:26.880 which have been dying since the dawn of human time
00:13:29.200 and nobody gave a fuck.
00:13:31.680 Merry Christmas.
00:13:32.460 Merry Christmas.
00:13:34.400 Merry Christmas.
00:13:34.600 Merry Christmas.
00:13:35.140 Merry Christmas.
00:13:35.540 Merry Christmas.
00:13:39.940 Merry Christmas.
00:13:41.800 Merry Christmas.
00:13:50.340 Merry Christmas.
00:13:50.420 Merry Christmas.
00:13:52.660 Merry Christmas.
00:13:53.820 Merry Christmas.
00:13:54.640 Merry Christmas.
00:13:55.780 Merry Christmas.
00:13:56.720 Merry Christmas.
00:13:57.220 Merry Christmas.
00:13:59.520 Merry Christmas.