Tate Speech - July 11, 2022


Tate on Motorcycles


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

188.17502

Word Count

1,812

Sentence Count

182

Misogynist Sentences

25

Hate Speech Sentences

21


Summary

I used to ride motorcycles. I have now quit riding motorcycles. It s easy for me to not ride motorcycles in years because I have extremely fast cars. But I used to be a massive motorcycle fan because motorcycles are cheap performance. You're sacrificing the safety of a car, you're increasing your risk of dying. But you get supercar performance for a fraction of the price. A $7,000 motorcycle will keep up with a $250,000 car. They're that fast. So I understand the appeal of motorcycles at one point. I certainly was addicted to motorcycles. And the performance is fun. But in a supercar, it's cool for the other reason. Because everyone knows it's you and your car is flexing on the broke boys. Anyway, I decided to quit motorcycles before I was rich enough for supercars. There was a good period in between when I didn t have a motorbike and I didn't have a super car. And I quit motorcycles because some idiot nearly killed me and I think there is great shame in an easily preventable death. If I die by something I could never have negated, fine. But if I die because I was just sloppy, or I could have avoided it, I think that s quite embarrassing thing to happen. I m not even doing wheelies anymore. I can actually drive. I pay attention for a lot of attention, right? And I can pay attention to the road. I actually drive like a guy who can actually do wheelies. I ve been driving like a dude who can drive like that. I don t think I m actually driving like that anymore. I ve got a car that can actually actually drive, I can drive, like a girl can actually get it all the time, I do it. I m a good car, like that? And I ve had a good job at it too, I ve even got a good head on my legs and I can be a good at it, so I can remember how to drive like I do that, like I can do something like that like that, I have a good thing like that... he s a pretty good thing, I ll tell you how to do it like that and he s not a bad thing, he s got it all like that too, he can do it all, so he s good like that.... that s not bad, he really does it, he does it so good, he's not bad.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Right. I used to ride motorcycles.
00:00:08.360 I have now quit riding motorcycles. I haven't ridden motorcycles in years.
00:00:12.120 It's easy for me to not ride motorcycles because I have extremely fast cars.
00:00:15.840 I have some of the best cars on the planet.
00:00:17.940 But I used to be a massive motorcycle fan because motorcycles are cheap performance.
00:00:23.940 That's what they are. You're sacrificing the safety of a car.
00:00:28.540 You're increasing your risk of dying.
00:00:31.480 But you get supercar performance for a fraction of the price.
00:00:35.460 A $7,000 motorcycle will keep up with a $250,000 car.
00:00:40.600 They're that fast.
00:00:42.100 So I understand the appeal.
00:00:44.540 I certainly was addicted to motorcycles at one point because I was broke.
00:00:47.120 And the performance is fun.
00:00:48.700 The only thing about bikes that's not as cool as cars is the anonymity.
00:00:52.240 That makes it cool in some ways.
00:00:53.560 Like if I was driving on my bike and someone cut me up,
00:00:55.380 I'd just come up next to them and just smash their wing mirror off.
00:00:57.680 And just disappear down the road.
00:00:59.120 That was cool.
00:01:00.260 But because no one could see who you are, right?
00:01:02.500 But in a supercar, it's cool for the other reason.
00:01:04.540 Because everyone knows it's you and your car is known around the city.
00:01:07.700 And you're flexing on the broke boys.
00:01:11.440 Anyway, so I decided to quit motorcycles before I was rich enough for supercars.
00:01:15.340 There was a good period in between when I didn't have a motorbike and I didn't have a supercar.
00:01:18.680 And I quit motorcycles because some idiot nearly killed me.
00:01:24.420 And I think there is great shame in an easily preventable death.
00:01:28.740 If I die by something I could never have negated, fine.
00:01:33.440 But if I die because, you know, I was just sloppy or I was amateur or I could have avoided it,
00:01:41.080 I think that's quite an embarrassing thing to happen.
00:01:43.460 What happened to Tate?
00:01:44.020 Oh, he died.
00:01:45.260 How?
00:01:46.060 Oh, well, he was riding his motorcycle around and someone hit him in a car.
00:01:49.460 It's kind of like, well, all Tate did was ride that motorcycle around all day, every day.
00:01:53.380 Eventually, someone's going to hit him.
00:01:54.920 It's kind of stupid, right?
00:01:56.220 So anyway, I'll tell you a quick story.
00:01:58.040 Very, very quick story.
00:01:59.480 I'm riding my motorcycle.
00:02:00.400 I'm, of course, not doing the speed limit.
00:02:03.480 Why the fuck would I do the speed limit on a superbike?
00:02:09.880 I have a GSX-R 750.
00:02:11.560 It's yellow and black.
00:02:14.100 I used to do wheelies all the time.
00:02:15.760 But for once, I'm not even doing wheelies.
00:02:17.100 I'm behaving myself, just cruising down the road.
00:02:19.460 It's a 30.
00:02:19.940 I'm doing maybe 90.
00:02:21.260 Now, when you ride motorcycles, you don't just pay attention to the road.
00:02:23.720 You pay attention to like the holes in the road.
00:02:25.520 You watch people's faces to see if they turn their heads and look at you.
00:02:29.320 I actually think this is the reason where six or seven cars, six or seven years of supercars have never had an accident, ever.
00:02:35.140 Because I can drive.
00:02:36.320 Like, I can actually drive.
00:02:37.880 A lot of people think, all men think they can drive, right?
00:02:39.760 I can actually drive.
00:02:41.000 And I can pay a lot of attention.
00:02:41.920 I pay attention for years of motorcycle riding.
00:02:44.760 So, I'm going this way.
00:02:47.960 Car comes up to the junction here.
00:02:50.300 As I'm coming down the road, I watched the lady look this way, look directly at me, and then pull out.
00:02:57.940 Now, she looked directly at me.
00:03:02.720 Let me once again give you that beautiful visual demonstration.
00:03:06.340 Me coming down the road, she comes up, stops, because it's my right of way.
00:03:10.280 She looks this way.
00:03:11.760 She looks directly fucking at me, and then pulls out.
00:03:16.920 Unbelievable.
00:03:17.280 Now, I didn't go into the side of her car.
00:03:21.200 I slammed the brakes, but obviously the back of the bike now, because I've got too much pressure going forward, the back wheel of the bike is like fishtailing.
00:03:27.480 But I managed to go around the car.
00:03:29.600 So, as she's pulled out here, I managed to kind of go around the car and hit the curb here and crash.
00:03:33.740 And I woke, I don't say woke up.
00:03:38.380 I don't think I was knocked out.
00:03:39.920 There was a period where I could hear, but I couldn't move or really see or really understand what was going on.
00:03:46.120 But it couldn't have been long.
00:03:47.540 Three seconds, maybe four seconds.
00:03:49.000 And everything's black, and I hear the noises of the bike still tumbling, and I'm laying down, and I was flat on my back.
00:03:59.540 And just like Jesus, I was winded, right?
00:04:04.660 I couldn't breathe properly.
00:04:05.880 I was winded, but I've been winded lots of times in fighting, so I was used to ignoring that.
00:04:10.300 So, just like Jesus, even though I was winded, I sat up.
00:04:13.760 I had full leathers on, full helmet, everything.
00:04:16.500 Looked, looked, didn't see any cuts of my leathers, no blood.
00:04:19.620 And I stood up, like from the Bible.
00:04:23.200 Now, my bike is obliterated into pieces, and it's at least 200 meters down the road.
00:04:32.480 And I'm about 30 meters from the car, which is now stopped in the middle of the road, because she saw it happen, and she stopped.
00:04:40.140 So, I got up.
00:04:41.340 I turn around.
00:04:42.660 I look at this bitch, because that's what I'm going to call her, because she almost killed me.
00:04:47.560 And I walked back towards the car.
00:04:50.240 And you know what the most upsetting thing about the whole incident was?
00:04:54.160 She had the most stupid expression on her face.
00:04:58.560 Because, obviously, she just pulled out.
00:05:01.560 Because females have low IQs, right?
00:05:04.920 Because women are stupid.
00:05:06.340 She didn't even realize anything that happened, so she just pulled out on me.
00:05:09.140 And then all of a sudden, she just pulled out.
00:05:10.480 And all of a sudden, in front, she's just seen a motorcycle just go...
00:05:12.940 And blow up.
00:05:18.640 So, she stopped the car in panic.
00:05:20.320 And when I walk over to the car, it's very difficult for me to replicate her face.
00:05:25.880 But it was just absolute shock.
00:05:28.080 It was just like a fish.
00:05:31.120 I remember thinking, you look like a fish.
00:05:32.840 Her mouth was open.
00:05:34.300 She was just...
00:05:34.740 Her hands were still on the wheel.
00:05:36.320 It's been a good minute by now.
00:05:38.100 Must have been.
00:05:38.620 Since I got up, did my Jesus act, crashed, everything.
00:05:42.860 And she's just like...
00:05:44.800 Frozen like a fish.
00:05:47.140 I walked over and said, what the fuck?
00:05:49.360 Started screaming at her.
00:05:50.680 And she just...
00:05:52.480 Like a fish.
00:05:54.600 And I thought, is this the person who's going to kill me?
00:05:59.020 I mean, if 12 tigers attack me, and I manage to defeat 11 in unarmed combat with my Aikido,
00:06:03.840 and the last tiger gets my neck,
00:06:05.780 that's a fine way for Tate to die.
00:06:07.620 But for this bitch, this idiot, to kill me,
00:06:12.140 that's disrespectful to the universe.
00:06:14.920 Like, someone that pathetic can't kill someone as great as me.
00:06:17.960 I'm the man.
00:06:19.440 The worst thing about it is, if she did kill me,
00:06:21.820 she wouldn't even go to jail.
00:06:23.500 It was an accident.
00:06:24.680 He was driving too fast.
00:06:26.400 Doop-doop-doop.
00:06:28.420 Would she even get points on her driver's license?
00:06:30.240 Probably not.
00:06:30.840 What would happen to her?
00:06:31.440 Nothing.
00:06:33.020 Stupid bitch.
00:06:34.080 So I was like, you fucking cunt.
00:06:38.500 And I still have my armored gloves on, right?
00:06:40.660 And she's still fishing.
00:06:42.140 Fish face.
00:06:43.300 So I punched her window.
00:06:45.440 Bust her window.
00:06:46.380 Did you fucking...
00:06:47.080 I'm about to kill the hoe.
00:06:47.960 She's looking at me like, I'm the bad one now.
00:06:52.880 You almost killed me.
00:06:53.880 I just had to go through a motorcycle crash
00:06:55.260 because you looked at me and pulled out on me anyway.
00:07:00.100 Now, because she's been stopped for a minute,
00:07:01.740 there's a whole bunch of traffic behind her.
00:07:02.940 So now all these dudes run out the car.
00:07:04.500 Captain Save-A-Hose, right?
00:07:06.040 Because I punched a window.
00:07:06.920 What's going on?
00:07:08.660 It's like, this fucking cunt nearly killed me.
00:07:10.780 Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:07:11.520 But they didn't see the whole incident.
00:07:13.340 Calm down, mate.
00:07:14.100 Calm down.
00:07:14.960 Being typical fucking retards.
00:07:17.260 And that was the story of it.
00:07:18.380 And when I got home, I did some soul searching.
00:07:20.100 I thought, Andrew, do you want to die this way?
00:07:22.820 And the answer was no.
00:07:24.240 Because I don't want someone as pathetic as her to kill me.
00:07:27.060 I want to die in some grand, glorious gesture.
00:07:30.820 You know, like on the cross, crucified, like Jesus.
00:07:33.500 I just rose like Jesus.
00:07:34.340 I should die like Jesus.
00:07:35.200 I should not die for some fucking idiot like her.
00:07:38.140 This leads into, funnily enough,
00:07:41.780 about two weeks after this,
00:07:43.860 I was extremely depressed
00:07:44.760 because my motorcycle is all I used to do.
00:07:46.160 I used to train to fight and ride my motorbike.
00:07:48.120 That's all I did.
00:07:48.920 Didn't have my motorbike anymore.
00:07:49.920 So now I'm in my car, sitting in a normal car.
00:07:51.980 And I watched a woman crash.
00:07:54.620 Duh.
00:07:55.340 She pulled out of a junction, turned,
00:07:58.140 and somehow, I can't even explain to you
00:08:00.020 how ridiculous this was.
00:08:01.240 She came up, she pulled out of a junction,
00:08:03.440 turned to turn right.
00:08:05.340 And instead of just turning right,
00:08:06.900 she did some kind of U-turn
00:08:08.320 back into traffic and crashed.
00:08:10.640 It didn't make any human sense.
00:08:13.820 I can't, I can't explain it to you
00:08:15.600 in a way that makes sense.
00:08:16.760 I know you're sitting there thinking,
00:08:17.700 no, that can't be right.
00:08:18.520 No, that's literally what she did.
00:08:20.140 Traffic's going this way.
00:08:21.700 The traffic stopped.
00:08:23.780 Traffic, she comes out,
00:08:25.000 instead of just turning right and going on her way,
00:08:26.720 she comes and just crashes into this car.
00:08:30.140 Female.
00:08:31.460 And I sat there and I thought,
00:08:33.180 how are women allowed to drive?
00:08:36.520 How?
00:08:37.940 Females can't drive.
00:08:38.900 And whenever you're in a car with a woman,
00:08:40.540 they all say, I'm a good driver.
00:08:42.160 But they don't realize how shit they are.
00:08:54.420 They're so shit, they don't realize they're shit.
00:08:57.460 A man is good enough at driving
00:08:59.080 to know he's not a good driver,
00:09:00.200 but women are such bad drivers,
00:09:01.440 they genuinely think they're okay drivers.
00:09:03.920 It's remarkable.
00:09:05.560 If you're truly shit at something,
00:09:07.200 you can't even tell your crap, right?
00:09:09.300 If you're completely deaf,
00:09:10.800 you don't know you're bad at piano
00:09:11.980 because you're an idiot.
00:09:13.980 Women can't drive, none of them.
00:09:15.020 I've never met a woman
00:09:15.760 who can actually drive competently.
00:09:17.060 They all just fucking make mistakes,
00:09:19.760 do stupid shit they're not supposed to do,
00:09:21.920 way too close to shit
00:09:22.960 they could never get out of the way of,
00:09:24.480 and then when something happens,
00:09:25.440 it's always, well, it wasn't actually my fault.
00:09:27.340 Ask every woman you've ever met
00:09:28.540 if you had a crash.
00:09:29.420 Yeah, but it wasn't my fault.
00:09:30.680 Well, of course.
00:09:31.300 How many have I had?
00:09:31.920 Fucking none.
00:09:32.740 So, it was your fault, stupid bitch.
00:09:35.560 And that's the point in this video.
00:09:37.240 Women can't drive.