Tate on Nearly Dying
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Summary
This is the story of how I almost died on a mountain road in Romania and how I managed to save my life. This is a true story about how a complete idiot almost killed me and the people who helped me survive it. I am the best of the best and the only reason I am still alive is because I am a professional driver and a driver who is not scared of anything. I will never forget this story and I will always remember this day as the closest I have ever came to death in my entire life and the one thing I am forever grateful for is the people in my network in Romania who saved my life and helped me to survive the worst car crash I ve ever been in. I hope this story inspires you to be the best driver in the world and that you will never regret it because if he continues to drive that way, he s going to drive a stupid bitch and if he s stupid, he's going to kill you. Thank you guys for helping me survive the near-death experience and I hope you do the same for me. If you like the story, share it with a friend or a loved one who is in need of a hero, I ll give you a 5k euro reward on instagram and offer a 5000 euro cash reward. I ll pay it back to them in a few days, because if I don t get any more stories like this one, I'm going to regret it I promise you won t regret it if I do it again, because I do not regret it. XOXO - EJ and I'll tell you more stories about the day that I did it in the next time I drive in a car crash. xo The story of a guy who almost died in a real life situation. - I'll let you know what happened to me in the other day and I'm not going to let you miss out on the next one, and I won't regret it any more. I'll give you guys a chance to watch the video of me doing it in a future episode. ENJOYING IT! - P.E. You'll get a video of the moment where I did that in the future, and you'll get to hear about what I did to help someone who did it, and it's a real world version of the real life version of what I'm doing in the real world - I'm gonna tell you how it happened.
Transcript
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right i'm gonna do a thank you tate speech something i've never done before i'm gonna
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say thank you to lots of people in romania who helped me yesterday i nearly died genuinely
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yesterday was the closest i ever came to death in my entire life and i want you to understand
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that i am the best of the best the only reason i am breathing is because i'm a fucking
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ice cold professional any of you watching this video if you were in the same situation i was in
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would be dead i say with 1000 confidence i don't know any other motherfucker alive who could have
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done what i did yesterday i'm that good so i'm driving now if you it's hard to explain how
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romanian roads work but it's a it's a dual carriageway going up a mountain so when you're coming
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there's three lanes on mountains the lane coming down is one lane but the lane coming up the
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mountains there's always two lanes because the trucks go very slowly they move to the side
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so i'm going up the mountain coming down the mountain is gridlock gridlock traffic gridlock
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so i'm behind the truck it breaks into two lanes the truck goes to the slow lane i come to the fast
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lane i'm in the 911 turbo 992 boom i floor it bang i'm about 120 miles an hour going up the mountain
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some fucking idiot idiot from comes around the bend coming directly at me head on
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the other way so he's in my lane he's on my side of traffic because his traffic's gridlocked
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and he's flooring his ferrari 812 super fast 150 miles an hour going heading at traffic in the wrong
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direction so when we go around the corner and i see him when the ferrari first appeared please i say
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this without exaggeration without bravado i'm driving my car i go around the corner and the ferrari is
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there right fucking there in front of me bam 812 now this is fucking death head on 911 turbo 812 super
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fast head on bang head on there's no fucking surviving that even me with all my supreme strength
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would struggle to survive this fucking guy was going to kill us both he's in my he's on my side
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of the road 150 miles per hour at traffic fucking absolutely unbelievable so when the ferrari appears
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let me tell you what amateurs do because you're all amateurs i'm a fucking professional
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amateurs always do the same thing in cars when something happens that they're unsure about or
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they don't like they press the brake now i can tell you this because when i drive the way i drive
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i drive very fast but i don't drive on the wrong fucking side of the road but when i drive very
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fast and i'm zipping in and out cars let's say there's a person in the car and they see me behind
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in the rear view zipping in and out very quickly they start to panic because they see a lambo coming up
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out of nowhere and they press the brake even though there's nothing in front of them
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because somebody's coming up behind them really quickly they just press the brake people press the
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brake that's what they do in this scenario if i would have touched the brake it's over there's
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no time you cannot brake the ferrari is without exaggeration i could see the man's face the ferrari
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was so fucking close the ferrari is there there's no time to brake brake what so i'm driving ferrari
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appears and i'll give you this is real world i'm driving ferrari in fact it was a left-hand turn
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driving left-hand turn ferrari proof and i fucking hard bang full right lock the porsche 911 and lose
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control of the car this is why i'm the best i'm saying this without bravado i mean this what i did
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yesterday was fucking legendary if it was if i had a dash cam it would be a million a billion hits on
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youtube i'm having dash cams installed in every car tomorrow i fucking full lock the porsche right
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lose control of the porsche as i'm fighting to regain control of the porsche i'm heading for the
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concrete barrier while i'm fighting to regain control of the porsche i glance at my rear view
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and i see him he's lost control of the ferrari this is the difference i regained control of my car
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without hitting anything regain control of my car without hitting anything he slid off into a truck
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now that's not the end of the fucking story because i was furious this motherfucker almost
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killed me and this is a thank you to romania because my network and connections in romania are
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unrivaled i put the following videos on instagram and offered a 5 000 euro cash reward and within a few
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hours we had located this idiot we had found him and we found his car this shows that money talks we
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found him we found his car i left a note on his car telling me he's a stupid bitch and if he
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continues to drive that way he's going to regret it because if i hear see any more stories i'm thinking
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it personal about this guy risking the lives of fucking families and children driving head-on into
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traffic i'll fucking deal with him myself i'm a fucking professional if there was anyone else in my
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position that person would have died my only regret is that this guy doesn't hit a fucking tree i want
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to hit a tree be gone the guy is fucking dangerous unreal unreal levels of stupidity because there's
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money yes you can have money but you still must have a brain and people like this are a fucking
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liability he can kill you listen kill me that would be devastating kill a fucking family or some children
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if there's a woman driving unbelievable unbelievable the levels of stupidity some people operate at
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but this is a thank you to all of romania because we found him he's been notified of the fact he's a
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stupid bitch we've confirmed he crashed his car when i didn't because i'm fucking professional and he's a
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little punk and on top of it all now he is marked for death steven seagal marked for death any more stories
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about this guy driving like a fucking cunt i'm dealing with him personally he attempted to kill me