Tate Speech - July 14, 2022


Tate on New Year's Resolutions


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

185.5708

Word Count

505

Sentence Count

1

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Don't be an amateur, be a professional. If you wait for the new year, you re the same as everybody else, you're an amateur. If you get up and get it done today, the New Year is coming and you don't need to wait until the end of the year to get your work done, you can have the best year of your life you ve ever had! Don't be a fucking idiot, get your shit done today and you'll have the most amazing year you've ever had in your life, and you certainly don't have the week between Christmas and New Year to be a lazy piece of shit, you don t have to wait that long to get it all done. You don t need to stay at home with no money, you need to go out in the streets to make money and have a life together, you certainly do not have the time to waste the last week between now and January 1st. You don't even need to drink on that night anymore, it's the last night to celebrate christmas, it s all finished. Don t be an idiot, you deserve to have your life together and have the BEST year you ve EVER had, and that s the day after christmas is over, so why not start getting your shit together today? I don t give a shit about that, I'll tell you what to do with your money and your money, I'm going to tell you exactly what you can do with it! I'll give you the best advice I've ever given you in this week, and tell you how to live your best year you can be the best you'll ever have in the next decade, because it's not going to be the most wasted week of your entire year, and it's going to get better than the rest of the fucking year you ever had, because you'll get a new year. I'm not gonna get any more of the same, I promise you'll be better than this next year, mate. - P.S. I'll even give you some tips on how to have a better year of the next year! - I'll be back in 2020, so don t be a better one, mate, I don't think you'll even have the chance to have it all the time you can afford it, mate you'll know what I'm gonna be able to afford it. Love ya'll. Xx - Tom -


Transcript

00:00:00.000 i see you all on instagram it's christmas you're chilling with your family you're drinking you're
00:00:10.560 getting fat and you're waiting for the new year to make any significant changes in your life let
00:00:13.940 me tell you something that is absolutely and utterly amateur that is what amateurs do and
00:00:18.360 the reason i can say that's what amateurs do is because that's what everyone does and everybody's
00:00:21.280 a fucking amateur this week in between christmas and new year is perhaps the most wasted week of
00:00:27.140 the year nobody does anything significant you're sitting around it's just been christmas and you
00:00:31.700 just want to wait etc etc etc if you start at the same time as everybody else you don't have an
00:00:36.920 advantage over everybody else you're going to run a race you want to go first don't you right so do
00:00:41.980 you have to wait for the calendar to reset because you really need that little bit of extra motivation
00:00:46.080 to not be a lazy piece of shit do you need to see a number one on the calendar to get up and get your
00:00:50.940 work done it's the day after christmas the jet's fueled jumping on the plane and i'm going out into
00:00:56.300 the streets to make money and i have a bunch of money and i'm up working so i don't know how you
00:01:01.020 can stay at home with no money and think oh i don't need to go work right now i can wait for the
00:01:05.180 new year no you fucking cannot wait you absolutely cannot wait for the new year whatever your
00:01:09.300 resolutions are they should have been fixed before christmas and if they're not fixed before
00:01:12.760 christmas the second best time is now it's not when the new year comes don't be an amateur be a
00:01:17.240 professional this is a message to everyone out there whose brain is capable of resonating with my
00:01:21.820 genius if you wait for the new year you're the same as everybody else you're an amateur if you
00:01:26.680 get up and you get it done today the new year is now christmas is over it's all finished you don't
00:01:31.140 need to drink on that night it's the worst night to party anyway everyone's an amateur it's full of
00:01:34.580 fucking retards start today fuck new year off and have the best year of your life let me say one more
00:01:40.120 thing these last two years of the enslavement of humankind in which we've endured i don't think this
00:01:46.320 is ending i don't think this is ending anytime soon i think things are gonna get harder and harder
00:01:49.780 and you need money to protect yourself i'm insulated from clown world because there's a huge
00:01:55.080 pile of money in the way it's hard to get to me but you people you don't have the insulation so you
00:02:00.680 need more passports you need more cash you need a better network you need your life together and
00:02:04.620 you certainly don't have a fucking week to waste
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