Tate Speech - July 13, 2022


Tate on Secrets of the Universe


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

178.05424

Word Count

582

Sentence Count

48

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

The universe is all around us, even this air right here is the universe, and what I do, this is how I made half a million dollars today, is I grab the universe right here, and I squeeze and force. I force the juice from the universe. This is why I'm so fucking juicing. I can do these things. I'm a man of action, and if I force myself into the universe and I squash and force everything I want from it, the universe must have an equal and opposite reaction. That's the third law, Newton's Third Law. The more you put in, the more it comes out. And it's the same with pussy, money, and everything. If you want more girls, you need to put more energy into the cosmos. The universe has told me the amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos ensures I'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet. And that is why girls get naked on the man. Now you can do the same thing. Print it out, put it on your little wall, print it out and put it in your little notebook. Next time you're about to jack off, think, am I putting energy in the universe or am I just putting sperm all over my pants? This is a CSBO. . I'm cool as shit as a dude, and this is as a math teacher, , and this is a skill with the Master on both of the mother. . . . I don't have a skill for this? Let me know what you have to do with this! XOXOXO xoxo and And this is a game that really helps me get a little better at this in the game. I m cool as a teacher so I can help you get a better grip on this. I m not just a little bit better at it. XO I ll be right back. XOXO. xo and the game is by the master on both the game to help me get better at the game and I hope you can help me with this. I ll get better and get better with the other stuff more tips on how to help you you ll be a little more chill as a better at being a better jig this is not only better than the other one


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Let me tell you something about the universe.
00:00:01.740 The universe is all around us.
00:00:04.860 Even this air right here is the universe.
00:00:07.280 And what I do, this is how I made half a million dollars today,
00:00:09.920 is I grab the universe right here.
00:00:12.480 I grab the universe and I squeeze and force.
00:00:16.020 I force the juice from the universe.
00:00:18.640 This is why I'm so fucking juicing.
00:00:20.280 I can do these things.
00:00:21.280 I grab the universe and I squash and force everything I want from it.
00:00:25.660 So if I want to be good at fighting,
00:00:26.840 I just go and I grab the universe and I force it to give me the skillet.
00:00:30.960 And I force the pussy and the money.
00:00:33.060 I squeeze the universe just like this and it all comes out.
00:00:39.440 But what is Newton's third law?
00:00:41.640 Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:00:44.420 Correct, that's the third law.
00:00:46.500 So, if I am a man of action, if I'm a man of force,
00:00:50.260 and I force myself into the universe,
00:00:52.740 the universe must have an equal and opposite reaction.
00:00:54.900 Which means, if I force my power into the universe,
00:00:59.700 and I focus all my energy on being sexy as fuck,
00:01:03.480 the only possible reaction from the universe is tons of pussy.
00:01:08.400 How can that not be true?
00:01:10.160 Newton said it.
00:01:12.000 So it's equal and opposite reaction.
00:01:13.940 The more you put in, the more it comes out.
00:01:17.120 And it's the same with pussy, money, everything.
00:01:18.900 So if you want more girls, you need to put more energy into the universe.
00:01:23.320 So my question to you is, how are you putting energy into the universe?
00:01:27.900 Is it just from typing on the computer, or are you doing things?
00:01:30.660 You're lifting weights, you're going places, you're doing things.
00:01:33.620 If you force your energy into the universe, the universe will give you back.
00:01:37.680 This is how I know I'm one of the greatest men on the face of the planet.
00:01:41.520 The Lord High Job protected me.
00:01:42.960 The universe has told me the amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos.
00:01:50.680 Stop, pause, and rewind.
00:01:52.800 The amount of sheer energy I have forced into the fabric of the cosmos
00:01:56.760 ensures I'm one of the greatest humans to ever walk the face of this planet.
00:02:01.380 And that is why girls get naked on the man.
00:02:05.940 Now you can do the same thing.
00:02:07.960 Energy in.
00:02:09.700 Newton's third law.
00:02:10.620 Print it out, put it on your little wall.
00:02:13.260 Next time you're about to jack off, think, am I putting energy into the universe,
00:02:16.400 or am I just putting sperm all over my pants?
00:02:18.060 This is a CSBO.
00:02:21.900 Now you have to.
00:02:23.700 Now you can do something.
00:02:23.960 Now you can do the same thing.
00:02:25.340 Now you can do something.
00:02:26.040 Now you're about to try to escape.
00:02:26.400 Now let's have a skill.
00:02:27.820 Now let's have a skill as the universe.
00:02:29.000 Now let's have a skill as the super POLYa alone.
00:02:30.360 Let's...?
00:02:31.200 Remember this one of the-
00:02:32.380 the game's first I'm cool as aancer has 싶은 οποess.
00:02:33.580 And this is as a math teacher?
00:02:34.780 Now let's have a skill with the man,
00:02:36.020 Now let's have a skill with the master on both of the mother.
00:02:38.420 Yeah!
00:02:39.260 Now let's have a skill for this!
00:02:42.100 Why don't have a skill with this?
00:02:43.740 Now let's have a skill with this.
00:02:44.100 First time that's the universe that really baby
00:02:45.840 Yeah, it should do something since time.
00:02:46.140 We'll be right back.