Tate Speech - July 11, 2022


Tate on Sex Parties


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

219.78387

Word Count

5,505

Sentence Count

565

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

This is a story about a night out with friends in the French Riviera and how a taxi driver tries to get me into a pool party in the middle of the day in the scorching heat of Cannes, France. Also, I find out that I'm not on steroids and that I don't need them. I also find out the taxi driver is gay and that he's not allowed to be at the party if he's on steroids. I'm sorry for the awkward ending, but it's one of my favorite stories and I'm going to tell it the best I can, even though it's a little out there. I hope you enjoy the story, and if you enjoy it, you have to sit and think that it should actually be twice as good as it is now. xoxo -Tristan & James XOXO - Tristan: & James: . This episode is a little different than the rest of the stories I've told before but I think it's going to be a lot better than the other ones I've shared in the past, so I'll do my best to make it better for you guys. Xx -P.S. Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it means a lot to me and I really appreciate it. I really do appreciate you guys and I appreciate you. -p.s. Love ya. xoxoxo -Elliott: xo -P x -Jaden: -Sue:) -Josie:) - ( ) - J. (J. ( ) -J.Sue (J) - J) - J.V (J.) - (J). (A. (A) (P. (C) -A) - A. (K) -S. (P) -B. (R) - C. (L) - M. (B) - B. (M. (D) - K) - S. (T. (V) - E. (S. ) - J). - K. (G) - P. (E. (I) - R. (Q) ) - L (A.) - J.) - SONGS (SORRY - J ) - SORRY (SONGS) - G. (HAPPY BECAUSE I'S GONE)


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm going to tell you about the time I went to a sex party in Cairns in France in the French
00:00:12.500 Riviera. This is one of my best stories and it should have been on tape speech long ago
00:00:15.880 but I completely forgot about it even though it's one of my best stories and someone reminded me
00:00:19.760 about it so I'm going to tell you the story the best I can but there are certain elements I'm
00:00:23.840 going to have to miss out because it involves personal information about the other characters
00:00:27.420 who are in the story and what's annoying about the parts I'm going to miss out is that they
00:00:30.440 genuinely add to the story and make it better as a whole but it's not my information to share so I'm
00:00:35.160 going to tell you the story the best I can and if you enjoy the story you have to sit and think that
00:00:39.060 it should actually be twice as good. So I'm in Cannes in the French Riviera. It's blazing hot. I remember
00:00:43.500 thinking this is France. Why is it so hot? It felt like the fucking desert. It's like 38 degrees. It
00:00:48.040 was crazy hot. I've been out drinking the night before. I woke up in the morning. I was there with
00:00:52.020 Tristan and a good friend of mine. The good friend of mine we're going to give alias. I think a lot of
00:00:56.760 people who know me well might know who it is but if you don't know me that well we're going to give
00:00:59.720 him an alias. We're going to call him James. So I'm with James and I wake up in the morning
00:01:08.820 and James is at breakfast with these two chicks. So I went to sleep. I'm successful. He had two chicks
00:01:14.900 with him. That's James. So we're sitting there. We're having breakfast. These two girls obviously
00:01:20.220 want to leave. They have the walk of shame. They still got their dresses and their heels and
00:01:23.060 everything. It's blazing hot. I keep saying that because maybe it's because I was dehydrated
00:01:26.820 or maybe because I was hungover but the heat was super bothering me. It was super, super, super hot.
00:01:32.380 France should never be that hot. It pissed me off. I'm angry at France for being that hot.
00:01:37.820 So we're having breakfast and we're sitting there going what should we do today? We said you know
00:01:40.400 it's so hot. Let's just go chill by the beach or let's chill by a pool or something. I was all right
00:01:43.220 cool. So we walk out. We go to get in this taxi. We've got beach clothes on. So we've got like shorts and
00:01:48.380 some vests on. So we get in this taxi and this dude turns to us. The taxi driver goes hey man
00:01:54.640 what are you doing today? We're like oh take us to a beach or a pool or something. He goes hey I
00:01:57.500 know an amazing pool party. A really good pool party. And we're like oh we don't we just want
00:02:01.900 to chill. He goes no you can chill. You can chill. It's not it's not crazy. You know you can just chill
00:02:05.580 there. We're like okay because we're not really in the mood to party. We just want to go sit and
00:02:08.820 relax somewhere. He goes I know this amazing pool party. I can get you in. And I thought okay this is
00:02:13.840 weird. Why is a taxi driver trying to get me into a pool party? Well I thought maybe he gets some
00:02:17.600 commission. This happens in places. They get commission or something whatever. Then he goes
00:02:21.300 to me hey are you on steroids? To me I was like no. He goes are you sure? I was like yeah I'm not on
00:02:26.900 steroids. Why? Okay because you're not allowed in the party if you take steroids. I was like that's
00:02:33.100 weird. Okay well no I'm not on steroids. I've never taken steroids in my life. I do get that a lot
00:02:37.840 though. People say hey you're on steroids. I'm a G. I don't need steroids. Come on please.
00:02:42.080 Blessed. So um anyway he confirmed I wasn't on steroids. He starts driving to this party.
00:02:48.940 So he starts driving and it's kind of like kind of like the Hollywood hills of France. He starts
00:02:53.520 driving and driving and driving up these hills to these big huge gated mansions. So he thought
00:02:57.920 okay it's a it's a pool party at a big mansion. We're like all right cool. So we're like whose party is
00:03:01.320 this? And as we started to drive he started to slowly give more and more details. And he basically
00:03:07.840 turned to us and goes hey man you know this is France. You know they like to party crazy
00:03:11.220 in France. And we're like okay what does that mean? Anyway as we get closer and closer to
00:03:16.440 the destination he starts to give more and more details until the point where we get basically
00:03:19.580 outside the gate. And he goes okay so this is a nude party. And we're like all right.
00:03:27.420 Nude is it's not gay or anything is it? He goes no no no it's it's it's couples. It's a man and a
00:03:33.220 woman. Couples only or single women. No single men are allowed except like three or four. And I've
00:03:41.180 chosen and I know the owner and I've told him about you two guys because you're in good shape
00:03:45.000 and you know you two guys can go as the single guys. So knowing what I know now what basically
00:03:51.740 happened is I got selected by a taxi driver to be one of the in the in the land of this swinger
00:03:57.400 talk. Bulls like one of the big bad boy who fuck all the women. That's what I've been selected to
00:04:02.940 do. But up until this point even though they told me this I was still quite ignorant to everything.
00:04:06.760 I was still kind of a bit like a few single guys lots of single girls. Why would single girls go to
00:04:12.460 a party naked? I don't know. French are weird. The French are weird. So I'm like all right cool.
00:04:17.400 So let's go. So me and James we get out of the car. We walk up and they got fucking security all
00:04:24.980 around this mansion. Security all over the place. We go up to the front. The taxi driver gets us in.
00:04:31.680 He talks to the lady. The lady goes no no no no no single men. Taxi driver comes blah blah blah. Okay
00:04:35.680 okay you two did it. Gives us a wristband. And then before you can go any further you're supposed to
00:04:39.780 get completely naked. But there were a few people in their underwear. So I thought you know what fuck
00:04:43.480 it. I'm gonna be I'm gonna go down to my underwear. I'm not walking around my dick out. Fuck this. So I got
00:04:47.420 down to my underwear. I said it he. We walk into this party. And we were there at the very beginning of the
00:04:52.520 party. This is about two o'clock in the afternoon now. Two o'clock in the afternoon. The party had
00:04:55.740 not just started. The party had just all the weirdos had just turned up and began to conversate.
00:05:01.960 But no one was fucking yet. But all the weirdos were there. And like so I I'm sitting there trying
00:05:07.000 to get a lay of the land. So I walked in. There's a pool. And I thought fuck it. It's trying to look as
00:05:11.480 normal as possible. Let me kind of sit on the edge of the pool with my feet hanging in the pool.
00:05:16.220 Get a drink and just chill. So I'm sitting in the pool with my feet in the pool. James is here.
00:05:21.440 We've got a few Vulcan lemonades. We're sitting there chilling. And I'm noticing the weirdos are
00:05:27.200 starting to appear. They're starting to come in in couples. Mainly couples. They said single girls.
00:05:31.500 There's maybe three or four single girls. Loads of couples. There's me and James. And then there was
00:05:37.720 the other dude which we're gonna get to in a minute who had been chosen as a bull. So we're sitting there.
00:05:43.280 And as the couples would come in like a man would walk in with his wife and start introducing. I thought he
00:05:48.120 was introducing himself to people. But no he was introducing his wife to people. So they're all
00:05:54.060 walking around introducing their wives to each other. It clocked. I said ah okay I see what's
00:05:59.640 going on. And then in the corner there was a door. And up the door the door to depravity there was
00:06:04.880 bedrooms. So I was like okay well you know what maybe this won't be too weird. Because a bunch of
00:06:10.040 people are going to meet by the pool. And they're going to go upstairs and fuck. And I'll just sit
00:06:14.520 here by the pool and have a few drinks. And then I'll leave. That's my goal. I thought it
00:06:18.960 wouldn't get too bad. It wouldn't get too out of control. So I'm sitting there chilling. Now the
00:06:23.800 problem with swingers and this sex party stuff. The problem with all of it is the same. It doesn't
00:06:29.360 matter if you're in France or anywhere in the world. It's never beautiful people. I fuck beautiful
00:06:35.420 women. Genuinely beautiful women. And the problem is with all this swingers and stuff. It's never
00:06:40.140 supermodels. Because if a girl is that sexually liberal and she's genuinely hot. She's on a
00:06:45.800 billionaire's boat. It's not a party that anyone would end up in on accident or something. And
00:06:50.380 they certainly wouldn't be banging random French dudes. Even if it is a nice house. Like
00:06:54.420 they're prostitutes for the highest possible level. They're that sexually liberal and they're
00:06:58.020 actually hot. So the problem with all swinging and all examples of swinging I've ever seen
00:07:02.260 is that they're just not hot. So I mean a couple of the girls were sevens. The dudes
00:07:08.480 bunch of dudes. Bunch of girls who were like fives and shit. It wasn't hot. It wasn't
00:07:14.980 hot. I don't want you to think for any moment it was 1% arousing. Because it was 0% arousing
00:07:19.920 the whole time. So I'm sitting there and I'm like ah. And it dawned on me why I'm there.
00:07:25.180 Because everyone keeps looking at me. Just looking at me. Because I have no shirt on. Obviously
00:07:29.680 my muscles are out and shit. For once in my life I'm trying to not look big. I'm trying to
00:07:35.220 just like you know just chill a bit. Like fucking leave me alone. So I'm sitting there. Anyway
00:07:38.860 girls kept coming over and guys kept coming over introducing themselves to me. Like oh
00:07:44.420 hello. What's your name? Hi. Hi. So I'm reluctantly talking to these like being as polite as bare
00:07:52.900 minimum. But saying as little as possible to these people. And James goes there's no way
00:08:01.440 we're going to come to a sex party and not fuck something. And I said bro. You can fuck what you
00:08:06.160 want. I'm not fucking anything. There's no way. None of this is appealing to me. None of this is
00:08:11.280 1% appealing to me. I do not find this sexually attractive or arousing in any regard. I just want
00:08:15.320 to get out of here in one piece. This is weird. This is some hills have eyes shit. And he goes no
00:08:19.560 I'm going to fuck something. I was like bro you can fuck what you want. I ain't fucking anything.
00:08:24.160 So we're sitting there. I've had like four or five drinks by now. And the more I drink the less
00:08:27.540 I want to fuck. I'm not getting drunk and going yay. I'm getting drunk and thinking nah. Anyway so
00:08:32.720 I'm sitting there chilling. Anyway the third guy that must have been selected from the street. The
00:08:37.480 third dude to fuck the women walks in. And it's some big black dude from fucking fuck knows where.
00:08:47.520 The deep dark Sahara. He was as dark as the night. About my size black. And when he walks in it goes
00:08:53.980 into full depravity. Because as you know all these cucks and these weirdos like the idea of
00:08:59.180 their wives getting fucked by black guys. I don't know why. But that's just how it is. So my little
00:09:04.420 safe space which was the pool and garden now starts becoming an orgy. Where this black dude starts
00:09:11.940 running around fucking anything at random. And I'm saying this. I'm not being racist because I'm half
00:09:16.520 black. But all the brothers out here know I'm telling the truth. These motherfuckers don't care.
00:09:20.260 Black dudes will fuck anything. They don't care. He came into the party and where I was completely
00:09:26.060 I was disgusted and upset by what I saw. To him it was like a candy shop. The excitement in his eyes.
00:09:33.880 He loved it. So this big black dude now naked with his boner is running around having sex.
00:09:39.320 One girl for like 10 seconds. Another girl for a minute. So my little safe area is now starting to
00:09:43.960 become an orgy. I'm like fuck. Now I can't escape. Now there's sex everywhere. Sex noises.
00:09:50.260 You know like you're trying to have a you're by the pool. You're trying to have vodka and orange
00:09:53.960 and you can hear it behind you. Like why? Why is this happening? Why am I here?
00:10:02.620 James turns to me and goes now we have to fuck something. And I was like oh man I don't want to
00:10:07.180 have sex with anything here. I don't want to have sex with anyone. Anyway there was this one girl
00:10:11.720 the whole time I've been saying this in this whole story who'd been eyeing me up. And she's the only
00:10:16.140 girl who's actually kind of hot. I'd say she's a seven and a half. And she didn't look French. She
00:10:22.940 might have been Polish or something. Blonde. She was she was you know what? She was hot when she was 19
00:10:28.400 but now she's 27. One of them. So this girl's been eyeing me up the whole time. I know what she wants
00:10:34.740 but I already made a conscious decision I'm not going to fuck anything. But then I also made the decision
00:10:38.040 if everything goes wrong and I have to fuck someone I'll fuck her. And what actually made
00:10:44.320 her a choice for me is that when the black dude came and tried to stick his dick in her she was
00:10:49.040 like no no. And was only she wanted me. Only me. Some loyalty amongst the sex party. And I find
00:10:55.280 loyalty attractive in females. So I was like okay. So I'm sitting there anyway. James was like we have
00:11:00.400 to fuck something. We have to fuck something. I'm like no. And by now and I want you to understand it's
00:11:04.200 it's a full-blown orgy. Everybody's either having sex or wanking besides me and James.
00:11:12.800 And we're sitting there trying to not look around us. It reeks of desperation. It felt like a zoo.
00:11:20.460 You ever been in the zoo and the monkeys start having sex in the zoo and it's kind of like a bit
00:11:24.500 not embarrassing because they're just monkeys but you're kind of a bit like
00:11:27.500 is that necessary right now. That's exactly how it felt to me. It felt like I was in a zoo. It felt
00:11:34.480 desperate. There wasn't sex. It was pathetic. Like it was just just every just sex everywhere
00:11:39.780 all around me. Anyway in the midst of the chaos I finished my like 10th drink.
00:11:46.420 So I'm semi-drunk and I'm still completely unappealed on the thing. This girl the Polish
00:11:51.060 girl comes up to me and she goes I prefer privacy. And I said uh yeah me too. And she goes do you want
00:11:58.840 to go upstairs? And James goes to me and I'm sitting there and James was super jealous. He
00:12:04.880 didn't say anything but I could tell he was jealous because he wanted to fuck her. So that made it a
00:12:08.340 little bit more appealing. And I was like oh you know what this ain't really my thing. She goes oh
00:12:11.780 no we'll just go upstairs and talk. You know there's private rooms so we don't have to be around all
00:12:15.160 this. And I was like all right okay let's go. So I thought maybe she's normal like me. You know
00:12:21.480 she's the hottest one here. I'm the hottest one here. Hottest guy. Hottest girl. Maybe this is all
00:12:26.360 unappealing to her. Maybe this is all you know she's a bit too weird and she wants to go to private
00:12:31.140 room. I mean obviously she wants to fuck me obviously but you know it's just us alone. We can
00:12:35.100 fuck and like it's gonna be completely degenerate. It's gonna be completely weird. So we get up. We start
00:12:40.520 walking up to the top. We go. I walk past one empty room. We walk past another empty room. I go to go
00:12:45.880 in. She goes no no no. Gets my hand and carries on walking me up another flight of stairs. Okay.
00:12:50.260 She's in front of me. Hold my hand. I walk up to the other flight of stairs and she opens this room
00:12:53.780 and we walk in and there's eight dudes naked. All standing around the bed. And she gets on the bed.
00:13:02.920 And I was like so you just tried to get a ninth guy. So here I was. She fooled me. She made me
00:13:10.220 think there was some slither of of normality in this bitch. It turns out she'd been scooping
00:13:15.320 select guys one by one with her fucking eyes and putting them all in this room and making them
00:13:20.720 wait till she got I don't know 10. Again maybe it's a magic number. I was guy number nine.
00:13:24.820 And then we're all gonna fuck her. I guess that's what she wanted. So when when when I walked in I saw
00:13:30.120 these other dudes I was like nah I'm leaving. Bye. I turn around and left and I heard them all singing
00:13:34.680 French. I can guess what they were saying. Why come here if you don't like to do this?
00:13:39.840 Probably complaining. I didn't want to jump in like a fucking French weirdo.
00:13:44.500 So when I came back down James had now vanished because he was pissed off now because I turned I
00:13:48.560 walked off with the hot girl. Everyone's having sex but him and he vanished. So I'm back down by the
00:13:54.020 pool by myself now and a rumor is starting to spread. Why am I there if I'm not fucking? I'm like I could be a
00:14:02.040 journalist or I could be recording. So now rumors starting to spread amongst people because people
00:14:06.860 were looking at me weird. And me walking out of that sexual encounter must have been the beginning
00:14:11.520 of it. I don't know if there's an alarm or something. I don't know they sent a text message. I don't know
00:14:15.680 what they did. But by the time I was back downstairs security were looking at me weird. People were looking
00:14:21.200 at me weird. Everyone's looking at me weird. Now the owner of this whole thing was a real real fat dude
00:14:28.620 and he was the DJ. So the DJ is a super fat guy who organizes all these parties and the most annoying
00:14:36.140 thing about this fat cunt is that when he's DJ he emcees and when he emcees all he says over and over
00:14:45.700 again is oh my god like that. Now I know it doesn't sound annoying but when you're sitting there
00:14:51.660 imagine you're at a pool everyone's having sex it's unattractive it there's sex noise everywhere
00:14:57.360 there's a big black dude having sex with everyone at random you're trying to drink and be left alone
00:15:01.820 and every three seconds some french prick on a mic was going oh my god over and over and over again.
00:15:09.080 It was like it was like a personal hell. So anyway this fat guy comes over to me and goes what's your
00:15:15.500 name? I was like Andrew. He goes oh you want to talk over here a second? I was like okay. So he took
00:15:23.800 me to the corner and he goes you have a problem with our party? I was like no I've just never been
00:15:28.200 to a party like this before and it's just a bit unusual for me so you know I'm just trying to relax.
00:15:32.680 He goes hmm you are getting some suspicion if you do not want to have fun you should not be here
00:15:37.940 your people are suspicious. I was like no look there's nothing crazy like that I'm just not
00:15:42.120 comfortable. He goes okay well then he turned nice he goes but you must come to the real party
00:15:47.800 later. I was like what this isn't the real party? He goes no this is the lunch party
00:15:52.260 the real party's tonight. I was like okay and he gave me his card so he took his card.
00:15:58.580 I was like thanks. Anyway by the time I get back down the pool James is sitting there. I'm like James
00:16:02.280 what happened? He goes bro don't want to talk about it let's leave. I was like so basically the same
00:16:06.540 thing that happened to me must have happened to you or worse but he was he was traumatized by whatever
00:16:12.560 happened to his ass. So I got a fucking let's get out of here. So we get up we go to leave yeah
00:16:15.860 we go to leave and we go to the security we go where can we get a taxi? He goes no taxis no Ubers nothing nothing
00:16:21.940 we're like well we need to get the fuck out of here. We're up in a mansion it was a 20 minute
00:16:26.820 drive up a hill. We're at the top of the hill we need to get the fuck out of here. How do we get out
00:16:29.600 here? Then some old guy comes up to me and goes ah hello Andrew. One of the guys introduced himself
00:16:34.680 to me earlier. I was like hi. He goes you're leaving already? I was like oh yeah I'm gonna save
00:16:39.440 myself for the real party later. So I said smooth. He goes ah yes yes the real party is tonight
00:16:46.560 uh and then I said where can I get a taxi or an Uber? He goes just take my car. I was like oh
00:16:51.940 what you're driving? He goes no no no just take my car take my car. I was like well I guess if you're
00:16:58.340 gonna let everyone fuck your wife you might as well let people drive your car. I guess it's just how
00:17:01.060 they look at life. I was like what should I do with the car? He goes park it in central can. Send me
00:17:05.940 location. Leave the key underneath the tire. No problem. Okay so he gives me his key. It's a Mercedes.
00:17:12.240 It's not a great Mercedes. It's a c-class Mercedes. Remember I am fucking drunk. So me and James we
00:17:17.860 walk out. We leave this party and when I leave this party it was just a sigh of relief and I could
00:17:22.000 hear as I as I walked out the gates I could hear the fading sound of clapping like of sex in the
00:17:27.960 background. From outside the gates you could hear the and all the ah ah it was fucking disgusting.
00:17:35.800 Nothing about it was good bro. Nothing about this. I'm reliving this in I I would genuinely never go to
00:17:42.200 one of these parties ever again. The whole thing was vile. So I go and I get in this car I'm fucking
00:17:47.440 20 drinks in. I'm completely hammered and it ain't my car so I'm driving it like a complete dick. You
00:17:51.960 know what about drunk driving? You can actually drink drive fine. The problem with drunk driving
00:17:55.980 isn't that you can't coordinate. It's that you become too arrogant. You know like if I were to drink drive
00:18:01.780 and actually try and drive normally it'd be fine. But when you're drink driving you deliberately for some
00:18:05.580 reason want to drive like a cunt. Something about the drink makes you want to think you're fucking
00:18:09.580 Michael Schumacher. And especially me I am Michael Schumacher so I really so I'm I'm driving this guy's
00:18:14.760 fucking Ferrari I'm sorry Ferrari fucking Mercedes like a dick. Tire screeching overtaking everyone or like a
00:18:21.200 complete cunt. If we stopped me I would have been fucked. Anyway I get the central can. Don't crash. Come
00:18:25.320 professional. Key into the tire whatever whatever. I text the guy here's the location for the car because
00:18:30.860 he gave me his number. Here's the location for the car. He goes ah okay perfect see you
00:18:34.880 tonight. So I run back to tell Tristan because Tristan wasn't in any part of this. So I go to
00:18:38.960 tell Tristan. Me and James sit there with Tristan and we tell Tristan the whole story from start to
00:18:42.100 finish. Tristan goes to us well now you've got to go to the real party. I mean if you've seen that
00:18:47.880 and that's how fucked up it is you've got to go to the real party. And I was like do I? Like I know
00:18:55.000 I'm gonna hate it. What I've seen already I really hated. And that was just a lunchtime thing. Do I have
00:18:59.960 to go to the real party? Do I have to? Tristan's like you kind of do have to. So I sat there got
00:19:06.880 another gin and tonic continued to stay drunk and about 8 p.m. I looked at the card and had the
00:19:11.960 address for the real party. Get in the taxi. Give the dude the address. Normal taxi driver this time.
00:19:18.020 Takes us. It's a tiny little I think it's a night it's a nightclub. Inside it was a nightclub. I think
00:19:23.880 it was previously a nightclub that didn't make any money and it got closed down and maybe these perverts
00:19:27.860 bought it or rented it or something because inside was really shabby. But it had a few poles
00:19:32.060 and it was a nightclub inside. It was a nightclub. Walked in. Saw all the same kind of faces as before.
00:19:39.620 The same people. But there's a whole bunch of new people as well. And the same DJ playing music. Oh my
00:19:45.280 God. Over and over. I can't explain to you on this Tate speech how many times he said oh my God.
00:19:52.740 I want you to listen to a song and every 11 to 12 seconds say oh my God over it. And after an hour
00:20:00.920 I guarantee you feel like murdering somebody. So we walk into this club. We gave him a we said we
00:20:06.380 were at the party earlier blah blah the woman who's there goes I recognize you yes hello welcome
00:20:10.440 gentlemen all this shit. Walked in. No one's having sex yet just like the last party everyone's kind of
00:20:15.060 you know introducing each other da da da da. A few girls got their tits out. A couple dudes are starting
00:20:19.320 to get naked. You know the French are weird. One dude he must have been about 50 got naked then go
00:20:26.660 on the dance floor and just like start to dance. Just like why why why why would you do that? Why
00:20:34.820 would you get completely naked? If you want to dance just why would you get completely naked and
00:20:38.460 just go do your shit dancing? Everything nothing made sense. So the black dude's still there. He's of
00:20:46.680 course naked. He's he's in the corner with these two ugly women having sex with them and just like
00:20:53.460 the last party there's a little stairway upstairs. But by this point I'm done with being polite. I no
00:20:59.340 longer give a shit about these people liking me. I don't give a fuck anymore. So I was like you know
00:21:03.440 what I'm gonna go see what's upstairs. So I'm gonna look. So I've experienced the whole thing. I get
00:21:08.440 the fuck out of here. James goes yeah let's get the fuck out of here. So we went to walk upstairs to
00:21:13.020 the private rooms and this is where it got super weird. So we went upstairs and we're talking talking
00:21:18.880 about like the party and how super because we're fully dressed now. We're fully dressed as normal
00:21:22.120 and we got there and there's a guard. He goes
00:21:23.980 I had to get naked. I was like fuck's sake and James goes you go. I was like all right. So he stayed
00:21:30.360 there. You had to get completely naked. So I got completely naked and walked through the curtain the
00:21:35.940 velvet purple curtain and went through. And when I went through even though I was only making
00:21:41.060 footsteps people turned to me and went shh shh. So you're not allowed to make noise. And what it was
00:21:47.020 it was a corridor with like three rooms. Room here, room here, and a room at the end. Yeah. So you have a
00:21:54.920 room at the end. You have a room here and you have a room here. And there's people having sex in all the
00:21:59.020 rooms. And then the people in all the corridors stand there and just wank. So there's just dudes' asses
00:22:07.620 all lining the corridor because they're all looking out at the sex. And I'm kind of like
00:22:13.580 walking naked in between all these dudes' asses trying to see what's in the rooms. And it's just
00:22:19.420 depravity. It's just 42 year old women getting fucked by three dudes at once in one room. Another
00:22:27.940 room some young girl. She was young but she was ugly as fuck. Getting analed by some guy. It was just
00:22:35.460 terrible. There's nothing sexy about any of this. It was horrible. These must be the most
00:22:41.480 sexually deprived people on earth. These are people who don't get laid. There's no other way you could
00:22:46.440 possibly like this. And a bunch of French men jerking off. And the weirdest thing about it was
00:22:50.600 everyone was silent. All you could hear was the sex noise. There wasn't even any groaning. Even the
00:22:55.660 women who were getting fucked weren't making noise. It was just pure just
00:22:59.200 all these dudes fucking. So I walked to the end. Okay. Walked back. And as I'm walking again I must
00:23:10.940 have made too much noise. Some French guy turns and looks at me. And I just looked at him back like
00:23:13.840 what? You know fuck I'll knock you the fuck out. Because now I'm annoyed. It's too fucking weird.
00:23:18.800 I go and put my clothes on. I said James this place is too fucking weird. Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:23:21.700 So we go. We go to leave. And the woman at the first time goes oh gentlemen why are you leaving?
00:23:25.520 Why are you leaving? They get super worried about you leaving. Because they think you're
00:23:29.400 going to like bust them. Or tell the police. Or I don't know. If you leave before the party
00:23:33.440 ends they get super worried. The problem is James is now hammered. So when I was upstairs he must
00:23:39.020 have done. I don't know how many drinks he's drunk. We have been drinking all day. I was drunk too.
00:23:41.740 But he was fucking hammered. And he turns to the girl and goes this party's disgusting.
00:23:46.560 You're all fucking ugly. I was like bro. She's like oh oh. Gets on the phone to call security.
00:23:53.180 So we opened it. It was a fire escape door. Opened the fire escape door. Walked out.
00:23:56.340 Walked out to the main road. Just fucked off. And that was the end of it.
00:24:00.200 Long story short. Never go to sex parties because they're not sexy in any regard. They're
00:24:04.000 not attractive. There's nothing about it that's interesting or fun. There's nothing like oh
00:24:07.480 experimental. The whole thing was horrible. The whole thing was nasty. The worst thing about
00:24:11.220 the club which is something I missed is that in those confined spaces you could smell it.
00:24:16.640 stunk of dick and pussy and BO and sweat. Oh my god. Oh please. It might be the worst thing
00:24:26.400 that ever happened to me in my life.
00:24:27.220 Who you suckers think you're tripping with? Yes. I'm the boss. Say I'm 45. White on white.
00:24:34.060 That's Rick Ross. I keep them wide. I keep them long. I keep them fat. I keep them coming back.
00:24:40.400 We keep them coming back. I'm in the distribution. I'm like Atlantic. I got them pretty things
00:24:47.420 flying across the Atlantic. I know Pablo. Noriega. The real Noriega. He owe me a hundred favors.
00:24:56.260 I ain't petty player. We buy the whole thing. See most of my homies awful. They still do they