The Big Apple | Tate Confidential Ep 284
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Summary
Tristan and Andrew are on their way to New York City, but it s cold outside and they don t have a jacket. Andrew and Tristan try to figure out how to survive the cold without a jacket, but things don t go as planned.
Transcript
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Luke, you still have one of my chargers from LA.
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Bailey, you gave it to me and I gave it to them.
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And see, that's why you don't lend people things.
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He's supposed to go in my backpack with the one spot.
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Done. Tristan's got a briefcase, suit jacket, suitcase.
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I only have big cases, so it's an empty suitcase.
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In fact, I bought it on the same day from the same place.
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Because the plan was to just stay in Miami, chill for a few days, but now we're packed up, about to go somewhere.
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People ask me all the time, what's your plan for the week?
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I don't have a plan for the week because it changes by the hour.
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And the most fun city I can think of in America is New York.
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So I'm going to bring Luke to make sure he has fun.
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Bailey, it's going to be cold and I don't have a jacket.
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Yeah, he couldn't borrow your charger, could he?
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It wouldn't go well with my gorilla hat or my pants, Deneen.
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I'd hotline what I should do about it because...
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As we know, that's my new favorite thing to do with the car, is talk to the Suicide Hotline.
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He's filled up the whole fucking trunk with suitcases.
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Tristan's talking to the Suicide Hotline about you.
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Well, I'm going to talk to the Suicide Hotline about you.
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All that matters is that we get the help we need.
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The thing is, it's been a thing for probably three plus years.
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If that doesn't make you suicidal, I don't know what will.
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Tristan's hate is upset because his brother keeps trying to kill himself.
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You need to tell the suicide hotline that you're making your brother suicidal and it makes you want to kill yourself.
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From now on, I don't travel in cars unless I can speak to the suicide hotline.
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The second I'm in a car without suicide hotline, direct connect.
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Tristan, you can't use my name as your fake name.
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All loose attempts to hide from the Matrix, and now the Suicide Hotline knows his name.
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I'm here for you, and I'd love to hear more about your life.
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Although, to be fair, they probably get loads of price like this all the time.
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Problem is, Luke has to once again decide how the future of the world's gonna work.
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If he's gonna eat the honey bun or not eat the honey bun, it's gonna affect the entire trip in New York.
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If you eat that Oreo, that's a different future than if you don't.
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Because if you don't pick the option that I know you should do...
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No, but me telling you also alters the timeline.
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So you have to make the right choice without me saying so.
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So, if anyone wins the lottery watching this, remember this.
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When? Early April, April 1st or 2nd we'll be there.
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Alright, so I'll see you in Dubai, then I'll see you on the 3rd or 4th in Dubai, and then I'll see you in Miami.
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Thanks, G. So it's about a thousand cups and some ice.
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Single malt whisky is when they make the process, they age it into a mix.
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Yeah. Chopper with this girl, so do not test me.
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Yeah. Chopper with this girl, so do not test me.
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Hop up in the lumber and drop them roofs or the tits.
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I've been mopping tigger in the stages of my shoes.
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I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, look, I think you've taken too long making the audio lessons.
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Yeah. What's more impressive, I was just talking to him yesterday in the real world chats.
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Literally, he showed, I remembered his message when he told me, hey, I said this, I remembered it exactly, and I was like, wait, that was yesterday, and then he showed me it on his phone.
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You know what's amazing, after being locked up for three years, we have these 200,000 students all around the world, and you kind of just see them as numbers and students in this program, but they're actual people.
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And we just took a private jet from Miami to New York, we land here, the guy who works at the private jet airport is inside the real world.
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Yeah, we have 200,000 actual people out there who are inside of the school.
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I've seen those videos where they say to people like, give us some advice for business.
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No such thing as working smart instead of hard.
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If someone works out how to work smart, they're going to work hard on top and beat you.
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I would argue, if you're with the right guy, you can go to Ulaanbaatar or Mongolia and have a good time.
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But I'm glad to be here with you because I've, you know, New York's New York.
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You know, the world's an awfully small place when you get rich.
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You're stuck in one town and you imagine these faraway places and who's the rich guy in Monaco?
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And jets mean you can get anywhere in two hours.
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The same two hours it takes you to get into Central Miami from Palm Beach.
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You can just take a plane and end up in New York.
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I think I'll have my breakfast here tomorrow morning.
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Never really thought much of New York, to be honest with you.
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I'm starting to enjoy life a lot more than I used to.
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If you're a man and you're not trying to become rich and powerful, I don't know what the fuck you're doing with your time.
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If you're a man and you're not motivated to do anything it takes to get into the winner's circle because it's about 50 people on the planet.
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If you're not dedicated, if you don't have the motivation, if you're not prepared to do whatever it takes to get to the top, I don't know what the fuck you're doing with your life.
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But I promise you, although the climb is difficult, it's Arduous, yeah, sure.
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Andrew, we've been in New York for five minutes and I'm already kind of feeling the city.
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It's me, I'm Top G, Undertaker, 6'3", world champion kickboxer, multi-millionaire, famous for telling the truth, you know?
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Tell the truth about governments, tell the truth about women, tell the truth about everything.
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I say the water's wet, I'm the only one brave enough to say it, so here I am.
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The truth about New York is that I'm pretty happy to be here.
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If you're with the right people, anywhere is good.
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Ulaanbaatar is good if you're with the right people.
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But if you're in New York, with the right people, in New York, well, New York is New York.
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Really? So, the last time I was in a club, my ears perked.
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Luke, you're the only person in the world who would bring earplugs to a club.
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Every girl is wanting to come up and talk to you and security is like, no.
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I'm not even gonna pretend like I can hear you.
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Oh Oh I got a white girl before she got no cheese I got a white girl before she got no cheese I got a baby turn to show you She got a good mom now she got no cheese You already know Money in the air and smoke fear Grab you by your coattails You can go to the motel wholesale Don't tell, won't tell, baby say I don't talk Luke all you do is work Luke we're partying Luke Take a picture with me with a flick on the head Come on, Andrew.
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Like, he was talking to you while you were in the last club doing this.
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You're talking to the person that you're going to...
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Nothing. Luke, you're gonna get served if you don't dance back.
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You're not gonna serve if you didn't dance back.
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If you don't dance back, it's the most important thing in the world.
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As we do the daddy tour, we should also stop by some of our favorite thrills.
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Time wasted, debt accumulated, and a future of corporate and slaving.
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You could spend that money leveling up a GTA character, or you could choose to level up yourself instead.
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So it took me on a journey all on my own about social skills, networking, sales.
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From the time I joined, I've made close to five figures.
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You can ask questions and receive immediate feedback from multi-millionaires already inside of that industry that are the professors leading the campuses.