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THE BIGGEST MISTAKE PORSCHE EVER MADE | Tate Confidential Ep. 81


Summary

Tristan can't open the door to his own house because he can't get his finger off his key card, and Andrew can't figure out how to unlock the door because he doesn't have a key card. Tristan and Andrew try to find a way to get their finger on the key card but it's not working and they have to go outside to get a new one. This episode was written and produced by and . Music by , , and , with additional additional music by ) and ). Special thanks to for the music, and ) for the background music, if you liked this episode, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever you re listening and tell a friend about it! Thank you so much for listening and supporting us, we really appreciate it. xoxo. -Eugene and Andrew -Tristans - Andrew's birthday present to himself and his family - Thank you for being a rockin' with us! -P.S. We are working on a new song for this one - we're working on it now - we hope you like it! -Epsiode -Andrew and Cesar - thank you for letting us use your music, we'll see you next week! -Cesar and Andrew - we love you! -Josha -Jasmin - Josha - Jaxon - P.B. - Jeeves - Jadyn Jazminn XOXO -Jaxon - Jaden - JOSH - Jody - Jodie - Jacey - Joc & Jaden ANDREWS - JACOB - JOSHA - JAMIE - JORDAN - JODY - JAYAN & JOSH BONUS EPISODES - JAMES - JODIE - JOSH ANDREAU - JUICY - JARRELL - JOE - JAXON - JORO - JEAN - ANDREW - JORGE - JASON - JOB AND RYAN KALLER - JOSE - JONYANTHORO - BOB AND JOSH & JAMES - AYANNA - JEROME - JOLE - JANDREAU CRY AND KEVIN


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Tristan, we have an urge to meet him.
00:00:03.000 Can you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
00:00:09.000 Yeah. Access denied.
00:00:14.000 What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
00:00:17.000 Someone's deleted your fingerprint.
00:00:18.000 obviously someone so in your own house
00:00:22.000 I
00:00:55.000 A booze emergency. Tristan, it's been two days of non-stop booze.
00:01:02.000 A booze emergency, bro. There's ten girls outside.
00:01:04.000 I know, and I'm hiding.
00:01:06.000 You're not hiding. I'm hiding from the booze.
00:01:08.000 You're not hiding. There's booze out there.
00:01:10.000 I'm hiding. With me, the booze comes to find you.
00:01:12.000 I know. I've been hidden.
00:01:15.000 Ah, shit. Got you. Let's booze.
00:01:18.000 Ah. Tristan, actually, though, why is there a party going on?
00:01:22.000 Because I had a bus filled with women from the party.
00:01:25.000 I know. And the bus stopped here.
00:01:27.000 I know. So I afforded some booze.
00:01:29.000 But no, but yeah, that's what, why, why did we do that step?
00:01:32.000 All the other steps I... Why'd you say, come inside the house, we're gonna have a huge party again, and then start pouring booze?
00:01:42.000 Because that's what I did. Why does anyone do the things that they do?
00:01:46.000 I don't have free will.
00:01:48.000 The universe dictates my movements.
00:01:50.000 Oh, there's a bunch of girls here, let me just send them home.
00:01:53.000 Is that what you want? Tristan, it's been- What am I, gay?
00:01:56.000 It's been two days of hard boozing, and here- Like drinking.
00:01:59.000 You keep pouring me shots and a fucking vodka.
00:02:03.000 It's evil. If you don't like it, you're free to wrestle me.
00:02:08.000 You're a wrestler. I don't want to wrestle a wrestler.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, I'm a wrestler. Andrew Boos.
00:02:14.000 Andrew, why is he doing this to us?
00:02:17.000 Let's go. There's two, there's so many.
00:02:22.000 How do you, and there's more, Tristan, I only just saw some walk in.
00:02:25.000 Yes, I know. I'm a wrestler.
00:02:28.000 You said it was just the bus people.
00:02:31.000 It's more than one bus.
00:02:34.000 More than one bus.
00:02:36.000 What's happened? How?
00:02:43.000 It was supposed to be two days.
00:02:45.000 We said two days. We'll have fun.
00:02:48.000 But now, I want to work.
00:02:50.000 I know you do. Tristan doesn't know when to start.
00:02:52.000 I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
00:02:55.000 How?
00:02:59.000 He's been doing this forever.
00:03:05.000 I'm trying to be in my computer. How much is the water in this house?
00:03:07.000 How much is the water in this house?
00:03:16.000 I'm hot.
00:03:19.000 So Andrew's still playing with God.
00:03:21.000 He's pregnant. My life is a disaster.
00:03:26.000 A beautiful life.
00:03:28.000 And a beautiful family.
00:03:30.000 Maybe it's good money, maybe it's not all that we need.
00:03:32.000 We are open, we are open, we are open.
00:03:34.000 We are open, we are open, we are open.
00:03:36.000 Andrew.
00:03:38.000 Andrew.
00:03:40.000 I'm Andrew.
00:03:42.000 Happy birthday.
00:03:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:03:45.000 He's sorry. I'm sorry.
00:03:48.000 Andrew, he's really sorry.
00:03:50.000 I'm sorry. Happy birthday.
00:03:52.000 I'm sorry. Tristan, we have an order to meet him. Can you open the door?
00:04:22.000 Can you please? You know I can't open the door.
00:04:24.000 Why can't you open the door? Yeah, why can't you open the door?
00:04:26.000 You can open the door to your own house.
00:04:27.000 Yeah. Access denied.
00:04:31.000 What happened? You've taken my fingerprint off of the thing.
00:04:34.000 Someone's deleted your fingerprint. Obviously someone.
00:04:36.000 So in your own house, Have you believed in my fingerprint?
00:04:45.000 No, you haven't. Ha!
00:04:47.000 You are the only loser who can't open the door.
00:04:49.000 But I don't want to talk to you guys anyway. Emergency meeting, you have to.
00:04:51.000 Yeah, you do. It's an emergency.
00:04:53.000 It's an emergency meeting and you can't open the door.
00:04:57.000 Admit it. Admit your shit money.
00:04:59.000 Access granted. Yeah, that's a good sound.
00:05:03.000 Access granted. Driss has the darkness spoken to you like that.
00:05:07.000 You said access granted. You have the longest cesar in the world.
00:05:10.000 Body and orange. No.
00:05:12.000 Who wants to know the longest cigar in the world?
00:05:14.000 I spoke about literally 5 million cigars in my life.
00:05:17.000 Yep. Yep. Too many.
00:05:19.000 What's this booze? This extremely expensive booze.
00:05:22.000 I didn't buy this. You didn't buy this.
00:05:24.000 It was given to me as a birthday present.
00:05:26.000 Yeah, I didn't buy this. This was not...
00:05:27.000 Let me take a look at what it is. It's fucking the Jeep.
00:05:30.000 We should. I already worked down.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, because I did not purchase this.
00:05:34.000 No, I didn't. I do buy plenty of expensive booze.
00:05:43.000 This booze does look very nice.
00:05:53.000 And it's very cold. Does the box insulate or something?
00:05:58.000 Hennessy Paradis. Hennessy Paradis.
00:06:01.000 Three shots? No.
00:06:05.000 No, it's been non-stop booze for three days.
00:06:10.000 I would like to show you.
00:06:12.000 Nobody likes you, but you don't care.
00:06:15.000 That's the problem. You guys don't care.
00:06:21.000 Haha! How's that feel?
00:06:24.000 How's what feel? How's it feel?
00:06:26.000 To what? Nah, admit it.
00:06:28.000 Wait, what? Wait, what? Where'd you meet?
00:06:32.000 When did this happen? Shit, if he removed my fingerprint, that wouldn't fucking get me.
00:06:38.000 Ah, that's pretty good. Close it.
00:06:41.000 Close it before Andrew. Ah.
00:06:43.000 I might remove your fingerprint.
00:06:49.000 Access to the knife. Ooh!
00:06:51.000 Access to the knife! How's it feel?
00:06:53.000 Access to the knife. He's removed my fingerprint.
00:06:58.000 See that, loser. Nice.
00:07:01.000 Nice. So what have we decided?
00:07:04.000 Retired is just what we're going to talk about.
00:07:05.000 So we're going to dice and we miss the sidebar.
00:07:08.000 Dice? We all want different things.
00:07:10.000 He wants expensive Japanese food.
00:07:11.000 I've got stakes. You won't talk about it.
00:07:14.000 It makes me powerful. So they're deciding this.
00:07:17.000 Yeah, but I'm going to win. Tristan, you can't win.
00:07:20.000 The gods can't win. He is super good at dice.
00:07:24.000 But also, your back's not against the wall.
00:07:26.000 It is. Tuckabell's make or break.
00:07:28.000 And he's going to get two. Three.
00:07:32.000 Okay. All right. Luke, go on.
00:07:34.000 All right. Three.
00:07:41.000 Okay. Three. Shit.
00:07:42.000 Shit. That's bad.
00:07:46.000 Come on. No.
00:07:47.000 No way. Can't happen.
00:07:49.000 Two. Two. Ha! We're gonna roll.
00:07:51.000 We're gonna move. Oh no.
00:07:52.000 Steak. That's gonna hurt me.
00:07:57.000 Six. Six.
00:07:59.000 Okay. I'm fine with steak.
00:08:05.000 I can live with steak. Six.
00:08:08.000 No way! How the fuck?
00:08:11.000 Okay. So what are we gonna eat?
00:08:14.000 The dice gods are deciding.
00:08:16.000 Four. Four. Luke's first.
00:08:18.000 Could it be possible? Four!
00:08:24.000 What is going on? What is this?
00:08:25.000 The dice gods do not want me and Luke.
00:08:28.000 They don't want us to eat. They just don't want us to eat.
00:08:31.000 They want us to play those forever.
00:08:32.000 All right. This is it.
00:08:34.000 Just get three, and I'm here too.
00:08:41.000 Three. Three. That's predicted.
00:08:43.000 The dice won't spoil it. You can get the reaction to your Tristan, Taco Bell.
00:08:47.000 Woo! Woo!
00:08:49.000 Woo! Why? Taco Bell.
00:08:52.000 Why? Woo!
00:08:53.000 Why? We can have nice days.
00:08:56.000 That's the way it goes. I thought there was no pressure.
00:08:58.000 Welcome to big school. Welcome to big school.
00:08:59.000 I would have rolled with more conviction.
00:09:01.000 Woo! Oh, you think we can handle our secret work against a team.
00:09:04.000 Do your tacos in New York.
00:09:06.000 What in Mexico? The exact same thing happened.
00:09:10.000 Ah, actually Andrew, this was you.
00:09:13.000 The exact same thing happened.
00:09:15.000 I'm very hungry. I eat two tacos.
00:09:18.000 And I'm still hungry, but I feel super sick and I don't want to eat anymore.
00:09:23.000 This is what happens every time you guys order tacos.
00:09:28.000 Seems like maybe we need to straighten this out.
00:09:30.000 Shit, I don't want a straightener.
00:09:31.000 Straightener? No. Get over and eat your fucking taco now.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, where's the nacho cheese...
00:09:42.000 Because it's nacho cheese.
00:09:46.000 Got it, didn't he, loser?
00:09:50.000 You're a fucking loser.
00:09:54.000 Fucking dice gods.
00:09:57.000 They fucked me. Aha!
00:10:02.000 I told you! You're on the news!
00:10:06.000 Tristan! I told you guys!
00:10:10.000 On the news? Yeah. You know what I'm hearing when you can stop?
00:10:13.000 Are you fucking cracking me?
00:10:15.000 Why don't they have an option?
00:10:17.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:18.000 Let me hear this.
00:10:21.000 Wait, let me hear this.
00:10:23.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care. I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this. I don't care.
00:10:30.000 Wait, didn't the cops... Wait, didn't the cops tell us not to throw the party?
00:10:35.000 Oh my god, I look like a wimp.
00:10:36.000 You do know they know exactly where we live.
00:10:42.000 The Romanian government.
00:10:48.000 Andrew, we're on the news!
00:10:50.000 Andrew, we're on the news!
00:10:52.000 Why do we have to go through?
00:10:54.000 It should be a fully loaded button.
00:10:56.000 Why do we have a fully loaded button?
00:10:58.000 Andrew, do you not remember the small party we had?
00:11:00.000 This country is.
00:11:02.000 This koozie did look good.
00:11:04.000 It did look fucking good. Hey, top off.
00:11:09.000 Ooh, please come and arrest me.
00:11:11.000 All right, man, it's all inside here.
00:11:13.000 Please come, all right? What is my idea?
00:11:16.000 You know, I'm a serious lover. No idea.
00:11:17.000 The fact that I have to take every single option on the 911 Turbo S makes me not even want to fucking buy one.
00:11:22.000 There should be, I'm not a broke boy, take every option.
00:11:25.000 Boom, fully loaded, bang, done, buy, debit card.
00:11:27.000 Andrew, you do realize that we are on the Romanian news for throwing a party during COVID after they specifically told us not to.
00:11:40.000 Oh, here we go.
00:11:45.000 So, now the government knows I'm disobeying no one purpose.
00:11:53.000 Nice. We're in trouble.
00:12:01.000 So, we'll call them. I want a tech car.
00:12:05.000 I want to put a new body kit on it.
00:12:07.000 Titanium exhaust system. Obviously upgrade the sound system.
00:12:09.000 Absolutely everything. But the fact I can't just tick everything.
00:12:12.000 Everything I need. What do you mean?
00:12:13.000 What am I doing? New Turbo S. It won the drag race against the 720S. I'm not going to fucking buy one.
00:12:17.000 You think I'm a little shit muncher?
00:12:18.000 Do I look broke to you? Are you not interested in the news?
00:12:20.000 Do you see the TV though?
00:12:22.000 Do we look broke on TV? Do I look broke on TV? So why do I have to go through and manually select each option?
00:12:27.000 He looks broke now. Ticking those boxes.
00:12:30.000 Doesn't he, Luke? Where are we going?