Tate Speech - December 21, 2016


The HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 23

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave McKenna Danger Mouse John Stud
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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

94.29

Word count

297

Sentence count

51


Transcript

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00:00:06.000 Dave McKenna, danger mouse.
00:00:10.000 My wallet.
00:00:11.000 Anyway, the reason I'm putting out my wallet isn't to show you how much money I've got.
00:00:16.000 My name is not Mr. Tate, for real.
00:00:20.000 The reason I'm putting out the wallet is to show you my business card, which I thought I was particularly proud of once upon a time.
00:00:28.000 Southeast Media, I don't know if you can make that out.
00:00:31.000 Dave McKenna, affordable and affable, meaning cheap and likeable.
00:00:39.000 Makes me sound like a whore, really, doesn't it?
00:00:42.000 But, filmmaker, writer, so it clears that up.
00:00:47.000 Nice business card, haven't got much work from it, gotta be honest, but, Scottish bloke called Scottish John got it for me.
00:00:54.000 So, 100 of those.
00:00:58.000 Andrew's business card, bit different.
00:01:02.000 Tate Enterprises Unlimited Kickboxing World Champion.
00:01:08.000 And also a millionaire and all round nice guy.
00:01:13.000 That's the tagline.
00:01:15.000 Affable and affordable, all round nice guy.
00:01:20.000 Sort of services I've just got filmmaking and writing.
00:01:24.000 He's gone to town.
00:01:26.000 I specialise in the following Wars fought.
00:01:33.000 Specialise in war.
00:01:35.000 Modelling exposure.
00:01:38.000 Assassinations plotted.
00:01:42.000 Revolution started.
00:01:44.000 Uprisings quelled.
00:01:48.000 Stud service.
00:01:50.000 Millionaire lifestyle.
00:01:51.000 That's a speciality, apparently.
00:01:54.000 So, millionaire lifestyle.
00:01:58.000 Whiskey merchant.
00:02:00.000 Helicopter hire.
00:02:01.000 I haven't seen a helicopter since I've been here.
00:02:03.000 Tigers tamed.
00:02:08.000 Orgies organised.
00:02:11.000 Sadly, I can probably believe that one.
00:02:13.000 Dragon slaying.
00:02:17.000 Just on the back of your business card.
00:02:21.000 Free money.
00:02:22.000 I have to ask him about that.
00:02:24.000 World records broken.
00:02:26.000 Sexual athlete.
00:02:29.000 And ventriloquist.
00:02:35.000 Specialises in the following.
00:02:37.000 That's what this is.
00:02:40.000 The difficult done immediately.
00:02:42.000 The impossible takes a little longer.
00:02:44.000 Miracles by appointment.
00:02:49.000 We were never going to get along, were we?
00:02:52.000 Ever.
00:02:53.000 I don't know why I bother.
00:02:57.000 But if you want a dragon slayed or an uprising quelled, he's got Facebook.
00:03:05.000 Fucking hell.
00:03:08.000 Unbelievable.