Tate Speech - December 20, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 20

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Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

48.47

Word count

269

Sentence count

39


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 Once Andrew had promised to kill the hippie vegetarian warriors with his big strong meat arms, we left for a place called Bamboo.
00:00:15.000 The entrance was pretty lavish and complete with snake skin walls.
00:00:34.000 The illumination was certainly provided.
00:00:36.000 A bottle of vodka, which could be mistaken for uranium, was placed on our table.
00:00:41.000 And then began the show.
00:01:17.000 At this point in the club, everyone seemed to be having a lot of fun, including these Swedish men dressed like James Bond, who were cracking smiles and some terrible dance moves.
00:01:28.000 However, Tristan was playing chess and Andrew was having no fun at all, despite the harem of women dancing around him.
00:01:45.000 So, next thing I knew, Tristan told me to look up in the sky.
00:01:49.000 I was given a sparkler in a club, health and safety alert.
00:01:56.000 And that sort of bauble light thing is actually a crane delivering an expensive, enormous bottle of champagne.
00:02:13.000 Absolutely obscene.
00:02:24.000 More booze.
00:02:26.000 More booze, it certainly was.
00:02:28.000 To be exact, it's a free lease of Magnum of Moe.
00:02:50.000 At least the boys were almost smiling.
00:03:22.000 Take it from me, I'm coming
00:03:55.000 We'll be right back.
00:04:29.000 Infrared.
00:04:32.000 Infrared.
00:04:33.000 It's a green shirt.
00:04:34.000 Fucking white.
00:04:36.000 So.
00:04:37.000 Penthouse.
00:04:39.000 Who stayed there?
00:04:43.000 One pillow.
00:04:45.000 One lonely bloke.
00:04:47.000 So.
00:04:48.000 You do the math.
00:04:52.000 Infrared.
00:04:53.000 No light.
00:04:53.000 Look at that fucking.
00:04:56.000 Camera quality.
00:04:58.000 Not going in, lads, room.
00:05:00.000 Tristan Faye, because geezer.
00:05:06.000 Chessboard, a bit weird, but Pringles.
00:05:14.000 MCDs.
00:05:16.000 Andrew's probably not back yet, anyway, so just have a wander.
00:05:23.000 Female moments in nature.
00:05:24.000 I don't know what's up.
00:05:26.000 Probably shouldn't have seen that.
00:05:33.000 Thank you.