Tate Speech - December 18, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 19

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5 minutes

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200.23

Word count

1,148

Sentence count

124


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00:00:02.000 So many activities.
00:00:05.000 Walking tour, we could do a walking tour.
00:00:11.000 Oh, here's someone doing a walking tour.
00:00:26.000 Room service, eh?
00:00:27.000 We do room service to the penthouse, you get anything you want.
00:00:30.000 Really?
00:00:30.000 Yeah.
00:00:32.000 Yeah, I do quite fancy a nice vegetable soup or salad or something.
00:00:36.000 What kind of man eats salad?
00:00:38.000 What kind of man who exercises?
00:00:40.000 Fuck salad.
00:00:41.000 In fact, I have an anti-vegetarian policy in my life.
00:00:45.000 Anything that's ordered to my penthouse must include meat, or it's not coming.
00:00:50.000 Absolutely and utterly, I refuse to accept any kind of vegetarianism in my existence.
00:00:55.000 So, if I'm ordering, I have to order meat.
00:00:57.000 If we get service, meat is coming.
00:01:01.000 Meat has to come.
00:01:02.000 Vegetarianism isn't real.
00:01:04.000 Vegetarianism, still to this day, is not a real thing.
00:01:06.000 How do you mean?
00:01:07.000 People say, I'm a vegetarian, as if it's a reality.
00:01:10.000 It's not reality, it's a religion.
00:01:11.000 It's a choice they've made, it's a conscious choice, but it doesn't mean they are a vegetarian.
00:01:15.000 A human is not a vegetarian.
00:01:16.000 Humans eat vegetables and meat.
00:01:19.000 So even by the way they define themselves, they're incorrect.
00:01:22.000 Regardless of whether you agree or disagree with me, you have to understand that defining yourself as a vegetarian isn't a real thing.
00:01:27.000 It's like saying, I'm a Christian.
00:01:30.000 Cool.
00:01:30.000 It's a religion.
00:01:31.000 It's exactly the same thing.
00:01:32.000 But physiologically, humans are not designed to be vegetarians.
00:01:36.000 There's actually different types of vegetarians.
00:01:38.000 You get the ones who say, Well, I don't eat meat because I don't like animals dying.
00:01:41.000 And I don't have that big a problem with them.
00:01:42.000 But then you get the ones who say, Meat gives you cancer.
00:01:45.000 Humans aren't designed to eat meat.
00:01:47.000 Meat's killing the earth with greenhouse gases.
00:01:49.000 And those are the real fucking morons.
00:01:52.000 Humans are absolutely and utterly designed to eat meat.
00:01:54.000 Since the beginning of time, humans have eaten meat.
00:01:58.000 So you want to come along the last 20 years, now we have the science to completely dissect.
00:02:02.000 Every single piece of food we eat and manage to barely scrape together enough nutrients from other sources and not eat meat and tell me that that's the natural order of the world.
00:02:12.000 Saying you're a vegetarian is basically just saying, I don't understand how the world works.
00:02:18.000 Because at the most basic level of this planet, something has to die for something else to stay alive.
00:02:26.000 At the most basic level of this planet, something has to die for something else to stay alive.
00:02:30.000 Andrew was talking a lot of sense.
00:02:33.000 But he had dismissed Robin Williams' flubber.
00:02:37.000 A frog will eat a fly.
00:02:38.000 A lion will eat an antelope.
00:02:40.000 Flubber did not eat an antelope.
00:02:43.000 Flubber did not eat a fly.
00:02:46.000 There's no, you'll not find an example anywhere on this planet where something's life isn't dependent on something else dying.
00:02:54.000 Flubber?
00:02:56.000 Come on.
00:02:58.000 That's the natural order of the world.
00:02:59.000 I'm not saying it's a nice thing.
00:03:00.000 I'm saying it's realistic.
00:03:01.000 It's realism.
00:03:02.000 To just sit and say, I eat cows.
00:03:03.000 Cows die, and that means I get to live.
00:03:06.000 That means I live in the real world.
00:03:07.000 If you want to sit there and go, nothing should die and I should eat grass, and then when your body's not designed to do that, you are basically just rejecting, rejecting a real world view.
00:03:16.000 To me, if you sit and say, humans should be vegetarian, it's the same as saying, I don't believe in gravity.
00:03:20.000 It's like literally just throwing away any concept and any understanding of how the universe functions.
00:03:27.000 And that's why I have an anti-vegetarian policy.
00:03:28.000 You want to be around me, you're not allowed to be a vegetarian.
00:03:30.000 The people who are around me understand the world.
00:03:33.000 You have to understand how the world really works.
00:03:34.000 I'm not going to live with a bunch of people in some fairyland bullshit thinking humans can live on grass and people shouldn't eat meat.
00:03:40.000 It's not just vegetarianism.
00:03:41.000 There's lots of things.
00:03:42.000 People say, I'm a pacifist.
00:03:43.000 I don't believe in violence.
00:03:44.000 Of course you don't believe in violence.
00:03:45.000 I'm not a violent guy.
00:03:46.000 Until someone breaks in your house and wants to hurt your family, then you've got to get violent.
00:03:49.000 You have to understand that the world needs balance.
00:03:52.000 So pacifists are full of shit.
00:03:53.000 Vegetarians are full of shit.
00:03:55.000 Some things that happen in the world aren't particularly nice.
00:03:57.000 War isn't nice.
00:03:58.000 Sometimes it's necessary.
00:03:59.000 Killing animals isn't nice.
00:04:00.000 Sometimes it's necessary.
00:04:01.000 That's the reality of the world.
00:04:02.000 That's the nature of the food chain.
00:04:06.000 That's how the whole planet functions.
00:04:09.000 To come along and say, oh, that's not how it is now because you fucking read something on the internet.
00:04:13.000 and stopped and decided to start living on carrots when you were 14.
00:04:16.000 Fuck you.
00:04:17.000 And it's most of the time it's chicks.
00:04:18.000 Some fucking three fucking stone chick who lives on carrots wants to sit and tell me a big man not to be having food Don't eat you shouldn't eat that.
00:04:27.000 What should I eat fucking couscous?
00:04:29.000 Fuck you.
00:04:30.000 So you can you can live on couscous.
00:04:31.000 I got shit to do.
00:04:32.000 I ain't fucking powering my body on couscous.
00:04:34.000 What's wrong with you?
00:04:35.000 So nice they named it twice.
00:04:37.000 So fuck couscous The point is vegetarians regardless whether you agree with me or disagree with me on this if you're a vegetarian you're thinking well I you need to at least accept you do not live in the real world that the entire animal kingdom functions On something's death for something else's existence.
00:04:54.000 That's how it entirely functions, and you want to come along and say that's not right.
00:04:57.000 You might as well say gravity isn't real.
00:04:58.000 You live in a fucking fantasy land.
00:05:00.000 Humans eat meat.
00:05:01.000 We're designed to eat meat.
00:05:02.000 I eat meat.
00:05:03.000 Lots of people eat meat.
00:05:04.000 Fuck your carrots.
00:05:04.000 Fuck you.
00:05:05.000 Do a banner.
00:05:06.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:05:07.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:05:08.000 I want that banner throughout this whole episode.
00:05:10.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:05:11.000 Tired of their bullshit.
00:05:12.000 So if you're going to order some fucking room service, it needs to have a steak.
00:05:15.000 We'll have a steak.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, a steak.
00:05:16.000 We'll have a steak.
00:05:17.000 New policy.
00:05:18.000 To any vegetarian who watches this, for every steak you don't eat, I'll eat two.
00:05:22.000 Watch me.
00:05:23.000 I'll hit the gym.
00:05:24.000 Biceps will be bigger than ever before.
00:05:26.000 The souls of dead animals power me.
00:05:28.000 I'll be a unit.
00:05:29.000 I'll be massive.
00:05:30.000 That's the biggest meat eater in the world.
00:05:33.000 And when I walk up all 200 kilos of meat to your hippie convention and rip all your fucking heads off, you're going to know what a real human being is.
00:05:39.000 How is he so strong?
00:05:40.000 How did he destroy a million of our hippie warriors?
00:05:42.000 Because I eat fucking meat.
00:05:43.000 Fuck you.