Tate Speech - December 17, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 17

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Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

146.34

Word count

739

Sentence count

91


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 We don't have the package, do we?
00:00:02.000 Yeah, what happened?
00:00:03.000 Now we have gone to government, that's why you cannot film inside, you know.
00:00:08.000 We make paperwork, and one day, today or tomorrow, we're going to receive an email.
00:00:15.000 It's a special code, an AORI code, you know, that you can bring merchandise inside Romania.
00:00:23.000 So now we need to wait one day, and we're going to receive it, then we go to the customs again.
00:00:29.000 So the mystery of the package lives another day.
00:00:34.000 Andrew was taking me to his what he calls zombie proof house.
00:00:54.000 Genuine stuff.
00:00:55.000 Jesus.
00:00:59.000 Listen how quiet it is up here.
00:01:00.000 No cars, listen.
00:01:03.000 Some dude's sawing in there.
00:01:04.000 Otherwise, there's literally no sound up here.
00:01:09.000 When I'm up here in the summer or whatever, you can't hear cars, you can't hear nothing.
00:01:12.000 Especially at night.
00:01:13.000 At night, you hear nothing but like wolves.
00:01:15.000 Or my wolf.
00:01:16.000 Or bears.
00:01:24.000 Belt.
00:01:39.000 That's. that's what.
00:01:41.000 There's an axe in there.
00:01:44.000 Yeah, for chopping.
00:01:45.000 Come on, let's go.
00:01:47.000 Zombies.
00:01:51.000 That mattress is all one piece as well.
00:01:53.000 It's not like two little pieces of some dumb shit.
00:01:55.000 They're good to scale.
00:02:00.000 That's Europe's largest bed.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, it's a gangster.
00:02:06.000 So, are you bored?
00:02:07.000 Yeah, fucking like that.
00:02:10.000 Hell, if the zombies ever make it up here, they can all share the bed.
00:02:14.000 At least.
00:02:16.000 Defrosting your car is for once.
00:02:19.000 Is it?
00:02:20.000 No.
00:02:21.000 Why?
00:02:21.000 Well, getting out and scraping the ice off of your car.
00:02:25.000 You're in such a hurry, you're going to get out and make your hands cold by scraping the ice off your windshield.
00:02:30.000 You don't want to waste the petrol or the money to sit in your car.
00:02:33.000 and just let it warm up normally until the screen's clear.
00:02:37.000 It's usually people, oh, I need to get to work.
00:02:39.000 I've been that guy.
00:02:41.000 Nowadays, I'm not a worm, so there's no need.
00:02:55.000 A beautiful moment of irony struck, and Tristan and Andrew found themselves on worm duty.
00:03:04.000 Turn the old thing life on it.
00:03:12.000 Fuck their bullshit.
00:03:13.000 I ain't got any money.
00:03:14.000 I'm English.
00:03:14.000 I didn't know.
00:03:15.000 I'm supposed to fly home tomorrow.
00:03:16.000 I'm not from Romania.
00:03:17.000 I don't live here.
00:03:18.000 You probably already told them you live here.
00:03:19.000 Should have told them you lived here.
00:03:21.000 Should have just said, I'm just driving through and I'm going to be gone in a day.
00:03:25.000 You're saying you live here.
00:03:26.000 Now they're going to be trying to get you for real.
00:03:27.000 You shouldn't have said that.
00:03:28.000 Should have said, I'm a transient dude.
00:03:31.000 I'm driving from Bulgaria to Serbia.
00:03:33.000 I should have.
00:03:34.000 So I'm driving home to England.
00:03:36.000 It is what it is.
00:03:37.000 I'm going to talk to these nerds.
00:03:38.000 But now you said you live here.
00:03:39.000 They're going to be all over you.
00:03:40.000 I don't talk to cops.
00:03:41.000 Tristan's love for his BMW and the need to drive at offensive speed.
00:03:46.000 Alarmed the police to his presence and we were pulled over.
00:03:51.000 Where's the whole packet of papers?
00:03:55.000 Did I take that?
00:03:55.000 I came and gave it back to you, didn't I?
00:03:57.000 I handed it back to you.
00:04:00.000 Right, no, he's an MMA super fan.
00:04:02.000 Talked to him about RXF for a bit.
00:04:04.000 Okay, goodbye, my friend.
00:04:05.000 Pay attention.
00:04:06.000 How much is the speed limit supposed to be?
00:04:08.000 70 kilometers an hour.
00:04:10.000 And what were you doing?
00:04:12.000 Hour speed.
00:04:13.000 Nice guys, let me go.
00:04:16.000 Scott free.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, he said, Oh, well, we'll have to.
00:04:21.000 To suspend your license if you're doing the speed, and blah blah, blah.
00:04:24.000 I said okay okay, I just made general conversation.
00:04:27.000 You know what?
00:04:29.000 Okay, take your documents, be careful.
00:04:30.000 Goodbye, because they know that they were hoping you were going to pay money.
00:04:34.000 Of course I said I don't have any money on me.
00:04:36.000 They said, can you have a?
00:04:37.000 Can you give me an MMA t-shirt?
00:04:40.000 I said I don't have any in the car, but you can have this one if you want.
00:04:43.000 I'll drive home with no shirt, it's no problem.
00:04:45.000 And he said no no no, if you drive with no shirt, they pull you over.
00:04:47.000 They think you're gypsy who stole a car.
00:04:49.000 I laughed.
00:04:50.000 He let me go underground.
00:04:52.000 Young nigga got it hard cause I'm brown.
00:04:57.000 Don't trust the police, no justice, no peace.
00:05:00.000 They got your face down in the middle of the sh- Shut the fuck up.