Tate Speech - December 25, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 32

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7 minutes

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1,295

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200

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00:00:00.000 Right, so basically it's Christmas Day Romania Rom Probably the worst Christmas night I've ever had in my life Tell you why number one it felt like I was on the Gaza Strip Location, not the Gaza Strip. 0.75
00:00:27.000 Fireworks, apparently, but that didn't fucking sound like fireworks, I'll tell you that.
00:00:34.000 Number two, finally get to sleep despite the gunfire and the bloodshed out there. 0.96
00:00:40.000 And I'm awoken at 5am.
00:00:42.000 I'm awoken at 5am by banging on the door that I can only associate with the feeling of I'm about to be kidnapped or raped. 0.92
00:00:50.000 Okay? 0.73
00:00:51.000 Bang, First thing in the.
00:00:54.000 Well, it's in the middle of the night.
00:00:55.000 Bang, Start bollock naked, didn't know what to do, whacked myself in the towel and said, Who's at the door?
00:01:03.000 Dave, we need to go now, there's a fight. 0.86
00:01:06.000 Okay?
00:01:07.000 There's a fight.
00:01:08.000 Why has he come to get me, I don't know, but at the time it made sense.
00:01:12.000 Okay?
00:01:13.000 He wanted it filmed.
00:01:14.000 He wasn't calling them for backup, although it would have been a bloody good decision because.
00:01:20.000 Double hard.
00:01:24.000 So, yeah, it drags me out into the middle of nowhere.
00:01:27.000 There's no fight.
00:01:29.000 He's giving it the big bollocks. 0.99
00:01:31.000 There's a fight, you've got to fucking film it. 1.00
00:01:33.000 Don't fuck up. 1.00
00:01:34.000 Don't fuck up. 1.00
00:01:35.000 Look, he's steaming at this point. 1.00
00:01:38.000 Into the middle of nowhere, into some house.
00:01:43.000 Him and Andrew look pissing themselves. 1.00
00:01:45.000 Merry fucking Christmas. 1.00
00:01:48.000 So that's first thing in Christmas morning. 0.99
00:01:52.000 But at the same time, it is Christmas.
00:01:57.000 In Romania. 1.00
00:01:59.000 So I'm not going to let these fuckers until, to be honest. 1.00
00:02:03.000 They've probably got the most mental Christmas dinner. 1.00
00:02:06.000 I'm talking pigs in blankets. 0.98
00:02:07.000 I'm talking bird upon bird upon bird. 0.99
00:02:10.000 They've probably got some pig. 0.71
00:02:11.000 They've probably got a pig with an apple in its mouth. 1.00
00:02:13.000 Like, my mum does a decent roast.
00:02:17.000 Ish.
00:02:18.000 But I'm really.
00:02:20.000 This.
00:02:20.000 I've given up two months of my life at this job.
00:02:22.000 Christmas Day was one of the big, like, yes, let's fucking have a proper feast on Christmas. 0.91
00:02:27.000 So, can't wait to see what they've got planned. 0.97
00:02:32.000 All hail with the Ron.
00:02:35.000 So, what are we doing?
00:02:36.000 It's Christmas Day here, Tate Side.
00:02:40.000 December 25th.
00:02:42.000 December 25th, correct.
00:02:43.000 Christmas, most joyous day on earth.
00:02:46.000 You hungry?
00:02:47.000 Starving.
00:02:48.000 Can't wait.
00:02:48.000 What we got?
00:02:49.000 Pigs in blankets. 0.87
00:02:50.000 I imagine it's bird upon bird upon bird, like it usually is with you two fellas.
00:02:56.000 We've got Christmas tradition here in Romania.
00:03:00.000 Yeah, what is that?
00:03:01.000 It's slightly different than back in England.
00:03:05.000 Go on.
00:03:05.000 You'll see.
00:03:06.000 There's this place that prepares a big Christmas dinner for everyone.
00:03:11.000 Fantastic.
00:03:12.000 It's only about like three or four quid.
00:03:14.000 You get like a Christmas dinner and a drink.
00:03:18.000 Fantastic. 1.00
00:03:20.000 I imagine it's like, well, a fucking big pig with an apple in its mouth. 1.00
00:03:23.000 Sounds really weird and European. 1.00
00:03:25.000 Yeah, something like that. 1.00
00:03:27.000 Can't bloody wait.
00:03:28.000 Pretty close.
00:03:33.000 Bucharesti the bestie.
00:03:37.000 Here we are, Dave.
00:03:39.000 Here we are, we're.
00:03:42.000 Toyota, don't think so.
00:03:43.000 Is that inside or is it in the drive thru? 0.99
00:03:49.000 Oh, for fuck's sake. 0.99
00:03:51.000 You're not excited about Christmas. 1.00
00:03:52.000 What do you think?
00:03:53.000 Can I do drive thru or.
00:03:55.000 That's not Christmas.
00:03:56.000 Drive thru.
00:03:56.000 Drive thru.
00:03:58.000 How is it not Christmas? 0.72
00:04:00.000 They don't do pigs.
00:04:01.000 We're going to McDonald's on Christmas Day.
00:04:03.000 I do.
00:04:03.000 It's Christmas.
00:04:05.000 Hello.
00:04:06.000 Merry Christmas.
00:04:07.000 Merry Christmas.
00:04:10.000 Merry Christmas.
00:04:12.000 Christmas nuggets.
00:04:13.000 Do they do pigs and eggs?
00:04:16.000 One moment. 1.00
00:04:16.000 Give me those little pies. 1.00
00:04:18.000 Can I have a dessert?
00:04:21.000 This, what's it called?
00:04:24.000 This pie.
00:04:24.000 So that's your Christmas pudding, is it?
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Apple pies.
00:04:27.000 Five.
00:04:27.000 McDonald's is what we do at Christmas.
00:04:29.000 I'm fucking sitting around like all these other motherfuckers. 1.00
00:04:31.000 Oh, I've cooked dinner, didn't I? 1.00
00:04:33.000 Firstly, A, English roasting is a shit, especially cooked roasting. 1.00
00:04:36.000 Cherry's a Christmas. 1.00
00:04:38.000 And lunch.
00:04:39.000 Yeah.
00:04:39.000 Can I get a Christmas burger?
00:04:40.000 Do they do a Christmas burger?
00:04:42.000 Three coffee.
00:04:44.000 With milk?
00:04:45.000 No.
00:04:46.000 One.
00:04:46.000 I don't know.
00:04:48.000 Thank you.
00:04:49.000 Can I get a burger?
00:04:50.000 Oh.
00:04:51.000 A Christmas burger?
00:04:52.000 Oh, sorry.
00:04:53.000 This is a stressful Christmas dinner.
00:04:55.000 One cappuccino, two black coffee.
00:04:59.000 On a serious note, can I get the Christmas burger?
00:05:01.000 No, no.
00:05:03.000 Medium.
00:05:06.000 Thank you.
00:05:06.000 Ho ho ho, man.
00:05:09.000 Let me tell you a story.
00:05:13.000 That's why I'm having McDonald's for Christmas dinner.
00:05:16.000 Because Christmas dinner is extremely similar to a British roast dinner.
00:05:20.000 And British people love their roast dinners because they think they're good.
00:05:23.000 If you ask any English person, they go, You can't beat a good roast.
00:05:26.000 You can't beat a good roast. 1.00
00:05:27.000 Because roast dinners are fucking awful. 0.99
00:05:29.000 Whenever I'm in England, I eat Jamaican. 1.00
00:05:30.000 The good thing, the best thing.
00:05:31.000 The thing England ever did was conquer the world and colonize it because at least now we've got a whole bunch of Jamaican food, a whole bunch of Indian food, preach all this other food from other places that we took over.
00:05:41.000 Thank God, because English food is awful. 0.99
00:05:43.000 When I first ever came to this country, let me tell you a story about roast dinners and why they're shit. 0.99
00:05:46.000 When I first ever came to this country, everyone was saying to me, Can't be a good roast, can't be a good roast. 0.99
00:05:50.000 And I was like, Okay, well, sure, okay, Merry Christmas.
00:06:00.000 They're like, You can't be a good roast, can't be a good roast dinner.
00:06:03.000 It's the best thing.
00:06:04.000 It can't be a good roast dinner.
00:06:05.000 And then I was like, what's so good about it?
00:06:06.000 They're like, Yorkshire puddings.
00:06:08.000 I was like, Yorkshire puddings.
00:06:09.000 I didn't know what Yorkshire pudding was.
00:06:11.000 So they're like, Yorkshire puddings, Yorkshire puddings.
00:06:13.000 Oh, you can't have a roast about Yorkshires. 0.98
00:06:15.000 I'm imagining a pudding, like some kind of cake or some shit. 1.00
00:06:17.000 Like, what the fuck is this? 0.99
00:06:18.000 The best thing ever. 0.99
00:06:19.000 And it comes out and it is dry, stale bread.
00:06:24.000 The worst thing.
00:06:25.000 You have no idea how much they hype.
00:06:26.000 People hype Yorkshire puddings and you don't know what one is.
00:06:29.000 Oh, Yorkshire pudding, you have a roast and you have Yorkshires.
00:06:31.000 Yeah, Yorkshires. 1.00
00:06:32.000 Fucking all. 1.00
00:06:32.000 What is this? 1.00
00:06:33.000 Circle crusty shit. 1.00
00:06:35.000 And from that point onwards, I hated roast dinners. 1.00
00:06:37.000 I hated English people because as soon as I came here, you fucking deceived me. 1.00
00:06:40.000 All you bastards deceived me. 1.00
00:06:41.000 All you fuckers deceived me, lying to me about fucking Yorkshires, pretending they're something good when they're fucking awful. 1.00
00:06:47.000 I'm not. 1.00
00:06:47.000 Listen to me. 1.00
00:06:48.000 Fuck Christmas. 1.00
00:06:49.000 Fuck Yorkshire puddings. 1.00
00:06:50.000 Fuck roast dinners. 1.00
00:06:51.000 Nuggets, mate. 1.00
00:06:52.000 When I finally do conquer this earth, England will be punished. 0.99
00:06:55.000 There will be retribution for the day that my fucking heart was broken after my expectations were built up to the pudding. 0.99
00:07:01.000 Why call it a pudding? 0.99
00:07:01.000 It's not even a pudding. 0.99
00:07:02.000 I'm from America, man. 0.99
00:07:03.000 I thought it would be some fucking like. 1.00
00:07:05.000 Triple layer cheesecake shit. 1.00
00:07:06.000 Fucking Yorkshires. 1.00
00:07:08.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:07:09.000 Now seems like a good time to get your opinion on Christmas pudding. 1.00
00:07:12.000 You're going to get your Christmas pudding in a minute when it comes out on a McDonald's bag.
00:07:16.000 An apple pie.
00:07:17.000 Uh huh.
00:07:17.000 If Christmas puddings were good, it would just be a dessert that people ate regularly.
00:07:21.000 I mean, every fucking Sunday people would eat desserts. 0.99
00:07:23.000 Chocolate cake, this cake. 0.99
00:07:24.000 Why not just make the Christmas pudding, the ingredients for a Christmas pudding, and eat it every Sunday?
00:07:29.000 Why don't they do that? 1.00
00:07:30.000 Because it's shit. 1.00
00:07:30.000 Because it's shit. 1.00
00:07:32.000 So they eat it on Christmas out of some weird tradition. 1.00
00:07:35.000 If it was a good dessert, People would just make it and eat it.
00:07:39.000 So, we're not having any pigs in blankets, we're not going to have any stuffing, we're just having.
00:07:42.000 Nuggets, mate!
00:07:43.000 Nuggets!
00:07:43.000 We're having nuggets.
00:07:44.000 Nuggets.