Tate Speech - December 26, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 33

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Lynx Africa Rudolph Grinch Green G. Green G Brown Santa Yorkshire Suck Andy
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 32 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 34

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

132.29

Word count

829

Sentence count

125


Transcript

Transcripts from "Tate Speech" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:01.000 Dry nuggets.
00:00:04.000 Do they do gravy?
00:00:08.000 Do McDonald's do gravy?
00:00:10.000 Christmas isn't happening, Dave.
00:00:11.000 You're going to have to get over that.
00:00:13.000 Play, boil some Brussels sprouts, put those on the plate.
00:00:15.000 Make some cabbage, mash some potatoes, put that on the plate.
00:00:18.000 There's no cuisine in English cuisine.
00:00:20.000 It hurts fast, it's Christmas.
00:00:25.000 Too hot.
00:00:25.000 I'll throw my face off while driving.
00:00:27.000 We'll see.
00:00:27.000 It's Christmas.
00:00:30.000 Let me make this very, very clear.
00:00:32.000 Some other food or some other.
00:00:34.000 No, this is it, so eat while you can.
00:00:37.000 Because no supermarkets are open.
00:00:41.000 And my fridge is notoriously empty because I eat only at restaurants.
00:00:46.000 So this is what you get.
00:00:48.000 And when you're crying later, they're going to touch me.
00:00:54.000 Mmm!
00:00:54.000 Tastes of festive joy.
00:00:57.000 Tastes like Dave's crushed hopes and dreams.
00:01:02.000 To me, it does taste better than a fucking Yorkshire.
00:01:10.000 Bittersweet.
00:01:12.000 Tastes like Dave's lack of festive fulfillment.
00:01:17.000 Tastes like someone got Rudolph, shot him out the sky with a sniper rifle, and fucked his dead body.
00:01:24.000 While Santa watched, saying, no, no, not Rudolph.
00:01:27.000 And slid, killed everyone.
00:01:29.000 Went on a murderous rampage.
00:01:31.000 That was me.
00:01:32.000 Through the North Pole.
00:01:33.000 Got all the little helper elves who were just making little toys, all smiling, doing it.
00:01:36.000 Just walks in with a big boner and a chainsaw.
00:01:39.000 He says, Suck this or die.
00:01:41.000 So all the little elves are like, Ah, he starts chopping them up with a chainsaw and then everyone gets in a row trying to suck his dick so they don't die and he's chopping heads off and his boner's everywhere and juices everywhere and blood's everywhere.
00:01:51.000 It's possibly the most horrific Christmas tale ever told.
00:01:54.000 You haven't heard this story?
00:01:56.000 No.
00:01:56.000 It's by a man called Andrew.
00:01:58.000 And Andrew doesn't take shit.
00:02:00.000 Especially not at Christmas.
00:02:02.000 The boner grinch.
00:02:03.000 The boner grinch.
00:02:05.000 The boner grinch.
00:02:06.000 Chainsaw in one hand, axe in the other.
00:02:09.000 Massive dawn.
00:02:10.000 The 10-inch Grinch.
00:02:48.000 You said you were half black, so.
00:02:50.000 How well do you know me?
00:02:52.000 Very well, mate.
00:02:53.000 I'll have to know that I don't eat chocolate.
00:02:56.000 I'm not this Santa wog.
00:02:57.000 You got another one in there?
00:03:02.000 This?
00:03:02.000 Yeah.
00:03:09.000 I don't want it.
00:03:11.000 It's Links Africa.
00:03:12.000 That I couldn't have bought for myself.
00:03:14.000 I don't want it.
00:03:15.000 Andy, do you want any gifts?
00:03:18.000 The main garment is yours.
00:03:21.000 What is it?
00:03:22.000 Some sort of shirt thing.
00:03:26.000 Have a look. You'll be a fan.
00:03:33.000 Brown Santa, because you're half black.
00:03:36.000 He is an extrace, so I guess it's very PC.
00:03:40.000 PC Santa.
00:03:41.000 Uh huh.
00:03:43.000 That's Lynx Africa for either one of you.
00:03:47.000 Every man must have one of these acrylics.
00:03:52.000 Classic Lynx.
00:03:54.000 Do they still make this?
00:03:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:57.000 Best seller.
00:03:59.000 I thought they stopped making this in like 1988.
00:04:02.000 Lynx Africa, yeah.
00:04:03.000 That's right.
00:04:04.000 Thank you very much.
00:04:05.000 I'm pretty sure nobody in Africa smells this way.
00:04:10.000 And here's the main gift.
00:04:15.000 Absolute essential at Christmas time.
00:04:19.000 Grinch.
00:04:21.000 You know what?
00:04:22.000 Because it has a Grinch on it, I'm gonna wear it.
00:04:24.000 Good man.
00:04:25.000 If it was Santa or some bullshit, I wouldn't wear it.
00:04:28.000 But because it's a Grinch, it suits you.
00:04:30.000 It suits me.
00:04:31.000 So everyone knows I'm not happy that it's Christmas.
00:04:34.000 I don't believe in good cheer for all men.
00:04:36.000 I fucking hate everybody.
00:04:38.000 So I'm gonna rock it with obviously my super muscles and shit, make it look G. That's how it is.
00:04:45.000 Green G. Green G, the 10 inch Grinch.
00:04:50.000 Christmas, Gregor?
00:04:53.000 Go on, you might have a hat in there.
00:04:55.000 You have made my Christmas a little bit special, Dave, I must admit.
00:04:58.000 Well, thank you very much, mate.
00:04:58.000 It's an absolute pleasure.
00:05:00.000 I didn't give you anything.
00:05:02.000 Yeah, so I've heard.
00:05:05.000 It looks like nothing.
00:05:06.000 Yeah, the McNuggets, kind of.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, we've got McNuggets.
00:05:10.000 Don't you know?
00:05:11.000 Have you been with us long enough?
00:05:12.000 I want you to say something on camera.
00:05:13.000 Have you ever drunk as much alcohol in your life as you drink, existing with us?
00:05:17.000 I do feel quite ill.
00:05:19.000 We are professional boozers.
00:05:21.000 Everyone else goes, oh, I drank once hard that day.
00:05:25.000 Day after day, we professionally lose.
00:05:30.000 Copious amounts.
00:05:31.000 Unstoppable.
00:05:33.000 Unforgivable amounts of booze.
00:05:36.000 We can tear through booze like you just can't tear through booze.
00:05:39.000 That's what we do.
00:05:40.000 In the cinema, when you're throwing up, we drink the same amount the next day with breakfast, you start with a beer, and you get boozey.
00:05:47.000 That's how champions do it.
00:05:49.000 So, today we know a casino.
00:05:52.000 Well, we get unlimited free drinks because we've spent so much money there.
00:05:56.000 And that's where to go.
00:05:57.000 Boozing.
00:05:57.000 Boozing and gambling.
00:05:59.000 Gamboozling.
00:06:01.000 That's the plan.
00:06:02.000 Is the Grinchville in lucky?
00:06:04.000 I was born lucky.
00:06:05.000 I'm with a whole ton of money.
00:06:06.000 That's the plan.
00:06:07.000 It's free alcohol, but we lose.
00:06:10.000 Money.
00:06:11.000 Well, you do lose.
00:06:12.000 I always win.
00:06:13.000 Dirty one black, baby.
00:06:14.000 Let it ride.
00:06:15.000 Let's do it.
00:06:16.000 Let's do it.