Tate Speech - December 27, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 34

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Mark Zuckerberg Pharaoh Andrew Tank Suzo SuzoIsNuts Brescia Dave
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 33 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 36

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

165.33

Word count

1,116

Sentence count

102


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome back to the most expensive and the most offensive thing on the internet at the moment.
00:00:06.000 I'm broadcasting live from Hotel Belvedere.
00:00:11.000 Hotel very dear, you know what I mean?
00:00:14.000 Check out that.
00:00:17.000 Quite a nice amount of wine.
00:00:21.000 Anyway, the reason I'm broadcasting is we've had some more questions from our lovely listeners, our subscribers.
00:00:28.000 This one comes from SuzoIsNuts.
00:00:32.000 I agree with you, Suzo.
00:00:34.000 Not Subo.
00:00:35.000 It might be Subo.
00:00:36.000 That would be nice.
00:00:39.000 Yeah, and she asked, How do the boys make their money?
00:00:43.000 It must be something to do with drugs.
00:00:46.000 Sadly, not.
00:00:47.000 When I agreed to an all expensive trip, I thought, you know, I don't need drugs, but it would have made it a bit more enjoyable.
00:00:55.000 Yeah, no, there's no drugs.
00:00:57.000 Zero drugs.
00:00:58.000 Just a lot of boozing.
00:01:00.000 I've asked the boys what they're doing for work, and they haven't really disclosed full details to me.
00:01:07.000 What are we doing here?
00:01:10.000 Work.
00:01:13.000 Ah, this cup was just one letter out for the perfect description of my employer, Andrew Tank.
00:01:19.000 So I've come up with the three things I believe are their income.
00:01:24.000 They're slightly mysterious still.
00:01:26.000 Because the place I'm renting here now has a jacuzzi on the roof.
00:01:29.000 In Bucharest or a dealer in Brescia?
00:01:32.000 I'm only here for two days, three days, I'm staying.
00:01:34.000 Today's winnings in the casino are now being spent on slot machines.
00:01:38.000 They're not being spent, they're being invested.
00:01:51.000 Best advice.
00:01:54.000 I bet on Pharaoh games, and we always say Pharaoh will never let us down, and we always lose.
00:02:04.000 Once again, we're playing the Golden Pharaoh.
00:02:08.000 Pharaoh always lets us down.
00:02:10.000 Hi.
00:02:11.000 Hello.
00:02:11.000 You're not allowed to video in the arcades.
00:02:13.000 Just video me, mates.
00:02:15.000 You're not allowed to not in the arcades.
00:02:16.000 Not in the arcades.
00:02:17.000 No, because it's all on camera, they don't think you're going to come over and do the machines over.
00:02:23.000 What happened when the Pharaoh paid me £100?
00:02:26.000 If you're watching this documentary, you're going to think it's fake.
00:02:29.000 Some fat bitch, WH Smith employee, came over and told you to stop filming.
00:02:32.000 I want £100.
00:02:34.000 Andrew's upset.
00:02:35.000 She was upset.
00:02:36.000 The whole world's upset.
00:02:36.000 The Pharaoh never lets me down.
00:02:39.000 Let's go gambling.
00:02:40.000 I thought of this idea a good while ago based on several things that I currently do.
00:02:45.000 It's an amalgamation of several projects and businesses that I run into an app that I think could make people who use it a fair bit of money myself.
00:02:55.000 A lot of money as I'm hoping to sell it, but I think it could be the next big popular thing.
00:02:59.000 I'm not one of these idiots who believes in his idea so much that I'm sure it's going to be the next Snapchat and everyone's going to download it, but it's unique, it's an original idea, and if I can get a few hundred thousand users, then I can sell it.
00:03:13.000 But exactly what it is, I won't say just yet, partly because I don't know you, Dave, and you might know some nerds who can build an app and steal my idea.
00:03:24.000 So let's not do that, not just yet.
00:03:26.000 Some worms.
00:03:27.000 Wouldn't you stick with your app like, you know, wouldn't you want to see it all the way through?
00:03:31.000 Like Zuckerberg?
00:03:32.000 Zuckerberg?
00:03:34.000 I'll cover him in a second.
00:03:36.000 I've got business to take care of.
00:03:40.000 Hello.
00:03:43.000 Perfect, and that's all I need to launch the app and get it up and running.
00:03:49.000 Okay.
00:03:49.000 Okay, okay.
00:03:50.000 Did you send all the notes to the design team?
00:03:53.000 As I said, it was very small changes.
00:03:54.000 You have a very good idea of what I was trying to do, but have you sent them those notes?
00:03:59.000 Yes.
00:04:00.000 Okay, so I'm a good good.
00:04:08.000 Okay, I'll be sending you the invoice directly.
00:04:10.000 So, what I'll do is that if you're paying directly, yeah, I'll be sending you the different invoice, which would be a simple invoice.
00:04:18.000 Yes, so I'll be sending you that particular invoice in the next half an hour.
00:04:21.000 Perfect, and I'll sort that ASAP and that will go again directly into your Indian bank account in rupees.
00:04:28.000 Perfect, perfect, sure.
00:04:29.000 Okay, speak soon.
00:04:30.000 Goodbye.
00:04:32.000 Signal was going a bit.
00:04:34.000 But yeah, as I was saying, this app, I'm going to launch it, get hopefully a couple thousand of users via my advertising campaign.
00:04:42.000 If it can grow to tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of users, things like this are worth a lot of money.
00:04:48.000 Now, there are plenty of jackasses out there who say, I have an idea for this app, for that app.
00:04:52.000 They never go through with it, their ideas never come to fruition.
00:04:55.000 Everything I've ever done in my life, I've been successful at.
00:04:58.000 For everything.
00:04:59.000 When I was 16, I started working in a sandwich shop, I became a team leader at 17.
00:05:04.000 Is that a big achievement?
00:05:05.000 No.
00:05:05.000 Are people at my age who make sandwiches for living worms a bit, but you never forget where you come from, and everything I've ever tried, I've been successful at.
00:05:13.000 So, this application from what I do now to my former television advertising agency, which made me a lot of money, I believe is going to do really well.
00:05:22.000 And if I can build it up big enough, I'll sell it instantly.
00:05:26.000 So, you wouldn't stay on like Zuckerberg, like you know, Mark Zuckerberg, who's a hero to a lot of him?
00:05:31.000 Zuckerberg, let me tell you two things about him one, you know, great idea, Facebook, amazing.
00:05:37.000 Made a lot of money, very financially successful guy, has more money than I'll probably realistically make, but he's also one of the goofiest, wormiest men on the face of the planet.
00:05:50.000 He was offered millions, hundreds of millions for Facebook, and no, that's not enough.
00:05:55.000 I love my project, I love Facebook so much, I want to run it.
00:05:58.000 Let me float it on the stock market.
00:06:00.000 Let me marry the fucking ugliest woman in the world who looks like a Vietnamese Manny Pacquiao.
00:06:04.000 He's absolutely backwards.
00:06:06.000 Why is he still working?
00:06:08.000 Why is he doing it?
00:06:09.000 He's got billions of dollars.
00:06:10.000 There you go, Suzo.
00:06:12.000 Zero drugs.
00:06:14.000 Lots of booze.
00:06:15.000 Lots of mystery.
00:06:16.000 Doesn't really answer your question at all.
00:06:18.000 But I can assure you, if they were involved with drugs, they would be dead.
00:06:25.000 I'd be dead.
00:06:25.000 It would be a fantastic death.
00:06:29.000 But I'd be dead.
00:06:31.000 So, no drugs.
00:06:32.000 Just booze.
00:06:35.000 You know, the worst drug of all money.
00:06:39.000 Slash the best jug of all.
00:06:43.000 Get another one of this.
00:06:44.000 All expenses.