Tate Speech - December 28, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 36

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Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

74.9

Word count

367

Sentence count

35


Transcript

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00:00:06.000 Jesus Christ.
00:00:07.000 Nice of them.
00:00:16.000 Even as a mere observer, I felt the strain of this ridiculous package.
00:00:22.000 Halfway across the world, and it still took four bloats to get it down a couple of stairs.
00:00:36.000 One of the occupational hazards of being a G is that sometimes you damage the hand, so keep the pin pan well protected.
00:00:49.000 How the fuck are we getting this upstairs?
00:00:54.000 Gotta take it apart and bring each piece individually.
00:01:10.000 Yeah, I'll try to film it.
00:01:24.000 As you can see there, package for Andrew Tate, destination Bucharest, job number 6160801.
00:01:35.000 Apparently, he specifically asked for that job number, as that's what he does.
00:01:41.000 There was no need to buy them.
00:01:59.000 Now, these side panels will come off because the nails are on the side.
00:02:07.000 The boys battered the box.
00:02:09.000 They started pulling out plastic wrapped objects, which looked quite heavy.
00:02:15.000 I was still none the wiser as to what the bloody hell was in these plastic bags.
00:02:24.000 Andrew disappeared.
00:02:28.000 Those two things remained.
00:02:34.000 And of course, there was this.
00:02:37.000 The largest of the package.
00:02:40.000 Still as mysterious as when he first announced it.
00:02:43.000 Didn't look like AK 47s, though.
00:02:48.000 The newspaper it's wrapped in seems to come from Indonesia.
00:02:51.000 ASEAN Plus.
00:02:52.000 This has been everywhere.
00:02:53.000 Woman in Jakarta.
00:02:53.000 So that's Bangkok.
00:02:54.000 Last time I caught up with this package four months ago, it was in Lucerne, Switzerland.
00:02:58.000 And they're charging me money every day.
00:03:00.000 Switzerland's landlocked.
00:03:01.000 So I had to go off a boat into Switzerland.
00:03:03.000 Something new?
00:03:03.000 Extra.
00:03:04.000 yeah this is extra this is the only thing to use what off on what from what i don't know if it's not to have water inside here yeah will you be able to see the pump or the pump you can see it now we've got the pump station inside because it can be
00:03:36.000 accessed from the bottom These were not the main contents of the package, they were mere extras.
00:03:51.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a package which has travelled halfway across the world, costing a ridiculous amount of money, mainly in fees.
00:04:03.000 Here it is the package.
00:04:48.000 It's a dragon, a fucking dragon.
00:04:54.000 Of course, it is.