Tate Speech - December 31, 2016


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 39

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

114.36

Word count

446

Sentence count

64


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Thank you for watching.
00:00:09.000 Hi, welcome back to the most pointless and maybe the most vulgar thing on the internet at the moment.
00:00:15.000 I'm currently sat here in Europe's largest thermal park, sipping on a pina colada.
00:00:20.000 It's 10 30 on a Friday morning.
00:00:23.000 Not exactly a brunch bar, but it's a pretty decent substitute.
00:00:30.000 Someone got a gossip recently on Twitter and asked me, what, Dave, by the way, loving the show, etc., etc., boring, right?
00:00:37.000 What do you actually think of Andrew and Tristan?
00:00:40.000 What's your honest opinion of the tape front?
00:00:43.000 Honest.
00:00:43.000 Hard to give my honest opinion when they're paying for stuff like this.
00:00:52.000 The back of my head is getting beaten to death with water.
00:01:02.000 This one, I believe, is also doing that quite aggressively.
00:01:15.000 That one is uncomfortable.
00:01:18.000 Thank you.
00:01:40.000 I'll give it my best shot.
00:01:41.000 Tristan is a man I can sum up with one singular Facebook status.
00:01:51.000 Think of Andrew Tate, kickboxing world champion.
00:01:55.000 Obviously, he's detestable and hateful.
00:01:57.000 That goes without saying.
00:02:00.000 But I'm trying my best to find some redeemable qualities.
00:02:09.000 I'm trying my best.
00:02:11.000 Probably.
00:02:11.000 He's random.
00:02:12.000 You can't dispute those rats, really.
00:02:14.000 They're grounded in good logic.
00:02:16.000 They just come across a bit hateful.
00:02:18.000 The snow should be banned.
00:02:20.000 You live in a fucking fantasy land.
00:02:22.000 Humans eat meat.
00:02:23.000 We're designed to eat meat.
00:02:24.000 I eat meat.
00:02:25.000 Lots of people eat meat.
00:02:26.000 Fuck your carrots.
00:02:27.000 Fuck you.
00:02:27.000 Do a banner.
00:02:28.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:02:29.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:02:30.000 I want that banner throughout this whole episode.
00:02:32.000 Fuck vegetarians.
00:02:33.000 Tired of their bullshit.
00:02:34.000 But there's actually real role models out there in the world.
00:02:37.000 There's real men out there that you should look up to and you should respect.
00:02:40.000 Like Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:02:42.000 I know what they should do.
00:02:43.000 They should you should have a license to Facebook.
00:02:46.000 You should have to apply and prove you're not a fucking shit munching dickhead before you're allowed to post on Facebook.
00:02:52.000 Michael took loads of drugs.
00:02:53.000 Okay, I didn't mind Michael as much, but Amy was a complete prick.
00:02:57.000 Amy Winehouse probably should have gone to rehab.
00:03:00.000 It's true.
00:03:04.000 But, yeah, he seems to hate everything, including Christmas.
00:03:07.000 He enjoys spending money.
00:03:09.000 And the only thing he's actually shown any love for is Jeremy Kyle.
00:03:14.000 Jeremy Kyle's my favourite show ever?
00:03:16.000 No.
00:03:18.000 Hold up, Jeremy.
00:03:20.000 Maybe Jeremy should be here.
00:03:21.000 Because, at least Graham.
00:03:24.000 Because this is not normal, is it?
00:03:26.000 This is not normal behavior.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, so, oh, text from Andrew.
00:03:37.000 Banner.
00:03:39.000 That's all it says.
00:03:40.000 Banner.
00:03:42.000 So, what do I think about it?
00:03:46.000 You can tell me.
00:03:47.000 Ciao.
00:03:49.000 If you like being a collar, get caught up.