Tate Speech - January 01, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 40

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Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

137.12

Word count

1,081

Sentence count

123


Transcript

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00:00:07.000 Classic, classic jelly macas.
00:00:10.000 Such a wimp.
00:00:15.000 Son of a dissus.
00:00:16.000 Hi, welcome back to probably the most offensive and expensive thing ever made from the internet.
00:00:24.000 New Year's Eve, so Bucharest, Romania, not kidnapped, still alive.
00:00:30.000 Bought myself a new shirt.
00:00:33.000 Yeah, it's pretty cool.
00:00:37.000 Flowers.
00:00:39.000 I'm quite looking forward to seeing what Andrew's got planned for us.
00:00:43.000 He's put me in a flat in Bucharest by myself, but not a problem.
00:00:50.000 As you can see, Bucharest, as it turns out, is actually a pretty fucking fantastic city.
00:00:55.000 How have I spent the last few days?
00:00:58.000 Filming everything and anything that I think is cool, usually with Zooms.
00:01:04.000 Forget if Carlsberg did Christmas trees.
00:01:06.000 What about if Grosch did Christmas trees?
00:01:08.000 Number 33 looks pretty sinister.
00:01:12.000 And that's a man holding a dog.
00:01:15.000 I can't miss that.
00:01:20.000 Running off the Christmas dinner.
00:01:21.000 Well played, soldiers.
00:01:37.000 Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus all the way.
00:01:40.000 Oh, what fun it is to be with JC when he's not feeling gay.
00:01:44.000 Ayy, that's the pub that killed George Michael.
00:01:46.000 Careless.
00:01:46.000 DM, DM.
00:01:47.000 D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D Super flawful, super bet, but it's super good.
00:02:16.000 And this is, of course, blood, I haven't seen him for a while.
00:02:22.000 He said just lay low.
00:02:25.000 You know, gave me a bit of money, spent wisely.
00:02:30.000 Dolce and Cabana.
00:02:33.000 Intense though.
00:02:35.000 Intense.
00:02:36.000 So is my life.
00:02:37.000 Intense though.
00:02:40.000 It's suede as well.
00:02:41.000 I bought myself a new shirt, so New Year's Eve, it's gonna happen.
00:02:46.000 Yep, looking forward to going out on the town.
00:02:48.000 It's not like that.
00:02:49.000 Yeah, so New Year's Eve, Tate side, who knows what's gonna happen?
00:02:55.000 Who cares?
00:02:57.000 Cheers.
00:03:04.000 Andy T. Why are you so dark?
00:03:06.000 What do you mean?
00:03:09.000 It's almost New Year's Eve.
00:03:10.000 It's dark in here.
00:03:12.000 Why is there so light there?
00:03:16.000 Where are you?
00:03:16.000 There's no New Year's Eve.
00:03:17.000 There's no New Year's Eve, Dave.
00:03:19.000 Of course there is.
00:03:21.000 There's not.
00:03:22.000 There's not.
00:03:23.000 New Year's Eve is for people who need, like, an excuse to get drunk.
00:03:27.000 They're like, on New Year's Eve, I get to, you know, have champagne and get drunk and I don't have to get up the next day, which is pretty much every day of my fucking life.
00:03:35.000 So, I have no reason to celebrate that dumb shit.
00:03:38.000 Ooh, champagne, ooh, I can drink, I am champagne.
00:03:41.000 I can drink as much champagne, I can drink champagne until I die.
00:03:44.000 Any day of the week and never get up, because I'm a retired millionaire.
00:03:48.000 Why the fuck do I care about New Year's Eve?
00:03:51.000 I bought a new shirt.
00:03:54.000 So, that's a reason.
00:03:55.000 Let me see, I can't see it.
00:03:57.000 It's fucking, it's nice, it's got flowers on it, it's silk.
00:04:01.000 It's pretty cool.
00:04:02.000 Yeah, alright, well, you're gonna struggle because I'm in England.
00:04:06.000 You're in England?
00:04:08.000 Yeah, I'm not checked back.
00:04:10.000 What's that say?
00:04:11.000 It says Aston Martin.
00:04:13.000 It says.
00:04:13.000 Correct.
00:04:14.000 I'm in England.
00:04:14.000 I had something to do.
00:04:16.000 I tried to.
00:04:16.000 I was going to tell you about it.
00:04:17.000 I thought, you know what?
00:04:18.000 They filmed this thing.
00:04:19.000 Maybe I should tell them.
00:04:20.000 But I think you got boozed out of your mind with Kristen and you were both asleep.
00:04:24.000 And I thought, fuck this.
00:04:25.000 So I got blamed.
00:04:27.000 I boozed and lost.
00:04:29.000 Fuck.
00:04:30.000 You lose.
00:04:31.000 I'm in England.
00:04:32.000 Fuck New Year's.
00:04:33.000 My plan for tonight is.
00:04:35.000 You know what I'm going to do?
00:04:37.000 I'm going to do what I always do on New Year's Eve, which is sacrifice my own money.
00:04:41.000 On a mission to ruin other people's day.
00:04:43.000 So, what I do is I go to a casino, I go to a table where there's someone at a little bit.
00:04:48.000 You know, because on New Year's Eve, there's always like amateur gamblers, not proper professionals like me.
00:04:52.000 And they've got like two or three pounds on each number, and they've got like 50 quid in total, and they go there for a bit of fun.
00:04:58.000 So, what I do is they're a big ball in money, and I start putting 100 pounds on each number.
00:05:03.000 So, like, I'm sitting on like three and a half grand.
00:05:05.000 And the person next to me is like, Ross, I was happy when I was winning 19 pounds.
00:05:09.000 They put one number here, one number there, and they're going yay every time they win.
00:05:13.000 But then they start seeing me make real money, like maybe I can make real money.
00:05:16.000 And I see, I watch, see it change, and they don't keep track of how much I lose or win.
00:05:20.000 They just start thinking, wow, he's hitting 100,000 birds.
00:05:23.000 Before you know it, they're at the cash point, taking out money they ain't got, gambling money they ain't got, and they go broke on New Year's.
00:05:29.000 My mission, I don't care how much I have to lose, I'm gonna make someone who cannot afford to gamble big, gamble big, and fuck his life up.
00:05:36.000 It's gonna start the year not being able to pay the rent.
00:05:39.000 Happy New Year, motherfucker.
00:05:40.000 That's my plan.
00:05:41.000 That's my, I'm going to the casino, I'm gonna spend 20k fucking up someone else's life.
00:05:46.000 But what am I gonna do?
00:05:48.000 I don't care about what you do, Dave.
00:05:51.000 I don't care about what you're going to do.
00:05:54.000 I'll be honest with you, you're alright, but I just don't give a fuck about your entertainment.
00:06:00.000 I'm sorry.
00:06:00.000 On the list of priorities, you know, like my health, my money, my entertainment, you're coming in somewhere around 25.
00:06:09.000 And anything that's not in the top three ain't really getting much votes.
00:06:11.000 25.
00:06:12.000 I'm quite pleased with 25.
00:06:13.000 Okay, well, I suppose I'm just in Bucharest by myself then.
00:06:18.000 Yeah, you're in Romania on your own.
00:06:20.000 Be careful, it's dangerous.
00:06:23.000 Oh dear.
00:06:26.000 Alright.
00:06:31.000 So, with Andrew out in the country in his Aston Martin and Tristan busy entertaining, I was left to the streets of Bucharest.
00:06:40.000 But luckily, someone found a street party.
00:06:44.000 Who's that?
00:06:49.000 You tell me.
00:06:52.000 Let's just say the shirt worked.
00:06:55.000 What was I doing last night?
00:06:56.000 I don't know.
00:06:59.000 What was Romulus and Remus doing last night?
00:07:02.000 I was up to the same thing.
00:07:08.000 Not that she's a dog with multiple breasts.
00:07:14.000 Trust me, I'll die.
00:07:15.000 Because I was all over them.
00:07:19.000 It's only two.
00:07:23.000 Pow the shirt.
00:07:24.000 Street party, Old City, Bucharesti.
00:07:28.000 It's the bestie.
00:07:33.000 Fact.
00:07:35.000 So just chilling with her.
00:07:43.000 What's that?
00:07:48.000 Can you call me a taxi?
00:07:52.000 Taxi.