00:00:00.000Having been abandoned by both Andrew and Tristan, as well as some absolute beauty on New Year's Day, I decided to chase a rat and film some cool stuff.
00:00:33.000All the dumb shit that pisses me off on a daily basis would not even enter my brain.
00:00:38.000The ice bucket challenge was one of the most stressful periods of my life where I couldn't scroll up and down Facebook without some fucking attention seeking dickhead.
00:00:46.000It started off as ice bucket challenge and towards the end people started calling it my bucket challenge because they were too pussy to even put ice in the water.
00:00:54.000I don't think I didn't notice motherfuckers, I noticed.
00:00:56.000It started as ice bucket challenge, few people did it.
00:00:58.000Then some dickhead skank, Rihanna or some other hoe, comes on and goes, my bucket challenge with her warm water and her mates.
00:01:06.000Doesn't even know what ALS is, doesn't donate a penny to fucking charity, she just wants a few likes on a video and wants to get her fucking tits out in a wet t shirt.
00:01:13.000If you want to be a hoe that bad, inbox me.
00:01:16.000If you're that desperate to be a hoe, I can get you fucked.