Tate Speech - January 03, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 42

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Boona Heinekens Nasty
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 41 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 43

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

176.42

Word count

1,182

Sentence count

130


Transcript

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00:00:02.000 Filling up the beer.
00:00:04.000 Back to Eastside, you can tell, can't you?
00:00:08.000 I'd say just a few beers.
00:00:09.000 Literally all the Heinekens they had in the supermarket.
00:00:11.000 So.
00:00:13.000 Lads, lads, lads.
00:00:15.000 Nice hotel room, but I smashed my head twice.
00:00:18.000 Fuck.
00:00:19.000 Cheers.
00:00:21.000 So, what's the plan, Governor?
00:00:23.000 I don't know, a few Heinekens.
00:00:25.000 Mm hmm.
00:00:26.000 I think we're going to England tomorrow.
00:00:28.000 I've got to use that laptop, I've got to use the flights.
00:00:31.000 No problem.
00:00:32.000 Back to Luton.
00:00:32.000 Yeah, I've been on a short vacation, probably somewhere hot, been back to England for a couple days, have some business to take care of, and I think we'll go to India.
00:00:43.000 India?
00:00:44.000 You've been to India?
00:00:45.000 You've wanted to go?
00:00:47.000 No, it's actually on the places I really don't want to go.
00:00:52.000 Too bad.
00:00:54.000 Have you been to India?
00:00:56.000 No.
00:00:57.000 Do you want to go?
00:01:00.000 Somewhere I do.
00:01:01.000 To get off the list.
00:01:03.000 Shouldn't I have vaccinations and stuff?
00:01:07.000 If it's in getting done, it's not my problem.
00:01:10.000 Have you got vaccinations?
00:01:12.000 I'm immune to everything.
00:01:26.000 Just a quiet night in, not to be honest.
00:01:37.000 Needed to drink that just to deal with the news that I'm going to India.
00:01:41.000 So, with that Andrew being here and the news that I'm now going to India, it came as no surprise that I drank myself into a bit of a stupor last night.
00:01:50.000 Mainly just to deal with it the rejection, the fear of the shits.
00:01:57.000 Because going to India, that is literally going to be hell.
00:02:01.000 I can't handle a frappe.
00:02:04.000 I mean, the milk and the ice is too much for my stomach.
00:02:09.000 It's pathetic, I know, but when I go to a Lydia, I'm a bit.
00:02:14.000 I go crazy sometimes, I have a Jalfrazy, but I suffer.
00:02:16.000 But I think it's going to be worth it.
00:02:18.000 I'm not going to order a corner and be a puff.
00:02:22.000 I'll go mental and have a Jalfrazy or a Dan Sack.
00:02:27.000 Tikka masala, average.
00:02:30.000 Boona, definitely.
00:02:32.000 But Boona comes at a price, as they all do.
00:02:34.000 Breathe your water.
00:02:37.000 I'm screwed.
00:02:38.000 Absolutely screwed.
00:02:41.000 And it's not like when you get the shits, it's going to be nice, you know, porcelain toilet.
00:02:47.000 I've seen Slundog Millionaire, they're shitting in wooden shacks.
00:02:52.000 They don't even wipe.
00:02:54.000 So, I don't know, I really don't know how I'm going to survive this.
00:02:59.000 We'll have to see.
00:03:01.000 Maybe I just won't eat.
00:03:02.000 That's quite logical.
00:03:06.000 Nah, I like a Papadom.
00:03:07.000 Can't go wrong with a Papadom or a Nah.
00:03:09.000 But they're inescapable, the shits.
00:03:11.000 They are inescapable.
00:03:12.000 There's no way you can avoid the shits in India.
00:03:15.000 It's a fact.
00:03:18.000 Is there?
00:03:19.000 If anyone has any advice, please let me know.
00:03:22.000 Please.
00:03:23.000 I will pay for advice.
00:03:25.000 I won't.
00:03:26.000 I haven't got any money.
00:03:27.000 Anyway, so I woke up feeling pretty awful this morning, pretty hungover.
00:03:33.000 So here's an episode of Andrew talking about people who also feel quite awful in the morning.
00:03:40.000 That's people who get their drinks spiked.
00:03:43.000 Enjoy.
00:03:45.000 Nice little smoking area.
00:03:49.000 Nasty things happen here, don't they?
00:03:52.000 What do you mean, Romania?
00:03:54.000 Nah, just in smoking areas.
00:03:55.000 You know, this is where the last memories of girls who've had their drinks spiked and blokes who have got to eat better.
00:04:01.000 No, no girl's ever had her drinks spiked.
00:04:04.000 I'm tired of hearing, I had my drinks spiked.
00:04:07.000 That is the biggest crock of shit that every fucking 19 year old says.
00:04:11.000 No one spiked your drink.
00:04:13.000 Okay, first thing, let's look at alcohol tolerances.
00:04:15.000 If you have half a brain, you understand that alcohol tolerances change day by day.
00:04:18.000 Judged on how much food you've eaten that day, how hydrated you are, have you drunk water, how much sleep you've had.
00:04:23.000 Your body weight, people's body weight fluctuates.
00:04:25.000 So if I can drink 10 shots of vodka one day, maybe the next day I can only have 67.
00:04:29.000 That's how it is.
00:04:30.000 But everyone's spike drink story is the same.
00:04:31.000 Everyone.
00:04:32.000 Well, I went out.
00:04:33.000 No, I went out.
00:04:34.000 I had one drink.
00:04:36.000 No, you didn't.
00:04:37.000 Don't lie to me.
00:04:38.000 Don't lie to yourself.
00:04:39.000 You didn't have one drink.
00:04:40.000 You had one drink at home and then one drink in the taxi and then only three drinks in the club and you passed out.
00:04:45.000 How do you know how strong those drinks were?
00:04:47.000 Let me tell you how drink spiking works.
00:04:49.000 If I'm a guy who wants to spike a drink, my intention is to have sex with you.
00:04:52.000 That's my intention.
00:04:53.000 So what I'll do is maybe at a house party, Maybe or maybe in a house with only three people or something I might spike your drink and you'll pass out or something The last thing I'm aiming to achieve by spiking your drink is you acting like a drunk fool Hanging around with your stupid friends Throwing up on yourself taking your shoes off in your ugly ass feet out and wandering to a taxi That's not the intention of anyone who spiked anyone's drink and that's how every story ends.
00:05:19.000 Oh, he spiked my drink and I was so fucked.
00:05:21.000 Oh my god.
00:05:22.000 And my friends give me a text I got home and I was so fucked Why would someone give you that?
00:05:26.000 Well, who's going around going, you know what, I'll need to get a girl and spike her drink and make her drunk.
00:05:30.000 Everyone's trying to get drunk anyway.
00:05:33.000 It doesn't even make sense.
00:05:34.000 You didn't have your drink spike.
00:05:35.000 You drank too much because you're an irresponsible dickhead and you want to blame someone else for it.
00:05:39.000 You're irresponsible.
00:05:41.000 You're fucking stupid.
00:05:42.000 You don't even know what you're drinking half the time.
00:05:44.000 You're downing pints at random and you're surprised you got fucking drunk.
00:05:49.000 Fucking having to be surprised.
00:05:50.000 You're thick as fuck.
00:05:51.000 No one spiked your drink for a second.
00:05:52.000 Don't pretend they did.
00:05:54.000 That's the biggest crock of shit.
00:05:55.000 If I had a girlfriend and we'd been together, let's say, six months and she's a nice, lovely girl and then one day I get a phone call or she comes home or whatever, she's covered in sick, her friends are like, oh, she's too drunk, da-da-da.
00:06:06.000 She looks like shit.
00:06:07.000 And she wakes up next day and goes, someone spiked my drink.
00:06:09.000 Do you know what I'd say?
00:06:10.000 You're dumped.
00:06:11.000 Because you're obviously irresponsible and can't control yourself.
00:06:14.000 See ya, bitch.
00:06:16.000 No, but it wasn't my fault.
00:06:16.000 I only had one drink.
00:06:18.000 Don't chat shit to me.
00:06:19.000 Don't chat shit to yourself.
00:06:20.000 You made it back here in one piece.
00:06:21.000 Unless you've been has someone come inside you?
00:06:24.000 No?
00:06:24.000 Check?
00:06:24.000 No.
00:06:25.000 Okay, so no one spiked your fucking drink.
00:06:26.000 You're fine.
00:06:27.000 You drank too much and you're annoying.
00:06:28.000 Get out.
00:06:30.000 Bollocks.
00:06:30.000 No one spikes anyone's drinks.
00:06:32.000 Kind of fucking girls.
00:06:33.000 Well, someone spiked my drink.
00:06:34.000 And it's fucking because they're stupid and drunk out of their fucking minds.
00:06:36.000 No one spikes anyone's drinks.
00:06:37.000 That's not a real thing.
00:06:38.000 It's bullshit.
00:06:42.000 Drink up, man.