Tate Speech - January 04, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 43

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Retro Joe Brown Tate Side Helen Bonnie Bonds Stu McMill Margate Hummus Diane Glass Bubby
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 42 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 44

Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

123.37

Word count

732

Sentence count

93


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hello, and welcome back to the most expensive and offensive thing on the internet at the moment.
00:00:07.000 I'm Dave McKenna, your host, Tate Side.
00:00:10.000 I've had a lot of contact, some really good questions, and I've even had some fit bitches apply.
00:00:19.000 So, yeah, that's quite bizarre actually.
00:00:23.000 But keep them coming in.
00:00:28.000 Did I just say that?
00:00:29.000 I'm pimping now.
00:00:31.000 Keep emailing Andrew.
00:00:33.000 Fit bitches.
00:00:36.000 Apparently.
00:00:38.000 This is not how I imagined my life would go.
00:00:42.000 Anyway, got some really good questions.
00:00:44.000 The first one here is from my mate Retro Joe.
00:00:48.000 Retro Joe Brown from Margate.
00:00:50.000 You know you are.
00:00:52.000 And he asks Dave, my mate.
00:00:55.000 Dave, Dave.
00:00:56.000 What's it like over there?
00:00:57.000 Tell me about the culture.
00:00:58.000 Tell me about the people.
00:00:59.000 Tell me about food.
00:01:01.000 Okay?
00:01:02.000 That's how he speaks, Joe Brown.
00:01:04.000 So, Retro Joe, my answer to you would be.
00:01:08.000 Yeah, the culture, I'd say cold.
00:01:14.000 Lots of statues.
00:01:17.000 It's cold.
00:01:18.000 Food, there's a lot of soups, classic Eastern European soups, good bread.
00:01:25.000 As soon as you leave England, the bread just magnifies.
00:01:27.000 Whatever direction you go in, I reckon you could go Norway and they've got better bread than us.
00:01:33.000 The Arctic, what's left of it?
00:01:38.000 It's baking anyway, isn't it?
00:01:39.000 So, must have some good bakeries.
00:01:42.000 I always find when I go away, it's good to compare supermarkets.
00:01:46.000 So, this is their Fanta.
00:01:51.000 Madness.
00:01:53.000 Fanta madness.
00:01:56.000 It looks disgusting, doesn't it?
00:01:58.000 What is it?
00:02:00.000 Give me a taste.
00:02:01.000 Go and open it.
00:02:03.000 They don't have Smarties over here.
00:02:05.000 They have a.
00:02:09.000 Bonnie Bonds breakfast.
00:02:17.000 I prefer a smiley.
00:02:19.000 Used to go into a party and saying, oh, do you want a glass of bubbly?
00:02:24.000 Oh, Diane, do you want a glass of bubbly?
00:02:27.000 Glass?
00:02:27.000 No, thanks.
00:02:28.000 I'll have mine in a bottled can.
00:02:33.000 So, bubbly.
00:02:37.000 That's how I used to be described.
00:02:41.000 Oh, it actually just says Bubby.
00:02:43.000 Bugs.
00:02:44.000 For the healthy vegetarians out there that are still watching, if there is any.
00:02:47.000 Any vegetarian who watches this, for every steak you don't eat, I'll eat two.
00:02:52.000 Watch me.
00:02:52.000 I'll hit the gym, biceps will be bigger than ever before.
00:02:55.000 The souls of dead animals power me.
00:02:57.000 I'll be a unit.
00:02:59.000 I'll be massive.
00:03:00.000 That's the biggest meat eater in the world.
00:03:02.000 And when I walk up all 200 kilos of meat to your hippie convention and rip all your fucking heads off, you're going to know what a real human being is.
00:03:08.000 How is he so strong?
00:03:09.000 How do you destroy a million of our hippie warriors?
00:03:11.000 Because I eat fucking meat.
00:03:13.000 Fuck you.
00:03:14.000 Hummus comes with a salad in Romania.
00:03:19.000 That's hummus and tapole.
00:03:21.000 Or tapole.
00:03:22.000 See?
00:03:23.000 Salad and hummus.
00:03:24.000 Two in one.
00:03:25.000 If you're fans of cheesy music, then you are going to love Romania.
00:03:29.000 Cheese CDs.
00:03:32.000 They're not actually.
00:03:33.000 There's not music, it's just little wafer breads.
00:03:36.000 Perfect for dipping in there.
00:03:40.000 Too early.
00:03:40.000 But, erm.
00:03:41.000 Yeah, that's kind of culture summed up, really.
00:03:45.000 What's that?
00:03:46.000 What do you think?
00:03:47.000 Nice little box of Cubans.
00:03:50.000 Wrong, it's a snacker banana.
00:03:53.000 It's just a banana covered in chocolate.
00:03:55.000 One of your five a day.
00:04:00.000 Stu McMill asks Is there any chance of meeting Mama Tate in the future episodes?
00:04:07.000 On Christmas Day, I was with the boys.
00:04:10.000 Remember, they treated me to a McDonald's.
00:04:12.000 Do they do gravy?
00:04:16.000 Do McDonald's do gravy?
00:04:18.000 Christmas isn't happening, Dave.
00:04:19.000 You're going to have to get over that.
00:04:20.000 That's very nice of them.
00:04:23.000 And yeah, there's no chance of that actually because she tried to call.
00:04:28.000 Multiple times and they hung up.
00:04:31.000 I asked them why, and they said that she'll just want to talk about dumb Christmas shit.
00:04:36.000 So, no chance of meeting Mama Tate.
00:04:41.000 Can a bublet?
00:04:48.000 Is it alcoholic?
00:04:50.000 I'm not even sure that's alcoholic.
00:04:53.000 Tastes like a panda pop and apple juice.
00:04:58.000 Other questions we had for Andrew consisted of from Helen, hashtag notyourstalker, Helen.
00:05:06.000 Notyourstalker either, Helen.
00:05:08.000 Nice to know we're equal on that level.
00:05:12.000 She asks, what is Andrew's five year plan?
00:05:17.000 I had a feeling this would be short.
00:05:20.000 I asked him on Facebook because he was not taking my calls.
00:05:24.000 Probably busy ruining someone's life in the casino.
00:05:27.000 His answer was one word threesomes.
00:05:44.000 For five years.
00:05:47.000 If you remember on his business card, it does state that he's a sexual athlete.
00:05:54.000 Poor girls, poor, poor girls.